Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by experimentist: 12:12am On Sep 22, 2014 |
Exjoker: I no dey there o my broda. na only you waka come ok I got more.... 1.. Yansh dey pepe me ( my asss hurts) 2.. Prick stand (dick rise) 3.. Toto dey scratch me ( ? ) 4.. I dey go J (I'm going to work) 5.. How far, u get quay? (Sup, you got weed) |
Politics › Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by experimentist: 11:59pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
What about oritsejafor their arm and drug dealer? |
Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by experimentist: 11:52pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
My new invented pidgins: 1.. Wetin dey sup (wats happening) 2.. U dey maa? (Are you mad) 3.. U chop winch? ( Are u ok) 4.. Ur faagbon! (Fucck you) 5.. I go change am for u o (I will fight you) 6.. Weh di ganja deh (where is d weed) 7.. Claro (smallest part of weed smoke) 8.. Omo I don skelewu (I'm so high) 9.. O boy I wan do am foreign (I wana be going) 10. Na only you waka come (did u came alone) 11.. Diaris God o (  ) |
Politics › Re: Police IG, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by experimentist: 11:34pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Crazy cops cowardly connived collecting cash constantly  |
Politics › Re: Mainok Attack: Nigerian Soldiers Battle Boko Haram; 68 Feared Killed (PHOTO) by experimentist: 8:27pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
People have died. Many people.. Rest in peace to all the innocent souls.. |
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Romance › Re: A Matured Thing To Say To Your Girl by experimentist: 8:12pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
So what's next |
Politics › Re: Police IG, Suleiman Abba, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by experimentist: 8:10pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Na today? |
Health › Re: Insects Could Be Food Of The Future by experimentist: 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Oh boy see lem  |
Phones › Re: List Of Some Cool Old Websites People Don't Really Visit Or Dnt Exist Again by experimentist: 7:46pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Let me give y'all niggas/b!tches a website that you've never ever known or visit before... . . . . . . . . . . . . www.fank.mobi download by albums/artist.. Don't thank me!  |
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Politics › Re: APC Opposes Plot To Shift 2015 Elections by experimentist: 7:20pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Wetin dey worry dis jona sef! Small boy like him..  |
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Oba Of Lagos As He Begins 2015 Campaigns (PHOTOS) by experimentist: 9:44am On Sep 21, 2014 |
Samiceman: Y  |
Travel › Re: The World's Most Powerful Passports. by experimentist: 2:23am On Sep 21, 2014 |
I get Mars passport  |
Celebrities › Re: Bold & Beautiful Nollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by experimentist: 1:43pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Abeg how much be brand new beautiful bad bold five for computer village? |
Romance › Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by experimentist: 7:49am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Furck the rules! I furck friends sisters up and down like a rollercoaster!  |
Romance › Re: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by experimentist: 4:52pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
pasqal09: 1. Unexpected Hug From Behind A hug from behind says you wanted to be close to her so badly that you couldn't even wait for her to turn around. Especially when it's a surprise, it's a great way to show you care. Make sure it's your girlfriend though, random girls aren't as enthused with surprise hugs.
2. Giving Precise Compliments Rather than saying "you look pretty" (actually, you should say that too) compliment her on a specific piece of jewelry, or the way her hair looks, or the color of her dress. It's more authentic than a blanket compliment. Compliment her often but not so much that it becomes insincere.
3. Walk Between Her and The Street it's nice to let her know you care about her. Don't demand it, but when walking on the sidewalk subtly staying between her and traffic is incredibly sweet.
4. Put Your Arm Around her and rub her arm A persons arm might be the most platonic place on the body, which is why it's such a cute spot to rub. It says I care about you so much I just want to touch you
5. Hand on her back as you walk in a crowd Not in a forceful or territorial way, but more to asure that she's still there next to you. It also shows how proud you are to be with her.
6. Bring up details from Past conversations Girls know they drone on sometimes, but it's the boyfriend's duty to listen. Let her know you've been listening by casually bringing up things she's mentioned in past conversations. In fact this one can be applied to all your friends, not just that special someone.
7. Say thank you even after small things When she wakes you up in the morning so you're not late, when she hands you a towel as you get out of the shower, when she makes the meal she knows you like. Also make eye contact with her as you say it, she'll love it. |
Romance › Re: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by experimentist: 4:41pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
pasqal09: 1. Unexpected Hug From Behind A hug from behind says you wanted to be close to her so badly that you couldn't even wait for her to turn around. Especially when it's a surprise, it's a great way to show you care. Make sure it's your girlfriend though, random girls aren't as enthused with surprise hugs.
2. Giving Precise Compliments Rather than saying "you look pretty" (actually, you should say that too) compliment her on a specific piece of jewelry, or the way her hair looks, or the color of her dress. It's more authentic than a blanket compliment. Compliment her often but not so much that it becomes insincere.
3. Walk Between Her and The Street it's nice to let her know you care about her. Don't demand it, but when walking on the sidewalk subtly staying between her and traffic is incredibly sweet.
4. Put Your Arm Around her and rub her arm A persons arm might be the most platonic place on the body, which is why it's such a cute spot to rub. It says I care about you so much I just want to touch you
5. Hand on her back as you walk in a crowd Not in a forceful or territorial way, but more to asure that she's still there next to you. It also shows how proud you are to be with her.
6. Bring up details from Past conversations Girls know they drone on sometimes, but it's the boyfriend's duty to listen. Let her know you've been listening by casually bringing up things she's mentioned in past conversations. In fact this one can be applied to all your friends, not just that special someone.
7. Say thank you even after small things When she wakes you up in the morning so you're not late, when she hands you a towel as you get out of the shower, when she makes the meal she knows you like. Also make eye contact with her as you say it, she'll love it. for wetin na!  Oga leave me jor  |
Romance › Re: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by experimentist: 4:17pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Which one be ex again? As in, shey dmx abi xzibit.. *confused* |
Politics › Re: Senate Summons Military Chiefs Over Seized $ 9.3m Cash by experimentist: 5:14am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Bookspaced before it hits next page |
Nairaland General › Would You Return What You Found In Your Client's Pockets? by experimentist(op): 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Paind In Full - Ace Boogie.. After watching this dope azz movie, yes, I might consider it.
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Celebrities › Re: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Missmossy: Hehehe...if you say so. errrm, .....ok *tears race* |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Back by experimentist: 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Wey pinchure |
Celebrities › Re: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Missmossy: Lol...why the tears? No, it's just sweat  |
Phones › Re: Iphone 6 Prices Nigeria by experimentist: 10:00pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Abeg, shey d phone dey produce fried rice n chicken? Abi e dey grow high grade cannabis?  |
Celebrities › Re: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 9:47pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Missmossy: I really don't think i can,even the sight of one sometimes gets me all creepy. I will hold him for u..  |
Celebrities › Re: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2014*. Modified: 10:04pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
I will approach the soldier politely, give him a deposit of #500k cash, pay same amount after the slap then smile to the bank with #99m  |
Politics › Re: FG Releases List Of National Award Recipients 2013/2014 by experimentist: 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
RebelLeader15: you mean Papa Iron Orthiefsejafor, the President of Criminals Association Of Nigeria (CAN) Yes  |
Politics › Re: FG Releases List Of National Award Recipients 2013/2014 by experimentist: 7:17pm On Sep 18, 2014*. Modified: 7:43pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Mogidi: When Buhari wins the presidency let him give awards to his friends as well. He can always make Shekau Grand Commander of Sambisa (GCOS) for a job well done. What about Ayo Oriefokasibejafor? Grand Commander And Arm Purchaser/Supplier Of Boko Haram (GCAPSOBH)? |
Politics › Re: Military Captures Injured Boko Haram Commander In Konduga Battle 18th September by experimentist: 6:29pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Yes yes yessss! Death to Pastor Ayo 'bling-bling' Oritsejafor's boys.. Assistant GCFR of Boko Haram.. |
Politics › Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by experimentist: 5:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Akinsz: the man no be pastor na jarule's brother. Na lie jor, na Lil' Wayne uncle... |
Politics › Re: 15 Soldiers Get 4-years Jail Sentence For Refusing To Fight Boko Haram (PICS) by experimentist: 5:56pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Na by force! |