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EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by experimentist: 12:12am On Sep 22, 2014
Exjoker: I no dey there o my broda. na only you waka come
ok I got more....

1.. Yansh dey pepe me ( my asss hurts)
2.. Prick stand (dick rise)
3.. Toto dey scratch me ( ? )
4.. I dey go J (I'm going to work)
5.. How far, u get quay? (Sup, you got weed)
PoliticsRe: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by experimentist: 11:59pm On Sep 21, 2014
What about oritsejafor their arm and drug dealer?
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by experimentist: 11:52pm On Sep 21, 2014
My new invented pidgins:

1.. Wetin dey sup (wats happening)
2.. U dey maa? (Are you mad)
3.. U chop winch? ( Are u ok)
4.. Ur faagbon! (Fucck you)
5.. I go change am for u o (I will fight you)
6.. Weh di ganja deh (where is d weed)
7.. Claro (smallest part of weed smoke)
8.. Omo I don skelewu (I'm so high)
9.. O boy I wan do am foreign (I wana be going)

10. Na only you waka come (did u came alone)
11.. Diaris God o ( grin )
PoliticsRe: Police IG, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by experimentist: 11:34pm On Sep 21, 2014
Crazy cops cowardly connived collecting cash constantly huh
PoliticsRe: Mainok Attack: Nigerian Soldiers Battle Boko Haram; 68 Feared Killed (PHOTO) by experimentist: 8:27pm On Sep 21, 2014
People have died. Many people.. Rest in peace to all the innocent souls..
RomanceRe: A Matured Thing To Say To Your Girl by experimentist: 8:12pm On Sep 21, 2014
So what's next
PoliticsRe: Police IG, Suleiman Abba, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by experimentist: 8:10pm On Sep 21, 2014
Na today?
HealthRe: Insects Could Be Food Of The Future by experimentist: 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2014
Oh boy see lem cry
PhonesRe: List Of Some Cool Old Websites People Don't Really Visit Or Dnt Exist Again by experimentist: 7:46pm On Sep 21, 2014
Let me give y'all niggas/b!tches a website that you've never ever known or visit before...
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www.fank.mobi download by albums/artist.. Don't thank me! huh
PoliticsRe: APC Opposes Plot To Shift 2015 Elections by experimentist: 7:20pm On Sep 21, 2014
Wetin dey worry dis jona sef! Small boy like him.. huh
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Visits Oba Of Lagos As He Begins 2015 Campaigns (PHOTOS) by experimentist: 9:44am On Sep 21, 2014
Samiceman: Y
grin
TravelRe: The World's Most Powerful Passports. by experimentist: 2:23am On Sep 21, 2014
I get Mars passport cry
CelebritiesRe: Bold & Beautiful Nollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by experimentist: 1:43pm On Sep 20, 2014
Abeg how much be brand new beautiful bad bold five for computer village?
RomanceRe: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by experimentist: 7:49am On Sep 20, 2014
Furck the rules! I furck friends sisters up and down like a rollercoaster! huh
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by experimentist: 4:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
pasqal09: 1. Unexpected Hug From Behind
A hug from behind says you wanted to be close to her so badly that you couldn't even wait for her to turn around. Especially when it's a surprise, it's a great way to show you care. Make sure it's your girlfriend though, random girls aren't as enthused with surprise hugs.


2. Giving Precise Compliments
Rather than saying "you look pretty" (actually, you should say that too) compliment her on a specific piece of jewelry, or the way her hair looks, or the color of her dress. It's more authentic than a blanket compliment. Compliment her often but not so much that it becomes insincere.


3. Walk Between Her and The Street
it's nice to let her know you care about her. Don't demand it, but when walking on the sidewalk subtly staying between her and traffic is incredibly sweet.


4. Put Your Arm Around her and rub her arm
A persons arm might be the most platonic place on the body, which is why it's such a cute spot to rub. It says I care about you so much I just want to touch you


5. Hand on her back as you walk in a crowd
Not in a forceful or territorial way, but more to asure that she's still there next to you. It also shows how proud you are to be with her.


6. Bring up details from Past conversations
Girls know they drone on sometimes, but it's the boyfriend's duty to listen. Let her know you've been listening by casually bringing up things she's mentioned in past conversations. In fact this one can be applied to all your friends, not just that special someone.

7. Say thank you even after small things
When she wakes you up in the morning so you're not late, when she hands you a towel as you get out of the shower, when she makes the meal she knows you like. Also make eye contact with her as you say it, she'll love it.
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by experimentist: 4:41pm On Sep 19, 2014
pasqal09: 1. Unexpected Hug From Behind
A hug from behind says you wanted to be close to her so badly that you couldn't even wait for her to turn around. Especially when it's a surprise, it's a great way to show you care. Make sure it's your girlfriend though, random girls aren't as enthused with surprise hugs.


2. Giving Precise Compliments
Rather than saying "you look pretty" (actually, you should say that too) compliment her on a specific piece of jewelry, or the way her hair looks, or the color of her dress. It's more authentic than a blanket compliment. Compliment her often but not so much that it becomes insincere.


3. Walk Between Her and The Street
it's nice to let her know you care about her. Don't demand it, but when walking on the sidewalk subtly staying between her and traffic is incredibly sweet.


4. Put Your Arm Around her and rub her arm
A persons arm might be the most platonic place on the body, which is why it's such a cute spot to rub. It says I care about you so much I just want to touch you


5. Hand on her back as you walk in a crowd
Not in a forceful or territorial way, but more to asure that she's still there next to you. It also shows how proud you are to be with her.


6. Bring up details from Past conversations
Girls know they drone on sometimes, but it's the boyfriend's duty to listen. Let her know you've been listening by casually bringing up things she's mentioned in past conversations. In fact this one can be applied to all your friends, not just that special someone.

7. Say thank you even after small things
When she wakes you up in the morning so you're not late, when she hands you a towel as you get out of the shower, when she makes the meal she knows you like. Also make eye contact with her as you say it, she'll love it.
for wetin na! cry

Oga leave me jor huh
RomanceRe: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by experimentist: 4:17pm On Sep 19, 2014
Which one be ex again? As in, shey dmx abi xzibit.. *confused*
PoliticsRe: Senate Summons Military Chiefs Over Seized $ 9.3m Cash  by experimentist: 5:14am On Sep 19, 2014
Bookspaced before it hits next page
Nairaland GeneralWould You Return What You Found In Your Client's Pockets? by experimentist(op): 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2014
Paind In Full - Ace Boogie.. After watching this dope azz movie, yes, I might consider it.

CelebritiesRe: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2014
Missmossy: Hehehe...if you say so.
errrm, .....ok *tears race*
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Back by experimentist: 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2014
Wey pinchure
CelebritiesRe: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2014
Missmossy: Lol...why the tears?
No, it's just sweat cry
PhonesRe: Iphone 6 Prices Nigeria by experimentist: 10:00pm On Sep 18, 2014
Abeg, shey d phone dey produce fried rice n chicken? Abi e dey grow high grade cannabis? cry
CelebritiesRe: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist: 9:47pm On Sep 18, 2014
Missmossy: I really don't think i can,even the sight of one sometimes gets me all creepy.
I will hold him for u.. cry
CelebritiesRe: If You Are Told To Slap A Soldier Man In Front Of A Barrack For #100m by experimentist:
I will approach the soldier politely, give him a deposit of #500k cash, pay same amount after the slap then smile to the bank with #99m cry
PoliticsRe: FG Releases List Of National Award Recipients 2013/2014 by experimentist: 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2014
RebelLeader15: you mean Papa Iron Orthiefsejafor, the President of Criminals Association Of Nigeria (CAN)
Yes cry
PoliticsRe: FG Releases List Of National Award Recipients 2013/2014 by experimentist:
Mogidi: When Buhari wins the presidency let him give awards to his friends as well. He can always make Shekau Grand Commander of Sambisa (GCOS) for a job well done.
What about Ayo Oriefokasibejafor? Grand Commander And Arm Purchaser/Supplier Of Boko Haram (GCAPSOBH)?
PoliticsRe: Military Captures Injured Boko Haram Commander In Konduga Battle 18th September by experimentist: 6:29pm On Sep 18, 2014
Yes yes yessss! Death to Pastor Ayo 'bling-bling' Oritsejafor's boys.. Assistant GCFR of Boko Haram..
PoliticsRe: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by experimentist: 5:57pm On Sep 18, 2014
Akinsz: the man no be pastor na jarule's brother.
Na lie jor, na Lil' Wayne uncle...
PoliticsRe: 15 Soldiers Get 4-years Jail Sentence For Refusing To Fight Boko Haram (PICS) by experimentist: 5:56pm On Sep 18, 2014
Na by force!

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