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glitest:
Sunny days...Although I love it when it rains....I hate the aftermath; I like wearing anything velvet, and so hate it when my shoes does get wet....Ugh!

so because of ur velvet mek sun dey hammer some people..

3coins:
chai op. . .you no dey go work?. . . .i like sunny days better

bro, dis sun too much.. Imagine you dey sell gala for hold up inside dis hot sun, u go like am?

kittykollinxx, what about mine.. "Nowadays rappers are like politician, trying contest me"

"Even if your name is Suares, you can't be biting my styles"

"My flow is so deep like I was a coal miner"

Copyright protected.

Me_The 12th Letter 3:34mins

Chai! Dis sunny weather can fry plantain and roast corn o.. I prefer rainy days by far.. What of you? Which one do you rather?

Ekiseme:
you just dropped rhymes

Yeah, I'm a bad rhymist, the flow is always timeless...every word is priceless, don't bleeps wit chicks that's assless... I make the plan works out and blow my biceps.. Hey, don't get too excited

I tot dis dude has been bagged and sacked!

From which account?

Abeg, I no sign o!

Mr adonbilivit, shutdafuckup! I sag with a swag, not a gay but I treat gays like rags when I tag up the streets of Lag..

Vessi:
Hahaha. It is still PDP. Nyako and his Deputy were PDP members, Nyako decamped to APC, his deputy remained in PDP. He later resigned minutes before Nyako was impeached, but his resignation letter addressed to Gov Nyako was not signed by Gov Nyako before Nyako left office. The law is that when aGovernor or President dies/is impeached, deputy takes over. Now the deputy is back, claiming in court that Nyako did not sign the resignation letter addressed to him before being impeached. So therefore since the resignation letter was not signed, he is still the deputy governor, court declared his resignation letter null and void, and as the tradition that deputy unsits his boss, The deputy is now proclaimed the Governor by the supreme court of law.

That guy is a master strategist. He is a PDP member. So PDP member is now the Governor of Adamawa state. No more by-election till 2015.

Peeee Deeeee Peeeee

Master strategists, badoos, master planners, I hail una.

Hey, hold up.. Don't rush to conclusion.. More drama is yet unfold.

Ibnsultan:
Only the new Governor can decide.

Ok.. He shld stay at APC so we can have more dramas

So now which party controls the state?

OkikiOluwa1:
Have we defeated them in Nigeria?
See jokers!
Someone pls answer this question. How many teams ll qualify from our group?
Last Bullet
If Nigeria qualify for the next AFCON, make I grow bald head!

oya tek 2 extra groundnut bullet

Mehn I remember wen me n martins dey play monkey post for streets. Jus like ystdy

DollyParton1:
Its a song. A country music actually. The actual line he used is "the best you can hope for, is to die in your sleep"

Oh ok.. It's better to die while sleeping.. You'll be asleep till judgement day.. No stress.. Imagine the long yawn one will have wen one wakes up.

DollyParton1:
The gambler by Kenny Rogers

Really? Will like to read it..

phaat:
Audit report of missing NNPC $10.8b ready soon, says Okonjo-Iweala



•Seeks tracking of campaign funding

By Kingsley Ighomwenghian, Deputy Editor

 

Nearly 10 months after exposure by then Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Lamido Sanusi, that $20 billion was lying with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) unremitted to the Federation Account, Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has assured that an audit report into the oil money will be out soon.

According to the minister, “initially it was $48 billion, then $20 billion, but the figure we have always had is $10.8 billion.

“I am Minister of Finance, if money is missing … I want to use it for good things for the country, and that was why when we went to the Senate we demanded for forensic audit, the President supported it and asked for it to be done.

Speaking at the Financial Times Africa Summit 2014 in London on Monday, Okonjo-Iweala who is also Coordinating Minister for the Economy, reiterated that the amount is not new and that it had been a source of discussions between the Ministry of Finance and its the Petroleum Resources counterpart.

The huge attention the issue generated, she said, led to the appointment of the firm of PriceWaterHouseCoopers by the Federal Government to undertake a forensic audit.

“We engaged PwC with the Auditor General taking the lead. They initially asked for 16 weeks to complete the work, they have spent 11 or 12 weeks so far and they will be done in a couple of weeks”.

Meanwhile, in the build up to the 2015 general elections, Okonjo-Iweala wants Nigerians to show more interest in the ‘how and who funds’ campaigns to various electoral offices in the country.

“We all want democracy, but how do you get it? It involves money.

“If you want accountability and good governance you must discuss issues relating to campaign funds.

“People who sponsor campaigns believe they must get something from the government when elections are won. These are the real elephant in the room and we need to deal with it,” she said.

The issue of campaign funding has been of huge interest, particularly with the activities of Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN), which has been organising zonal rallies across the country to drum up support for re-election of President Goodluck Jonathan.

TAN is believed to be sponsored by some moneybags, including friends believed to have benefitted hugely from the administration.

Such rallies are usually attended by top government functionaries led by Secretary to Government of the Federation, Pius Ayim Pius, serving Ministers and Governors eulogising the activities of the administration.

Also speaking on the killer Ebola virus disease (EVD) at the summit, the minister said Nigeria ought to be commended for ensuring the index case did not take the illness out of the country in addition to containing it.

“Nigeria did a great service by stopping (Patrick) Sawyer who was Minnesota bound. Ebola cannot be said to be the real elephant in the room, as it has been hyped beyond proportion by the media,” Okonjo-Iweala said.

soupid beach! You're the fattest most ugly woman in the room.. Die biitch!

ismokeweed:
And so? How does this affect my life? Is this obituary forum?

Oh boy, I bought one bad type of weed for island on saturday, it's the best weed I ever had.. 2H own wey I buy don dey finish I hope the dude have more of that green stuffy shiit..

Best way to die

looking4job:
SAVE ME FROM POVERTY. HELP ME GET A JOB IF YOU CAN. THIS SUFFERING IS TOO MUCH

job dey.. Yansh washing job available! Salary cool, pm me soon.

Shekau or no shekau, kill any pussyhole bad man terrorist...

OduntanGabriel:
1) Your Past Post: Do you have someone who always go to the archive to bring out all your previous post incase it contradicts your new article? Telling you I have been noticing your post (last year ,you said you are married,this year you are single,blah blah) forget this stalkers, you don't have to apologise for your past post here. It is your life, live it.


2) Your Abusive or insulting comments on Nairaland: No matter what u post here on nairaland,some sections of people will praise u while others will yab u.They are meant to happen,Nairaland is an interactive forum ,ur ideas cannot be generally accepted.Therefore there should be no apology for the insults you get here today,they will praise you tomorrow eg( this na d 1st time u go post sense since u don dey post here) my bros manage am.

3) Correcting grammatical errors: Corrections of grammar is one of the beauty of this forum, we have someone like "gbagaun detector" who has always been correcting many errors on this forum and some great people who are wonderful writers. They owe no one any apology,therefore don't take it personal when you are being corrected,i have been corrected many times and no matter how hurt i felt, I learnt from it.

4)BEING YOU: Are u kind of weird? Sometimes nerdy ? Are u always a clown(even in a critical post all u do is to comment with funny stuffs) If other people can't handle it,that's their problem- as long as you like yourself "kokanaye"

5)Expressing your emotions:Do u have to apologise for sharing your emotions? Expressing your emotions is a healthy behaviour and its not something u should practice concealing. You owe no one any apology for that.

6) Giving your honest opinion: let's say seun asks if we are happy with the mods performances,you should be free to say your mind and owe them no apology. Even if that is gonna make them block us for weeks,u owe nobody any apology.

Notable mentions goes to the "omo-oniles(landowners ,spacebookers),garri sellers and buyers,ftp,the thunder doing press up people etc.... Fellow nairanlanders add urs abeg,I don try

how is one pasu of weed in your area? Grade 1 ooo

Na every year one mumu pesin go ask dis kain idiotic question post am and another mumumod go shift come fp.. Mumunis!

Chuksphil2go:
No wonder Sheik Azubuikareem IhejIrikahim, is he from Islamabad

U av lafftically wounded someone here o!

Yeah but sumtin to do wit you

If Tetula remove dat cap nobody go vote for him

Mmm, I smell high grade weed

Ram cost dis year.. I go kill that dog wey dey yard

I tot they av resigned

Na lie jor! I no belive! Even if you upload the video!

birdman: Isnt it interesting that barely a month after BH sponsors were named, BH is falling like a pack of cards.

hmmm, dis is outside the box thinking..

It's time to kill the sponsors now..