₦airaland Forum

Like say if death come dem the fat idiots can escape..

jumobi1: Why does that box say "Chief of Army Staff"?

dats ihejirika's signature

cole265: Is that TB on stretcher? ...God have mercy.

amen

Apologies to APC fans by Seun.. Jor o!

So the fool wan come video live movie before abi? Thunder fire him! Hin think say na Hollywood him dey? He's a donkey!


Thunder fire any bagga wey associate boko haram with US - Muslims.

Oloshi president

jmaine: Best CBN governor my foot.

Jamiu, kilon se ye! Oti ni ogbon ni?

Ye-pa-ri-pa! Dear lord don't let me die by a gun, when my time comes leme die in my sleep as I rest in peace..

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Afghanistan: Hey don't bring political issues here o..

Ok

Afghanistan: U nor get sense I swear

I get am pass your president

amakufrancis: treat him like Ibori

just 1M will do me.. Not even dolls, NGN.

I dey mad? Abeg next jare!

Ehyaa! Poor y'all... I was using a cellular at that time.. Poor dudes

FTC

Waspy: [size=15pt] Seriously, I wish SEUN can pick and announce a day for willing NLers to CHANGE or MODIFY their Usernames. Some times, we get to meet other NLers who know us online and offline and we might want to just "DISAPPEAR" . SEUN pls look into this. Some of us wish to go full anonymous/covert, instead of opening new accts/monikers [/size]

seconded...

spanzed: I think CLARO would do

Na claro dey wound pass o.. He better tek a jumbo..

By who

Crazy people

Waatisdis!

pheyikemi: A prayer champion

Ok, get ready, by tmrw morning we are taking u to maiduguri you are gona be praying for our gallant army against boko haram.. Pray hard!

Before I wake up in the morning this news should better be on front page or else I will fly to konduga and kill more terrorists, snap pictures and bring back our girls maybe then the news will hit FP

Seun, so ti gbo?!

pheyikemi: u don't mean it, it aint even funny. Don't worry I'll rememba u in my prayers.

hehe.. R u a prayer warrior or hulk hogan

Crazy people

saxywale: Both. It's like saying; Is the guy British or welsh?.

tell me something..

Omexonomy: ogogoro with 85% alcohol and gahana weed will do the magic.

shey Seun dey smoke igboh? Adonbiliv.. If na true then he's my guy..

pheyikemi: it's cos u lack a sense of humour datz y u didn't find it funny. Mind u, d sh1t is damn funny

lol, now dis one is funny B

Jemimahsummers: He is African.

Wow

shizzleStar: i hope this is very very true. For the first time since the insurgency started, sharia reporters seem to have gotten it right with their reportage this time.....this is a very cheering news and welcome development. Shows our military are getting more strategic by the day.
The most cheering news/quite goes thus:
"we knew boko haram planned attacks three days ago and we prepared for them", that shows proactiveness

"the Nigerian troops emerged from their places of ambush and engaged them from various sides", again that was proactive

"the military killed most of the insurgents seizing a variety of high calibre weapons from the insurgents", now this is so so heart warming i tell ya
This is gonna be a very swell weekend for our troops and indeed every peace loving Nigerian.

Death to boko haram!

Death to their sponsors, allies, financiers, supporters, followers and virgins

Death to every bar.stard that in one way or the other given moral or psychological support to bokoharam either by their utterances, propaganda, false reportage, castigating the Nigerian army or bad mouthing the troops

Death to those bar.stards that say boko.haram should be given amnesty.

Death to those bar.stards that say they will take the Nigerian military hierarchy to ICC and those shouting human rights against terrorists

Death to all you bars.tards.!

Finally, i don't usually do this cos i consider it silly and childish despite having been there on more than 10 occasions, but i am overwhelmed with joy by this news, so permit me to say just for today.




F.T.C

Death to Ihejirika, the Boko Haram COAS!

Ishilove: I can't make head or tail of his so-called update

stop forming abeg, u've got the message.. Mrs elizabeth taylor

OMG! I am late.. Dem don book all the spaces finish