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hhmmcj:
Expert and Mrghost...abeg dat one no dey for here o...make una act responsibly.

mrghost:
. ASS HOLE

dopeJemi:
Well I know for sure merrybet is number one

hhmmcj:
So u basically you're a "sadist". You're like catfish. They can't hold u with one hand. You're always slipping away anytime people define you or your motive. You always come back and tryna say its about encouragement just to find solace with yourself.

Look here, you can't gain the attention of some hungry people. Everyone here are all for one thing "make money" and that's the only thing that will make them stop and listen even if you're talking all B.S. Stop advising/encouraging us when we don't need it. You don't do what you're doing now when the going was good, but u always do it when it gets tough. Someone like u go dey quarrel everyday around where u dey live. People don't like dis kind of attitude. Be a positive guy and find happiness in making other people happier (it comes with a blessing).

I no dey vex o..but I just believe u can do better than that. You sef here the name of the place (Nairaland) and that should be a motivation that its all about what makes the cash and not some advice when people aren't ready to listen.

..but u still be my guy sha...

hhmmcj:
I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE FOLLOWING THE CLASS! I WANT TO GIVE YOU A "REASON" BUT NOT "ANSWER" BECAUSE AS I SAID BEFORE, YOU NO DEY ISSUE CERTIFICATE.

PASTING MY TICKETS ON HERE WAS SIMPLY TO ENCOURAGE ANYONE THAT GETS INVOLVE. I DON'T GIVE WHAT I DON'T EAT JUST LIKE YOU THAT DROPPED A BAD GAME ON THIS THREAD AND AFTER THE DAY YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME. ALL MEN GOT DROWNED EXCEPT THE OWNER OF THE GAME BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING A LIFE-JACKET UNDER HIS SHIRT.

MIND YOU, I AM NOT DOING THAT TO MAKE YOU SAY "WOW" BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THERE'S ALWAYS A TENDENCY THAT I MIGHT LOOSE AND YOU WILL CALL ME "FOOL". I ONLY DO IT TO MAKE THE OTHER GUY KNOW THAT IF I CAN STICK SUCH AMOUNT OF CASH ON A GAME, ITS BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE SYSTEM THAT WAS JUST APPLIED; NO DISPARITY THAT HE STILL RECKONS WITH THE FACT THAT THERE'S ALWAYS A RISK OF EMERGENCY (LOOSING) ATTACHED TO IT.

EXPERT, THIS IS ALL ABOUT MONEY AND HOW MUCH YOU CAN GET. WE NO DEY ATTEND "OWAMBE" FOR HIA WHERE EVERYBODY DEY TRY SHOWCASE PASS THE OTHER. THATS THE REASON WHY I WILL NOT DO WHAT YOU ARE ASKING BECAUSE YOU ASKED. I KNOW ITS VERY TEMPTING FOR ME WHEN ALL THE PROVE IS LAYING AROUND, BUT SAYING "NO" MAKES ME THE BIGGER MAN BECAUSE YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.

..#alltalkinginlowtunes

hhmmcj:

JAPANESE SUSHI ON THE MORNING MENU

GUYS, MAKE UNA RUSH THIS ONE SHARP-SHARP! NA MORNING MATCH AND IT WILL START BEFORE 10AM

Yokohama F Marinos - Kashiwa Reysol
Second Team win to nill
No 1.12



Sagan Tosu - Kawasaki Frontale
First Team win to nill
No 1.12



Nagoya Grampus - Gamba Osaka
First Team win to nill
No 1.10


Sanfrecce Hiroshima - Matsumoto Yamaga FC
Double Chance
1/X 1.12


Stake:Odds:1.545

ABEG PLACE YOUR BETS QUICKLY, ODDS ARE DROPPING FAST!!!

hhmmcj:
Abeg patient till a new day. I don't wanna pick any game with this para wey dey my bodi. I know say we go cash-in some cash tomorrow to make up for this slip up. Abeg my people, make una try sleep tonight but no dream am!

..Still on the matter!

kingofcasting:

hhmmcj:
I don c ur type before so u no dey suprise me at all. Shoe get size just as person pass human being. I no come here come proove myself to you, afterall u no go give me certificate evn if I drop my screen and the whole computer for u to see.

..C the difference between you and I...

godoluwa:
una dey speak in tongue bro. xori 4 d loss. tomorrow will be better

nellyquash:
Please oo, Hope merrybet do refund if a game mess u up?

hhmmcj:
(Shouting...)

I want to drink shinapp today!

hhmmcj:
Mehhhhnnn!
I come to realize and regret why I didn't just go through our usual "win to nil" route. This one is on me and I dully apologize to all that invested. I hope we have the chance to make up on the next game.

#feelingdown

proxillin:
Pardon my grammatical flaws.
Note: This happened to me today 12 years ago. The memory always flashes me every 13/07
I met this lady in my second year in school. I went to a lecturer’s office who happens to be like a fatherly figure to me, then I saw this chick (Actually, it wasn’t the first time I would meet her there). So I quickly used that opportunity to clinch her in front of my lecturer who even stylishly persuaded her for me. Although, he warned me not to mess her up, that’s when he revealed to me she is his blood sister.

Throughout the time we spent together, I treated her with care because I knew her brother is a lecturer who is even handling my 4 unit course.

Bimpe can fck. She is very romantic and pretty. She likes se.x. more than food.
On this faithful night, we decided to go and read on campus, NEPA was doing what they know how to do best.
It was a mildly cold night. We passed through her brother’s office which was under locked (at times when we go out reading in the night, we do visit him if he is around). He wasn’t around this time around.

After about 30 minutes reading, my girl started complaining of cold, she could not concentrate again. She told me she was going, I offered to see her off, and she said she doesn’t want to disturb me. I should continue reading.
So she left. I read for about 30 minutes, I could not concentrate anymore. My mind was with her, I decided to trace her home and check on her for the last time.

On my way home, I noticed her brother’s office was opened this time, I could see light reflection coming from his inner office (His office has a lobby where some junior lecturers sit, then another inner-main office where he sits).
Nobody was in the outer office at that time of the day, so I decided to go in straight to my oga’s office. Even the door to the inner office was not closed but just tilted, so if you look inside, you could see what is going on inside without opening the door fully.
I saw my girl (she wore mini-skirt that night. I even challenged her that mosquito will have party on her she said she want fresh air on her legs, but on getting to school and started complaining of cold again)

I saw her sitting on my lecturer’s laps and facing him. She was hopping up and down. The man managed to insert his dck through her mini-skirt. That’s when I knew my girlfriend did not wear pant under that mini-skirt. Or may be the man got another way to insert without pulling off her pants.

I couldn’t interrupt them. I stood there watching the whole show. This headache suddenly came from nowhere. My legs were shaking. It was like my whole intestine was gone.
I was lost in thought just standing there like statue. They finished up, she took a cup from his table to come and fetch water from the water dispenser in the outer office. She spotted me at the door and shouted “Jesus”. She didn’t expect anyone to be there.

I could see water/dripping wets from her virgin_al position in her skirt.
I rushed away…she didn’t even bother to follow or call me. I cried the whole night. I wished death come and take me. The next day I met her in her room crying. I asked why she will do something like that with her blood brother. That’s when she confessed he is her father’s best friend. They even built house in the same place in Ibadan.

I said to myself people are really wicked. Up till today whenever I mention to my colleagues that they are not related in anyway, people argue with me and say they are brothers and sisters. I just laugh it off.

The breakup was not easy on me. I could not eat for days. She never felt remorse that much. Ever since then, she has been snubbing me. Even my lecturer too raise his face whenever I come near him.

That’s when I changed my perspective of relationship. It doesn’t worth your heart and loyalty. I am now a free man.

nellyquash:
Bros Abeg which league b did?

godoluwa:
you cant just wake up in a day & think with luck you can win VFL. LUCK doesnt work with VFL. Before you can bet & win VFL, you need a working strategy & demo trade for like 2 weeks or a month before you invest real money. if you think you can bet & win VFL with luck, then you are just joking. gudluck

hhmmcj:
YES NA!! YOU CAN CASHOUT ON LIVE BETS AS THE GAME IS PLAYED.

hhmmcj:
YEAH MEHN!!! BUT DIS KIND THING JUST DEY VEX ME SO...AND ALABI NO GO WAN PAY ME THE ONES WEY DON PLAY MAKE I DO INSTANT TURNOVER. THATS Y I LIKE BET365 BUT DEM NO DEY PLAY WIN TO NIL FOR SMALLER LEAGUE GAMES....


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DEY VEX.. BILAHI-WALAHI-TALAHI

hhmmcj:
Correct talk! Na now u yarn talk wey bring water for my eyes. No reason am at all. Money na money! Put your 20k and c wht d lord hath done. If I tell u that I have lost more than 50k since 3days here u will ask me if I am crazy; but I still tell u that I chop that money from 2days when we were on a 4days winning streak. but the spirit it willing to keep firing.
There's time for everything and no champion forever! In football, there's what we call "being in form" Before u will rack up dis change and hope for it to get to where u want it to be, maybe one of this ugly days will set in and u find out that u lost it all again and start from start. Be careful, start with 5k and test ur charm, if it enters, play the whole turnover and do it again; there u will know if your winning form is on. If your winning form is there, pls remain on the plan but stake high, and u will c that its all about your instinct and the aura of winning at the time.

My guy, I don't wanna talk much abeg...but we can make it if we try!

fabiano09:
Thread or trend?

aniland:
This trend will soon be over, just because one match was lost u guys are now seeking for alternative. Just check other trends how it all started and ended. I will be watching.

@dayqunlay: how far

kennyslim1:
think straight o lol...abeg ma cash 1st o....woman go come later when the cash rolls in

we dey expect ur tomorrow games

nellyquash:
Am so loving this thread...

Expert and co.