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raumdeuter:
Whose signing is Pulisic?

They should tell us who signed Ziyech, Thiago, Havertz and Mendy now...

Before November, some will say it's not Lampard that signed them.

CapitalCee:
We have been here before. Lol. Na so una play YouTube for Bakayoko, Zakacosta, and Morata. We knew how it finished

Rudiger , Morata and co also

raumdeuter:
My problem is that I know that Lampard was the coach who first played Pulisic in Chelsea and he ended the season trophyless

Total signings under Lampard is now over 400M and he must win this season else he is a fraud

Imagine, 400M in 13 Months.

. Fat Fraud

raumdeuter:
Abi Gelatooo

From Net Spend > to we didn't sign > now gelling

Gel FC

CapitalCee:
Dont mind him, English Pundits that will tell you that Abraham is better than Lewandowski. Most of them are failed managers or assistants. Soon Lampard will soon join them. Them think say Abramovich de follow them give excuse

By the time we finish with them on Monday, they will cry to the mods as usual.

Lampard: i want to win trophy now

Nairalanders: the new players must gel

Gel kor Jelili ni

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Before December, Caballero go bench this one

Make i no see trophy by May 2021 first....

spillo1:
.......

LMFAO

Welcome back chief

odizeey:
Confusion in the camp of the enemies.


The amalekites are slaying each other.

Just our small intro

Dey don face each other

See how Madrid dey useless Chelsea Legend

Segedinho:
See as God pikin dey wait mk him fellow human fail ehn.


E go shock you

Na just introduction we do today, una dey SHALAYE like this....

What if we enter the main trolling?

Don't exhaust your SHALAYE, keep them for now.

By next week, you will tell me who signed Havertz and Ziyech.

ChristineC:
top scorer for Sporting in the league

Imagine, just under 5 months.

And 140M Eden Hazard can't score more than 1 goal in 12 months.

DExponential:
WTF is Smalling doing here. I'm done man, go find beer parlour.

You self reason am, why Smalling go score pass 100M Hazard .....it's somehow.



What a Beer Parlour performance from Hazard

DExponential:
Kai! Did Herrera play the final with Manure? Did Lukaku score 34 goals for Manure? Is it the same Herrera that you guys said was a good squad player or the Lukaku that had a heavy first touch?

Smalling scored more goals than Hazard last season.

Smalling was among the top 3 CB in Serie-A last season.

But but but " you are missing La liga flop of the season"

Ravioli:
Ole is waiting to sign that guy up by 2021/2022.. £75 million release clause

Ole kor Ole ni

That guy is definitely replacing Lewandowski at Bayern Munich

patrickmuf:
If there's any player I'll pay over 100m for in Dortmund, it's definitely not Sancho but Haaland...That guy is a deadly finisher, he has showed that he can hold his own against any opponent and at the biggest of stages...I watch him play for Norway and was wowed...

Patrick God bless you for this post.

That Haaland is fvcking good

DExponential:
I'm tempted to use a line from Gooba bit I won't. Once again, is Chelsea Madrid? Is Manure Inter? What do the club's have in common?
Hazard and Lukaku were both established players. Hazard had 38G/A in his final season, nobody came close to that last season. Lukaku had 36G/A in his best season for Manure, Martial had 35G/A last season.
Once again, where is the big hole Scummy?

No hole in our squad

Herrera won 3 Trophies with PSG and also played UCL final.

Lukaku scored 34 goals and played UEL final.

But you are missing phat ass Hazard with his 1 goal and pot belly

Kwantinue

BlueAngel444:
Oya Legend FC. You are not ashamed that your club has carried the same thread name for more than the time Jesus spent with the apostles

Atleast we are stable, our GENDER is not confusing people on Nairaland.

patrickmuf:
This one cracked me up...

Sege and that Thorvik guy didn't let a day pass without coming to our thread to drop pictures of their new signings. Now people are ready to talk about the new acquisitions, they claim people are hating...I ask, when you were dropping pictures daily, what did you expect in return?

They should just draw or lose on Monday first.

ennyjay72:
when did you win the Epl last again sef

remember the 500mil net spend

Okay.

Paul Scholes 11 League Trophies

Chelsea FC 6 League Trophies

ennyjay72:
yes,we miss it and how did that affect your Europa league campaign

1. Liverpool
2. Man City
3. Man Utd

CapitalCee:
AND conte promoted these people from academy. Zappercosta, Drinkwater, Alonso, Luiz, Emerson, Batshuayi, Morata, Kante, Bakayoko etc

If we mention the academy graduates in both teams last season....I am sure Man utd had more

ennyjay72:
did he score just 1 goal in Chelsea?

do you miss someone for what they did to you or because of what they did after they left you

why do you manure fans like thinking like this

Ok.

You are missing Hazard 4 UCL goals ba?

BlueAngel444:
Didier

You will need this after Brighton VS Chelsea game on Monday.

DExponential:
Facepalm. Is Chelsea a La Liga team? Hazard had 202G/A for us, 38G/A in his final season. According to Expert, we shouldn't replace him.
Lukaku had 55G/A for Manure, Martial had 35G/A last season. Where's the big hole that needs to be filled?

You are missing a player that scored just 1 goal last season?

We shouldn't miss a player that scored 34 goals last season!!

Shekpeteri on the beat

DExponential:
On you. Wasn't it you guys that said that he hasn't won a spoon, has a heavy first touch, doesn't score against big teams etc. Now he has left a HUGE hole that can't be filled by Ole. Same Ole that chased him away . Scummies sha ☹️

Jokes on you bro....

I heard you are trying to replace Lord Hazard

I heard he was La liga highest goal scorer last season

DExponential:
Same Lukaku that has a heavy touch

Heavy touch and scored more than Drogba.

Shame

Segedinho:
Man u naim even worse pass.

Pap can point to the EPL but nothing for my scummy friends

Little wonder they don't want to hear d phrase"net spent "

As you just open your mouth waaaaa

Person go think say una get reach 8 EPL trophies.