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Illimitable:
Scoring/assisting every 148 mins in Serie A Is better than scoring 146 mins in Ligue 1 but the moment Payet stepped into the PL, he fed Eriksen with cow-dung in a team that had no Harry Kane or Heung-Min Son that would have racked up his PL assists.

It’s abundantly clear that you have been buried.

In the period Payet was around in the PL,

Payet scored/assisted 29 goals in 4084 PL minutes
Eriksen scored/assisted 42 goals in 6102 PL minutes

Payet scored/assisted a goal every 141 PL mins
Eriksen scored/assisted a goal in every 145 PL mins.

PAYET wins again. .

What’s your excuse now? West Ham were a better team than Spurs or PAYET scored 28 penalty kicks?

Give up, you have been thoroughly dismembered

Just like the moment Son and Ronaldo played together in EPL last season, usng your logic, Son is better

There is reason why one played for Ajax, Inter Milan, Manchester United and Spurs and the other can't get a move to any decent club, he rejected all the big clubs in Europe

At least you have accepted that Eriksen is better in free kicks, let's move to goals and assists.

Illimitable:
The facts don’t agree with you….. ; D

Career total.

Eriksen has 115 goals, 165 assists in 41,383 minutes of club football.

Payet has 138 goals, 182 minutes in 46,981 minutes of club football.

In terms of minutes per goal…..

Eriksen scored one club goal every 360 mins
Payet scored one club goal every 340 mins.

PAYET wins goalscoring

In terms of general creativity(goals + assists)

Eriksen assisted/scored a club goal every 148 mins
Payet assisted/scored a club goal every 146 mins.

PAYET wins creativity


In every metric of creativity that matters, PAYET always came on top. Eriksen(whom you claimed has always had better players in his team) has less creativity than PAYET(whom you said was always the best player in all his teams).

Another shot in the foot!

Give up Expert17, you are starting to sound like an amateur. .

-Goals from Ligue 1 but we can't use freekicks scored in Ligue 1

- Eriksen played with goal machines Ronaldo, Bruno, Lukaku, Kane, Son, Martinez, Bale and scored 115. Your creative plug played with farmers in league 1 with just 138 goals.

- For the assists, Eriksen shared set pieces duties with Modric, Bale, Son, Bruno, Kane etc....Payet has the option of first refusal for every set piece.

- Payet is the penalty taker for his clubs

- scoring/assiting every 148 minutes in Seria A and EPL is GREATER/BETTER than scoring/assisting every 146 minutes in Ligue 1. (You rounded off Eriksen 147.7 to 148 but you left Payet's 146.8 as 146 Fraud, anything to score cheap points )

Stay away from numbers, I will finish you

I heard Payet rejected Man Utd, Mancity and Real Madrid in favor of Lille, Nantes and Le Havre

Ronaldo missed 4-5 chances tonight. There was one he should have passed for a tap-in, but he decided to play a weak shot.

Illimitable:
Such stats didn’t exist when Payet broke through.

Wow, Payet retired in the 90s.

If your submission has any logic in them, you would know being a number 1 free kick taker means nothing. Even at West Ham where Payet was number one FK taker, Eriksen still took more PL FKs but it was Payet that scored more.

Payet scored 6 FK goals in total in the 15/16 season. 3 in the PL, 3 in cup competitions. A haul Eriksen has never achieved before in the toughest league in Europe. Just because you share doesn’t mean you cannot take more FKs than a favorite FK taker.

Once again, simple logic has defeated your argument.

The truth shall set you free. I provide facts/stats, not empty words.

>Payet is the biggest name in all his clubs.
>Payet is the no 1 freekick taker in all his clubs.
>Payet is 5 years older and played 200 games more than Eriksen.

Freekicks goals: Eriksen 20 - Payet - 16

That would be true when Son scores 31 PL goals in one season? Has Son achieved that? No

Has Eriksen ever scored 6 FK goals in one season? No

You shot yourself in the foot with the Ronaldo analogy.

No numbers, age, or IFs in the theory. Son is better than Ronaldo

Man City
Man Utd
Chelsea
Arsenal

They were all after him like a rash after coming to the PL to teach your creative players a lesson in ultra creativity. Payet from the trenches of Marseille came to West Ham(a mid-table team) and walked into the PFA team of the season in his first attempt.

They were after him like a rash, but none signed him, right? He preferred top clubs like Le Havre, Lille and Nantes

Eriksen didn’t get into one until his 4th season in England and that was his only time ever. Nobody rates Eriksen. Bale, Carrick, Modric, etc were poached from Spurs in their prime but nobody took a look at Eriksen.

History teacher, but but but Eriksen later played for Inter Milan and Manchester united.

Mention just 1 top club that signed Payet

Chances created/game is not an accurate stats. The true stats is chances created/minute

Lol, per minute kor per seconds ni

Mourinho is always right. He said Pogba was a virus in terms of his party playboy lifestyle. He has never said Pogba isn’t a world class player. It was Mourinho that brought Pogba to the PL - so go and review history before you open your mouth like an alcoholic.

Mourinho is always right bro, Pogba is a virus and a flop. Finir

Pogba walked the FIFPRO stage with the elite - same as De Gea. Pogba won a World Cup. Pogba scored in a World Cup final. If Eriksen dies and reincarnates back as a football player, he would never walk the stages Pogba has been.

Ironically, he died, resurrected and successfully replaced Pogba Juju-gba.

De Gea is a better GK than Van Der Sar. DDG is the most decorated Man Utd player in their history. How many player of the season awards does he have?

DDG has more PFA team of the season entries than John Terry, Van Der Sar, Petr Cech, Gareth Bale, Harry Kane, Mohammed Salah, De Bruyne, Sadio Mane, etc

If all these players are considered legends and elite players for their clubs, why won’t you consider DDG as one? Do you know what it means for DDG(who only won 1 PL title) to have more PFA team entries than KDB that has won 4 PL titles?

You talk a lot of rubbish for a United fan.

Oga Analyst, DeGea is not even close to VDS. 52 years old VDS will walk into that Spain team.

De Gea and Van Der Sar, WTF I have to start doubting your football knowledge.

Marseille is better than Spurs.
Marseille have one UCL trophy in their cabinet.

Marseille have won their domestic league 9 times
Spurs have won what?

Like I said, you talk a lot of rubbish for a United fan. It’s like you have been sleeping with Chelsea fans.

History Teacher, no player will pick Marseille over Spurs.

Small clubs in EPL will poach Marseille's Best players. (e.g West Ham signing Payet etc.)

Newly promoted Nottingham Forrest has a higher wage bill and will beat them to signings.

Payet has more goals/assists per minute
Payet has more created chances per minute
Payet has more big chances created per minute
Payet has more free kick accuracy
Payet has more meaningful individual awards

Payet has more market value.

Payet has more market value? another lie

Per minutes,lmfao; there is nothing LLLL cannot do.

Goals and assists/Games: Eriksen
Chances created/Games: Eriksen
Big chances created/Games: Eriksen
Freekick goals: Eriksen
Trophies: Eriksen
Individual Awards: Eriksen
Market Value : Eriksen

Eriksen >>>>>>>>> Payet

Legend wey de chop bench up and down

Illimitable:
The number of games have nothing to do with number of free kick shots taken. Do you have any stats that can tell how many FKs Payet has taken? No.

You are poor with stats and deductive reasoning. I even cited a season when Eriksen played 38PL games and didn’t take a single FK. You have to take a FK first before you can score from it. Nobody knows if Payet took any FK in his first 200 games of his career.

Once again, engage logic, not sentiments.

So Eriksen even played a season without a freekick? Tottenham weren't awarded any free kick that season or what? you are even making my points. Show me a season where Payet didn't take a free kick.

You can't even analyze information to generate statistics. It is simple, use what you have to get the data:
>Payet is the biggest name in all his clubs.
>Payet is the no 1 freekick taker in all his clubs.
>Payet is 5 years older and played 200 games more than Eriksen.

But your fear for LLLL won't make you say the truth

Son has never scored 31 PL goals in one season - an example that propelled Ronaldo to a ballon D’Or award in 2008. Ronaldo is 38 with a lot of previous credits in the bank before last season.

Save yourself from shalayes.

No IFs or age in your theory/logic. "Son is better than Ronaldo because he outscored him last season"

Eriksen had no such credits. He was sweeping the trenches of Spurs and Brentford in the league and the only season he faced a much older Payet in the PL, Payet fed him cow dung in terms of creativity.

Payet left West Ham in January 2017, it would take Eriksen another 2 full months of PL football to catch Payet in chances created in March 2017. Eriksen is less creative than Payet.

Marseille players will go on strike to force a move to Brentford.

Payet is creative but no top club has ever submitted a bid.

Chances Created/ Game Eriksen beats him, so rest

Pogba - PFA team of the season.
Herrera - 0 PFA team appearance.


Pogba and DDG were the only world class players at the club for a very long time. Obviously, Pogba’s antics off the pitch with his agent always mouthing off were enough reasons to hate him.

If he was English, he would have won ballon d’Or. Pogba is a world class player, a World Cup winner, a World Cup final scorer. I will not judge his Man Utd career because it was plagued by the stupid politics and the disgraceful board at Man Utd.

Mourinho is always right, Pogba is a flop and needs world-class players around him to perform.

Pogba win Ballon d'or ? you and your useless takes the same way you told us De Gea is better than Van der sar

The best teams? Spurs with 0 PL is one of the best team. Eriksen is so good nobody wanted him when he spent 8 seasons that coincided with the peak of his career?

Best Teams - Man Utd, Inter Milan, and Ajax. And no player will pick Marseille over Spurs.

At least he has signed for top clubs, mention 1 big club Bad-yet played for?

Payet told Ed Woodward to eat a dïck when Man Utd were all over him. All the top 5 clubs of the PL wanted Payet after teaching your overhyped creators the essence of creativity. He snubbed them all and went back to France.

All the top clubs were after him, but no bid was submitted or rejected. Ride on bro.

He went back to France Farmer's league where he belongs - trenches.

Yet, only Brentford was willing to sign Eriksen with all these accolades. United only got him because he was £0 transfer fee.

Goals and assists/Games: Eriksen
Chances created/Games: Eriksen
Big chances created/Games: Eriksen
Freekick goals: Eriksen
Trophies: Eriksen
Individual Awards: Eriksen
Market Value : Eriksen

Eriksen >>>>>>>>> Payet

donstan18:


This picture still triggers them.

Trigger who? kwa kwa kwa

Have you heard of Michael Carrick?

BlueRayDick:
Did u watch Dimitri Berbatov ?

it's agenda.

Berbatov played for Spurs and Man Utd when Mikel was still at Chelsea.

Even his teammate-Juan Mata had a better first touch.

Illimitable:
These stats are irrelevant since we don’t know how many FK shots Eriksen took over his career. Shot accuracy is a stat. If Eriksen scores 20 FK goals from 200000 FK shots, he’s not better than any player with 19FK goals from 500 FK shots.

You are clueless!

The stats are irrelevant to you because you are bad with numbers and too weak to swallow your LLLLL

- Payet played almost 200 games more than Eriksen,
- 5 years older than Eriksen
- Eriksen shared on-field duties with superstars like Son, Kane, Modric, Bale, Martinez, Barella, Bruno, and Ronaldo WHILE Bad-Yet was busy playing with bums

But you think Eriksen had more shots and played more Free kicks? you are wiser than this

This analogy is stupid because Ronaldo had won ballon d’Or as a PL player. Ronaldo is 38, it’s a travesty that this is your best example to mask Eriksen’s deficiency. We are comparing a 38 year old Ronaldo to Son now?

Is Eriksen not the younger player like you have been alluding to? How come the older player destroyed everything he stood for in the only season they had together in the PL? You didn’t think this through, did you?

Had won, Had won

Your theory is straightforward:"Son is better than Ronaldo since he outscored him last season"

Useless Eriksen is yet to win anything. Pogba was scoring goals in Europa final for United. Eriksen in a much better and organized squad played in Europa for Spurs several seasons and not once was he included in the team of the season.

Pogba was scoring goals BUT Herrera won our best player and midfielder that season, the same way Carrick won it the previous year. Even useless Fred almost won it.

Pogba is the most useless signing in Man Utd history alongside Maguire.

Mourinho and Ferguson confirmed this. NOTE: Mourinho is always right

Timber is nothing. Payet graced the team of the tournament in Euro 2016(why United wanted him).

A free transfer player that nobody wanted for 8 years in his prime. Eriksen is nothing. United preferred Fred to him in 2018.

Eriksen is nothing but he signed for the best teams in England, Holland, and Italy. He's currently benching the Fred and already replaced your MCM (Juju-gba) with no need for juju, unlocking or unblocking.

Your Payet can't even get a transfer to the best team in France, touring all the trenches in Ligue 1 - Havre- Nantes - Lille

Nottingham Forrest's wage bill is even higher than Marseille, imagine the useless club your Bad-yet joined. Marseille players will submit transfer requests just to join Forrest

Trophies won in Holland are not trophies. Eredivisie isn’t even in the top 5 leagues in Europe. What did Eriksen win in his 9 years in the PL? NOTHING!!!

Eriksen played Europa league in 09/10, 10/11, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 19/20 and currently in it with Man Utd in 22/23. In Eriksen’s 13 seasons of European club football, he’s played 10 times in the Europa.

Eriksen is a veteran Europa player and not once have the organizers thought of including him in any team of the season in 13 attempts. Eriksen is not better than Payet by any metric. The only club that wanted him after his cardiac arrest was a newly promoted Brentford.

That’s his level…..Until United saw an awoof £0 transfer fees and jumped at it.

I have told you. Take this L and blend with akamu and hot akara balls. Take it 3 times on empty stomach

To summarize my points;

Goals and assists/Games: Eriksen
Freekick goals: Eriksen
Trophies: Eriksen
Individual Awards: Eriksen
Market Value : Eriksen

Numbers/statistics don't lie. Choke on your LLLL

Illimitable:
Payet destroyed Eriksen in the league that matters. You quickly told us it was Eriksen’s worst season.

The argument was who is better in Free kick and scored more

-Goals from direct free kicks - Eriksen
-Game-winning free kicks -Eriksen
-Goals from direct corners - Eriksen
-Goals from outside the box -Eriksen

Yeah, he was better than them that season. Michu came 5th on the scorer’s chart in 12/13. The players that finished directly below Michu were young Lukaku, Demba Ba, Berbatov and Lambert. Michu was better.

He was better in 2012/2013, so he's a better goal scorer than Lukaku, Demba Ba, Lambert, and Berbatov abi?

Same way Son outscored Ronaldo last season, using your logic, Son is a better goal scorer since he beats Ronaldo in the season they spent together in EPL.

Why should we move to Pogba? Because you suddenly realize Eriksen is useless and has no football nous that makes Payet greater? Focus on the subject matter, don’t brinf Pogba to this.

You can't even move to Pogba, with all the unlocking, unblocking, releasing, deliverance, and juju.... he still flopped.

Useless Eriksen is already a better signing.

The same Payet that snubbed Man Utd after he left West Ham. I don’t think you know who Payet is. He was one of the best players in the French Ligue 1 last season.

His most significant achievement HE SNUBBED MAN UTD, Timber snubbed United this summer and I can name 20 useless players that snubbed us. So rest with this pathetic line.

He strolled into another UNFP team of the season last May, he also made UEFA conference league team of the season. All that while, Eriksen was sweeping the streets of Brentford that finished 13th in the PL.

There are levels to this playmaking thing. Eriksen is tiers below Payet. Eriksen has one PFA team appearance in more than 10 seasons of league football, Payet has 4(3 in France & 1 in the PL).

Eriksen has played for the best club in England - Manchester United, the Biggest club in Holland - Ajax, and one of the biggest clubs in Italy - Inter Milan.

For Payet he snubbed MaNchEsTer united but he prefers to do TOUR - DE FRANCE with his career from Havre to Nantes to St Etienne to Lille to Marseille.

Trophies: Eriksen 6 Payet 0

UEFA Champions League Midfielder of the Season - 2nd place (we don't do Yuropa and Konfulence)

Rest bro, na L you chop, you no kill person.

eph12:
From the right by the way

He can play anywhere, right, left, AM and CF.

Good morning OvoP,

Did you watch Gakpo's man of the match display (playing for just 60 mins) against Belgium?

Illimitable:
Irrelevant to the discourse. If you are good enough, you are old enough.

Another lie. He had Mark Noble and Aaron Cresswell at West Ham. They weren’t just as good as Dimitri.

All irrelevant to the discourse. The amount of games played has no linear equation to the number of free kicks taken.

But the moment Payet stepped into the best league in Europe, he sent Eriksen into the trenches. Your excuse was that it was Eriksen’s worst seasons in his pitiful career.

The only reason you haven’t moved on from this issue is because this is the only metric that Eriksen even comes close to Payet. In terms of chances created, big chances created, assists, shot accuracy and all other creativity stats, he’s nowhere near Payet.

Even the free kick stats you are hopelessly cringing on to has nothing to do with playmaking. KDB is 500 million times better than Eriksen as a playmaker and yet he hasn’t scored as many FK goals as Eriksen. So I am wise enough to know your antics concerning this issue but I am not that generous to let you get away with it.

So take your L, blend it with Akamu and milk and take it twice in the morning on an empty stomach.

Payet did Eriksen dirty in the PL.

In summary, young Eriksen with lesser games scored more

-Direct free kicks
-Game-winning free kicks
-Direct corners
-from outside the box

Rest, your LLL deflection tactics won't work.

Michu outscored some strikers in EPL when he joined Swansea, maybe he's better than them , using your useless logic.

If we move to Eriksen VS Pogba, suddenly you will remember he won World cup with France and leagues in Italy, chop your LLL, it won't kill you.

While half-dead Eriksen is busy playing for one of the biggest teams in Europe, your almighty Bad-yet can't make France's bench or get a move outside Ligue 1.

ovoP:
and that pedri, gavi, busquet midfield doesn't work, it doesn't work for barca also.. you have rodri, but still playing busquet.

Imagine playing alba, and azplicueta when Spain have good young energetic and faster fullbacks.

Attack/defense/Gk are the issues not Midfield. Busquets was one of the best players in the last tournament.

And if Busquets joins Man City, Rodri will be benched.

DeadPresidents:
Compare Spain to any other European heavyweight and see the difference.

They don’t have a world class keeper starting. The wing backs are Azpi + Alba.

No decent attacker either

Yeah, they are blessed with good midfielders, but their forward is zero.

Asensio, Niko Williams, Morata, Sarabia, Ferran Torres.

ovoP:
This laeo nor bad, if we needed a new RW

We no stack again? and he's a left winger

ovoP:
injuries happen bruh.. or has gakpo never gotten injured.. Well anything we say wouldn't affect manu if they needed him.

He will join next summer.

Gakpo LW/CF
Greenwood RW/CF
Sancho RW/LW
Rashford LW/CF
Antony RW

Ronaldo, Elanga, Martial, Amad and Garnacho (loan) can leave.

Another goal for Dalot.

Assist from Bruno

ovoP:
martial Lw rashford lw sancho lw elanga lw . We need a striker.. it's stacked, tell me the last time, we were short of left wingers? Even garnacho Lw.. Liverpool is not stacked upfront, rashford isn't and injury prone player, 1 major injury in his career doesn't make him injury-prone.

Sancho with how many goals and assists since joining?
Elanga and Garnacho? Really

Salah is better than all our attackers combined ( minus Ronaldo), that's my meaning of stack.

Rashford is currently injured, he can't stay fit for 2 months. We have the opportunity to sign a creator and goal scorer for just 25M and you here saying stack.

Ohhh, it's the same person that don't rate Haaland

That was the same way they said we don't need Haaland we have Martial.

Man utd fans ehnn.

Bruno with a sweet goal.

eph12:
Mehn Ronaldo is done

Just gave away a PK.

ovoP:
And I'm saying why buy a player of similar profile to rashford, in a position that we are stacked.. I mean all our wingers even strikers can play there..

Stacked with Amad and Elanga?

Doctor Martial and Nurse Rashford will spend 50% of the season on hospital duties.

Sancho is still settling down.

So where is the stack coming from?

Man City and Liverpool are also stacked upfront, so rest.

melodyogonna:
Apart from dribbling? Why u dey take dribbling apart?

Lol, let's give Maradona/them something.

That's the only attribute they can compete with, the rest Messi is very very clear.

ovoP:
I don't have an issue with the player, my own are you guys wanting to replace him for Ashford, when he isn't even better than rashford

Where did you see he's better than Rashford or he should replace him in my posts?

My message is clear, he's one of the hottest attackers in Europe and he would be a good and cheap -25m addition to our CF or LW.

ovoP:
Bleep ratings rashford could have a bad game and score 2 goals, effective but not consistent

Bro chop your L and rest.

donstan18:
None of my point was made to invalidate Rooney’s greatness. Read to understand, not to reply.

Donstan: Drogba has dropped 16G/G. Is that why you hate him?

Expert17: he should hate Rooney instead, he has 24g/a against Arsenal.

You need further explanation?

donstan18:
More and more shale!

Since you started watching Drogba, Arsenal hasn’t won any big club major trophy to date.

Drogba has won 4 EPL and 1 UCL, that’s 5 major big club trophies. While your shirt A$$nal has NONE.

Is that why you hate him so much to save personal criteria in your folder to use against him? Yet can’t use the same for Thiery Henry that got bullied out of EPL by men who mattered?

Drogba has played you 15 times and dropped 16G/G. Is that why you hate him?

Rooney has 17 goals and 7 assists VS Arsenal, so this point is invalid.

Jodera:
Ordinary Lampard dey swallow am, e come be team wey get Van persie, Ronaldo, tevez

Hopefully by the end of this year, we go write all the hilarious quotes wey hensben don misyarn for here

Add Stingy Van Nistelrooy and Berbatov to the list.

Even Chicharito delivered more than the flops ( Crespo, Shevy, Torres, Sturridge etc) that played with Drogba.

BlueMann:
He said this??

More like Wiz gave drake his biggest song till date

Jodera:
Him say na only for crucial matches dem dey see Drogba. After Lampard don do work finish for knockout rounds, na only for final we go com see the Drogba.

The way most people dey call crucial matches, you'll think Chelsea will just wake up and see themselves in final like say the group stage and knockout rounds no important

Yesterday, it was Wizkid made Drake

If Drogba played with the strikers Rooney had as team mates, e no go score reach 60 EPL goals.

hensben:
Even at that Drogba is greater than him in epl. He was carried by foreign players to title in Man U. Drogba was crucial for chelsea.

Lol, you and stupid posts.

Drogba that couldn't outscore an AM (Lampard).