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Richy4:

This is simply funny actually... But I don't understand 28 to 31 though... I have never heard of that.. how do they want the kids to look

Just look/head down

A lady was correcting a her daughter(5-6years) and the girl was like 'sssshhhh' to her mum, meaning keep quiet.

My neighbors kids goes to school with atleast 5 pencils weekly.

That age, you need to show my dad your pencil/biro everyday. Failure to do so, you lie down on the centre table.


When i was in secondary school, moving to higher class, my dad will you give text books previously used by elder bro/sis. He will just tipex the First&Middle name, leaving the surname.

He's going to document all the textbooks given to you, so that when you're promoted to another class, you will also handover the textbooks you used for that session back to him. He will be ticking.

Also you will be given a pack of 60leaves note books + 5pens.

When you need another notebook or pen, you must show the exhausted ones.

1. Crying too long after being beaten.

2. Not crying after being beaten.

3. Crying without being beaten.

4. Standing where elders are sitting.

5. Sitting while elders are standing.

6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated.

7. Eating food prepared for visitors.

8. Refusing to eat.

9. Coming back home after sunset.

10. Eating at the neighbour's home.

11. Generally being too moody.

12. Generally being too excited.

13. Losing a fight with older age mate.

14. Winning a fight with your age mate.

15. Eating too slowly.

16. Eating too quickly.

17. Eating too much.

18. Not finishing your food.

19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate.

20. Eating and talking.

21. Eating your meat before finishing the food.

22. Dropping oil on your clothes while eating.

23. When you eat your launch before 2:00pm.

24. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up.

25. Dragging your feet while walking.

26. Stumbling and falling while walking

27. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.

28. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.

29. When an elder is talking to you and you blink.

30. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink.

31. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye.

32. When your mates are playing street football and you join them.

33. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them.

34. When you don't wash your dish after eating.

35. When you wash your dish improperly.

36. When you almost break your dish.

37. When you break your dish.

38. When you bite your nails.

39. When you don't bathe.

40. When you bathe too quickly.

41. When you take too long to bathe.

42. When you take too much toothpaste on your brush.

43. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving.

44. When a car almost knocks you down.

45. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.

46. For not answering when spoken to.

47. For answering back when spoken to.

48. Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.

49. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.

50. Greeting/prostrating with only one hand or hands not touching the ground. Ladies going on one knee.

51. Misplacing your pencil, biro, erazer, sharpener or mathematical set in school.

52. Misplacing your Songs of Praise(SOP).

53. Misplacing your Brighter Grammer.

54. Writing on your textbook or coming home with torn textbooks or notebooks.

55. Coming back home with dirty, rough uniform/socks and damaged sandals.

56. Sending you on errands and you stay too long.

57. Sending you on errands and you forgot what you're asked to buy, or you bought something different, or you broke the egg or poured the grind pepper away on the way.

58. Going to neighbors room&parlour to watch TV.

59. Going to a girl's house to ask after her from her Dad/mum sitting outside in the evening. You've killed her.

60. Sleeping in the Living room.

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Massie's photo, which accrued 31.4K likes, 4,826 retweets and 17.7K quote tweets within five hours of being posted, was criticized as being particularly tone deaf in the wake of yet another deadly high-profile school shooting, where four students were killed and seven people were injured, including a teacher.

A Kentucky congressman caused widespread outrage after the Republican posted a Christmas photo that showed him and seven members of his family brandishing large assault rifles, just days after a high school massacre in Michigan.

Rep. Thomas Massie tweeted the photo of him, his wife and their five kids hoisting assault rifles in front of a Christmas tree on Saturday.



https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-congressman-posts-family-christmas-picture-with-guns-days-after-school-2021-12-05/

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obiekunie01:
if they are very sure of their work, WILL THEY STILL NEED TO CARRY OUT THIS KIND OF TEST??

Chinese bridge!

Bugatti, Ferrari, Mercedes Benz, BMW after rolling out from the production line, they test drive on different terrains and in pressure shower to check leaks.

Airbus/Boeing, after production, there's test flight.

I saw a documentary on how they test plane engines, there's a special facility for that.

They'll install the engine, start it, push it to maximum power and there are other machines that will be shooting/throwing ice another forming rain/thunderstorm and other conditions.

Aerial photo taken on Nov. 30, 2021 shows the Yangbaoshan bridge during a static load test in Guiding County, southwest China's Guizhou Province.

The Yangbaoshan bridge in Guiding County of southwest China's Guizhou Province carried out a static load test on Tuesday.

Forty-eight large trucks with a total of 1,680 tonnes of goods were parked on the bridge to test the construction quality and mechanical properties of the bridge structure.

With a main span of 650 meters, the grand bridge, which is a part of the Guiyang-Huangping Highway, stretches 1,112 meters in length.


http://www.news.cn/english/2021-11/30/c_1310343461.htm
Lalasticlala Mynd44

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The result is a single vowel sound but experts hope full sentences could be possible in the next two years.

They add that Nesyamun stated a desire to have his voice heard in the afterlife in order to live forever(inscribed on his coffin).


'Finding Nesyamun and discovering his vocal tract and soft tissues were in great order for us to be able to do this.'

Professor Joann Fletcher, of the department of archaeology at the University of York, added: 'Ultimately, this innovative interdisciplinary collaboration has given us the unique opportunity to hear the sound of someone long dead by virtue of their soft tissue preservation combined with new developments in technology.

'And while this has wide implications for both healthcare and museum display, its relevance conforms exactly to the ancient Egyptians' fundamental belief that "to speak the name of the dead is to make them live again".'

The study conducted by academics at Royal Holloway, University of London, University of York and Leeds Museum took detailed scans and measurements of the mummy's vocal tract.

This was then used to recreate his larynx as a plastic copy.

The electronic larynx is similar to those used in modern medicine to give speech back to people who lost their voice.

The priest was put through a CT scanner (pictured) to recreate his voice.

He lived during the politically volatile reign of pharaoh Ramses XI (c.1099-1069 BC), working as a scribe and priest at the state temple of Karnak in Thebes , modern Luxor

The priest's mummy unusually has its tongue sticking out, leading some to speculate that he died in his mid-fifties from poisoning or a bee sting to his tongue (pictured).

A mummified Ancient Egyptian priest is talking from beyond the grave thanks to modern technology.

Nesyamun, a priest at the time of pharaoh Ramses II the Pharaohs was mummified around 3,000 years ago.

His remains are so well preserved that scientists were able to map his throat, mouth and voice box using a CT scanner at Leeds General Infirmary, and recreate it using 3D printing.

The priest, who is normally on display at Leeds museum, was first unwrapped in 1824 and has 'true of voice' inscribed on his coffin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFKt0sFEhs

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7921171/Voice-3-000-year-old-Ancient-Egyptian-priest-recreated.html

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The footage, captured by Jennifer Read from a car parked on the street outside Kyle Carruth's South Lubbock home, shows Chad Read arguing with his ex-wife and Carruth.

From the mobile phone video, it appears that Chad Read and Kyle Carruth are arguing on the porch of the house, with Christina Read standing to the right.

Kyle Carruth is heard telling Chad Read to 'get off of my property'.

Chad Read turns around and continues talking to Christina Read, telling her that he wants his son, who he was supposed to have custody of from 3.15pm that day, according to Jennifer Read in an affidavit filed after the incident.

'I'm supposed to have him at 3.15,' Chad Read is heard saying to Christina Read.

'But you're playing games telling me that I have to pick him up at six?'

Chad Read (left) was married to Jennifer Read (right).

Read was shot dead by his ex-wife Christina Read's boyfriend Kyle Carruth.

This is the horrifying moment a Texas man shot his partner's ex-husband dead during a furious child custody row outside of his home.

Footage shows Kyle Carruth opening fire on Chad Read after the two squared up against each other and wrestled over the gun in Lubbock, Texas.

However, Carruth has not yet been charged by police over the killing with his lawyers arguing that it was 'justifiable homicide' and carried out in self defence.

Touch the link/url to see video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYswDs5gNfs


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10245799/amp/Horrifying-moment-gun-wielding-Texas-man-shoots-dead-partners-ex-furious-child-custody-row.html
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tarantino1:
I read that the reason why the death toll was so high, ( thousands of bodies have still not been found) was because what erupted from the volcano was pyroclastic flow instead of lava.

Lava moves very slowly, giving you plenty of time to escape whereas pyroclastic is exremely fast with speed reaching 100 miles per hour.

If you're caught, you're caught. There's no escape.

If you've seen the movie, they perished that much because they ignored the warnings.

They saw the warnings (light earthquake/tremor) and the mountain was spewing ash for some days before the eruption.

Unfortunately, the coastal city had only one exit(harbour).

Thousands of people trying to get on few available boats.

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Victim killed in hiding position.

Animals Buried in ash.

People killed in their homes and mummified in ash

People were buried in the ash, which hardened to form a porous shell, meaning that the soft tissues of the bodies decayed, leaving the skeleton in a void.

Here, bones can be seen poking through the casts.


As molten rock and ash swept through the ill-fated city of Pompeii nearly two thousand years ago, two doomed residents clutched each other in their final moments.

Trapped in an eternal embrace, they’ve come to be known as ‘The Two Maidens’ since their discovery.

This haunting image shows what appears to be a child resting on the stomach of an adult.

It is estimated that anywhere between 10,000 and 25,000 residents of Pompeii and nearby Herculaneum were killed on the spot.