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11. “A guy I know went to a wedding and got drunk and ate the inside of the wedding cake. He was a chef so I guess he figured out a way to (with the help of someone else) tilt the cake and eat the majority of the inside so the only thing that remained was the hard fondant shell. When the bride and groom went to cut the cake there was hardly any cake inside left.”



12. “I was the maid of honor at my sister’s wedding and up at the altar when Ifelt my stomach gurgle. I really tried to hold it in, but I farted. It was not silent. Since I was standing near the mic, everyone got treated to the sound of my fart. The smell was so bad they had to open the windows.”


13. The preacher was in the middle of the vows and one of the groomsmen interrupted and said, ‘John, I’m sorry but you can’t marry Sherilynn. I love her and she’s pregnant with my baby.’ Wow.


https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/wedding-nightmares-thatll-make-you-glad-youre-single?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9391009456

10. Uninvited Guests.

They dont know the way to church but easily find their way to the reception.
Food and drinks wont go round because of them with lots of real guests without seat, standing.

9. Maid of Honour/Bride's Maids, Best Man/Groom's Men Decides they quit.


Imaging getting a text in the morning of the wedding day from them that they wont be able to make it.

Marlvin:
Why would anyone actually forget to come along with the wedding ring, how can you explain that !

Ive witnessed this, they left the ring over 40km away. They've gotten to church in Akure that before realising they left the ring in ondo. They quickly bought one from the road sellers for the church.

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8. Technical issue at the Reception.

Everything was working before the arrival of the couple. But the moment they were set to train in, something happened. It could be from the DJ/Musician, generating set, amp, Mixer, and so on.
No music, they clapped and used tambourine throughout.

7. Bad Weather/Pouring rain.


Imagine that day with a non-stop down pour, 6am - 6pm.

6. When pastor asked the church the question why they should not be joined together and someone raised his hand.

5. Groom showing up almost 3 hours late.

Ladies, can you survive the 3 hours with his moblie not reachable

4. Forgetting The Ring.

An hour late already because her hair wasn't done, then they lost ring bearer's left shoe. finally getting to church there to find out that the maid of honor forgot the ring.
cc: lalasticlala

3. Photographer Forgets The Camera Battery.


"Paying a company to videotape the wedding and reception and finding out that he forgot to charge battery. And didn't cover it til the end."

2. After paying the caterer over #300,000 for her service and she didn't show up till 4:00pm.

Guest have been licking TomTom and Buttermint.

1. Cake Falls Over.

Imagine the #50,000 cake you just tumbling down as you sit there at the reception before the cut.