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mikuz: Very good! Good for the both of you. Na him go create and na you go post the verses abi? We shall see!!!!!!!

Haba mikuz,, chill na, shey ibi agree na... Plus we dey wait to get entertained, u wan spoil show na..

No vex bruh, biko let em post dat 2mao..

Turn him to an unconfident pupil/ with a look of disdain/ he won't be the same/ he'll be searchin' for mask to purchase/
skin him alive, peel the 'outer part' of his dermis . . . till we are seeing a 'sore~face!!'/

Lwkm

Ibime: You mean Ace Phoenix did not win that battle?

FB voters are poorly educated and semi-literate.

Nahhh,, ibi he won it hands down.. Fb doesnt suck the way som ppl here say... Yu shud com see for yur selv

mikuz: Wait oh . . Na Ink get the second verse? Smh . . What ever happened to him.

Lol nigg .. Passing tru a hard time now... I don't even sit to to write.. Jus rush tru.. Put down whateva comes... Witout scrutinizn den I jus post. .

Anyways thanx for criticizing, its smtin I nid rite now

Ibime: Linos vote stands.

End of day criteria is just criteria. It's what you feel that matters. Not all criteria have to carry the same weight. For example, I don't see why opener or closer should carry the same weight as punchlines. Thats 2 bars against a whole verse.

Ninjas like DBR could win battles off wordplay criteria alone, so no biggie.

Keep it rolling. Lets not make the tourney controversial.

Mehn this dudes matured!! Nice verse btw.. U3 big ups too

Ok ok

Dis is a wild move/ a nightmare dat deprive goons/ of dia rights too/ I see dz guyz mute/cz My freestyle be schoolin dia d.ope spits... in a high school!/

No1s reaching my level/ coz ma skill is from heaven/ I contend wit ten demons, including the devil/Nw Science call my rise a pro evolution.. Coz am winning eleven!/

Yu can't do jet-li with me/ am the peoples celebrity/ Real recorgnize real,, yu see, am friends with lius pellegrini!/

Am shin jin/ my black skins rare in kaishin/ non o' ya know shoulin/ I beat a chinese guy... And non of yu can defeat me!/

As for Urmm.. Ibime

Sm1 tell this primate/ to Quit rap.... streets beat ya...

n left to hustle under dis mean weather n climate/ .. So stop waitin here to right it!/ Cz Yo neva getting yur revenge lik blackbeard in pirates!/

His geeky life/ is witout fun... Cz he online, scripting lines/ So I chose to please his wife/ We counted our blessings that freaking night/ and ended up wit a sixty nine!/

He shud wear a bikini.. Or run around a love-vendor wit a purple g-string/ cz ibimes b.itch/n What eva rhymes with ibime's b.itch is also a b.itch!/

I'll crash his efforts/ till his cash is ash... he tinks his crap is rap.. He wack infact.. I'll skip past.. D rhym To land the next punch/ nd If he tries to play a gangster here, I'll smash his xbox!/

iNk

Got lil time today, lemme drop an ibime diss

ThunderStorm: .
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Im just lighting this house/ to hyping the bout/ only reason im replying this tout/
one moment he says he dissing me/ but he's bars thinks its khim/
. . Even his punches are confused of whom his verse is emphasizing about/!

lwkmd

Ema prince: this line have been biten,recycled by lot dudes...and you dey use am as reply

I even saw it last time in some rap freestyle guidelines...wait make I find the link....

here.....
http://www.flocabulary.com/freestylerap/

I’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
This is Lord of the Rings, you’re the hobbit, I’m the wizard

Lol if onli u knew... So person no fit tink line mak e be him own cos u see am smwere... And hw r dey even similar? Smh

deli dimes: weak replies from X-lites members

I guess u were expecting am tight lik virgins.... Yh? That wasn't a reply bruh...

Phuck is wrong wif ya...

Its funny hw xlites just found out u3 had to fight you/ bt why not streets or som tight dude?/ I swear.. Mikuz shud be stoned and knifed too/ cz Pairing ibime wif u3 is a total disrespect to rap n d xlite crew!/

Wht does he tell his son and wife too?/that the bills shud wait.. He has a fight wit u3?/ oh pleas I wuda shot ma daddy on hz two knees/ Coz I wudnt find it funny if ma dad chose internet titles over my school fees!/

All am sayin is ur son has d most stupid birth/.. Cz, irresponsibility has eaten u up instead/ dat He can't even be responsible for u3's death!/

Ok enof of the yo mama jokes... He shud
Take his drama home/ or rather choke/ cz no real head Will phucking quote ..
this samantha jones!/

My fame is bin recorded/ hw I fly around the freaking orbit/ niggas don't bet on ya, so ya getin deported/ cz Am the lord of the ring---and he's the hobbit!/

So yu nt d onli one who has ever bin paired to rumble/ Nw stfu n prepare for battle/ cz the next time he disses xlites, I'll gv him an upper cut ... till yo lil ibimes find his head in barsoom!/

iNk

What is a numero uno?

Seriously z dere no way ya'l can convinz ibime to come to FB.. Dere som real competition. Sm1 tawk his wife to tawk him into it

folarin22: .. Ink was below par, it's not how he used to do it nah!

Lwkm its not me oo @ folarin

Ok some freez yo

I remain true as promised/Ma flows jus too good, rhyms? Hottest/am king,, n My reign will neva stop,, I mak a whole year look lik august!/

There's no comparison ,,, dats you being honest/

I droped ma shidss... Nd won fans at the grammy/yo droped ur shids and got spanked by ur nanny!/

I tot yu hw to rhyme as coolest/ and write fine at fullest../ nw u beefin,,.. Wats gotten into ya head? Oh.. I 4got,, Yo not alive to tell the type of bullet!/

Nd ya chick wants to live with the big guys/ so she seekin my big thighs / we Bleep every minute!!!,, her azz is neva bin stable,, or even a pig sty!/

i put a kill chip to trace ya/ so yo dead even if run to europe or fly to asia/ dis is a warning shot of how I put ya life in danger/ Cz I cud erase any head here,,am lik the hatian!/

ThePrekky: Urrh Ibime.. Is our warcraft ish still happening, brother? There's been No word from u.. If not lemme know pls

Meanwhile, Mikuz how far? Hot verse agnst ink there.. yu go like make we spar small again?
I'm bored

Prekky hot verse against ink?? Wen did dat happen.. Except if derez a different ink...

Glaciers,, ok gon Drop smfin soon..

Yo yo its ink D king of NL... Wazz apenin meyne .. Glaciers?? Mikuz?? Sup..

mikuz: Stop creating imaginary enemies for yourself.You're too emotional. You see everything as hating! Person no go fit advise you again . . .
I don write reach 20 lines. So if you believe Im gonna pullout then you can believe anything. Nothing hungry me pass to drink your blood. Na wetin I don dey find since.
Illscripts I will kill you. Ill decimate your household!!

Lwkmd4h

Ibime: 20 lines? You guys are jokers.

Heavyweight battles is a standard 30 lines.

I will set up thread later tonight or tomorrow

Dis gone be fun....
Ibime bin readin yur old battles o boy.. Yu be mad entertainer.. Wish yu was in fB... I wuda loved to see ibime vs tega gat!! Dat dude is drugs too...

ThePrekky: In other words, greetings NL hall of famers

I knew twas still in there somewere

Ibime: That's not how we greet each other after long absence. 16 bars please. . . .

Lol.. Watching

mikuz: lol . . Prekky is now a Pastor.

Pastor goody goody yu mean?

ThePrekky: Hello nairaland. . .

Lol prekky yu well so?
32bars pls

siddoggg: ....SeE uR BiG hEaD....TeAcH Me "HOw tO rEcYcLe" Na .

Lol shey na yu be veteran na... "Yu won't beat mee to death" :-D

Na me be the tutor wey prudent/.. Wen Ah teach aw to spray bullet/..finish, na to use script take dey test my students/

Na me be mic vandal../ dem hail mme cos I sabi d right angle/ dis mumu don tey wey e dea find hype, e no even sabi triangles!/

No be me yu fit follow play/I put hole 4 person chest cos hin carry ma henesy troway/ Him put hole 4 person chest.. Dem catch am, call am ole ole!!/

Olorogun..4 dis game nobody dea drag am/.. Any small wahala dem go say na ink start am/..cos I fit sheet 4 church make father pack am/

I go scatter ya weddin snatch d babe yu wan marry/..put quarel btw yu, ur fans and ur paddi/..even tho na eba yu wan mak, I go put san san 4 ur garri/

Shawties dey flood in were I tak ma BB chill/ som call me woman wrapper cos I mak dia sissy trip/..yu dey call mme judas cos I kiss ur chick/

I and k..

Lol mik vs script go make sense sha

mikuz: Winning that tourney on Rap Villa is not enough for Illscripts to be inducted into NL's Rap Hall of fame (of which I'm a member). From what I have here, he has not met the prerequisites yet. E remain small . . .

lwkm mik script dey try na

Yo scripts..., mikus sup... Jus bin watchin ya'l kip it real nice work fam.. Sid my favorite student aw var

Hi every1 am ink and am wack