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LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 3:54pm On Aug 31, 2014
Fire on
LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 12:12am On Aug 29, 2014
LarrySun: huh huh huh
emabinu koh pkele
LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 12:00pm On Aug 28, 2014
LarrySun: Lol! It can only break if I was shot in the head. smiley
bros shwn that tin Oo na like ballon break Oo
LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 9:32am On Aug 28, 2014
LarrySun: It is swelling a lot. Lol!
if smtin swell too much eh dey break Oo just saying
LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 9:31am On Aug 28, 2014
LarrySun: I'm so sorry, I was banned.
Oops Sori about that
LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 10:54am On Aug 27, 2014
Flakeey: haaa
u are in love with Lot? chaiiiiii..OYO
that detective doesn't believe in love
he is only good at crime investigations
leave the old man and fall in love with Ariel, the writer...writers are loving and romantic *myOpinion*
no make larrysun head swell Ooo just saying
LiteratureRe: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by ezeigbo194(m): 10:11am On Aug 27, 2014
Bros abeg update sharply
LiteratureRe: Need An Ebook? Drop Your Email Address Here, And The Person You're Asking From by ezeigbo194(m):
Pls send me any funny e-book


okaforchiedozie69@gmail.com
LiteratureRe: Attai... The Player From Kano by ezeigbo194(m): 9:19am On Aug 19, 2014
Walaha babaa ka iya tasuniya.....my nigga you damn good.......just a lil spellin eror here n dere bt apart from dat u killed it.......
LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by ezeigbo194(m): 4:45pm On Aug 03, 2014
I need link to funny stories on nl
EducationPlapoly Post Utme Screening by ezeigbo194(op): 10:46am On Aug 02, 2014
The general public and intending candidates are hereby informed that the post UTME screening exercise for admission
into National Diploma courses of Plateau State Polytechnic for 2014/2015 academic session will be held from 18th to 20th of August,
2014. Interested candidates should pay N2,000 naira screening fee at any commercial bank using plapoly e-transact pin vending
payment option. Payment should be made between 30th July to 14th August, 2014. After the payment, intending candidates should log on to plapoly website: www.plapoly.edu.ng, and fill in their bio-data and other necessary information. Candidates are to report to their respective intending departments with evidence of payment and all credentials on the screening day
RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by ezeigbo194(m): 11:25am On Jul 31, 2014
RedBenson: U sef just dey carry ur eng'r'ish enter here dey scatter things more. @bolded, abeg it's most, not must. No make her dey get reasons to dey yab we guys more abeg.
i see you the nigga that's above mistake....... Thanks anyway
LiteratureRe: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by ezeigbo194(m): 6:51am On Jul 30, 2014
Nigga you good.......it felt like a movie thank you for dis gift sweet begining exelent ending BRAVO agent DEVINCI
RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by ezeigbo194(m): 8:32am On Jul 29, 2014
RedBenson: U sef just dey carry ur eng'r'ish enter here dey scatter things more. @bolded, abeg it's most, not must. No make her dey get reasons to dey yab we guys more abeg.
bro u no dey make mistake abi?
LiteratureRe: What Is The Best Story You Have Read On Nairaland? by ezeigbo194(m): 9:47am On Jul 28, 2014
Jhosh: Una neva read story wey u go read fall 4rm bed?

Read--

*1.Warri finz(u go laff tire)#datz ao et waz writtn.lol
2.Man wey dey reason#Damn i read et 4 months.#
3.The lost key#read in sku,church,huz,toilet,kitchen,evn in dream#
couldnt find the warri finz were can i find it n by who
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by ezeigbo194(m): 9:16am On Jul 28, 2014
Pls i need links to funny stories help!!
RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by ezeigbo194(m): 8:36pm On Jul 27, 2014
buttchick: Incredible!!!! wink


grin grin yeye. Like say I'm even moved with all these. Chai... people dey vex!!! grin grin
yes ma'am






at your service
RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by ezeigbo194(m): 8:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
buttchick: I do correct. And I didn't intend to make mockery of anyone. I just wanted to pointed it out ni. I do correct if he isn't being a jacka55 about it. You know, those proud ones with the ego of a mule. You correct them and they feel you are insulting them.

Imagine a scene like this;(i made it up ooo)

"I'm been look forward to this"
Me: eya, I had also been looking forward to it too. Isn't this fun?
Him: it fun now. I am fun to be.
Me: yes you are but I meant us doing this.
Him: I'm know. It's my gift I'm giving you. (and he winks and flashes his rolex in your face) **puts hand in mouth**

Hahahaha. It's not mocking jor.

I don't go on a date just because I want to pick errors. It's because I want to know if he can be fun. If it's someone that knows what's up he can get the drift now. Anyway, most times, I change the conversation into a native language we can both be free with. So he feels more comfortable and some guys will stick to their grammar and acts like you are the one that's doing the blunder.

I'm fun and I love having friends over just to tease them. I have friends who speaks bad english and are now taking lessons.

and no, I'm not going to walk out on my date. I'm just going to have fun and that's it. Later, i'll let him know we can't be more than friends. Walking out is just plain rude.

And I also ain't above blunders ooo. But I stand corrected and take it.
am also guilty of this crime is not that i cant speak english oo.... Actually i write better than i speak so i think people should be given chances atleast check how he types his massages that wount hurt....... You rock BUTTchick



#peace
RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by ezeigbo194(m): 8:01pm On Jul 27, 2014
buttchick: Now you are talking. That's what you have been meaning to say. To say I'm ugly. Do you feel better? People love horror movies, you know. Hahahaha. @flat boobs. Omo, if he likes it the ways it is. I guess that's all that matters, don't you think? huh

So I'm taking that as one other thing you don't like in ladies. #noted#

I don't even care about one's physical features. I will take a near-fine dude who speaks correct english and his native tongue over a handsome dude with a forced foreign accent with funky grammar. That's just me.


Anyway, seems you have beef with me, so I'm going to honorably ignore you. Cheers dear and put a smile on your face, life is beautiful!!! I'm taking my ugly face out of your face.
back off nigga must you tell evrybody your dumb?....... Empty vessel's they say make the must audible sound...... Calm down

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