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Jokes Etc / Re: Made In Nigeria Proverbs by ezeigbo194(m): 8:46pm On Oct 20, 2015
Naija too make sense
Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by ezeigbo194(m): 8:39pm On Oct 20, 2015
You killed it man...... Abeg feature me oo God make you bigger
Phones / Re: Photo: Leaks of Infinix Hot Note 2 features by ezeigbo194(m): 7:50am On Oct 17, 2015
GOD THIS PHONE IS SICK
Phones / Re: Time Based Bundles From Airtel by ezeigbo194(m): 7:59am On Oct 10, 2015
victorels:

Let me say, every where in plateau State.
Lie
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated CV And Cover Letter Sample by ezeigbo194(m): 9:19pm On Oct 06, 2015
Please oo okaforchiedozie69@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Ministerial List: Buhari Begs PDP Senators by ezeigbo194(m): 9:11pm On Oct 06, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
Vanguard is fast becoming a Useless Paper!!! Their level of propaganda is very childish, hateful and petty.

For the remainder: No senator born of man or woman will dare, reject any of the nominees.


Who is this clown

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Biggest Turn-offs In The Opposite-sex by ezeigbo194(m): 5:33am On Oct 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Can't stand dudes that talk too much
Filthy looking men
101 baby mama having men
Jail birds
Drunks
No job having dudes
Dudes who tuck their shirts in
Dudes with big butts, stomachs or moobs

All dem flat ass. Babes hating on a nigga for having what they dream of but sha bad belle is allowed


You mean he shouldn't tuck in...... Shit you need Jesus
Politics / Re: Graphic Photos From The Scene Of Yesterday's Bomb Blast In Kuje,Abuja by ezeigbo194(m): 8:47am On Oct 03, 2015
uselessgoat:
i love islam

uselessgoat:
i love islam

A useless goat indeed
Politics / Re: Profile Of Justice Danladi Umar, The Judge In Charge of Saraki's Case by ezeigbo194(m): 6:21am On Sep 22, 2015
Y'all speak like kids do u know who saraki is and the power he carries just wait and see it will happen like a movie
Celebrities / Re: Im Begining To Grow Fat And I Dpnt Like It [photos] by ezeigbo194(m): 9:46pm On Sep 21, 2015
Guy u are fat get use to it..... I done starve i don exercise i don do many things but still........ Just try to keep fit so ur body no go heavy you....... Fatness is genetic most times
Phones / Re: Mtn 2 Mtn Calls For Free At N50 Per Day/N200 Per Week (MTN JUST4U PACKAge) by ezeigbo194(m): 6:57am On Sep 13, 2015
blessedly:

you were not eligible I guess... its actually not for every plan. works better for zone, true talk...etc

Am on both plans but shit aiint working
Phones / Re: The New Mtn Calls For 7+ Days For Just 30NGR by ezeigbo194(m): 6:52am On Sep 13, 2015
Its saying am not eligible
Jokes Etc / Made In Nigeria Proverbs by ezeigbo194(m): 9:18pm On Sep 11, 2015
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know
the value of pikin.

2. Woman wey never see problem...
Na im dey still hold breast run.

3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey
wear pant sleep.

4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na
later é go hear am.

5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.

6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl
go lay boiled egg.

7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

8. Pikin wey him mama back cross
water, wey say him march fish, wetin
him mama go march?

9. Small pikin wey dem carry for
back no know say the journey far.

10. Person wey don faint before no
be stranger to death.

11. Person wey chop belle full, no
know wetin hungry man dey see.

12. No be as woman dey close eye
enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour
pains.

13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut
shit.

14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail
himself

15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.

16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE
BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.

17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad
luck.

18. Na cricket tell him children say,
No matter how ground strong, Them
no go sleep outside.

19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine
they use style call him papa blind
man.

20. No be eye wey dem take chop
eba dem take dey share meat.

21. Person wey use Elephant set
trap, na him know wetin he wan
Catch.

22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go
Open.

23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS
NA HIM KNOW BOOK.

24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race
don start.

25. Dem no dey tell blind man say
salt no dey for food.

26. Before you see monkey, monkey
don see you.

27. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go
jump again.

28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa
sef go tell am say him sabi bury.

29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey kill am.

30. If e be like say everybody dey
craze" na you dey craze.

31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use
your teeth cut am.

32. My thing and our thing no be the
same oh

33. Na happiness dey make prick
stand.

34. Na as goat stand for market dem
dey price am.

35. Craze no hard to form, na the
trekking be wahala.

36. Its a small world!! No mean say
you fit trek from Naija go London.

37. No matter how hot your temper
be, e no fit boil beans.

38. Chicken wey run from Borno go
Ibadan go still end up inside pot of
soup.

39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow
Suya wrap.

40. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na wetin dem pass
through make dem different.

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Sister Flaunt Her P*ssy In A Party Like This? by ezeigbo194(m): 5:11am On Sep 11, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:

grin . Life's short cheesy

Have fun in a holy way

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Sister Flaunt Her P*ssy In A Party Like This? by ezeigbo194(m): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:

Lol . Hm! Fun smiley . Well, hell's not funny ... *zips zobo*
Lol funny you
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Sister Flaunt Her P*ssy In A Party Like This? by ezeigbo194(m): 7:49am On Sep 10, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:


How pathetic! The bastards that those one's are sad
I think dey are having fun
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Call This Cheating? by ezeigbo194(m): 6:05am On Sep 10, 2015
Am in a no sex relationship and am happy and she is happy so i see.... "no need for creating on her" fellow nigga's its all about the money....

Make money = get married = have sex anytime you want cuz she is now lawfully yours

Premarital sex is a fast killer BE WISE
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Sister Flaunt Her P*ssy In A Party Like This? by ezeigbo194(m): 5:43am On Sep 10, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Another reason why the dictates of Islam on dressing still remains the best grin

Brother if you see your so called Islam sister in a party you self go fear.... And am not making it up

So sexy dere nyash dey soft die i no know y... grin
Sabrwahaqqo:
Another reason why the dictates of Islam on dressing still remains the best grin

Brother if you see your so called Islam sister in a party you self go fear.... And am not making it up

So sexy dere nyash dey soft die i no know y...

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Politics / Re: Chisos!!!! Everybody See Pictures Of GEJ Counting Billions Of Dollars! by ezeigbo194(m): 6:59am On Sep 08, 2015
And haters would say Photoshop If buhari get mind make him self steal if eh easy dumb apc fools
Politics / Re: I Dare All You Biafra E-warriors by ezeigbo194(m): 9:19pm On Sep 04, 2015
ALL HAIL BIAFRA THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN

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Politics / Re: I Dare All You Biafra E-warriors by ezeigbo194(m): 9:17pm On Sep 04, 2015
elookoo:
HENCEFORTH ANYBODY THAT COME TO NAIRALAND TO TALK ABOUT BIAFRA, NA SANGO GO STRIKE AM DOWN, GO PREACH YOUR BIAFRA AGENDA ELSEWHERE

PERSON NO GO REST AGAIN COS OF [s][/s]BIAFRA abi na VIAGRA


Sex starved pervert....... Yoruba people and Bleep sha...

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Politics / Re: I Dare All You Biafra E-warriors by ezeigbo194(m): 9:13pm On Sep 04, 2015
susanokopi:

And you are the leading biaboon
Its baboon for the records
Politics / Re: I Dare All You Biafra E-warriors by ezeigbo194(m): 9:12pm On Sep 04, 2015
PentiumPro:
Ordinary platform to propagate Biafra ideals, yibbowws cannot promote. They need a Yoruba boy platform the way they need Yoruba land to exist.
Dem no get shame


Who is this fat big fool..... U speak like a kid grow up

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Education / Re: How my roomate died by ezeigbo194(m): 2:32pm On Sep 04, 2015
jbazic:
Wats d name of this movie ?



Your fada nyash idiot.... If to say na ur sister die u no go get tym to post dis crap..... Big FOOL

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Celebrities / Re: Vector Replies MI On Twitter (photos) by ezeigbo194(m): 8:36pm On Aug 25, 2015
StPete:
Vector is still one of the dopest rappers around.

Y’all should listen to King Kong and the remix

Dope song WACK VIDEO
Politics / Re: Meet The Man Who Looks Exactly Like Ojukwu-pics by ezeigbo194(m): 7:22am On Aug 18, 2015
Tkester:

Frustration detected.

With 1 dry nyash as her dp....... FRUSTRATED indeed 😁

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