They were busy shouting change..so we changed the date of Election.
GEJ till 2019!!!

Ute

A and j

If a lady is engaged since 2005 and she is yet to get married, pls what is the name of this relationship ?

a. Lord of the rings
b. Handcuff
c. Kirikiri
d. Certificate of fornication
e. Prison break
f. Season film
g. Happily never after
h. Symbol of authourity
I. Living in bondage
j. Key holder

Add yours...

The bride’s veil traditionally symbolized her youth & virginity

Veils also hid the bride from jealous spirits or the Evil Eye

..In the past, veils could be red, blue or yellow (the color of Hymen, the Greek god of marriage)

The modern white veil became popular during the Victorian era as a symbol of purity and modesty

..A white veil also connoted that a bride was wealthy enough to wear white.

DMX

Born Dec 18, 1970 (age 44) *bday*

American rapper & actor

His best-selling album,
..And Then There Was X (in 1999)

..Sold over 30 million records worldwide

Films;
*Belly
*Romeo Must Die
*Exit Wounds
*Cradle 2 The Grave
&
*Last Hour

In 2006, he starred in the reality TV series DMX: Soul of a Man, which was primarily aired on the BET cable television network

HBD to the "Dark Man X" *bday*

1856 - J. J. Thomson, Manchester, England, physicist discovered electron

1890 - Edwin Howard Armstrong, NYC, radio pioneer inventor (FM)

1927 - Roméo LeBlanc, 25th Governor General of Canada

1946 - Stephen (Steve) Biko, South African anti-apartheid activist

1949 - Joni Flynn, Indian actress (Octopussy)

1978 - Katie Holmes, Ohio, American actress (Dawson's Creek, Batman Begins)

Will try to upload his pix

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Born Dec 18, 1964 (age 50) *bday*

An American actor & retired professional wrestler who is often hailed as the biggest star in World Wrestling Federation (WWF)/WWE history

He held 21 championships & is a 6-time WWF Champion as well as the 5th Triple Crown Champion

Throughout the rest of 2003 and 2004, he was featured as the Co-General Manager and "Sheriff" of Raw

Brad Pitt

Born Dec 18, 1963 (age 51) *bday*

An American actor

He has been described as one of the world's MOST ATTRACTIVE men
..a label for which he has received substantial media attention

Films;
*Legends of the Fall
*12 Monkeys
*Fight Club
*Ocean's Eleven, Twelve & Thirteen
*Troy
*Mr. & Mrs. Smith
&
*World War Z, etc

<3 Brad Pitt is married to actress Angelina Jolie & they have 6 children

Fiji ask am.

Why Thierry Henry is the greatest player of the Premier
League era

COMMENT: Combining elegance with ruthlessness, the
Arsenal legend provided some of the top flight's most
memorable moments in the modern day and was efficient in
front of goal

By Julian Bennetts
What constitutes greatness? Can you look at the statistics
alone and use them to anoint a player as being great? Or is
it the moments with which a footballer leaves you - the
indelible mark of grace, skill and purpose that no-one else
can match?
If you look at Thierry Henry's statistics and achievements, he
was undoubtedly a great. If you analyse his numerous
moments of magic there can be no debate.
Indeed, there is a compelling argument that no-one has
enriched the Premier League to quite the same extent – in
terms of smoothness, va-va-voom and goals - since the
competition began in its current guise in 1992.
When observers of Margaret Thatcher's premiership coined
the phrase 'iron fist in a velvet glove', they probably did not
have in mind that it could just as well be applied to the son
of West Indian immigrants born in the Parisien banlieues.
He was elegant but utterly ruthless.
He dominated English football with the talent to deliver the
fatal blow with such elan that even opponents almost
wanted to applaud him afterwards.
"We were blessed in this country to see Thierry playing at his
peak," said Jamie Carragher, one of the players who
suffered most at Henry's hands, upon hearing the news that
he has hung up his boots at the age of 37.
"[He was] potentially one of the greatest players in the world
and, even if you supported another team, you couldn't help
but enjoy watching him play."
The statistical list is so comprehensive that is is hard to know
where to start.
One way to begin would be by pointing out that Henry left
Arsenal having scored 175 Premier League goals (out of a
total of 228 for the club) at an average of one every 122
minutes – a better goal-per-minute ratio than any other
player to score over a century.
Or you could state that he scored against 34 of the 35 teams
whom he faced (and that he only played 24 minutes against
Swansea City, the one exception, during his return to Arsenal
in the 2011-12 season).
Then there is the fact he is the only player to score 20 or
more goals in five successive Premier League seasons, while
he also has the most assists in a season (20 in 2002-03).
Throw in the fact that he played more minutes than any
other member of the Invincibles side and finished his
Arsenal career with two league and three FA Cup medals and
you can certainly make a case that he is up there with
Bergkamp, Shearer, Owen, Drogba, Van Nistelrooy, Cole,
Aguero or anyone else whom you might want to portray as
the finest of the last 22 years.
But the thing that puts Henry apart were the moments. He
fashioned a finish – the curled shot around the goalkeeper
from the left-hand side of the penalty area – that was
individual to him. It was fitting that his goal against Leeds on
his comeback for Arsenal was finished in that exact way.
A man who could have been defined by his physical
attributes, his greatest talent was his brain-power and how
he thought about the game. Many rely on instincts in a one-
on-one situation but not Henry.
"Whenever a goalkeeper rushes out to meet me, I look at
them to make them stop," he told FourFourTwo. "Once I've
frozen them, they suddenly realise, 'Oh, it's just you and me'
and, by the time he thinks this, the ball is gone."
That he gave lessons to Arsenal's young goalkeepers on this
very trick during one of his returns to the club shows just
how difficult it is to combat.
His speed of thought, as well as fleetness of foot, was
startling. The pace to sprint past hapless Leeds defenders
(and it was Leeds more often than not) was part of his
armoury, though it was his ability to always think one step
ahead of them that was his defining weapon.
Think his wondrous flick-turn-volley against Manchester
United, the backheel against Charlton or even the failed
penalty attempt against Manchester City; this was stealth
rather than strength.
He knew how to keep the fans onside, too, and was well
aware of his marketing potential off the pitch. Never losing
against Tottenham helped, as did the iconic celebration that
is now immortalised in bronze outside the Emirates
Stadium.
Most fans empathised with the father-son bond that he
shared with Arsene Wenger. Seeing him transform from an
unconfident left-winger into the world's finest striker was
quite something for the Highbury crowd.
If there were criticisms they would be that he sometimes
failed in major finals – the 2006 Champions League final still
sticks in the craw of many Arsenal fans – and that his
presence seemed to intimidate some of his team-mates but,
as a player, there are not many who can claim to be his
equal.
Dennis Bergkamp, who complimented Henry so well, would
certainly demand a place in the argument. He can lay claim
to being more influential on Arsenal as a whole, having been
the catalyst for everything that followed. Eric Cantona,
another mercurial Frenchman who led his club into a new,
golden era, would also be considered a contender, while
Gianfranco Zola might receive many neutrals' vote.
But Henry's record will stand the test of time.
Alan Shearer, Andrew Cole and Wayne Rooney have all
scored more Premier League goals than the Frenchman but
have done so in 183, 156 and 128 more games, respectively.
Henry filled his trophy cabinet at Barcelona to complete a
set that also included a World Cup, European Championship
and 51 goals for his national team but he will be
remembered for his time at Arsenal. We should be glad we
saw him play.

i have seen quite a number of ladies dat stopped breast feeding dia babies 5 to 6 months after delivery,cuz d don't want dia breast to sag.

SIX TRUE AMAZING FACTS ABOUT GIRLS.
1. They hate breast feeding their
Babies but Like Breast feeding their boyfriends.
2. They Like saving most but they are the best
spenders and most often they spend for no
reason.
3. They like Dressing in very short Mini-Skirts
but they keep pulling them down to their knees
as they walk.
4. They claim they are not interested in a man's
wealth but again they swear not to date broke
guys.
5. They Claim to hate sex but once they visit
you and you dont give it to them, they will
never visit you again.
6. Once they tell you that your ugly, they take it
as a joke but once you tell her that she is ugly,
she will never forget in her life
time.

Babym am a virgin.. bleeped her and discoverd her p**sy is so dam wide.
Asked her why her p**sy is wide cuz she claimed she is a virgin.
Her reply was...Babym i v only bleeped once and its ah long tym ago.
Na that day i know say devil still d learn work, some gals can lie..

Must Read: Three things you have not been
told/read about Ebola Virus
The signs and symptoms of Ebola disease
And how to prevent it
So Sad it’s no longer news that a Liberian man
named Patrick Sawyer has brought the deadly Ebola
Virus into Nigeria, Guys I must tell you that we are
looking at an epidemic. It was reported that atleast
30 people who had contact with the man in the
hospital are now being tested, but what of other
people he met on his way to the Nigeria/hospital i.e
taxi driver, pilot, air hostess, hotel Attendant etc
Then how many people did these people have contact
with? in reality we are looking at over 3000 contacts.
Now we are dealing with something we aren’t even
adequately prepared to handle. Medical facilities do
not have the hazard suits and do not know the
protocol for handling these cases. Its sad.
But Early Detection Might just save A life, here are
some signs and symptoms of Ebola disease.
Make sure you Read And Share this Post to your
family members and friends
Symptoms of Ebola HF typically include:
Fever
Headache
Joint and muscle aches
Weakness
Diarrhea
Vomiting
Stomach pain
Lack of appetite
Some patients may experience:
A Rash
Red Eyes
Hiccups
Cough
Sore throat
Chest pain
Difficulty breathing
Difficulty swallowing
Bleeding inside and outside of the body
Symptoms may appear anywhere from 2 to 21 days
after exposure to ebolavirus though 8-10 days is most
common.
Some who become sick with Ebola HF are able to
recover, while others do not. The reasons behind this
are not yet fully understood. However, it is known
that patients who die usually have not developed a
significant immune response to the virus at the time
of death.

oyatmicah: restoring factory settings.ahahahahahhahahaha

Nokia torchlight... Lolz!!

Checkout the 6 ways to Speed up your Android device
below:-
1. Delete Un-used Applications
what are the un-used app doing on your mobile,
delete it to make space … go to settings >
applications
2. Restarting Your Mobile Every Morning
Restarting your android, releases occupied memory
spaces and it boost your mobile from hanging
3. Delete Irrelevant Apps
Most people love installing both good and bad apps
on their android phones and call it swag, my phone
has alot of apps, not knowing they are killing the
phone. e.g you installed AVG antivirus, AVAST
Mobile Security, Netqin, haha, what do you need 3
antivirus for?? hun? install only frequently used
apps. Let your mobile be moderate.
4. Update Your Anti-Virus
Do update your antivirus and always scan your
mobile, maybe before going to bed, some antivirus
has that features, auto scan of mobile by the time set.
5. Save Apps to Memory Card (SDcard)
Save apps to memory card to make your mobile space
free, so as the phone to carry out necessary task with
ease.
6. Deleting Read & Sent Messages
I wonder why some people keep sms from service
providers like airtel, glo, mtn and etisalat. you dont
have to, imagine a sms from service provider
occupies upto 35kilobytes and when you keep upto
28messages thats approximately 1MegaByte, so keep
you message box tidy.
If you have any other ways you can make your
android phone to be faster and responsive, kindly let
us know by commenting on this post.

$55

BB

fingard02k: Which House do you support?


■1
Most consistent home wins record although has been known to squander leads late in games.

■2
A Lannister always hits his nets.

■3
Definitely their away kit, as temperatures around Winterfell probably require long sleeves most of the year.

■4
Arguably the strongest squad but differences over the captaincy and pay have caused internal divisions in the locker room which sometimes spill out onto the field.

■5
Hopefully fireproof, as Drogon has been known to get overexcited when the Targaryens get into the final third.

■6
Refusing to play in the Seven Kingdoms league, the all black kit helps the team in matches against Wildling FC, who never bother to wear the same colours.


#BringBackOurLikes

House Targaryen!!