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| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by icycoolmik: 11:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
chinex276:No be her papa be dat, na oppressor...  |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:33pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Saw her romantic facebook chats with a guy she claimed was "Just a friend" and when i apprehended her with it, she said, "I was only saying those things to him in order to make him happy cos that was what he wanted".  2 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Obamedo: 11:52pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Laeroy: Honour thy father and mother so your days may be long So sad RIP 3 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:07am On Oct 19, 2014 |
udomma1005: lol... Reading it alone gave you headache ba? You can imagine what I felt that day...hahahaha. 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by EzeRolex(m): 12:42am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Babym am a virgin.. bleeped her and discoverd her p**sy is so dam wide. Asked her why her p**sy is wide cuz she claimed she is a virgin. Her reply was...Babym i v only bleeped once and its ah long tym ago. Na that day i know say devil still d learn work, some gals can lie.. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sammieguze(m): 12:47am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Damn.... I read the whole gospel of lies sha. Mehn...guys are learners when it comes to lie sha |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Franiey: 1:11am On Oct 19, 2014 |
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| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by moses4id(m): 1:18am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Am still a verging i said ok but when i find out i let her no that am a verging too on the bed |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:31am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Lmao. omo see lies! my ex bfs arent the lying types jare.They all have one thing in common,they dodge questions especially once that might hurt me or ask me to 'relax' and 'forget'.No matter how you pester them,omo na sealed lips oo.But lies??mmmh,half truth inclusive,if they must.So no contribution here.Funny thread. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Shankboye(m): 2:35am On Oct 19, 2014 |
FLAWLES:ur lie is perfect for dis topic |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:41am On Oct 19, 2014 |
lynpetra: Only God knows how wide and smelly ur pucssy go be. You even admitted to have ex bf's while very gal here talk about one. You come lie say none of your mbgeke boyfriend ever lied you. You are a very good liar. Dirty Abuja commercial sex worker  1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:16am On Oct 19, 2014 |
She said Her mum prayed 4 her children n a prophet told her dat whoever her daughter was datin presently was goin to divorce her no mata wat if dey both married...she told me n I asked we fast n pray abt it...she said she culdnt take d chance,only to kno she came up wit dat cos she met a guy dat faked a buoyant life claimin he wants to marry her...I later told her I 2 met a prophet n he said I culdnt marry ma current gf...cos she was gonna cheat on me n tarnish ma future home...bt God being so gud, d guy she met was a pro player..she culdnt face d humiliation n afta initially askin 4 ma friendship, had to delete me herslf frm all social networks...like I cared 3 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by FLAWLES(f): 5:56am On Oct 19, 2014 |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by xxgig(m): 5:57am On Oct 19, 2014 |
mine is this "God knows i don't lie to you" then i'll just reply her with a true statement-i love you. But when i am really angry i just count series of her recent lies, and tell to leave God out of this cos it will only make things worse for her. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:11am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Dominionng:plz what is postinor2? |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by megadeath: 6:17am On Oct 19, 2014 |
I asked her what was on her face and she said it was "akamu".  |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by DivaFiva: 6:21am On Oct 19, 2014 |
chinex276:This is hilarious!!! Her lying skill is automated. Mehn she's bad with pressure. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fairygeh(f): 6:38am On Oct 19, 2014 |
HARDDON:He showed me pepper o,however,I am thankful,Laughing cos i am over him now and I have the most amazing guy any lady could ever wish for . |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Heineken(m): 6:39am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Akerry:. Lol. I dey tells you boSs. Lemmi laugh like you today. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Heineken(m): 6:43am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Adikam:. A very big textbook about football 5 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fairygeh(f): 6:44am On Oct 19, 2014 |
jahbiz:@ outsmart, we all learn everyday  |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fairygeh(f): 6:47am On Oct 19, 2014 |
adonbilivit:How dare you?  adonbilivit  or are you the one? if you are, all former curses still valid and active  |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by chinedumo(m): 6:47am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Igbohater: all this? For what? 4 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Slowvenom(m): 6:53am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Kept playing me and telling me she loves me. Lol, never believed that in the first place. As a cool guy and an introvert, I just kept my cool. Until last month. 2 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Edigrows: 6:58am On Oct 19, 2014 |
seems gals are better at lieing .... SMH 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by adonbilivit: 7:04am On Oct 19, 2014 |
fairygeh:i have invalidated and deactivated them. I know u have not forgotten buh please forgive. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Suigenerisshegs(m): 7:07am On Oct 19, 2014 |
chinex276:. Wow, cool story. So you expect us to believe her Father permits her to kiss her cousin,ugh? |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nazcoj(m): 7:08am On Oct 19, 2014 |
April07: LMAO.... very classic, though painful |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kennikazi(m): 7:09am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Lol..when a bitch be lying I'd be like..
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| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by futajallon: 7:13am On Oct 19, 2014 |
I called my ex one hot afternoon after several attempt she picked and all I can hear is the bed shaking and sounds like Pa Po Pa Po Pa Po I gave a friend to hear the sound and we both confirmed someone was banging her when we called back and she picked she was shaking on phone Me: where are you? she: at home.... at work... Ikeja . me: all together eerh? she: sorry choir practise me: praise the lord 5 Likes |
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