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Hey! gd eve'' A professor was travelling by boat, on their way he asked d sailor "Do u knw Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embraeology? Epidemology?
'No'said d sailor.
Prof got angry & said 'What d hell do u knw?
U will die of Illetracy.
One hour later d boat started sinking.
The sailor looked at d Prof & said"Do u knw Swiminology & Escapeology frm Sharkology? 'No'said d Prof,
Well, that means Crocodileology wil eat ur Headology & u wil Dielogy wit ur Knowledgeology because of ur Mouthology. I just wanna wear a smile on ur face.

Taiwo and Kehinde,
Odion and Omo, Peter and Paul,
Victor and Victoria?.
Why can't we use names like Copyand Paste,
Beans and Bread,
Clearing and Forwarding,
Dolce and Gabbana,
Goodness and Mercy,
Andrew Liver salt and Alabukun,
Facebook and Twitter,
Campbell and Cowbell, Input
and Output,
Open and Close...
And finally........ ... Add urs to keep the fun
moving e.g.

Dstv and decoder
Satelite and signal
Fridge and freezer
Garri and kulikuli
Yam and egg
Tissue and nyash
Condom and dike
Yahoo mail and gmai

Hmmm. God let this one work for good ooo. Am single but seriously searching.

I guess u r d present president of this section. Nonsense!

abuaoyen: So funny!

thanks.

Officer: What Is Your Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Modape
Pakurumo Sir
Officer: Your Father’s
Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?.
Candidate: Moshood
Pakurumo
Sir
Officer: Your Native Place!
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?.
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir.
Officer: What Is Your
Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer angry) What Is It?.
Candidate: Metric Pass.
Officer: so why do you need a
job?.
Candidate: M P sir.
Officer: meaning?.
Candidate: money
problem sir.
Officer: whats your
personality?.
Candidate: MP sir.
Officer: would you
explain yourself and stop
wasting my time?.
Candidate: monacrotic
personality.
Officer: I see no wonder. I will
get back to you later. . .
Candidate: sir, how's my MP?.
Officer: and what's that again?.
Candidate: my
performance.
Officer: MP!
Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?.
Officer: Mental
Problem

slimchi2k2: nice

thanks%-)

PHONE RINGS!! Chichi : hello Akpos:my love
how are you doing? Chichi: am fine.
Akpos :will you be less bzy by weekend to
come to my house? Chichi :am sorry love I
can't make it because I will be attending my
aunty's wedding and the next day is de
thanks giving in church,am so occupied.
Akpos :i wanted to take you out for shopping
to surprise you with blackberrytorch ­ and the
brazilianhair u've been askin for. Chichi :i will
be coming and i may even spend a weekend
if u want my love. Akpos :what about the
wedding? Chichi :which wedding? I was just
joking. Akpos :me too love! How Many Like
For Akpos

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe [/color]

hi! I'm right here.

Ruqaya: interesting story

thanks.

toygod2: Serves her right...............Good joke bro

thanks.

tonyfred: ;DVery nice

thanks.

Mr.T Anonymous:
Nice'joke'.

thanks.

AKPORS IN CHEMISTRY CLASS In aChemistry class:
Teacher says: name one type ofgas u know.
John:- Oxygen gas Chris:- Nitrogen gas Peter:-
Hydrogen gas Akpos:- Tear gas! Teacher (angry):
Akpos, u have one more chance or u'll be
punished. Akpos (thinks hard....):- Fabregas!=))

One afternoon a husband arrivedhome with sad news for his wife.
HUSBAND: "Dear, I just received a call, mother (mama) passed away.Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go."
WIFE: A list won't be necessary; we'll just get 2cabbages & 2 litresof cooking oil."
HUSBAND: "Is it going to be enough?"
WIFE: "No need to waste money, of course it’s going to be enough!"
They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 litresof cooking oil, the husband askedhis wife again if that was all. She emphasized the issue of not wasting money on the funeral.
They then hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home.
WIFE: "Where are we going? I thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away."
HUSBAND: "Yes we are; it’s YOUR mother who passed away."
WIFE (shocked & crying): "But that grocery is not enough! Let’s go back andget some more stuff!"
HUSBAND: "NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!"
MORAL OF THE STORY: Whatever you want done to you, do it to others as well.

SuyaEater: chelsea will win 2-1

how come ur prediction?

franchizy: I swear with my life
Man utd 3
Swansea 1
Or I die today

pls, take it easy. There is different between swansea and aston villa. I guess

Beync: beat the hell out of him
He must go and look for it

And we'II be waiting 4 him at the fIoor.

PretiEbony: Copy, modify and paste!!!

From your boyfriend? From your ex-boyfriend? Think before u post. It's not good to insult u. Cheer up.

Beync: lamao
If na me I go wait for on the 40th floor
While akpos goes down and get the room key

If he refuse to goes down what will u do. I think he 4got the key in a car and taxi will not wait 4 them.

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Akpos, Tito and John decided to
go to China for vacation.
Since they were new to the place
they had to stay in a hotel. And
their room was on the 60th floor.
The policy of the hotel was that
at midnight the elevators were
shut down. The next day, these
guys rented a car and explored
the city. They enjoyed
themselves and arrived at the
hotel past midnight.
The elevators were shut down.
There was no other way to get
to their room but to take the
stairs all the way to the 60th
floor.
John said'''for the first 20 floors,
I will tell jokes to keep us going.
Then Tito could say wise stories
for the next 20 floors and lastly,
we will cover the final 20 floors
with sad stories from akpos.''
So, John started with jokes. With
laughs and joy, they reached the
20th floor. Tito started saying
stories full of wisdom. They
learned a lot while reaching the
40th floor.
Now it was time for sad stories.
So, Akpos started: ‘My first sad
story is that I left the key for the
room in the car
Ιƒ Na you be the friend,wetin
you go do?
Good Morning:

In the real sense, i'v seen bigger. There was a prophet in my side, he was born to a poor family so he was unable to go to school. But there is different, whenever he was in the spirit and wanted to deliver the message, he used to speak english, let me tell u this, i don't think so this prophet knows the diff between 's' and '5'. Beware, there is a divine gift. Don't sin against the holy spirit through your comment, think!

go4value: lwkmd

owk

Iaz93: Lol@no.8 ...funny!

have u not see funiest?

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope
to the Exam hall?..
AKPORS: My dad told me to SKIP
the questions I
don't know” Musa: Akpors why
are you trying to swallow a
Clock?
Akpors: My Teacher said I should
watch my mouth. TEACHER: if I
give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur
hand,
and I collect all of dem back from
u, wat will be left
in ur hand?
AKPORS: Na oil naa PAPA
AKPORS : U know, our Son got his
brain from
me..
MAMA AKPORS : I think he did ,I
still got mine with
me TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in
one hand & 5 in the
other, what do I have?..
AKPORS: A drinking problem That
was how Akpos pressed the
breast of a
female journalist that had the
badge "PRESS" on her
chest! Akpors:I am dreaming to
be rich...just like my
father..
Musa:"Is ur father rich?".
Akpors: No, he's dreaming too
TEACHER: Akpors, what do you
call a person who
keeps on talking when people are
no longer
interested?
AKPORS: A teacher How many
Like for akpors

fleyboy02: Robish




Y nt try dis out ur self.... <usin temperature @ 100%>
(1) calculate d rate of ur dryness
(2) check if ur foolishness is in realm wit d equation

why not create new topic? You are stupid 4 calling it rubish because it's in jokes section

Do you know something? I'v been viewing this topic and don't know what to post and when to post it. I think this is the right time to post whatever i wanted to. Stop abusing torex pls, stop abusing him. He had achieve what he wanted to. Let's face our problem.

bunmioguns: Stale

where jawe

If U think u're beta than those
who didn't pass the
last Jamb Exam,then try these
few Jamb left over
questions:
Bonus Question: (*) Using
Almighty Formula, calculate the
diameter of
Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)"
(1) Calculate M.I's Height
(2): Wande Coal's complexion is ?
(A) Dark (B) Coal
Tar (C) Goodnight (D) All of the
above.
(3): If Nokia is connecting people
then what is
blackberry doing (a) stressing
people (B)annoying
people, (c) extorting people, (d)
destroying people. (4): If Ur X-
Boyfriend Wins N100Million Naira
In The
GloWINBIG Promo 2 Days After U
Broke Up! FIND X!
I Repeat! Find X!
(5): If Torres scored two goals
last october and
scored two in march, when next
will he score?
(6): What is blackberry in
Yoruba?
(7): If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is
Adaobi?
(: Which university has d
highest no of babes dat
travel to dubai for 2weeks and
return wif british
accent?
(9): What genre of music do
mosquitoes sing?
(A)Fuji (B) Juju (C) Hip-Hop (D)
Reggae? (10): How many Virgins
do we have left in
Nigeria?
Each question carries equal mark.
Time allowed: 2mins: 47sec
Good afternoon and hurry with
ur answers...