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In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He went to her and asked, 'mama Akpors, Do you know me?'. She responded 'why yes I do Mr. Pollus'. I'v known you since you were youngboy and to be franked, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife and you manipulate people and you talk behind their backs. You think you are a big Man when you don't have brain. Yes i known you. The lawyer was stunned not knowing what next to do, he pointed directly to the room an asked 'Mama Akpors, Do you the defence lawyes?'. Yes of course, i do! I had know Mr. Gabriel since he was a young boy too. He has been your friend from childhood because two of you has the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact, he is a criminal an he can't even build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them is your wife. Yes i know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted. The Judge called both lawyer to his table and in a very quick voice, said. 'if any of you two idiots asked wether she knows me'. I'll make sure two of you loose your license.

Yes, because i'm her 4 future.
Can u kiss ur ex infront of her?

Hun hun. Hmmmm. Naira in trouble! What a gr8 loss to 'his' family!

Queendo: op are u tryin to say marriage favours ladies more than men, dt ladies make d men dry or what? Well I believe dt it takes a woman to keep a marriage, but in situations where d husband makes life unbearable what do u expect d woman to do?

marriage favours women than men. I'v seen it live.

You think u can hold me prison u dz idiot. I'm leaving ur hotter womb cos i'm fedup of dz sperm. Am i right?

No. I'm not a killjoy or what u call it.
Do you cheat ur ex?

I'm so so confused. Help, i wouldn't marry jawe.

those guys are stingy. I'v send d fucking code and they avn't reply me. Any suggestion?

Man cini thought him well!

I dey feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel this oooooooooooooooooooooooo. am proud of my country, what is it to you mehennnnnnnnnnnnnn.[color=#000099][/color]

What a good match. Another cup! Gbosa to dimatteo. Wao

My_Time: Afam4eva Last time I checked C.Ronaldo won the world best player from d premiership so I think Hazard still has the potential to grab it if he continues to "up" his game.

hun oga! U gat sence jare. Dont mind him, may b he belongs to "ajegbodo". Hazarrrrrrd very inteligent and who value asist than scorin. Since everybody can score at chelsea, then am waiting for a super b score from mikel and asist 4rm obi.
Up bluzzzzzzzzz

Funkymallam: [size=18pt]He saw it![/size]

i never dream that chelsea can win with good 4 - 2! Oops! Sound great!
My gud danger" hazard'
up bluzzzzzzz

olabiz2010: Up bluesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

am so hapi 2 b bluz. C that yeye devil losing in the first day

Jaykizz: Chk dos words in capital letas n correct dem asap b4 u talk to me nigga!

hey mr lecturer! Mind ur business

mummy3: We thank God for stage 1, prepare for stage 2,3,4,5,6,& 7 e.g jamb, admission, nysc posting, job searching, marriage, childbearing.
such is life.

you omit something We thank God for stage 1, prepare for stage 2,3,4,5,6,& 7 e.g jamb, admission, nysc posting, job searching, marriage, childbearing and death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![color=#006600][/color]

Jaykizz: HA HA! I tld al of una chelsick fans dat city go quench u! Nau u don dy c am ba? Mscheew!

chelsea try a lot. For a good person, chelsea can won d match if there is no red card

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As for me, the difference btw 'i luv u' and 'am in luv wt u' can be slated as
We all agree dat, i love u doesn't mean a real relationship in the real sence. Since one can tell his brother, friends, palz, peeps etc that i love u, thus, it doesn't display any attractive motion. I luv u, to some ppl is lyk meaning like sm1. As 4 me, i luv all! I luv u also meaning 'i want to have a conversatn wt sm1' if we think wel
While
Am in luv with u can be meaning that u're interestn in him or her and u want to av a serious relationship. You can't say that, 'am in luv with my brother's wife', if u say that, ur brother can......
Therefore, if i want to have a serious relationship with a girl, i can rather says 'am in luv with her', but who is that person, nairalanders?

234GT: You go take style reverse, come go one place call the one wey wan help you write exam for phone. You go tell am make him come meet you. You go come tell am say you dey owe the second guy plenty money, dats why you take style run the other time. You go come organise hotel for two of you, make the guy for sleep help you do post jamb the second day. Him fit drop money for you self make you carry settle the other guy. Shey I try small sha?

good indeed

Brand_new: ^ Buh She WAS a vi.R.gin.
What a sour exchange for her.
Over time her price might increase as she advances. I know about people who pay up to 30k for a night , i mean ladies who take that much cuz i dare not keep a friend who would do such.

u mean it

g_baby: Firstly, I will take the goat accross, then come back to take yam while I return with the goat and then, take lion with me accross the sea, and lastly I will come back to take the goat accross the sea. Thanks!

U're professor

P3tr CruzZ: den why is it in a joke section oga ?

don't be annoyed, bro

You are going to an island. You will have to cross a sea b4 you can reach ur destination. The boat you are taken can not take more than two object at a time i.e you and one of your property.
You, Lion, Goat and Yam.
How can u do this so that it would not remain two enemy at a time to prevent damaging. I.e goat and lion. Yam and goat

mrkels: If you are a girl, give them privacy, sleep in ur friends room for the night, its just post ume right? They would soon leave. If you are a guy, no qualms...accomodate them.

How can u prevent privacy?

mrkels: If you are a girl, give them privacy, sleep in ur friends room for the night, its just post ume right? They would soon leave. If you are a guy, no qualms...accomodate them.

How can u prevent prifacy?

toygod2: na Joke?

Not everything can be joke! If it was u, what can u do!

Luckily, you have been admitted into tertiary institution. One of your boy friend choose your school so as to write post utme in your school. He always told you that you should not 4get that, he will stayed with u so as to accomodate him.
You agree that he will sleep with you.
As u're coming 4rm school, the guy called u and told u that he is about to reach ur pla
ce and u told him where u kept the key so as to wait 4 u!
Unfortunately, as u're about to step ur door step, u met another guy which is also your boyfriend which he also applied 4 d exam and you that luv him so much. U're just chock and try to understand.
What should you do!

Luckily, you have been admitted into tertiary institution. One of your boy friend choose your school so as to write post utme in your school. He always told you that you should not 4get that, he will stayed with u so as to accomodate him.
You agree that he will sleep with you.
As u're coming 4rm school, the guy called u and told u that he is about to reach ur pla
ce and u told him where u kept the key so as to wait 4 u!
Unfortunately, as u're about to step ur door step, u met another guy which is also your boyfriend which he also applied 4 d exam and you that luv him so much. U're just chock and try to understand.
What should you do!

[quote author=ezesun]/quote] hun hun