Delgado47:
Finally, closure. Unsuccessful tho.

Same. It's finally over. Taking a bow.

ceetee:
Pls don’t perceive this as being insensitive, but do our “oracles” know what the medicals entail? Or r we required to take a “silent pill” similar to post-AC.

Father let your will be done.

LMAO, reminds of when people say "I don't mean to be rude", but go right ahead to be rude. Or they say "No offense", and then blurt out something offensive....

Has any finance/accounting/management candidate gotten a success mail yet?

#WeWait

Spatman:


wondering kinda...' why is the long awaited mail coming right after the passing of the budget'?!



...spend thy weekend in all gladness folks for here comest that which thou longest for right before thee. THE WEEK IS FINALLY HERE!!!

If This week is not the week, HEADS will roll ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Iyam tired of all this crinkum crankum and higi haga

Page 400, 400, 400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Page 300! Page 300! Page 300!

The month of MAY
Impossibilities about to turn into realities...........

Happy New Month Fam

Page 300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Page 300!!!!!!!!!

Page 300!!

Technocrat12:
Bad News.!!!!!!!

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!

Passing by......... still sipping tea.

Quarter 3 No??

ashleeeeee:


Dear Uncle Forkadict,

We have concluded on two dates (9th and 16th April)for the meat and twerk, in order to accommodate everyone . We would really love for you to attend one atleast.

Venue:
9th April: Get Arena
16th April: Elegushi Beach


Yours sexily sincerely
Ashleeeeee on behalf of the planning committee

Please no one is permitted to twerk for Forkadict. Thanks and Jah Bless

dane15:
It is Official! Notification is now Q2.

Or Q3, *sips tea*

afterall who thought it would go beyond Q1??

ItsTime4me:
@Kaitung, please no mind me o. Maybe my blood too dey hot. Na Nlng cos am o. Abeg can you give me/us a clue about the department or units or SBUs, as the case me be, that are really in dire need of GTs? Bros Forkadict, please do justice to this question if you can. Waiting for your responses my bosses

Lmao @ your question.
Bros, you too dey hyper, coolu temper. no go give yourself high blood pressure with all these permutations ohhhhhhh.
Just inhale and exhale, and keep believing in Jah's undeserved kindness, abi how u dey talk am again.

Last last We go dey alright

sexyjob:
at last

Is this week the week? You guys should stop tensioning us ohhh

Slowly but surely heading to page 300

Like joke like joke

forkadict:


LOLZZZZ.

First of all, how u doing baby and how are you coping with the wait?

About your request, I don't know your background cos I want to explain the implications and only engineers or guys with science backgrounds can have full understanding.

See, consider the uniport chics as engineers who come to a facility to relieve pressure from that facility in order for the facility to continue functioning safely. For a system that operates under pressure, sometimes it becomes absolutely necessary to vent pressure when it builds up to limits that are considered unsafe. It is this venting that the uniport chics (ordinary engineers) come to do. So, if we stop importing the ordinary engineers now and keep waiting for the Special engineer (you) what do you think will happen to the facility when the pressure has built up to unsafe levels? And the problem is we don't even know when the arrival of the special engineer is scheduled for.

But on the arrival of the special engineer on site, we can always sack the ordinary engineers and close down the importer-exporter business. Thats not a problem. Abi how you take check am?

LMAOOOOO....... Smh
Well my fine self is doing pretty well thank you
As for the wait....... Hmmmm, we dey try
I fully understand your pressure relief ideology, but sometimes, the longer the wait, the sweeter the berry
However, I'm gonna be selfless here and say Fire on with your importer-exporter business (koko water things), but be careful sha ohh, make them no cook "something" give u,hook u. Before u go dey sing another tune when the main container lands.......
Anyway that would be your loss though

freeradical:
After sipping on rum alone Ezinne has started singing blues...@forkadict come and rescue ur crusher ooo. This nlng wait go injure her oo

U can't blame me na, After the reggae play the blues.... the blues, the blues
The people call me talk and do... I talk, I do
I no send una 'Sauces' cock-and-bull..... the bull, the bull

@Prinzofparis thanks for the JD jare, make i use am coolu temper.

@forkadict Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, please stop importing uniport girls to bonny. WAIT for me

APRIL
MAY
JUNE
JULY
When will you marry? This year? Next year? Sometime or never

14 days to go............. Quarter 1 almost over.
I'm drinking Rum and red bull

After the mails that dropped in January, out of anxiety I finally swallowed my pride and called an elderly and very reliable source. He refused to tell me my fate, but asked me to move on with my life and forget about this recruitment for a while. That "IF or WHEN" I get called, i can compare to whatever i am doing and decide if i still want it or not. I felt bad that day, cuz i thought it meant i may not have made it to the final cut, and he just didn't want to break my heart. But now i fully understand him, these guys are indeed not ready for us, and no one truly knows when they will be, even those in high places.

#WhichWay NLNG??

[quote author=forkadict post=43395582]

Bro. For some reason, I found your post very funny. Ok lemme answer your queries bro:

1. LOL. It feels good 2 b back in the gathering of my brethren.

2. I don't know jack about any date. I always say that regarding when d trumpet shall sound, neither the son, nor the angels knoweth but only d father. Your issue was mentioned in a meeting that I was privileged to attend and d OLORIOKO said something about u guys process. No date was mentioned about mails, resumption or anything. He only said something about what @kaitung had earlier mentioned in here about peniSS and PPussy. That was how I came 2 d conclusion regarding @Kaitung's legitimacy.
3. I guess this has been answered in (2) above.
4.LOL. U don confirm say @kaitung na smoke. How you con want make me take catch smoke kwanu?
5. Regarding the number of believers that will make it heaven when the trumpet sounds, I have codedly dropped d figure in the past. That was d info @ my disposal at the time. With the oil prices rallying, and with business exigencies, the number may have an upward review. Just intensify prayers. With God, all things are possible.

Dat your equation na die o! It somehow reminds me of the quote neither the son nor the angels...
Cos if we assume the first x from the left to be one, it's still very possible. Cos we still have a month in hand. Don't rule out x=1. Anything can happen in one month. I got my success notification on the 30th of April 2015. So you see...
Imagine, if I had ruled out receiving the mail in April.

Q1M3 shouldn't be discarded. But my gut feel tells me Q2 is more likely. This is strictly my gut feel o. Ehen. Before una start to dey quote me out of context.

It feels good to be back posting on the thread.

But on a lighter note. I have not been impressed by bonny chics. So I have turned into an importer and exporter of chics into and out of the island. My nickname na IGWE Ugburugburu1 importer-exporter.

Nna ehn, it is a very very serious chumchin.


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Lmaooooooo @ Ugburugburu 1 importer-exporter... damn, i haven't heard that in forever. About 6 years ago that used to be the nick name of a friend of mine who loved to import Uniport babes to his abode, I wonder how he is doing now though, lol. Anyway Hi forkadict , I have been silently harnessing a massive crush on you, and honestly can't wait to put a face to the moniker next quarter. *crawls back into hiding*