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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by ezyhno: 6:42pm On Sep 03, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin YOUR THE BEST I SWEAR...THE TRUE NIGERIAN WHO WILL ALWAYS FIND HUMOUR IN EVERYTHING,NICE ONE
Badman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out grin

Celebrities / WIN Free Airtime Via A Simple Quiz On Twitter From 5pm Today. by ezyhno: 4:12pm On Jul 17, 2016
Hi Guys, Its the QnACruise Show on Twitter where you win free airtime for answering questions about your favourite celebrity.

Today's edition features Nigeria's Foremost Entertainment Couple, @iamTundeObe @WunmiObe a.k.a T.W.O.Below is how to be a part of it.

1.Follow @1Takes2Two

2.Watch the Timeline for questions every 15 Mins

3.Send your Entries

4.Win or..Try again

5.Shikena

Thanks.

Note. You must have at least 1000 followers to claim your prize.
Music/Radio / Free Airtime Going Down On Twitter From 5-6pm Every Evening Until Sunday 17th by ezyhno: 4:52pm On Jul 14, 2016
Guys there's a contest on twitter going on via this handle @1TakesTwo where you're rewarded for answering question about celebrities.

You can be part of it and maybe if you're lucky u grab free airtime while having fun..some guys won yesterday so no be scam.

Simply follow the handle and watch the timeline...THERE ARE LOTS OF SHARP GUYS SO U HAVE TO HURRY...NO TIME TO OVAKAKU

Music/Radio / WARNING : Matrimonial Advisory/Conjugal Content/Rated 18+ by ezyhno: 5:06am On Jun 29, 2016
Music/Radio / Send Tweets And Earn Something Immediately. by ezyhno: 10:44am On May 09, 2016
Hello Nairalanders

Hope you're having a great day, I am giving out free recharge card money to 15 persons willing to simply send tweets and re-tweets .The more Tweets you send the higher you earn and you get paid immediately .No strings attached,no long story. [Offer lasts from now Till Friday]

Interested Persons Only should contact me.

Call 08117597605.
email: add1solutions01@gmail.com.
or send your twitter handle

Thank you and God Bless

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Business / pls Who knows DHL shipping charges per Kg if im shipping from LA 2 lagos by ezyhno: 12:04am On Apr 10, 2015
I tried to get the info from their website but there's was noting there..pls help.
Thanks
Politics / Re: Eze Ndi Igbo In Lagos Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Anti-igbo Comment by ezyhno: 10:08pm On Apr 08, 2015
girly2020:
Imagin igbo have a king who have his own palace in lagos.lol.they can neva entertain such in their own land.oga Oº°˚˚˚°º

You should go beyond Ojodu Berger my dear...you need to go out and learn more about your country
Politics / Re: Eze Ndi Igbo In Lagos Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Anti-igbo Comment by ezyhno: 10:05pm On Apr 08, 2015
ayusco85:
I think the Igbos should respect their host, and try and do what will bring peace and peaceful co-existence. No one will go to Aba or Onitsha and try to claim relevance or drag rights with the true indigenes of those areas. Lagos belongs to the Yoruba's, like it or not.

#VoteNotFight
#OneNigeria
#Peace

In other words ,the igbos should sheepishly follow whoever the Oba of lagos follows...why didnt the Oba and other Lagosians threaten Gani Adams and Fasheun who are leaders of the oodua peoples congress for supporting Jonathan This is indeed a tribalistic nation and no hashtags can cover that up. Our democracy still has a long way to go.
Entertainment / Whats The Most Common New Year Resolution??? by ezyhno: 7:23am On Jan 01, 2014
First happy new year Nairalanders ,Happy New year!!! THIS YEAR THE NAIRA MUST LAND either from space or from the central bank e sha must land GBAM!!! according to what i believe based on hard-work and other things even though the pastor said in church last year. Well there are interesting things that occur from the beginning of the year which includes making resolutions...ive been hearing loads out here already and they include just a few i listed here

THIS YEAR.... I MUST
1. Quit Smoking weed /cigarettes

2. Loose weight

3. Get Married

3. Quit having relationships

4. No new Friends

5. Get a Job

6. Not owe any "gbese"

7. Mind my Business

8. Never takes my pants down for any maga

9. Move closer to God

10.Move closer to whatever brings Money

11. Become a brand ambassador for Glo

....



And so on...
what's the most common resolution you hear people make and usually break sometimes even before the second day of the month? leggo!!!


You can visit www.zangeez..com for more interesting articles and as well join the cycle via google+
Religion / We Are All Food For The Ground by ezyhno: 10:54am On Dec 15, 2013
Lately my consciousness towards the essence of my existence heightened as the reality of fulfillment seems to be trapped within elements of confusion and uncertainty. Everything seems to point that the only way to be sane is to display madness, love cant thrive without hatred and there will always be pain regardless of the joy that comes after or before it. I tried to rationalize the reason for all this and sometimes i find succor in placing it as the signs of the end times but cant hold the conviction for a breath away before another evidently informs me that it has always been this way but manifests itself in different forms.

Prescription from the books of men are battling with that of the holy books, in your eyes you see even the clergy adopt heathen methods with the excuse of doing "Gods" work properly as seen in all religious doctrines. I was once amidst my Muslim friends who condemned a blasphemous act of a needy and greedy imam who abandoned his praying mat to pursue a a passing philanthropist in order not to loose his chance of getting something. One, although in condemnation of the act joked that he must have thought that his prayers has been answered before his eyes so why not grab it? ...hmm!




I see it as the occasional manifestation of the true nature of man to visibly secure what he needs to survive first before any means and later goes back to God and seek redemption for his corrupt soul. Many will argue and swear thunder and brimstone but before you finish reading this article they would have committed the same crime but from a different angle and start to compare the gravity of what they committed against that of another man as a means to determine who is closest to God.

For survival, man has made manuals that suits his own world even though some of its crucial teachings contradicts that which his religious book mandates, thus the need for mind manipulative books formed from select real life experiences .You'll find fascinating information in books like 48 laws of power, Art of war, Art of deception and the likes, The only time we really seek our creator is when we are lost or helpless in the matrix . A school of thought informs that the reason for all this is the manifestation of an agenda championed by conspiracy theories which seeks to win a war between Good and evil and bring end to mankind and I'm like "I'm getting you"

A naturally inquisitive soul such as mine who seeks the truth with an independent mind towards how it is being told; will always wonder despite all the knowledge man has dug to guide his path, he still follows a certain pattern of living regardless of his geographical location or indigenous orientation, the confusion caused by various influences has led many astray and a large worrisome number has no clue whatsoever as the case may be.

I hereby pause to inquire from history who as a matter of natural design has a way of telling the truth,
i discovered that King Solomon was right for it makes no sense at all trying to figure out what it really is, for every attempt leads to an ominous abysmal confusion which has led many to madness or the total loss of faith. In the end...we all die, Yes you will die and so will i, every means we adopt to get to an end might be justified or not but whichever way we choose to live doesn't change the fact. All the knowledge of kings and wisdom of the prophets will all go back to where we came from, everything, i mean everything is noting but ''Food for the ground''.


You can read more of this from my blog

www.zangeez..com

cheers
Celebrities / Ladies Before You Approach Your Boyfriend,pls Read This.. by ezyhno: 10:21am On Dec 06, 2013
They say the first thing u see in d morning determines how ur day will look like..

When you wake up with a puffy face also called swollen face in the morning don't feel bad ladies there are ways to to stop the puffiness. the puffiness will soon stop once you take a plan of action and stick to that plan. ladies being constituent with your daily routine is better that not treating your facial problem once and for all.

Here are tips will need to stop a puffy face:
1.drink water enough water and make sure you are hydrated at all times and you will find the puffiness in your face is no longer present.
2.consume two large slices of watermelon to supply your body with the Vitamin C it lacks
3.exercise ladies stop being lazy exercising is good for your health and body it helps the heart pump blood well doing this 3 times a week wouldnt do any harm.
3. for quick relief from puffiness splash ice block water on your face for 1-2minutes it works fast and effective

for more tips: eseeybeauty..com
Politics / Re: Hezbollah Terror Cell Uncovered In Kano by ezyhno: 4:25pm On May 31, 2013
My comment goes to security operatives who collect little bribes and ignore the contents of a briefcase....You can

easily pass a police stop and search by handing over some change with a smile while u have a humans beings head in your

booth.its under the same basis that these weapons came into the country the magnitude is just higher...A vessel comes in and

they say it belongs to MR DONT TOUCH ME..Because MR WhereMyOwn has been sorted then the verdict is carry

go.........................BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Music/Radio / Rozay In Your Radiator @ Elegushi Beach Bars by ezyhno: 1:56am On May 08, 2013
No dey tell me say na rozay you dey put for your radiator is a line in the new released "11 23 and fellas are feeling @ the beach bars @ the beach
download here

http://tooxclusive.com/2013/04/12/zyhnospikes-1123/ … cheers
Music/Radio / Re: Tonto Dike For Video.... by ezyhno: 4:31pm On Dec 10, 2012
Haba
Music/Radio / Tonto Dike For Video.... by ezyhno: 4:11pm On Dec 09, 2012
Ill like to have tonto dike for my video shoot ,Wa gbowo mi.Someone holla
Music/Radio / Video Shoot For Wa Gbowo Mi With Chuddy K ,tillaman And Akas by ezyhno: 9:24am On Nov 28, 2012
The Video shoot for this very lovely song is already in view as plans have commenced on making it a distinct one just as displayed in Tillamans Koma roll Video.

you can download here

http://tooxclusive.com/2012/09/27/zyhno-spikes-wa-gbowo-mi-ft-chuddy-k-tillaman-akas/

Pls do not forget to reques for Wa gbowo mi feat chuddy K ,Tillaman & Akas on twitter @THEBEATFM999 ..have a fulfilled day
Music/Radio / Free Dance Beat To Make A Hit Record by ezyhno: 11:38am On Oct 31, 2012
Download Free Dance Beat {prod by @zyhnospikes,Euphoric Records}

http://abegmusic.com/free-dance-beat-prod-by-zyhnospikes/

Make ur freestyle on it, post and mention@zyhnospikes on twitter with d link and stand a chance of getting. Free recording services (if u actually Kill d beat)
Music/Radio / Zyhnospikes Talks About Career And Relationship Wiv Chuddyk,tillaman ,akas by ezyhno: 7:37pm On Oct 02, 2012
Zyhnospikes talks about career and relationship wiv chuddyk,Tillaman ,Akas in an Xclusive interview wiv NGtrends.com: http:///w6fLFocS
Music/Radio / Why The Babes @ Elegushi Got Wild Yesterday by ezyhno: 6:20am On Oct 02, 2012
It was unbelievable the reponse at d beach when D deejay played this 5 day old Tune...no long story..check it out here

#Wa gbowo MI by @Zyhnospikes FT @itsChuddyK ,@Tillaman & @Akasoyo.

http:///Kh5o16ar

http://www.jaguda.com/2012/09/26/euphoric-heritage-records-the-dynasty-presents-zyhnospikes-ft-chuddy-k-tillaman-akas-wa-gbowo-mi/

Http://m.notjustok.com/2012/09/26/euphoric-heritage-records-the-dynasty-presents-zyhnospikes-ft-chuddy-k-tillaman-akas-wa-gbowo-mi/
Music/Radio / Zyhnospikes Feat Chuddy K,tillaman And Akas by ezyhno: 11:13pm On Sep 18, 2012
Zyhnospikes of the Euphoric Dynastic is set to release his new hit single with Euphoric Heritage Records.

The Song is titled Wa gbowo mi with guest features of his friends Chuddy K,Tillaman and Akas and will be released online likely by this weekend

For more updates,pls follow on twitter @zyhnospikes

Cheers
Music/Radio / Spanking New Video: Tillaman Ft Vector:koma Roll by ezyhno: 3:37am On Aug 21, 2012
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Is Playing In Your Head At This Moment by ezyhno: 10:15am On May 22, 2012
im just passing through
i say make i hola you
oma ti fine si ke
whose taking care of you
i really miss the things that
you and i used to do
and i have this feeling that you feel the same way too...

Omo sedaada lowa oo
oku ojo meta

Song tittle:Sedaada lowa
Artist Zyhnospikes
Music/Radio / Re: Is Don Jazzy's Solar Plexus A Flop? by ezyhno: 8:18am On May 11, 2012
omosexy1: First and foremost, the songs we listen to now cannot be compared to the Naija songs of the 80' and early 90'. What we hear now are beats and poor lyrical contents and lack of creativity, even some artistes mumble with the beats.

For people who say that Don Jazzy rushed the album, it makes me wonder if he had ever done a track without rushing it. From "Tell me the Koko" to "Oliver Twist" was rushed (most Nigerian musics nowadays are rushed, 2days, 1 day, some minutes; I wonder where they are rushing to?).

Overall, the album is poor compared to what we have seen Don Jazzy do in the past. To me I feel the artistes were competing to keep up with the beats, most of the tracks are noisy, with each artiste delivering either recycled lyrics or poor lyrical content. I even believe the musical reputation of Tiwa Savage is on the line, with hit tracks like Kele Kele Love, only for this poor delivery on Oma Ge (makes me wonder if she writes her song, she was even using Terry G's crappy lyrics). Wande Coal (I had to adjust my headset, that guy was screaming more than Michael Jackson plus the autotunes effect). For Dr. SID and D' Prince, we all know they are average musicians, I think D' Prince did well in Amarachi and Banana. Dr. SID and Don Jazzy were just experimenting. The Techno beats on CPR would have been handled better by someone who has strong vocals. The Chocolate beat was really wasted. I know Wiz Kid with his autotune enhanced voice will do justice to that beat. He tried with "YOLO".

On the business side, Don Jazzy should allow other producers produce beats for his artiste, else diminishing returns will set in (that is why some people were asking why all the beats sound alike) and he should sign real talents roaming around the country. As a business man, I like the fact that he quickly put out something (although of poor quality) to notify people that he is still standing strong. I wish him the very best and his artistes too. Well if his next release is going to be something close to this, my money no go leave pocket.

PS: I wonder how D'Banj would have handled "Banana". I missed their collaboration. Guys if you do find time, try listening to musics of the 80s' and compare it to what we are listening to now. Well I will strongly suggest it to the young lads, because many of them are happy with these crappy stuff. Also, the noise about Don Jazzy being the best producer in Africa should stop, they are some very d.o.p.e producers in Egypt, Democratic Republic of Congo and South Africa that are not making noise. No doubt, he a very creative producer that his beats makes me wonder if they were computer generated or something else, however, please note that some Nigerian producers are also catching up.


you dey vex oo this guy...leave don jazzy now..
Music/Radio / Re: Is Don Jazzy's Solar Plexus A Flop? by ezyhno: 8:14am On May 11, 2012
sharp man: I am not a fan of any..........but truth be told..........that album is Poo.

Rushed job........nothing spectacular......boring songs..........Don Baba should have don a better job.


Your observation should have been expressed in more constructive manner then maybe your points would have gone down better

entertainment is both an act and Art..they are subjective to individual preferences..whats good for you is omen for another .....
Music/Radio / Re: A Tribute To A Living Legend (majek Fashek) by ezyhno: 8:05am On May 11, 2012
omosexy1: A true musical legend, an iconic hero, a political activist from the land of Benin you rose, took the world by storm with enlightening lyrics and charming reggae tunes. Depicted to be the next Bob Marley, but was oppressed by Political thugs and drugs. Your music will forever be remembered. A classic to adore our musical library and collection.

A tribute to you. You are never forgotten. Get well Majek Fashek.

Thats one my mentors right there..i pray he gets better soon...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwoOzGqjxDI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkJ_oAdKDa0&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWJp0t0PnM&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFQIwqxP_Xk&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NasehYAwv24
Romance / Re: My Phone Rang And All The Gals Just Went Crazy.. by ezyhno: 7:55am On May 11, 2012
dabrake: Mine rang and obasanjo went mad. Mine is NIGERIA JAGAJAGA

lol..... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cool
Romance / Re: My Phone Rang And All The Gals Just Went Crazy.. by ezyhno: 7:51am On May 11, 2012
[quote author=Raxxye][/quote]

okay......
Romance / Re: My Phone Rang And All The Gals Just Went Crazy.. by ezyhno: 7:50am On May 11, 2012
Chokolee: thank you for enjoying the comments....next time use ur follow come ring tone..instead of using a tone tha will make some set of ppl knw 2 only run mental

people wey already dey mad before...lol
Romance / Re: My Phone Rang And All The Gals Just Went Crazy.. by ezyhno: 5:57pm On Apr 30, 2012
grin ;Di enjoyed some of the comments..twas really funny..for sure i should have phrased it better

apologize for that and for those who are looking for relevance through making derogatory comments...Thank you still.

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