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JESHAL007:Many years ago, when I was the chairman of Simps in my area, one girl then played a fast one on me and went to sleep with her ex. A homie then, took me to a native doctor who promised to help me bring back my girl. That her ex used charm on her. I was asked to bring 30k for the juju, this was around 2014. So I went with my guy to buy fowl and other things for the work the native doctor will do on the girl. Omo as I reach the village market square, I told my guy let's branch to a nearby restaurant and chop first. Lo and behold this beautiful Akwa Ibom girl, the babe fine die. Almost 40k was with me that afternoon... Na so I ordered for food and the babe kept smiling at me. She served us food and jokingly said something to her madam in Efik Language. The madam laughed, so after our brief lunch, I wanted to pay, the girl still repeated the statement. Omo, her madam said okay na, maybe na person husband o. I asked them why they were laughing, her madam opened up to me that her girl said I fine like a woman, that I even fine pass woman, that she likes me o. Long story cut short, I never returned to that native doctor place that day. Me and my guy went to a nearby betting shop, I gave him 2k to play virtual soccer, while I relaxed watching some replay of the previous weekend matches. That was the day, I stopped simping. The cow, I wanted to give native 30k in the name of snatching her back from her ex, is still roaming the streets of Nigeria, unmarried, broke, and without destination. |
Ttipsy:What is the meaning of South East Atlantic Region... Northern Sahara Region make sense to you Abi...North of the Sahara desert or inside the Sahara desert |
domack99:If this ever happens, which I know will not happen, then South East and South South will team up one day to break away again. This time they will succeed ![]() |
Ttipsy:You just come here dey present bizarre names... U smoke or what? |
Racoon:Rivers of confusion flowing in Rivers State. Rivers State is a very complicated state. More easy to understand women than Rivers State politics |
Truths9ja:APC coasting to victory |
Truths9ja:Dey play |
ATEAMS:yes, he cheated. I recieved my own hmster tokens few hours ago |
Truths9ja:How many local governments remaining |
Nija sef... ![]() |
andyprez:Dont mind them. " Chairif I fit see sky or 2h for ur hand" ![]() |
APC presently on a rigging spree in Edo State... It is finished Details later... |
SpatialKing:Totally true. Edo is one of the most exposed, civilized and educated tribes in Nigeria. E no get any family or compound in Edo State without one person in Europe, Asia or The Americas |
12. Shy women are freakier than you think. You only need to make a shy woman feel comfortable. Then, you won't be able to stop her. |
11. Women love men who explain. It's their love language. |
10. Women don't get turned on like men do. For her, it takes time to get hor*y. Kiss her, whisper on her ear, touch her other erogenous zones before going down there. This is a marathon, not a sprint. |
9. She will tell you that she hates to be objectified but she will use her own body to get something from you. Also, she wants to be objectified by the man she loves. |
8. She will play the victim even when it's her fault. |
7. Give her some time to miss you and your s*x life will blossom. |
6. No woman wants a man who prioritizes her over himself. |
5. She secretly gets turned on when she sees you subtly flirting with another woman. she won't admit to this. |
4. If she believes you're the only man that ever exists for her, she will be ready to forgive you for some things. |
3. Your handshake will determine if she likes you or not. |
2. Being mysterious will get you more ladies than being funny. |
1. Your bed is the only place she doesn't want to be respected by you. |
You are a man, this is what you should know about women:👇👇👇👇 |
If she's had sex with 3 guys, the fourth guy is still a big deal to her If she's had sex with 30 guys, the 31st guy is not a big deal In other words: The quicker she fcks you, the more likely she has a high body count |
9. Instagram/ TikTok influencer These women are attention hoes. They're addicted to attention and validation from random men. And that is not a good thing. |
8. Tattoos. Many tattoos are indications that a woman is more sexually open and sexually experienced. |
7. Low self-esteem She is sexually promiscuous. This girl has no value or self-worth. She is too cheap, and she is ready to sleep with and be with almost any guy. |
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