₦airaland Forum

ikeepitreal:
most girls have no sense of humour whatsoever,it turns me off. Except she has a big behind.

Then it turns you on again.

MzEddytan:
Especially those that claim to know everything about ladies and they are still single at 30 and above. I dont want to mention anyone name.

You have an intense look.

I had to get my eyes farther from the screen before it would penetrate me.

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NwaAmaikpe:


I always tell my boys,


If a girl calls you broke....show her how broke you are by ensuring she leaves with a broken phone or a broken nose.

Iranu.

NwaAmaikpe is back!!

PrickGetSize:
There are no virgin boys on Nairaland too.

Who wants to be a virgin boy, abeg.

Nice thread, you must be a psychologist.

You have been here for less than two days.

You need two more days to have a wholistic perception of what is going on around here.

You are just a NEWBIE.

NwaAmaikpe:


Now that she is free,
She should devote more time to brushing the insides of her teeth and her tongue properly.

Her saliva smells like a stagnated pond of dead fish

NWAMAIKPE IS BACK!!!!!!!

Dudeweedlmao:
You should be happy. I wish i can get rid of mine so i dont appear jobless

Bad guys everywhere.

O God.

dollarcoolcat:
Mission 2050(populatin to grow large, ths one tryna help hs con3 bat2 9ja) some have started already

I like what you did with the words and numbers.

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bestpunterever:
our hero like ojukwu, they ran to ivory coast.

When an Afonja is asked about his elders, he calls Ojukwu.

Cleopatra4:
I sorry for you.
I don't patronize bleaching cream..
I can boldly tell you I'm black and beautiful..
U are pained bro
U mean virgin mary abi..

Bleaching cream patronizers never admit that they do.

So why would a pro*titute like you admit to using it.

Your face is like bleached map of Afghanistan.

Your pussy is wide enough that your customers put their heads into it.

No offense Nairaland is your only hope,carry on you may find cretins of your kind here.

Cleopatra4:
slowpoke go and look for your type..
Shoe get size.
I swear na all d females for your family and generation be ashawo..

U be ash*wo in real life, you be mary in Nairaland.

Or you think you will find a husband to marry you?

Your punna is too wide and smelly, and you are too ugly even bleaching creams couldn't help you.

(no offieense)

Cleopatra4:
Local champion that can't even afford those local runs gals.
Please Carry your mumu self to your miserable slum.

What is wrong in asking ash*wo for price

Abi you don upgrade to threes.omes and butt licking?

Last time, I knew you, you were a very decent ash*wo, now you are just horr*ble thing that would lick a goat's ass for money.

(no offieense)

adetayo234:
you will remain an empty social media commenter for the rest of your life.

E ma binu, take some ewedu, you go dey alright.

Cleopatra4:
Then leave us alone
Stop saying trash mbok

Ash*wo, good morning, how much do you charge?

Victornezzar:
Please who has rice he/she is not more using again

I have beans, when you get the rice, yarn me.

muffyt05:
Many of you are so uneducated. See that man up there in your pics,there's been no Igbo political gladiator or player ever in history, dead or alive that will match his political astuteness or achievements. That's a king maker. Mention 10 Igbo politicians whose achievements all together can rival that of Tinubu's. The funniest thing is,I'm pretty sure you and your fellow stupid chestbeaters make your living in a Lagos transformed by the same Tinubu you love to hate. Thank God October 1st is already loading

That is not a political gladiator, that is a crook and a drug baron.

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying that.

AshiwajuFoward:
You are a typical iPob fowl. You don change tone coz I revealed that the victim is your fellow igbo man. God will continue to shame and punish all of you miscreants.

Continue to hide your head in the sand, co*ardly Afonja.

Prepare special ewedu and amala for them when they visit the 'Omo oduduwas'