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No be only hot photo na burning photo too

No long thing. They should search Ganduje's babariga

Enforcing it is what that remains

That Kind of Fulani slap that killed a Yoruba man in Ibarapa earlier this year

Good. Enyimba might play the world club cup finals against Chelsea this Xmas

Will still not yield anything fruitful. Buhari should concentrate on wearing a better trouser than ridiculing himself with frivolities

Fine guys like Tinubu and Oshiomhole going for ugly women like Remi and Lara respectively

A Yoruba land before now

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Start putting bitter kola in both sides of your pockets when going out. It is an antidote to all this stuffs

chatinent:
I have.

Sb came to my store, discussed and bought goods that's worth ₦34k (after 20% discount since he said he wanted to celebrate his wife on their anniversary, the same day).

He sent me on an errand to get him a bigger nylon to pack sth. I did. I didn't know what was happening to me..even when I wanted to tell my boy to watch him closely, sth else like a force was just making my mind focus on going to buy the stuff.

I couldn't even remember to send my boy! At that period, what was in my head was humility and the customer-are-money dogma bla bla.

After buying it, the man asked for my account number, I spelled it out to him. I only remember him calling my name to confirm it's my account and saying he has sent it...after he made jest of my all-English name attributing it to names yahoo boys usually like to use. I was laughing sheepishly. (When I remember this, I want to hit myself so hard).

I was struggling so hard to tell him to wait so I'd confirm it. Before I could understand what was happening, he was gone. That was the exact moment my hibernated brain came back to normal.

I immediately dialed his number he gave me on TrueCaller. I saw Engr Daniel.Criminal. His number is 09073542987.



My human felt cold. Clearly, I was barking up the wrong tree.


I immediately went to see if I could see the uncle, he was gone at the drop of the hat for life. Drastic times call for drastic measures so I followed a route I felt he took swiping my big head left-to-right and right-to-left for two hours perusing the streets, junctions, and parks if my eyes would capture a manly figure holding two bags of my goods. I was really off my rocker.

I came back..it was pellucid I was hitting a dead horse. I no just know if na to cry or laugh..I come back come wear forced smile like mumu sidon. I could not blame the boy who attended to him. It was a clear case of hypnosis. The boy was more confused than I was.


A neighbor was telling me it's a new tactics that's in vogue. Another neighbor who heard about it exclaimed and said hers was bigger. She sells laptops. The person ordered her to pack four new MacBooks in his car with their sales of ₦700k that day. He didn't use a gun. He came, sat down, ordered her to go bring the ₦500k handy and also go withdraw the ₦200k they had earlier deposited to the bank via transfer. She withdrew on POS and gave the guy and he left.

My eyes sunk like TinkerBell... clearly, I was in wonderland. You needed to see the way I was seriously going to buy the nylons..and the distance my brain took me to.

I have been hearing it on a grapevine..but mine struck me recently.

Have you been hypnotized before?

Kul3ger:
I doubt they conducted any survey to get this data.

They just reason say, from the way supreme Court Governor de werey these days, ...It gats be Imo!!!

PIMPAR:
Sit at home on Monday. Sit at home on Tuesday. Are IPoB these lazy and jobless?

You are nothing but shameless entity

Sharap

sukieboy:
Most ex students if Govt technical school in Akwa Ibom can do this. This guy is surely one of them. They are also among robbery gangs helping them remove burglary proofs with ease.

Gov Emmanuel and his team are elitist who have abandoned the poor and hardworking youths. They come from outside the state fleece the state and once their tenure is over, the run away.
If 10 graduates are unemployed in Nigeria, 10,000 school sec holders are unemployed and about 100,000 primary school cert holders are unemployed.

Akwa Ibom is one of the states with the highest rate of unemployment yet it gets billions from oil export. They are just stealing everything. God will reward them soon.

You've said it all

barcaboi:
Ipob use same memo

Lies

blackpanda:
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Stop this nonsense

Sharap

Buhari has vowed to destroy Nigeria before he leaves and it is coming to reality. Before this year runs out it will be 2000 naira to one dollar

No be only to arrest him, they should ensure he is jailed for life for cutting short a life he can't create

I'm sure it was the woman that brought up the idea and passed it to her husband. same way Eve deceived Adam with the forbidden fruit

Rip man. Only male actors are dying of recent while the women are buying cars and building mansions

Too bad the guy is wasting his talent on a criminal acts. I'm sure there are many of them in the north but they are untouchable according to Buhari

zombieHUNTER:
They should kidnap all vulture grillers

Exactly

Majority of northerners are in support of terrorism

Paid groups

A man with Iron balls. Ride on

All thanks to Islam. This is exactly what northerners are wishing to happen in Nigeria

The protest has yielded results

Chocolate production is a multi billion dollars investment if well managed

All this happening under a certain lifeless general who promised to lead from the front just to win (rig) election and it looks like there's no hope in sight due to the rubber stamp national assembly that should have impeached the failure but are handicapped. Can all this insecurities happen under a president of southern extraction without him being impeached long time ago. Nigeria has gone to the dogs

Nigerian Fulani army should be abolished too