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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 1:46pm On Jul 06, 2013
Nomski0:
exactly what i was thinking. Dr luv, please how do i tell him politely?
Humm Nomski
hum Dr LUV,
option 2, accept his advances n turn him 2 ur money bag, him go advise himself run, notin fear guy pass much financial responsibilities.
hum Dr LUV
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 1:16pm On Jul 06, 2013
angel TI: Hummmmm Dr Luv,
U gat me laffing on a cold saturday mornin. My question is ow do I find love?

Hummmmm angel TI
hum Dr LUV.
Re u looking 4 a guy or luv, by wat u wrote, u seek luv.
U find luv by first luving ur self,
Hum Dr LUV
Nairaland / General / Re: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by fairari022(m): 4:30am On Jul 06, 2013
SniperInADiaper: grin grin
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Romance / Re: Write A Letter To Your Future Husband/wife. by fairari022(m): 12:43am On Jul 06, 2013
ogugua88:

No one's fighting sir. This was a lovely thread proposed by Popowaa and I didn't appreciate the member's efforts to send it off course. It's been resolved. I hope you and others will remain on topic as well. Have a goodnight as well.
NL indianmi_gadaffi@charlesTaylor.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 10:44pm On Jul 05, 2013
Nomski0: How do you tell a guy to take a hint and get lost when he's bent on dating you?
humm DR LUV,
just politely tell him dat u wud av luv 2 date him if not dat his mouth is sMelling lik mortuary . shame no go let am near ur shadow again not 2 talk of u.
humm DR LUV
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2013
Maryspeck: Hmmmmmm? Dr luv just passing by
pls greet u boyfriend 4 me wen u get there.
I no u will com back 4 my advice.
Humm Dr LUV

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2013
SLIDE waxie: Hmmmm... This one is strong!!!

This job is getting difficult...

**dials sexkillz's number**

Slidey:
dude, y u no pick up on time?

Sexkillz:
bros am sorry, i dey with ogugua

Slidey:
she wear dress?

Sexkillz:
no o

Slidey:
u wear?

Sexkillz:
no na!!! for why i go wan wear dress? undecided **that kind face**

Slidey:
hmmm...i understand...
Em..e don happen o. I don see another mad person for ur thread o.

Sexkillz:
ehn ehn? Catch am na. Shebi rope dey ur hand?

Slidey:
dude, u no go understand. This one is stroooong!!! I swear!!!

Sexkilz:
how? Which kind wahala be ds na? Them break nairaland psychiatric section?

Slidey:
i no knw o. U go like call seun later. Abeg hurry leave that thing jare

Sexkillz:
Ooooooooo-\
i dey come jur!!! **hisssssss** undecided

Slidey:
bros, abeg, rope no go do this one o.
Branch market buy barbed wire come....
.... and bring ur double barrel join just in case...

Sexkillz:
ha!!! E reach dt level?

Slidey: bros, seeing is bilivin o
amebo, Na ur mouth dem go hear say ASSU strike pass thunder
Health / Re: Benefits Of Cold Water Showers. by fairari022(m): 7:34pm On Jul 05, 2013
AG.gal:
erm..... Mr, dnt u think ur signature is way too vulgar?
If I sign dsame way wit u, then its not longer a signature.
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Financial Issues In Your Relationship? by fairari022(m): 6:37pm On Jul 05, 2013
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2013
Agybabe: How do you stop a girl from crying after a heartbreak?
hum Dr LUV,
Firstly ,take some alomo bitter 2 cool ur brain.
2ndly,so easy; just see d heart breaker as a stepping stone 2 catch a bigger FISH.
Rem if u don't leave him u can't meet me.

Humm Dr LUV
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 5:36pm On Jul 05, 2013
coal_coal:

Just double your own 50k and then double the 100k and double the 200k the next day. Before you know it, you're richer than dangote.
where is ur faith, ? Oh ye man of little faith grin
Sports / Re: Christian Obodo Found In Italy With Marijuana & Girls by fairari022(m): 5:26pm On Jul 05, 2013
@op, which of dem is a crime?
2 my knowledge having sex wit girls in d street of italy is legit n marijuana in some part , like Uruguay, Jamaica, n some state in America is also legit, @moderator wats so special abt dis on FP
Family / Re: Your Experience During Childbirth In Nigeria by fairari022(m): 5:25pm On Jul 05, 2013
Policewoman: Nigger buzz off if you have nothing to say. This is for Ladiez only. angry
see last corporal dey use N word. Oya shun 4 me hot

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Health / Re: Benefits Of Cold Water Showers. by fairari022(m): 5:11pm On Jul 05, 2013
u can get infected with fungus, because fungi inhabit in a cold water
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 4:55pm On Jul 05, 2013
don't worry I will advocate on ur behalf 4 daddy 2 buy a toy car, not until u turn 18 neva comment on thread like dis wit parental guardian tongue
adaobi123: Pointless overtaking angry
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 4:43pm On Jul 05, 2013
Fhemmmy:

Dem no fit jare . . .I reject that oh
let seek TB Joshua 4 d of future gala against garri, if its of doom then I wud b left wit no choice than 2 seek Olukuya of MFM to pray by fire n advert it
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 4:37pm On Jul 05, 2013
Fhemmmy:

My sister, maybe once i eat am again after 10 years and i dislike it, i might say like you for it to be banned, but for now, please pray make dem no ban am till i chop am oh.
u know dat gala is made frm casava , so as garri, dat means u need 2 lobby wit d garri activist here, so dat making of gala wud not affect d price if garri
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 4:27pm On Jul 05, 2013
Fhemmmy:

ha ha ha ha . . . Na Gala oh, and then followed by just seeing sane people in suit and tie rushing to get into a "Molue" via teh window tongue
I still dey miss neighbors gossiping abt someone in d hood
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 4:23pm On Jul 05, 2013
Fhemmmy:

My brother no blame me oh, na cos i never chop am in a long time, i missed it with Mirinda grin
wat i miss most abt Nija is d up NEPA shout frm neighbors
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 4:18pm On Jul 05, 2013
Fhemmmy:

I will do that one when i land Nija oh . . . But i will have a sticker on my car that reads "I stop at all gala stop to chop some"
lmao
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 3:58pm On Jul 05, 2013
sexkillz: 11. Speeding up if I try overtaking them. angry

12. Overtaking me, braking, and turning off the next street. angry angry
13. Tailgating .
14. Stopping just 2 buy gala knowing someone is driving behind.
15. Forcing themself thru a yellow light on traffic.
16. Look at n lusting after a lady thru d side window.
17. Driving a smoking car dat can't pass a smog test
18. Beating d speed limit just 2 overtake.
19.Running after an emergency vehicle
20. Honking at a traffic signal wen on red light

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Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 3:44pm On Jul 05, 2013
Fhemmmy: Driving too slow on a fast lane . . .
not 2bad, becos n body dat hit u frm behind is always wrong
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2013
citysolar: Start up a business with us with just N50000 and earn double of your N50000 daily "we are into agric produce'for more details call francis on 08060299499
wrong thread, na back off, u don help urself n family

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Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Other Drivers Do by fairari022(m): 3:39pm On Jul 05, 2013
all dis can b safe 2 sm extent, provided dey don't drink n drive
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Here With Dr Luv by fairari022(m): 2:28pm On Jul 05, 2013
jacobscros: how do u break off a relationship with a clingy girl?
humm Dr luv,
Tell her u got a secret 2 tell her, dat u av 4 male children frm 4 different women frm ur previous relationship, na she go by herself tell u its over.
Huumm Dr luv
Nairaland / General / Re: My Public Apology to Nairalands most handsome pusher of trucks.. by fairari022(m): 4:08am On Jul 05, 2013
sorry boss, I was only taking base on wat I know abt u both, hope u mk me ur best man
Truckpusher: This fagg.ot azz is still breathing? undecided
meet Dr luv
Nairaland / General / Re: My Public Apology to Nairalands most handsome pusher of trucks.. by fairari022(m): 12:30am On Jul 05, 2013
don't let truckpusher push u away to ur early gra.....ve, pls stay clear 4 ur own safety
sanniemoe: U are more Nigerian than some Nigerians. I think I like U. Once had an encounter with U & I love d way U stood for yourself.. U black in a white skin... Apology not accepted till I be your friend
Nairaland / General / Re: My Public Apology to Nairalands most handsome pusher of trucks.. by fairari022(m): 12:05am On Jul 05, 2013
noted

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