₦airaland Forum

ditrix: first it was karen nw u abi,no mk me vex o

na tday we dey see vexation.abi,ur vexation fit fall iroko tree.weda u lik it or nt,my mission is to trouble u tnite. *thinking aloud* wher do i start frm?

Ditrixxxxxxxxxx!!! I feel lik troubling u tnite

Metaphycist: Well...dat's bcuz he asked....tho I'm nt a real fan of BB...pls bring us d latest....I knw nw dat it'l be in ur control u cn help us event d type dat wil help us read n transfer d knwledge 2 our brains.
We wait patiently.....!

<lol>dis new bb i invented will be able to tak u to pluto -trust me-

Affrey: Goin to bed now good night fairfax,jellyd,dj tsealy,asakel,everybody.deuces

gudnyt dear,dream of me

Affrey: Asakel u must be hungry come let me give u akamu.

*looks at her suspiciously wit sledgy*babe,wat r u upto?<lol>@Asakel,permission nt granted<lol>u can drink o

Asakel: Didn't u see ma post up.
Tis a shout-out to u o.
Dnt mind dat DJ
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yeah,i saw it nd i ws blushing bt..............i guess he misunderstood u

tsleazy: ¤¤Ðj T$l£@z¥¤¤
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Wow we got a request from ASAKEL
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Now playing...>>started from the bottom...drake<<
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1 more song request to be played...
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Shoutout to asakels babe
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i didnt see dat

Asakel: Ooh! Y did u even pardon him sef. I wld hv given u my hammer and u crack wan ov his eggs.
Anyhow sha.
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M'Lady
*smiles*

<lol>u wud giv d sledgy to me, tot u wud hv helped me do it

exPLIcit7: My Lady...name y0ur price...I'l pay any Am0unt...k...anyway... w0nderful sunday t0 y0u my lady...d0n't feel reluctant...name y0ur price...the ball is in y0ur c0urt...
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MY LADY...

@Asakel,where's ur sledge hammer?sumone nids to go down.@explicit,"u no fear to use dat name?"k,i'll pardon u cos u used it for my nl sister<lol>

Metaphycist: @DETIVO,here it is
Wat u need b4 clearance r as follows
Affidavits of non membership of secret cult
Affidavits of local gvt of origin
Affidavits of age declaratn
Affidavits of good conduct
Also needed are
Acceptance letter
Guarantor's letter
Jamb provisional admission letter
Waec/Neco result print out
Original Jamb result
Post ume result print out.
3 dozens of passport.
U cn start doing these ones ASAP.Affidavits r nt as dificult as they may seem,jst go 2 d nearest High court. It costs abt 200-400 4 one depending on ur locatn.
All papers together wit ur....
Clearance slip
Online payment slip
Uniben admission letter
and Owo in pocket wil mak u set 4 d physical clearance.(note dat u'l only get these wen u pay acceptance fee)
It looks confusing becuz it is.Jst focus n ask questns.

hmm.....ws it only Detivo dat ws newly admitted,y is Fairfax nt dere.it seems u dnt want d latest blackbery in town

Doc_Miss: Thanks.

But what if i'm not interested .

I have this phobia for social gatherings

u better start finding a cure cos i must tak a pic wit u nd drink ur matric champaign

Asakel: Prof'emmy hasn't cm online on 2go 4 some wks now.
Dnt knw y....he hardly stay dat long.

okay,Profemmy!whereeva u r,pls we all want to hear frm u

karenkinky: If a person is dumb,what language doz he think in?

its sign language.btw,has any one heard frm Profemmy,plssssssssssssss,lets nt fget he's one of us.am nt at ease oooooooo

Faith93: fairfax dear...eng lit nd eng nd lit are thesame o..I tink d onli difference in the latter is the "and" between the eng/lit...well for dis adult edu...it all ends In the institutn, nd a specified one meant for adult..sum ppeeps go sey u can wrk in govt house nd bank too..bt I knw believe oo..except if u gt long leg.u knw dey gave me dat course,I mean adult edu last 2yrs for Benin o..bt I vex forfeit am .cos na my first tym...anyway I hope I made a point here.

oh yes u did.wat rilli matters to me nw is dat av been given admission.Jah who made me gain admission will also help me mak gud use of d certificate.tanx.so its eng nd englit it is

What is adult education?and is English lit dsame as englsh nd lit?pls,i nid an ans

Metaphycist: Lol....Well...u'r his e-target (or so I tut)
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Blackberry is plannd 2 be sold 2 a Company in Canada known as "FAIRFAX"
Dat's y wen dey sed smtin abt BB earlier on dis thread,I replied "tanx to Fairfax"
So I guess ur name ws Inspired by dat company or it's sheer coincidence.
Dat's it.

well,u'r right.its me,got sum extra money nd so decided to buy d bb company even thou i dnt use one <lol>@ken excel-who says u r one of dem.they knw demselves

Adex097: Somtin must hav gone wrong with profemmy's admission o.... I checked his admission status dis evening buh its still writing that s**t....
Wat could be the cause of the delay?
With an aggr8 or 68% or so ?
.....Hmmm.....
Well, I know my God will do it for him too IJN.

amen to dat.he surely will,Jah's willing

Kiluto: hu nd hu i hope u dont mind

its a secret

Gotta sleep,dnt wanna be late for work tomorrow-gdnite ya'll.guess am gonna hv a nice dream tnite.sorry-gud morning

Riley_Freeman: lol...and the motivated has now become the motivator..

God is great

yea yea.one way of showing appreciation to my motivators.

@Kiluto,congratulations.tnx to evryone here for ur encouragement esp two persons

Donvitalis: I beg to differ. My sister scored an aggregate of 62 and is yet to be admitted though am hopeful she'll be soonest.

fear nt.wit an agg of 62,she's already in.congrats to her in advance

Profemmy.........i wont be settled until i hear frm u.i knw u r already admitted bt jst want to hear frm u directly.apart frm profemmy,i hop evryone here is in already o.Trafford!tanx

phabulousannie: lol....whoa!!u xo obsessed bout damon....wat bout stefan nw?

he's all urs.u nd Jellyd can hv him

Metaphycist: It's so painful dat I missed d initial action....bt I hope It's nt too late to say CONGRATS to u guys who wer jst admitted.
Kiluto (Editor of Amazing Experience)
Karen(Plankton's wife)
Devito(Mr Personali)
Fairfax (Asakel's target n d future buyer of Blackberry Company)
Affrey(d gurl dat follows almost evrybody)
and all odas........
Perhaps in d pitiable condition of our country,we now hav a reason 2 celebrate.
N 4 d 1st time on dis thread...I say....HAPPY INDEPENDENCE(yeah....ur admission made it 2day 4 me)......dis thread dint hv it all witout u guys kippin a smiling face....
I share in ur joy....I love u all.
N I'm damn serious abt dat....

tnx a bunch bt ehm......"Asakel's target"?"future buyer of bb company"?hw cum na?-enlighten me

Congrats Karen.am happy for u.wher's Profemmy?wanna here frm her so my mind wud be at rest

Jellyd: nah....i saw him first....he loves me alredy:p

u gals r too late.Damon is mine already

Didi 5: Its been a long time i held a pen to write poems and fiction.You might be that refined literary tool i need to look up to get serious with writing

am nt dat gud.guess i'll luk up to u.intend to be a great poetess

Detivo: jeeeesuuuu. Emmanuel aka mrpersonali aka depodelima aka depomoni aka depocracy aka detivo. Has been offered admisn into d gr8 uniben 2 studi filosofi. I cant shout. Make una help me tank baba God. Al ma guy help m pray him. Baba tanks 4 sustain m during ma period of short fasting

its nw tym to scream for Detivo aka..........*screams nd faints*

Didi 5: Do you have any published work yet?

y do u ask?did u see any?lol bt criously,dad always procrastinate wen it cums to publishing my work.i got angry nd gav most of dem out.dat ws a long tym ago cha.btw Detivo,i called u on fone jst nw

Didi 5: Do you write poems and fiction?

yea bt its been a while i wrote one.been busy wit work

phabulousannie: choi!!!!!!!!since shaa....network doesnt wantu let me celebrate wiv 'em newly admittd peepz!!! A Big congrats to yhu all oooh esp mah new coursemate@Fairfax!!....xo happy 4 all ov ya...all fenks to our Oga@dTop choi!!!!!!!!since shaa....network doesnt wantu let me celebrate wiv 'em newly admittd peepz!!! A Big congrats to yhu all oooh esp mah new coursemate@Fairfax!!....xo happy 4 all ov ya...all fenks to our Oga@dTop

u my coursemate....wow....nice nice