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FamilyRe: I Confronted My Dad For Slapping My Mum, And Got Slapped In Return by faithfuldon7(m): 8:59am On Mar 20, 2015
I don't know ur financial power. I bought a big gift for my mum the last time my dad tried that nonsense. I bought a car 4 her and my dad was like she is my wife and d car is also mine. guess wat !!my dad is riding that car now til today.

Moral of my story

Don't come BTW them. they know how to settle themselves
PoliticsRe: 2015 Election: Buhari Leads Jonathan In Poll Organized By Presidential Aide by faithfuldon7(m): 7:22pm On Jan 07, 2015
We in security force know that buhari will win 2015

But d power that be will not allow him lead. If GeJ handover then he want to punish those that betrayed him.
PoliticsRe: Situation In Nigerian Prison-you Don't Want To See This Pix by faithfuldon7(m): 2:43pm On Nov 25, 2014
rafhell:
na uniilorin be this
what as unilorin got to do with this?
LiteratureRe: People Like Myself "By Faithful Don" by faithfuldon7(op): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2014
[center]Chapter One:[/center]
I tried to run back but I was stunted; deceptively my legs were cemented to the floor. My worst fear has been confirmed that I won’t go for service this year and am on the run from both the police and the other cult boys on campus.
“why on earth am I here today when I know that I’m on the watch list of all the security agencies in the state and all my boys have gone into hiding for fear of been caught or worst killed” I said to myself as I tried to run from the student affair division and the two men in suit were still following me. Before I knew I was wrestled to the ground by two guys I thought were students. I tried to reach for my gun but they were too strong for me. I managed to head butt one of them while I tried to pull my gun out quickly then I felt a sharp pain on my arm and another followed immediately on my left leg then I saw blood gushing out which made me wondered what kind of weapon was used. All the staff and students within that vicinity started running away and then I realised that the end was near for me. I managed to crawl to the students’ garden and sat on the metallic constructed chair which coincidentally was the chair I was sitting on when I was invited to join the brotherhood. I sat comfortably with no fear but doubt whether there is heaven or hell. I was proud that I didn’t die with my back on the ground like my other fallen heroes. Still sitting in the pool of my own blood, I managed to bring out my most valued possession “my tennis ball” signed by my mum. I always wanted to be a tennis player with great potential of turning pro someday but now I am a cultist wanted by all agencies for offences ranging from cultism, attempted murder, rape, extortion and other offences that I believed the law doesn’t have names for yet. The truth be told, I didn’t commit any of the crimes level against me but am always aware of what is happening before or after it happens at least.
I have been shot and the bullet penetrating me makes me wonder who betrayed me. I was not scared of death at that point but wonder how my mother will feel after hearing that am dead.
My vision was getting blurry and people were beginning to gather to know why I was shot but others that knew what was happening were saying things that I could hardly comprehend. Three Hilux cars on full speed halted at the scene with many mobile policemen jumping out in quick succession. They were all pointing their guns at me and shouting that if I moved then my body will be raided with bullets. As a frigate captain, let the devil that lead you guide you. I have been betrayed by my own brothers but no qualms as the first law said “No Buras in the woods” and I was ready to carry my cross.
Taye My ADC betrayed me his MMP and I began to wonder for what gain. I arrived Ida when I was told the coast was clear that I can meet the dean of students affair for my call up letter and I will safely go back. The night of my return was fun as all newbie and buras were there to celebrate the return of a living legend. Federal Polytechnic Ida cannot forget in a hurry what the call of my name can send waves in their spine.
My name is Timothy Gbenga A.K.A “Pounds”, I came to school with great hope of becoming an Architect and a good one at that. I was once a celebrated hero but everybody now see me as a villain. I love my life but the way it affect you depends on you. I was a church going person that worship God at his own space despite been raised in a Christian home with the Bible as your companion. I only quote or memorised the Bible to get money from my mum. She loves hearing me quoting the Bible in all my conversation to prove that I’m grounded in the word of the lord. I go to church for two reasons, to please my prayer warrior mum and if I see any fine babe that can keep me busy for a week or two. All I care about is my looks because I believe this life is a market place and the way you present yourself determine the way you are treated.
I managed to stand up with the gun on my left hand and my tennis ball on the other. I was squeezing the tennis ball to help me control my heartbeat and I do that a lot to help me control myself when I’m angry or in a difficult situation. I was losing a lot of blood but managed to hold a strong face. Two of the policemen went back into the car and pulled out a dead body and I realised it was Taye. “So Taye is dead ,then who betrayed us” I murmured to myself. Seeing Taye’s body weaken me and I fell to the ground. “Jesus why have thou forsaken me” I shouted. Later I felt the tip of a gun on my fore head and i raised up my head to see that it was Rita my girlfriend. “Pounds, you are under arrest for many offences that i can’t mention now, you the right to a lawyer. If you can’t afford one then one will be provided you” She shouted. It was like a dream that I wanted to wake up from. How can Rita be SSS when she is student that I helped to pass her courses and she even lost her virginity to me. Hope possible is this, she is the only person i trusted in this world and i believed her. The only girl i fell in love with is pointing a gun to my head and when i looked straight into her eyes i could see a different person who was willing to shoot if i messed up.
All great men have fall when their love for women supersede their priority. Nelson Mandela(Madiba) spent 27 years in Jail but when he returned he couldn’t spend 14 days with his wife and now my love is pointing a gun at me.
LiteraturePeople Like Myself "By Faithful Don" by faithfuldon7(op): 3:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
People Like Myself
No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the copyright writer.
All events, places and names mentioned are not real. None of the names of people I have written actually exists. It is my invention; a complete fiction.
It is intended to entertain as well as educate our today Nigerian youths to know how the people that are suppose to lead us to the promise land are using us as tools to destroy our future for their own gain.
If by chance, or by any means, this story depicts any actual person(s) or situation, either in the past or now, dead or alive, I would like to state that it is a total twist of fate.
I sincerely hope that this story will create the desired intentions.
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock Presidential Villa (pictures) by faithfuldon7(m): 12:28pm On Nov 07, 2014
I GUESS THAT CATERPILLAR IS MEANT TO DIG A WAY UNDERGROUND FOR GEJ/PEJ TO RUN 2015 AFTER THE ELECTION
PoliticsRe: Patience & Goodluck Jonathan On Her Graduation Day (Picture) by faithfuldon7(m): 11:15am On Oct 24, 2014
I have a dream that one day people will be searching for my old pix too

@Seun take note; one day you will show this comment that A nairalander is the President of the Federal Republic.

I Have A Dream!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Believe More In Buhari Than Jonathan As President by faithfuldon7(m): 2:13pm On Oct 20, 2014
***Avast Voice*** An Idiott has been Detected...
PoliticsKSU Protect Staff Against Ebola During Post-utme by faithfuldon7(op): 3:59pm On Sep 16, 2014
It seems Ebola has humbled nigerians as everybody is becoming aware of the Ebola Virus. I was on routine check yesterday on security issues when the Vice Chancellor Prof Hassan Isah took me to the Post-UTME Exam centre were i saw all staff fully protected and the even refuse to shake or touch anybody unnecessary

SportsRe: NFF Sacks Aminu Maigari (As President) by faithfuldon7(m): 2:19pm On Jul 24, 2014
WILL THIS IMPEACHMENT MAKE MIKEL PERFORM WELL. PLEASE IMPEACH MIKEL JOR
CelebritiesRe: Fashola's Associate Marries Two Beautiful Friends In Lagos by faithfuldon7(m): 12:44pm On Jul 24, 2014
CONGRAT TO THE MAN, HE SUCCEEDED IN MARRYING TWO LESBIANS INTO HIS HOME. WHY WILL MY WIFE BEG ME TO MARRY HER FRIEND WHEN SHE IS NOT CRIPPLE OR BLIND
PoliticsRe: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by faithfuldon7(m): 9:59pm On Jul 23, 2014
See primary suspect the form defence.

This is d hand work of ur ex-militants trained in isreal. This is ur own amensty post event
AutosRe: FRSC To Impound Vehicles Without Genuine Customs Papers by faithfuldon7(m): 5:56am On Jul 11, 2014
eherbal: Muumuu. Clap for yaself. Firstly you have given yourself away as a criminal and secondly as a boastful lowlife. I wager my left testicle, that you're a driver,as was your diddy before you. Rubbish show off angry angry angry
Empty barrel undecided
When u grow up seeing ur parents insult each other then u take after them without regards for others. I rest my case
AutosRe: FRSC To Impound Vehicles Without Genuine Customs Papers by faithfuldon7(m): 1:02pm On Jul 10, 2014
I went 2 Aba in january and I saw a guy that gave me the new plate number customised with my name on it for 20k with no genuine papers 4 it and I ve been using it since. I have visited d state house wit it several time and even when d FRSC sees it they alway throw salute 4 me & let me pass.


What am saying in nutshell is that if u use a very big & expensive car nobody will ask u 4 papers but if u use anyhow car then they can ask 2 even do frog jump
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Meet Top Nigerian Celebrities Whose Wives Are Older Than Them by faithfuldon7(m): 10:44pm On Jul 07, 2014
If GEJ & Mama Peace is not here then d list is incomplete. Patience senior GEj with 8 years
Christianity EtcRe: Miraculous Protection From HIV by faithfuldon7(m): 1:10pm On Jul 05, 2014
Guy, u can lie!! Eeeh eeeh . U be big liar oooh.

If trully u ve sex with an Hiv infected person then u get.if not then d girl is not positive wen u did it. Even if na chuck and remove, if d girl is wet and u insert unprotected then u don catch am
RomanceRe: Lady That Wants To Marry Rich Man Got Priceless Reply. (pic) by faithfuldon7(m): 12:43pm On Jul 05, 2014
This reply is d difference btw Africans especially Nigeria & white. I got d following frm d reply
1. Respect: d man did not insult d girl because she is entitle to her freedom of expression. If na nairaland they for insult d girl father die.

2. Knowledge: D man truly knows his business and he uses it to destabilise d girl idealogy

3. Advice: D man is not greedy with his advice. If na nigeria man eeh, he for f**k d girl like 500times b4 he give her dis type of advice & dump her.

4. Value: they value people and accept them no matter wat u think of them
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Titanic II, Scheduled To Sail In 2016 by faithfuldon7(m):
Pls mr. Clive borrow me the money make I use build my house finish abeg b4 u build boat
SportsDEFINITION Of Mikel By A Nairalander In Queens English by faithfuldon7(op): 8:13pm On Jun 30, 2014
I was force to watch france vs Naija match at airforce base hospiTal due 2 my dad's illness.I read this comment below in d france vs naija match trend then my dad that has been hospitalised 4 d past 2 weeks collected my ipad and read d same comment & bust into laughter and for d first time my dad could speak clearly 4 everyone 2 hear. We only can communicate through d ipad b4 now. Thanks 2 whoever post this, know that u just perform a miracle in my house today.thanks


What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has
no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot,
cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a
Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that
runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one
side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just
being lazy with a friend or lover etc.

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