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milliman:
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Na so

I never liked this guy but he is saying the truth.
Let me tell you a true life story...

I was in bauchi in 2012 then as a final year student of ATBU and a friend of mine as an architectural student won a contract to draw and model a complex to the tune of 900K. He got a cheque for the job. After all my pleading, my guy Deposited the cheque into his account and withdrew 90k as titte to the living faith church in Yelwa tudu.

Four days later, my guy was admitted in REMMEE HOSPITAL for appendix and I was running up and down to get an innitial deposit of 43k for his operation as we can't have access to his account and no ATM. I call his parents but no one could be reached for the cash. I rushed to his pastor with all hopes that he would give me the money or any alternative to solve the issue BUT WHAT I met shock me.

The pastor said he don't have any money to give me but he can buy my GUY'S new ACER laptop for his daughter if I can get the receipt for him. I was speechless.

We got the money from drunkard that we never had regards for.

My guy never believed me about his pastor until his girlfriend came with the recording of the pastor which I never believed she recording while we were begging.

faithfuldon7:
Pls guys help me solve this Maths.
Q1: A person sells a TV at 10% below the cost price. Had he received N1, 494 more, he would have made a profit of 12.5%.what was the cost price of the TV?

Q2: Mark sold a table at a gain of 5%.Had he sold it for N75 more, he would have gained 13%.find the cost price of the Table.


Please kindly help me out.

Someone should please help out

Pls guys help me solve this Maths.
Q1: A person sells a TV at 10% below the cost price. Had he received N1, 494 more, he would have made a profit of 12.5%.what was the cost price of the TV?

Q2: Mark sold a table at a gain of 5%.Had he sold it for N75 more, he would have gained 13%.find the cost price of the Table.


Please kindly help me out.

Is that small stout am seeing on the table before teenagers... I finally declare that there is no credible leader in Nigeria..

My younger brother just asked for an outrageous sum of money from me since I promised to give him money if he graduates with a first class which he suprisely did. When I asked if he want to go for masters and he said he want to buy TBC.... Please kindly educate me on this as I don't want to waste my money on fruitless ventures. I can't find anything meaningful on the net. Great investors here should help out.

Bros, what is happening to ur trouser in the last pix... The front shape is changing.. Guy u are in church. Conduct ur self...
Congrats

heryurh:
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What colors do you want ?

Sky Blue is OK... It is a financial advisory company

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pijay:
All man for himself. Come back home.. The military is not sometin any1 can sign for u. They need to see ya face and sign except u hv brothers or cousin that can help u out. I eint advice anybody to help u. Let me use myself as example.
Wat if im a militant or boko haram and im look for some1 to help me take my form out dere fir signing cos im far away from home.
No disrespect bro but let ya family help u.

Hw far eleojo.. Hw mumcy.. Just need to talk to you call or text me 080eta77726eji8... Hope you were able to jump that pit I took you to... Did that lady sitting with us make it

Here is it

This Kogi ppl especially Igalas eeh... Make una help us kill some of our corrupt leaders and not ur governors alone...

There is news over the state that the Governor is dead? Can someone kindly confirm please.... People has been calling me and I need feedback.. Kogitte pls, must all ur governor die...

EngrBaba:
Both successful and unsuccessful mail has been sent to Abuja applicants long ago but they have not invite anybody for second round of the interview.... Though I was among those that received successful mail.... fingers across waiting for them. Thanks!

I ve sent you a PM, Kindly response as I need to ask you some private questions. Thanks

Please can someone help me with a straight answer of YES OR NO OR ANY USEFUL information if anybody has been called after the Abuja career fair because my younger brother is always asking me. He came for the career fair in Abuja like 3 months ago and he has neither received a success mail nor regret mail. He is highly hopefully... Anyone from the Abuja career fair should pls answer especially I.T THANK YOU

Since I saw Kenya there.... I won't take it serious, maybe she is in the other room

Cixero:
Hi everybody, any news about the postponed interview in Abuja?

Was there any invite for Abuja batch for interview? If there is... Which department please.. My brother was at the IT DEPARTMENT for Abuja career fair but no mail for either unsuccessful or successful.. Please I need your response for him to move on.

Pls my brother attended the Abuja career fair for IT and he has not received any mail. Can any body from the Abuja IT confirm if there is any successful mail received.. So that he can move on. Please. Thank you as I await your response.

Baroba:
This is what a tortoise looks like, 2.7 million??... That's expensive isn't it...

Please if you see a bigger one that is above 300 yrs. I'm willing to pay higher

Here is my son with his pet tortoise.. I got for 2.7 million. The tortoise is 158yrs old according to a carbon dating doctor

Nova15:
Maybe he should take up a career acting porn then

Seun, pls we need psychometric test before anybody register on this forum.

FlawlesRebirth02:

What's funny dear

Please I have the authority of good friend to share this here, so that the good Doctors in the house can help...

A friend of mine just got married and he called this morning that he finds it hard to ejaculate on time with his new wife.. I know he is a three minutes guy because we go way back. He said he will now spend more than 45 minutes now before he come and the wife is really complaining...

Pls any body with a solution in anyway will highly be appreciated.. He just wants to come early plss help

Please I have the authority of good friend to share this here, so that the good Doctors in the house can help...

A friend of mine just got married and he called this morning that he finds it hard to ejaculate on time with his new wife.. I know he is a three minutes guy because we go way back. He said he will now spend more than 45 minutes now before he come and the wife is really complaining...

Pls any body with a solution in anyway will highly be appreciated.. He just wants to come early plss help

I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now and everything is going fine. So last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she came. When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing, and for me to check who had called her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick, may be the Bank wants to give US money. After that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the
call. A minute later, FirstBank calling, she put it on hold; when ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank. When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the call. Later after an hour, one call entered her phone singing John Legend's song; just to check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and answered the call well. Later when I asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working there used the office landline to call her. I said Ok. Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she was so Happy to pick the call. After she had finished receiving the call, I picked up my phone to flash her
number...
Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance bank. Really painful......

What should I do?

Credit:Ndukwe Abel Anyaso

SOME FUNNY NIGERIAN
ABBREVIATIONS
.
NAIRA -Never Allow Idiots Rule
Again.
PHCN -Problem Has Changed Name.
HAUSA -House Animals Using
Seat of Authority.
IMO -Igbos Must Overcome.
BAT -Bolaji Ahmed Tunubu.
APC -Association of Past Criminals.
NYSC -Now Your Struggles
Continue.
GLO -Get Lovers Online.
PDP -People Deceiving People.
PHD -Pull Him Down. MTN -Maintain Total Nonsense.
WEEK -Women's Education Ends
in Kitchen.
ABACHA -After Babangida
Another Criminal Has Arrived.
GSM -General Street Madness.
NEPA-Never Expect Power
Always.
PHCN -Please Hold Candle in
Nigeria.
KOBO -Kill Obasanjo Before
Others.
FANTA -Foolish Ashawo Never
Takes Advice.
RICE -Rangers International Club
of Enugu.
BUHARI -Bring Unnecessary
Hardship Among Reasonable Igbos.
LONDON -Ladies of Nowadays
Depend On Naria.
ADD YOURS

SamMilla1:
Isn't OND a few years ahead of WAEC that your Commander-in-Chief refused to produce the certificate?

If the President cannot show a mere WAEC certificate, any political office holder in Nigeria that brings out anything higher than Primary School Leaving Certificate is being generous.

Please provide what is legit and what you have