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my football age is 23 so i'd have years to flex.



In a country like Nigeria, once you clock 30 as an unmarried lady, you are branded ‘old cargo’. “Go an’ marry” becomes the mantra.

how would people know you've clock 30? #sigh# like people walk with their birth certificate or has a tag of age.

the "BUTT" on the topic brought me here, why am i not seeing any butt on display but a nigga ?

op explain the pic please.
Are you running two monikers simultaneously? because thats not a coincidence.

yes

hmmm i will use 50-50

he is insane dump the slowpoke

ask the HOES

good

i never thought that could be a problem

I'm a chronic supporter of mimzy , smellymouth is my witness but this chubbyt girl garrit. Damn!!!!

Forgive me smellymouth i think i'm gonna switch side i'm a lover of big ass and i call kill for it!!!!!

i'M STARTING TO LIKE THE OP.

pretydiva:
i disagree with ur last sentence. It doesn't imply 2 all gals within dat age

yeah typically

PussieSandie:
You follow shell am?

naah just an observer ni

PussieSandie:
We need more cute guys please, the few ones we have laveda don fvck dem finish. Wat tha fuvk


Smh for that bae

lwkm please we know

Kondomatic:
An arab in a job interview.

Man: What's your name? Arab: Saq Madik
Man: Suck what??!
Arab: Madik.
Man: Are you mad? Gerrrah here!

lwkm very punny

ok

2. Spending lavishly

VS

6. Very stingy

IT WILL BE QUITE DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO MAINTAIN A BALANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO.






4. Sleeping around with different men
Any lady that sleeps around can never make a good wife and should forget about marriage. Sleeping with different men all in the name of getting financial reward will only make such lady a slut and it's better she ventures into prostitution business. How can you cheat on your guy yet you expect him to embrace you with open arms?

THIS NUMBER 4 IS VERY FUNNY MOST IF NOT ALL LADIES SLEEP AROUND WITH DIFFERENT MEN WHETHER AT A TIME OR DUMPING ONE FOR ANOTHER ,IF LADIES ARE JUDGE BY THIS NO MAN WILL WANT TO MARRY.


an average Nigerian girl between 23-30years MUST HAVE HAD 5-10 BOYFRIENDS, AND MUST HAD PROBABLY SLEEP WITH 3-4 OF THEM.

crap!!!

No man is born a sex machine we evolve as time goes. Listen op him not satisfying her is her fault i repeat it is her FAULT.

Most men power lies in the first round which most of us last 2-5 minutes without using any sexual stimulation substances . After the first round he will become weak and tired to go on to the next (where it will take time for him for CUM).


You will need to wake johnny bravo and make it hard again by romancing, sucking his nipples ( sucking the nipples not only arouse women but men too) and any sort of things to make him hard again. when he is hard that's when the show begins.

I know some ladies will antagonise my perception on this because they believe he should be a macho man and go 3-6rounds . The truth is he can but with the help of drugs which has side effect.


Good luck and happy premarital sex life.

yes supporting her financially

with the limited time you had you should have fvck her, she was yours when she was with you , now she belongs to someone else.

we know this ,they know this, why are we here?

yeah "silly mistake' as usual........ Tell your parent that's the only advise.


Wait a minute expecting a baby in two weeks? do you know what that means?

end time wife

here he is the minister of women affair

Twill92:
Return the kidney bro

Good

Whizzcute:
how will i see the pimples when there is a 3D make up?

Lwkm

outstanding........

esejessy:
lol not all.

This statement is what most nigerian girls use to defend and justify themselves when a topic like this emerges. "not all girls".

Of course all can not be like that but majority are am i right? in this case people generalise.

Let me give an example, professional analyst around the world do say nigeria is poor, of course not everyone is poor , i guess they meant most are poor. So many example like that.

Everyone can not be bad in a nation of bad people and vice versa.

ernesty20:
but love is meant to be free. Atleast it used to be free when i was in london

Where is it written, in the Bible or constitution?