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henribj:
why do women always feel that what a man does, a woman should also do it?
have you never heard?
a woman is meant to be seen, not heard
the way a woman carries and portrays herself is what attracts the goodwill of men towards her, but when she is constantly being heard; well she attracts the bad will of men which comprises of taking advantage of her any which way possible

gbagaunfreak:
This days ladies roll blunt like their fathers. Smh

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Hahahahah..... [/color]

Darkrebel666:
haha Church girl? and you are still a .... ?
That look you had on your D.P looks like that which Pamela Anderson would give when she's about to.... :- .so I don't believe you.. I would like to confirm myself.

and even if you eventually are, I'm not that Macho..I promise I would go very slowly and gently

Darkrebel666:
We would get married on the 25th hour of the 29th February 2016...











- Sike !! ..that's a leap year and that day doesn't exist..


let's just have a pre-marital honey moon first

Darkrebel666:
@ Farano

so when are we going for our honey moon?

You get to choose wherever you want.. ...

last time I went to Dubai, I stayed in the Kempinski Hotel Mall of the Emirates... its very classy and its got unsurpassed luxury ...
I suggest we spend a weekend in it
..I got so many questions to ask..and what better place to do that than on Arabian shores ?

ChynoBEATS:
Hello boo , uhm can you borrow me your gold chain please

















Abeg no fall my hand o, I need am sharply

Darkrebel666:
lol..hell no...

16th letter is -- P
and 13th letter is -- M

Put them together baby and its a P.M

Darkrebel666:
heyyyyy ! .. hurray !!! ..lol ..


I hope you read the P.S(post script)

have you put the alphabets together ?

Jennimma:
Farano, do make your choice, girl

Three guys asking your hand? Damn! You lucky

mrpackager:
@*farano*.....
i wana be ur love....i wana be d one who knws evry curves,evry freckle of yhu....
i wana knw how to touch you,where to touch you
i wana knw how to alwaya convince yhu just to put a loving smile on your face..............FARANO I LOVE YHU, I NEED YHU, I WANT YHU.......I promise to be around yhu always available to show u love nd care......

THE BEST MEDCINCE FOR HUMAN IS LOVE&CARE......

sm1 ....ask wot if i dosent work.......
TAKE OVERDOSE.......

FARANO...pls be my love......i promise to always treat u right nd nt to eva du yhu wrong........


FARano..... m gona take u go see my mama

*ILOVEYHUFARANO*


pls reply

Darkrebel666:
To my dear Farano

Allow me worship you for a minute or two............


* Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online..
I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO...

This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul..... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick.
I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice...
I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give.
And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers.
Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an OOrgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel
This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye.
And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being..
Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix.
And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nippple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library orf Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship
Plus you got the flames...
And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ...


So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ...


P.S --
*Just Put the 16th and 15th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]
Farano...

When I first saw your photograph, girl I got so nervous, I couldn't breath. In that very moment, my heart started beating, no kidding, I just couldn't get you off my mind. So I wrapped myself in my blanket, and pretended it was your arms, and quickly with my everything, I rushed through your post.

A move that changes everything for me.

In your posts my love, I saw a woman with humour. A humble being who's not perfect, but capable of loving. A woman I will want to mother my children.

Girl your sparingly intelligence gripped my heart. And now I know what I want — I want you.

I want to be that single guy that will love you like you deserve.

I want to be your morning sun, the only guy to see you first when you wake up without make up.

I want to be your coffee cup, the only one to kiss your sleepy lips.

I want to be the one to embrace you. The one to heard the sound of our heart and body, beating as one as it resonates against our breath.

They say love comes in different ways my dear, but your beauty my love pierced me in different ways.

Maybe you'd be the girl I will never met. But I don't care for in you I've found love. I don't need to see you to love you, I just need to know you are there behind that keyboard.

So even though I wouldn't ever get to hold you, but for long that I live I'll love you. And no matter what happens today, I'll cherish this day forever.

Love I'm an open book. And only you can define me. My heart is in your arms. Please don't make me bleed.

Let my heart ache less.

Farano, Love Me.

Give me a chance to love you.

Say Yes.[/color]

Cutehector:
lol I knw say u go do shakara. No be una again? Na so

rubey:
You are a lady aren't you
You should know most ladies shave their eyebrows (not entirely though) they now use make-ups to cover it up

Acekidc4:
Hey Farano I ve sinned against U, 4give me. Now dat's wat I call a good Advice!!