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Romance › Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by FaroukM(m): 9:28am On Mar 05, 2017

Cutehector:
Angie haba.. I cant believ this is comin from you.. Whats thr in pooing in a friend's house... Jeeex! Is it not girls who get pressed on the highway dat go into the bush to go and shiiitttt... Shoutin to the driver to stop the car dah shittt is catching dem.... Den na d same babe go come form for insyd her boyfrnd house? Really?

Pally why na...dis one wey u talk strong oo...lwkmd...wehn done sir grin

Romance › Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by FaroukM(m): 6:53am On Mar 05, 2017

Reading this thread...it clearly shows that ladies are the one breaking up with faithful good guys...for no good reason...make I hear any lady cry say Men are devils...again...my ex told me she want to enjoy life..if she is through, she might come back...I cried gan..my friend and some akon's track helped me to move on...after some years she had issues with her boyfriend and was telling she was just joking back then I should have fight for her love...we arranged to me, I bleeped her den moved on...she is married now with a child...stil wanting my pink head...I don gba igi relay...

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Introduces Monthly Biometric Clearance To Check Ghost Members by FaroukM(m): 3:03pm On Mar 03, 2017

I was a BATCH A 2015 corp member and we did biometric then....not a new thing abeg

Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants To Break Up With Me Because She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by FaroukM(m): 5:07pm On Feb 27, 2017

Pally...the bottom line is...if she is your missing rib..she won't go and if she does...she will come back..but if she is not...let her go...ur missing rib will come ur way with easy...and u will appreciate it...women are VERY complicated..they will give u one mumu reason whenever they wanna breakup..why didn't she inform you about the breakup before she got the alert...

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Romance › Re: 7 Weird Things Men Find Attractive In Women by FaroukM(m): 8:14am On Feb 27, 2017

Stretch Marks...scam..!!!...Even women no like am for their body,u expect men to like it...odea lo like

Crime › Re: 11-Month-Old Baby Raped By Her Uncle Ogun Bleeds Endlessly (Graphic Photo) by FaroukM(m): 8:01am On Feb 27, 2017

The uncle has been cursed..even with 500naira he go see olosho Bleep...

Car Talk › Re: Driving Tips For First Time Drivers In Lagos by FaroukM(m): 7:56am On Feb 27, 2017

No matter how righteous u claim to be...you will surely curse or abuse someone when driving on Lagos road..iLove Lagos fah!

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Family › Re: Wife Of Zambia Man Who Is A Maid To Chinese Man Delivers Asian-looking Baby (pic by FaroukM(m): 6:30am On Feb 27, 2017

Mr Fabio..e wo dudu omo pupa bawo lo shey ri... grin

Islam › Re: Muslim Singles: Why Are You Not Married? by FaroukM(m): 10:27pm On Feb 24, 2017

There are few ladies out there ready to marry a guy with no job..Life has change compare to during the holy Prophet (pbuh).if u don't av a steady job...now lady will look ur way..an old man once told me nowadays...it is after Marriage Love begins we all managing ourselves in any relationshop...May Allah help us..Allah will understand better

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Politics › Re: The House Where Andrew Yakubu Hid Over N3bn And Its Surrounding (Photos) by FaroukM(m): 6:17pm On Feb 20, 2017

I know d guy won't tell any off his family members...if to say he died...no one will know such huge amount is inside the house...Awon omo ale

Romance › Re: Wedding Photos Of The Young Nigerian Guy And His Older American Wife by FaroukM(m): 9:05pm On Feb 17, 2017

Sase guy...

Education › Re: Riot In Federal University Of Technology, Minna, Clinic Burnt Down (Photos) by FaroukM(m): 8:28am On Feb 16, 2017

lifah:
i feel this is an accumulated and supressed agitation....as nursea and securities in de school treat students like rags...im a living testimony....i nearly gave one day in dat same clinic if not for God....all the matron had to do was to arange ambulabulance for transfer

Lifah...am also from futminna...if you guy see maltreatment..bus driver,bus conductor, security,nurses will slap student anyhow and the only thing that can happen is the if the student talk...he will face panel

Travel › Re: Lagos Appoves New LAGBUS Fares, Unveils New Price List by FaroukM(m): 10:16pm On Feb 13, 2017

Lagbus increment is still fair compare to BRT..in dis recession who will enter ketu to ikorodu 200.when danfo and tata dey carry am 100 or 50naira

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Interviews 10-Year-Old Barber Who Makes N10k Per Day (Photos) by FaroukM(m): 9:30am On Feb 11, 2017

Toke makinwa.said the boy earns 10k per day...pulse TV said 5k per day...I dey smell something..God bless his hustle..

Career › Re: 6 Management Lessons Everyone Should Know. by FaroukM(m): 8:29am On Feb 10, 2017

The very best... wink

...this piece makes me feel real Good

Car Talk › Re: LASG Unveils Buses That Will Replace Danfo Buses - AjayiWrites.com by FaroukM(m): 7:19am On Feb 10, 2017

Nice idea,...what will be the faith of the danfo drivers,..there some of them than live on wat they make daily on their danfo.
1. Will this bus be enough for lagos populace..even then yellow BRT, and LaG are not enough yet...high increase in crime awaits..
2. Every state you go has their transport colour..that yellow colour makes lagos look like Newyork

Politics › Re: Senator Ben Murray-bruce Mocks Change Slogan Of APC Led-government by FaroukM(m): 6:22am On Feb 04, 2017

He raised an issue that political should reduce their pay and not sell national budget..but none of them gave him attention..and he kept quiet..and it end there..we shouldn't be so...Mr commonsense suppose continue pushing the issue or resign to show his patriotism..but he still collect d high money and smile like the rest..see former British PM..he resign when he was not ok with decision made, see what happen in usa after trump's decision..the chief justice resign because she knows it is wrong..usa is an immigrant country...why Mr commonsense no resign..all of dem na karimi dem dey do...Ole

Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Lady With 2 Kids From Different Men? by FaroukM(m): 6:59am On Feb 03, 2017

I pity we bachelors...as there are so many single mothers out there and it is difficult to differentiate dem from normal sisi with the way they package demselves....God Help us

Celebrities › Re: 2Face Releases Official Statement On New Date For Protest by FaroukM(m): 7:39pm On Feb 01, 2017

Only if this protest will stop both public and private workers from going to work..and affect stock market..that is when the protest will be felt by the government..if not..the Government will just be like...na small pickin. Dey do dem...leave dem make dem dey play

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Events › Re: Budget For A Wedding by FaroukM(op): 9:21pm On Jan 31, 2017

EventPlannerNg:
Hello Farouk, there is no particular budget for a wedding, best thing is for you to set how much you have for the wedding, still keeping some for your marriage after wedding.

I did mine last year and i stuck strictly to my budget. The major thing is how much you have the work with it by focusing on what is really needed.

If you have N1M then focus on immediate family members attending, less crowd, less food,less drinks smaller hall or open space with canopies, your wife will wear one dress instead of the two brides like to wear nowadays.

So the most important is work with what you have and do not go overboard.

Many thanks event..it's going to be a Muslim wedding..I shuld be looking towards 1.5m..

Events › Re: Budget For A Wedding by FaroukM(op): 8:56pm On Jan 30, 2017

mdepearl:
what's your budget, which location will the wedding hold.having a budget is the first.draft out what you are willing to spend on everything,from Hall, wedding Attire's, food e.t.c. it will hlp you get good vendors, who will give you what you want with your budget.

Thanks..that is why I came to ask on this forum..you sound like an event planner..what is the minimum amount you have work with

Events › Re: Budget For A Wedding by FaroukM(op): 8:47pm On Jan 30, 2017

semasir:
We are in same shoes but mine will be later this year by God's grace.....

Following for tips too

Events › Re: Budget For A Wedding by FaroukM(op): 8:43pm On Jan 30, 2017

semasir:
We are in same shoes but mine will be later this year by God's grace.....

Following for tips too

No wahala...atleast I don bell the cat...I believe God will make it easy

Family › Re: Mohammed Masaba Is Dead. The Islamic Cleric Who Married 97 Wives Dies At Age 93 by FaroukM(m): 5:24pm On Jan 29, 2017

emvico:
See Let Me Tell This, Take It Or Leave, No Man/Woman That Will Ever Make Heaven without Jesus. He (Jesus) Said "I Am The Way, The Truth And The Life, No Man ComeT To The Father Except by me

Most xtian don't know that Muslims accepted believed in Jesus..a chapter was dedicated to Mary in the holy quran, and the name Jesus was mentioned more times than the name prophet mohammed (pbuh) in the holy quran.and we Muslims belived in the coming back of jesus..ask any Muslim friend of urs..so don't get it twisted...mind u jesus started miracle as a baby...and not turning water to wine as u people preaches

Family › Re: Mohammed Masaba Is Dead. The Islamic Cleric Who Married 97 Wives Dies At Age 93 by FaroukM(m): 5:16pm On Jan 29, 2017

Jesusloveyou:
no Muslim will go to heaven, because they never believe in going to heaven.

Educate us what Muslims believe in....i thought ur pastors tells u anyone dat dies is a sinner..educate us Jesus son

Events › Budget For A Wedding by FaroukM(op): 4:59pm On Jan 29, 2017

Please, I want to start planning for my wedding which by God's grace should be next year..with this recession, considering getting Hall,event decoration,and other necessary things for the wedding to happen..how much should I be working towards, am not a rich guy..just still managing..just an average wedding..i need your advise please.

Travel › Re: How Many Countries & States In Nigeria Have You Been To? by FaroukM(m): 4:43pm On Jan 28, 2017

Lagos(where I base), ogun(state of origin),oyo,kwara,ondo,abuja,kogi,kaduna,niger(uni),uyo,rivers,imo,delta,benue,nasarawa,osun,adamawa,jos,gombe,bauchi,abia,edo..never leave naija

Phones › Re: Facebook User Shares Amazing Transformation Photo by FaroukM(m): 4:28pm On Jan 28, 2017

Subuanableaching.....dis one gidigan....weldone sir....nd when the angel of God check his picture and it didn't match with what they have on their record...mmmh

Career › Re: Tips To Help You On Your First Day At A New Job by FaroukM(m): 9:24am On Jan 28, 2017

Very educative

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Reveals Reason For His Protest Against FG by FaroukM(m): 8:12am On Jan 27, 2017

Both Public and Private sector should join this protest...NLC should not join because they are Ole!

Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by FaroukM(m): 5:42pm On Jan 22, 2017

Na wah..protocol inside God's house...Jesus never preach protocol..rather he preached everyone is equal and one....oga oooo!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie And Wife Before Fame... MONEY Is Good O!! by FaroukM(m): 10:27am On Jan 16, 2017

nice one....bleached bah.....Samuel L Jackson lady no bleach ooo

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