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So yesterday after a hard days work while sipping on a glass of red wine(cuz i’m poise like that) I was surfing through the net and a post caught my eye and I felt it deem to share it with you awesome readers of green news. The article basically made all Nigerian guys look like fu.k boys.
This write up will be broken down in pieces for easy digestion and understanding.
Who is a fu.k boy
A FB is that male child who thinks he is a man because he has a manhood to satisfy any woman. FB use his physical appearance and sweet mouth to deceive young decent ladies, taking them to bed and making them baby mamas and abortion victims. They are never ready to take up any responsibility except sex.
How do you identify FB?
Very simple because you can’t hide smoke.
A guy who grows too much beards is a FB. Awon B gang,because a busy man will not have time to be shaving and carving bears. Go check out billionaires .
FB are always on social media. Ig_posting pictures. Face book_liking pictures. Whatssap _ online and always typing .
Any guy on snap chat with flower on his head is a FB.
FB will always take pictures in different porsh background and locations.
If he has more than 20 pictures he is a FB.
If his pictures are always studio pictures and well filtered, he is a confirm FB.
Any guy who constantly wish different girls happy birthday on his page without tagging any as his girlfriend is a FB.
Any guy who is constantly in the gym taking pictures and exposing his body part is a FB.
Any guy who ask you to borrow him money without any commitment is a FB.
70% of students,models,actors,gym instructors are FB.
Major FB hail from delta state, Edo state and majorly the Yoruba demons.
How does FB affect us? They make good girls become bad and give women a wrong mind set believing that all men are dogs.(cheats)
FB are easy going guys, sweet mouth and big cassava to add. They know a little bit of everything especially sex.
Location of FB ,, weddings, car wash, fast food,gym, and every social media platform especially ig.
FB are intelligent guys with wrong mind set to life.
FB are those kind of male children who are only comfortable satisfying you in bed and banging your brains out but never willing to take up any responsibility apart from sex.
FB definition of being a MAN is his MANHOOD.
This days FB Bleep ladies into providing for them.
Ladies be careful of them, FB do not put food on the table they only put dick on the table.


Source : https://greennews.ng/how-to-spot-a-fck-boy-and-everything-you-need-to-know-about-them-according-to-nigerian-girls/

5starmilitant:
You called her your cook, and she had no other name to call you but her Atm. Instead of correcting her impression now, you're smiling cheapishly because you want to marry. Later when she starts demanding too much, you would be wanting a divorce. Nonsense.

Wetin cncern you...is it your MONEY

....no wonder his hair got fried....

See as he dey look like person wey go dey collect people's wife

importexpert:
@Trapqueen77 the devil you know is better than the angel you dont know. i just pray that the trap before your queen is not for trapping guys

dis. Is. 2017..that proverb is weak nowadays...why go back to the. Devil and live in hell when you see angel ready to take you to heaven..i rather go for the angel..

they will be forming big toosh babe ontop dry. Brains...na. so for NYSC camp(Lagos)..they ask. One of the beauty contestant the name of NYSC DG...'no idea'..with their. Big smart. Phones na Selfie dey sabi..they won't browse the internet to. Get informations

EdoNation:
LEMME ASK A QUESTION WEN MUSLIMS ARE CELEBRATING SALAH OR WATEVA DO YOU POST THREAD DISCREDITING THIER CELEBRATIONS?


MUST YOU BE A MUMU ON CHRISTMAS DAY?!!

There is proof of celebrating sallah in the holy Quran, no proof of celebrating xmas in the holy bible...don't get it twisted

Unilorin queue is nothing to my school...futminna

Came across this wedding pics..the groom showing some stunt..what do u think

A brother I know did this great Art......I can't wait to share with you guys..what is your take...see pics below

I see people on ketu pedestrian bridge...honesly

Very informative...honesly #falzvoice#

Dbanj use am do MMM...he will get help soon n pay una back..nobody wey no dey owe..even dangote dey owe money honesly #falzvoice#

I got to ketu this evening and d pedestrian bridge was over crowded and I heard Pasuma's voice...Pasuma is performing Live at ketu garage, that was why so much people are on the bridge.people wanting to see the famous fuji musician where on the bridge disturbing other users..Pasuma Live..Ketu rocking

What made u interested in giving ur Love to her in the first instance..?..all you need is to mould her to your taste. Mind you relationship is for two imperfect people to make themselves perfect for each other..so do the needful.

Dey plenty..FRSC should be more proactive honesly #falzvoice#

Watchout

True Talk always bitter

With this conducive environment, why Nigerians no go dey top them..naija student wey be say na inisde heat he study write 2:2, if he go dis kind school na 6.00 he go take graduate...

OP...meet Prof. Wole soyinka and update your vocabulary. he once said in a life broadcast and I quote. “Obasanjo gbajued Nigerian”...I can't forget dat sentence lailai

WAEC is ok...with the allowance u will receive frm waec u will almost balance up with BC and there is sure promotion...promotion and job security is very important when choosing the right job

Good write...very nice for sunday morning bread and tea

Wow...that is amazing....but your leaders in the SS bleeped up not using the revenue shared to develop SS.rather they develop their bank accounts..whereas the leaders in the SW were smart enough to develop their SW for future...SS people don't have one voice that is where the problem lies.look at th NDA dialogue issue with FGN..they are coming up with different people to dialogue..

Someone once told me “Love is blind..Marriage is the Eye Opener”

Saw this online...”when mum ask who drank the coke in the fridge...
What secret did your brother made you keep...?
https://m.facebook.com/cocacolanigeria/photos/a.1564188513825532.1073741828.1554152284829155/1793881174189597/?type=3&fs=1

It was when an artist said “I am light skinned I can't marry a poor man, all our girls start bleaching..dis mumu don say I have big boobs I can't marry a poor man...our girls will start doing breast enlargement...oga ooo!..awon omo ale

.....EDO sabi RAPE...!!!

na only him get bottle water others na pure water...na wah oooo

i don laugh ooooo God will......or the ATM start counting continously for like 10mins the later display 'Temporary Unable to Dispense cash"
...............Lobatan

Very educative gan

if na my school, na two semester you go use face panel, before they will give you expulsion...a christian fellow in my school was put a poster of the struggle student face while trying to get bus to n fro the school campus, saying with dis struggle you can still hold on to Jesus...my nairlanders..because he just use the bus park picture....he was given suspension...and my school no get SUG....