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tensazangetsu20:
Church things

Neat

Karleb:
For here, one person for don steal everything.

Facts facts

tensazangetsu20:
Who told you that they are progressing 😂😂😂. You think people with such mindset can progress anywhere in the world. They will fail in every society they find themselves and will always be bottom feeders.

guysbewise:
No! This post by the op to glorify the guy below without proof of the source of the guy's income, when money does not grow on trees in the USA, was the reason I responded. If the op can show proof of how the guy made his money in one year then no problem.

You are not considering the fact that the colleague OP mentioned, probably has an in demand skill before he left for the US.

Plus, he was probably earning something reasonable before he left.

Ofcourse there’d be questions

BUT

There are more polite and logical ways of asking what you’re not sure about. I’d also like to know how the colleague was able to achieve those things, same as everyone else.

guysbewise:
Then your colleague is a mafia!

Even if your colleague is in tech, tech roles are controlled by mafia hiring managers who control tech jobs and they give these roles to their mafia colleagues even though they cannot do the tech job but they get protected by thier mafia colleagues in the organisation.

You ran into conclusion too soon, without asking for deets.

Shows you’ve been waiting for an opportunity to come for the OP

Akpaamunsi:
When U collect the car, U write your name on a piece of paper and put on the dash board, and snap yourself in it and upload here. Lying dingbat.

Bad belle

When he posted his AI generated win, y’all were mute, imagining & cooking up ways to come for him

He’ll share another W soon, so y’all can rest again.

TheWitchKing:
For me it is bad. What he's saying is Chile is third world, so therefore he cannot make it or whatever , you sef check am. Which wickedness and black heart pass this one ?

I no sabi as folks with this kind bad belle attitude dey progress for life

TheWitchKing:
The guy is a devil incarnate. He's an Aussie citizen, he enjoys good life , and sees hate when others too want to have a better life of theirs. How callous can someone be?

The bloke been dey mute since, see say person dey enter Tensa, come see am as opportunity shook mouth

tensazangetsu20:
Brought my ride to the gym. Thank you ChatGPT the gift that keeps on giving.

tensazangetsu20:
The fool say na AI generated. Car wey I use my money buy 😂😂😂😂

😹😹

tensazangetsu20:
AI generated car use with apple car play

Guess the song “Am I Wrong” is for the haters

Akpaamunsi:
When U collect the car, U write your name on a piece of paper and put on the dash board, and snap yourself in it and upload here. Lying dingbat.

tensazangetsu20:
Brand new 2025 model. Tear rubber

Clean

Congratulations man!
Cheers

tensazangetsu20:
Big news is coming that will make them weep and cry

Haha
I’m sat

tensazangetsu20:
This man you go die o . I thought with your prediction I should be dead and homeless and begging by now 😂😂😂.

tensazangetsu20:
Yes o.

Great to hear from you bro
Keep the thread alive

@tensazangetsu20
Trust you’re good bro?

Small El Salvador with that figure.

That’s crazy!

Lmao

planetx:
I don't believe this list, some countries are on it that shouldn't be because their countries are doing well.

Sonnobax15:

This is exactly the kind of news that gives my brother,Lalami an Early morning strong erection

Well, DNA test should be made a compulsory thing in every hospital....... just like I've made mine a compulsory something that even my dogs and their puppies won't escape so long they'll be living under my roof

Fear bannies when it comes to manipulation

tensazangetsu20:
How time flies. I can’t believe it’s almost 2 years. In that 2 years while still studying I have gone from delivering food through uber eats to working in the biggest bank in the country. Buying my own car brand new. God is great.

Love the tenacity!
Spent the last couple days reading your memoir, right from page 1

Wishing you all the best man.

Nice thread
Keep the pictures coming

The University of Ibadan has been ranked among top 500 universities globally according to the World University Rankings 2021 released by The Times Higher Education (THE), today (Wednesday), September 2nd.

The Vice Chancellor, Professor Idowu Olayinka made it known in a statement issued today that this ranking is the University’s best performance since 2016 when it started featuring on this highly respected and prestigious Universities ranking body, and in spite of a fiercer competition engendered by an increase in the number of universities assessed worldwide by the THE.

Prof Olayinka added that, “The Times Higher Education World University Rankings are the only global performance tables that judge research-intensive universities across all their core missions: teaching, research, knowledge transfer and international outlook. The THE uses 13 carefully calibrated performance indicators to provide the most comprehensive and balanced comparisons, trusted by students, academics, university leaders, industry and governments.

“The performance indicators are grouped into five areas: Teaching (the learning environment); Research (volume, income and reputation); Citations (research influence); International outlook (staff, students and research); and Industry income (knowledge transfer).”

The VC acknowledged “the support of the Federal Government under President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, the Federal Ministry of Education under Mallam Adamu Adamu, and its agencies especially the National Universities Commission under Professor Abubakar Rasheed, FNAL and the Tertiary Education Trust Fund under Prof Elias Suleiman Bogoro, FAS, the Council under Nde Joshua Mutka Waklek, mni, the Senate, our staff, students, alumni/alumnae and friends of UI. We appreciate your consistent support. We trust we can always count on your invaluable assistance and encouragement in the years ahead.”


http://www.ucjui.com/2020/09/02/world-university-rankings-ui-ranks-among-top-500-universities-globally/

In Nigeria, almost anything goes when it come to baby names. In many countries you can’t put a numeral in your name, and there are often limits to how long you can make a name. In Minnesota, United states of America, you are only limited to 150 characters. If you want to name your kid something that’ll get them teased for the rest of their life, it is your right.

In other countries, there are much stricter naming laws. Some require parents to choose from a pre-approved list of names, or petition the government to add a name to the list. Others have laws protecting kids from the ridicule that would result from parents who choose terrible names for them. Here are 22 “illegal” names that have been banned or almost-banned — see if you think the governing bodies were right to strike them down, or if you think they were overstepping.

1. Linda – What was once the most popular name in the United States is forbidden in Saudi Arabia. In that country, certain names are “banned because they were not in line with ‘social traditions,” The Washington Post reports. Maya, Emir, Yara, and Laureen are also on the list.

2. Nutella – According to the Telegraph, a judge in France ruled that this name was not allowed, not because of copyright laws, but because it would “make her the target of mockery” The baby was renamed Ella.

3. Fraise – Also in France, a court ruled that a baby girl could not be named Fraise. According to them, it could be construed as the slang word for ass. The parents went with Fraisine instead.

4. Prince William – Another set of French parents tried to pass Prince William off as a first name, but were rejected because it would “lead to a childhood of mockery”.

5. Metallica, Lego, and Elvis – Also in Sweden, parents had to go to court for the rights to use the names Metallica, Lego, and Elvis. They all won!

6. Saint – The name that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West chose for their second child may fly in Nigeria and in the US. But, in New Zealand, where you can’t give your kids names that resemble official titles, three sets of parents had this name rejected by the government in 2018.

7. Prince, King, and Royal – But, by far, the most disappointed parents in New Zealand are the ones who tried to give their children regal-sounding names: Prince, King, and Royal were the most commonly rejected names last year.

8. Robocop and Scrotum – Mexico released a list of names that were rejected by the government because they could lead to bullying, and these two names were on it.

9. Tom – Portugal also has rigid regulations about what it allows in names and one of those rules is that you can’t use nicknames or alternate spellings. If you want to call your kid Tom, you have to name him Thomás.

10. Thor – Portugal also forbids non-Portuguese names, and it has an 82-page list of names that have been banned. Thor, Nirvana, and Paris are included on the list.

11. Snake – In 2006, Malaysia tightened restrictions on names that would be allowed in that country, and Hokkien Chinese Ah Chwar, which means “Snake,” made the list. So did 007, Chow Tow (“Smelly Head”), and Sor Chai (“Insane”).

12. Apple and Violet – Also in Malaysia, in addition to animal names, they frown upon other natural names, like names that come from fruits or flowers.

13. Harriet – Iceland’s Naming Committee requires names to be spelled and conjugated in Icelandic, so when a girl named Harriet Cardew (whose father was from the U.K.) applied for a passport, she was told she couldn’t get one because her name didn’t work with the language. She’s officially registered as Stúlka Cardew (“Girl” Cardew). By the way, I personally think that is a good law.

14. Camilla – You know what letter isn’t in the Icelandic alphabet? “C.” So any C-names are a nonstarter in that country. Jón Gnarr, the former mayor of Reykjavík, called it an “unfair, stupid law against creativity” when he wanted to name his daughter Camilla.

15. Friday -Who doesn’t love Friday? Italians, in fact. When parents in the country named their son Venerdi, the Italian word for “Friday,” the courts ruled that it fell into the “ridiculous or shameful” category of names and ordered it changed. According to NBC news, “they ordered the boy to be named Gregorio after the saint on whose day he was born.”

16. Molli, monkey – In Denmark, parents get a choice from a list of about 7,000 pre-approved names, or else they have to request permission. Molli was initially rejected because of its unusual spelling; Monkey because It was an animal name and not a human name. The country also rejected Anus, for obvious reasons.

17. Islam, Quran, and Mecca – Officials in Western China cracked down on Muslim names in a move that was widely criticized as a restriction on religious freedom.

18. Mercedes and Chanel – Brand names are also not allowed in Switzerland, so no matter how luxurious you find a name, if it’s already a car or a handbag, you have to find something else.

19. Judas – Switzerland also puts a stop to religious names that cause kids “undue harm,” which is why Judas gets rejected.

20. Sarah – Here, we barely notice the difference between Sarah and Sara, but in Morocco, one letter makes all the difference. ”Sarah” is banned because the spelling is too Hebrew — parents would have to opt for “Sara,” the more Arabic version.

21. Duke – When you think of the name Duke, people like Duke Ellington or Winston Duke may come to mind, but in Australia, that name is a no-no. It sounds too much like a title.

22. Ivory – In the late ’90s, parents in Quebec were asked to change their baby’s name because it was too similar to Ivory soap. The parents appealed, and they won.

Personally, I think some of these names were right to have been banned. Imagine a child being called ‘anus’. There is a limit to everything. Do not make your child an object of mockery

https://philiofacts./2020/07/24/22-illegal-names-that-are-banned-all-over-the-world-is-your-name-among/

First and the best!

Ronaldinho took part in a behind-bars football match at his Paraguayan prison on Friday and wiped the floor with the other inmates, scoring five goals and assisting six in an 11-2 victory.

The 39-year-old, who played for Barcelona, AC Milan and PSG, has been detained after being arrested for allegedly trying to enter the South American country using a fake passport along with his brother.

Ronaldinho has been locked up for the past week and it had been reported that the Brazilian footballing icon had been persuaded to take part in a prison tournament.

Paraguayan newspaper Hoy now report, however, that Ronaldinho was reluctant to do so – despite the prize of a 16kg suckling pig going to the winner – though did play a match on the small-sided futsal court instead.

According to the reports, Ronaldinho was talking to one of the prison guards near the pitch when other inmates saw him and encouraged him to join in, which he eventually did.

The World Cup winner took on some notable Paraguayan inmates, including former politician Miguel Cuevas who had the unenviable task of man-marking Ronaldinho.

He didn’t fare very well, though, with Ronaldinho having a hand in all 11 of his side’s goals in the thumping win, scoring five and assisting the other six.

Ronaldinho had reportedly struggled when he first arrived at the Paraguayan jail, but prison warden Blas Vera says his mood has improved, telling Reuters: ‘In broad terms he is doing very well.

Set awon destroyer

We rape them real hard..
Martial and *MessiLingard* be raping Arse-anal everytime.

Ole is the man
We need to call on Woodward and the Glazers to sack mourinho as our former manager

Hello
Please is admission on?

harzybest:
Yea it is not allowed..
But you know students are stubborn, we still use it but you must not get caught by the Hall warden or else it would be seized

Not seized only...You might have to pay the hall porters or if it's critical..hmm...
Just forget about gas cooker for now...you can still use hot plate in halls like Indy, zik that's for male students though...
You must not be caught too...else you pay!