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CrimeRe: 80-Year-Old Trader Stabbed To Death During Argument In Ogun Market by fastanddubious(m): 1:17pm On Mar 07, 2025
D00msDay:
The name Bature reminds me of that comedy skit between some police men and one Americanna guy.
Bature!! gian one
Those days of area comedy skits
PoliticsRe: We Are Tired Of Saying Nigeria Has Potential – Minister by fastanddubious(m): 10:40pm On Jan 23, 2025
What's "Livestock Development"? 🤔
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Story Behind Your Username? by fastanddubious(m): 2:36pm On Dec 21, 2024
If you've played the Beach Buggy game you'll understand grin
ProgrammingRe: Please Rate My Pirtfolio Site by fastanddubious(m): 9:08pm On Nov 10, 2024
I'd suggest you remove your warehouse experiences as those are not relevant to the position you're seeking. Also, you can try getting some figma designs for your portfolio as the current design is not optimal. I doesn't need to have animations and stuff like that. Just make it simple.
ProgrammingRe: My Latest Blog Built With Django And Sveltekit by fastanddubious(m): 8:05pm On Sep 01, 2024
Karleb:
This is nice. It's people like you that will reap the reward when the job market comes back to normal.

In the mean time, you need to start applying to internships and junior roles.

I think you should also ditch svelte for react or vue. It's not widely accepted yet.

Can you send the github link so we can check it out.
Can you please explain about the job market coming back to normal? When did it go abnormal? What will happen when it does come back to normal?
Foreign AffairsRe: Florida Man Arrested For Threatening To Kill Trump, Running Mate Vance: Police by fastanddubious(m): 3:02pm On Jul 21, 2024
The return of Florida Man
FamilyRe: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by fastanddubious(m): 9:30pm On Jun 27, 2024
Dskillful:
Change it again because I could remember how I unlock my colleagues phone with my face, he's using face lock but my face opened his phone. When I told him he thinks I was joking but he confirmed it, but when he reset it my face couldn't open his phone again.
Is it an iPhone? Cos if it's an Android which uses the camera for face id, then that's very common. They even warn you about it before setting it up. But I doubt if it can happen on an iPhone which has specials hardware for that
FamilyRe: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by fastanddubious(m): 9:27pm On Jun 27, 2024
jaxxy:
u are confusing fingerprint technology to onscreen phone fingerprint technology which doubles for both normal display and fingerprint screen. This dual purpose reduces its accuracy.

This is different from the simple fingerprint scan screen for only fingerprint.
This is not 1996 bro
Have you heard of ultrasonic scanners? Reduce accuracy bawo 😂
That's a myth
AgricultureRe: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by fastanddubious(m): 6:51pm On Jun 25, 2024
Dshocker:
U are funny, try and travel around.

I have been to Edo state and i can categorically say Edo state major most in garri production.

There are a lot of cassava plantation in Edo state.
So you've been to the whole of Edo State lol. The way you guys talk in this forum smh
CrimeRe: Video Of Youths Stealing Cattle From A Spoilt Truck by fastanddubious(m): 12:03pm On Jun 22, 2024
madridguy:
Hunger don make Nigerians dey heartless, self-centered, selfish and wicked.

Thanks to Tinubu wicked policy that is making life very difficult for we Nigerians. Ordinary food is now luxury and many Nigerians cannot even afford a meal in a day.

Before, with 100 naira, one can eat bread, beans or take gala and coca-cola but today, even to drink water is now a war.

Tinubu should wake up before people will start looting the banks.

Hunger is bad.
Are u for real? 😳
RomanceRe: The Frustrated Hungry Nigerian Dey Vex by fastanddubious(m): 10:41pm On May 29, 2024
This is serious
PoliticsRe: One Year In Office: Nigerians Rate Tinubu’s Administration by fastanddubious(m): 12:58pm On May 29, 2024
"I pray that Buhari should come back sef" got me 🤣🤣
ProgrammingRe: Seeking Opportunities In Web Development: Willing To Work For Free by fastanddubious(m): 10:43pm On May 13, 2024
Someone advised you last year but you called him bitter
I hope you see now

ProgrammingRe: Seeking Opportunities In Web Development: Willing To Work For Free by fastanddubious(m): 10:25pm On May 13, 2024
Hmmm
Going through your portfolio will make one understand why you've been without a job
You need to improve on your CSS
There are still jobs out there believe me
PoliticsRe: Omobayo Marvellous Godwin Sworn-in As Edo Deputy-Governor (Photos) by fastanddubious(m): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2024
LegendHero:
Yoruba Lokan.

Edo no be Lagos don be Lagos by fire by force.

By the way, no one is screaming democlacy is in danger. If na Sanwoolu impeach him deputy like this, they go don dey cry to UN and CNN.

Nigeria is a nation of hypocrites, that’s why nothing gets done correctly.
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ProgrammingRe: i puked a university website (proof) by fastanddubious(m): 9:10pm On Mar 08, 2024
Domaining101:
If it's one of these private universities, please hack them and collect a very big ransom 200M+, Do as much damage as possible so that they will have no other option than to negotiate and pay the ransom..
.... just an average Nigerian...
ProgrammingRe: Please Help Review My Portfolio Website by fastanddubious(m): 8:44pm On Feb 14, 2024
The scroll on reveal is too much biko
Make it reveal only on first scroll
Christianity EtcRe: How You Can Avoid Defiling Yourself On Valentine's Day by fastanddubious(m): 10:01am On Feb 11, 2024
No be you go tell me wetin I go do grin
BusinessRe: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by fastanddubious(m): 9:05pm On Feb 01, 2024
lwisee:
Just leave them, we are all in it together.
And if they don't wish Nigeria well because they've escaped to the UK,
IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM.
Stop all these wish nonsense. Was it their wish that made our currency so weak?
Technology MarketRe: Allegation Of Fraud And An Open Letter by fastanddubious(m): 10:04pm On Dec 06, 2023
So you gave away the phone and all it's contents, knowing fully well what could happen if said contents fall into the wrong hands..... into the hands of a random Nigerian guy you don't even know. You should know better than this nau undecided considering your line of work
ProgrammingRe: Please Check Out My Portfolio by fastanddubious(m): 8:30pm On Nov 05, 2023
Omo
ProgrammingRe: Seeking Advice For Landing My First Web Dev Job by fastanddubious(m): 10:50pm On Nov 04, 2023
steno1:
An e commerce site is not good enough for portfolio project?
Go to YouTube and search for good portfolios, then you'll see what's wrong
ProgrammingRe: Seeking Advice For Landing My First Web Dev Job by fastanddubious(m): 4:32pm On Nov 04, 2023
steno1:
.lol is not the criticism that I don't like, but how it was done. No one here has pointed out what the problem was. One said I should go and learn JavaScript and css, the other that I can't never get a job with this and so on... no pointing of what the problem is
Go online and search for examples of good portfolios. Even your projects are not good. You can't get a job with this sir.
ProgrammingRe: Seeking Advice For Landing My First Web Dev Job by fastanddubious(m): 4:28pm On Nov 04, 2023
Even worse on desktop

ProgrammingRe: Seeking Advice For Landing My First Web Dev Job by fastanddubious(m): 2:59pm On Nov 04, 2023
Seriously? 😳

ProgrammingRe: Seeking Advice For Landing My First Web Dev Job by fastanddubious(m): 2:55pm On Nov 04, 2023
Brother, those people up there aren't bitter. The site looks terrible. I wish you good luck.
RomanceRe: I Find It Hard Loving A Woman by fastanddubious(m): 9:49pm On Oct 18, 2023
You said you aren't geh but I just have to use this meme cry

ProgrammingRe: Which Tech Field Has The Most Money? by fastanddubious(m): 10:03pm On Sep 03, 2023
danielclerkson:
Didnt say it wasnt okay. But this will lead to burn out
Nope it won't, if he's serious
ProgrammingRe: Which Tech Field Has The Most Money? by fastanddubious(m): 6:12pm On Sep 03, 2023
danielclerkson:
Thats the problem with this field, everyone is innit to make quick cash and this is just not practical. If u rely on money as a means of inspiration burn out is likely to get to you. And out of that list, i don't think any beginner would comprehend without the basics. Thats my take
It is very okay to learn to code for money.
Technology MarketRe: Toshiba Laptop Protege Z30 SOLD. by fastanddubious(m): 11:05pm On Aug 27, 2023
turkeyman:
Does it have dedicated graphics card?
For 85k abi
ProgrammingRe: Have A Look At This Stunning Portfolio I Build Using Windows 11 UI by fastanddubious(m): 7:19pm On Aug 22, 2023
TastyFriedPussy:
Nonsense, you just did nonsense.. If those guys above will not tell you the truth, i wiil tell you..
First of all remove that picture you put there, if i was an employer, that would be the first red flag because it makes you look like someone that doesn't know what he is doing, and nobody like to employ those kind of people. With this kind of flashy & bright design, i can tell you were an electrician before jumped into programming. Just go back to your former job because i don't think you can make it in this field with these kinds of childish UI's.
Post your project as reference to what a good project should look like 😂😂

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