₦airaland Forum

felong:
Morning. I understand, it's ok, stay safe.

Collegelove:
Go get married.

felong:
You're becoming scare these days

Christiano25:
SOME NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in the former guy. �

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone number, she makes you feel like a stalker. They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man; money.

8. Between 26 - 27, she is a maid of honour for her friends. If she was lucky enough to be in a relationship, she'll leave if any misunderstanding should come up. She then sees herself as every man's spec, so she believes she'll be rushed like Agege bread in Ojuelegba.

9. At 28, all those guys that were telling her how beautiful she is, how they love her even want her in a relationship. She decided to give two of them a chance. They came, explored her and after some time, stopped picking her calls. She decided to give many a chance, but same thing happened. She went back to her ex that was disturbing her while she was with the old good guy, but same thing happened. She then decided to have flings with anyone that comes her way.

10. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

11. At 30, Night Vigils, Adoration Ground, 5 Nights of Glory, Uyo Miracle Crusade, Naija Miracle Crusade & Shiloh...��‍♂️��‍♀️��‍♂️

12. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone numbers to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog, Rant HQ, Ibom Crush, Port Harcourt Rant, Ibom Rant, Singles Dating sites, & posts " Hi I'm Stephanie, I'm 32 & searching for a serious relationship. Call me on 0810000000800. God punish Satan. ��‍♂️�

12. At 35, they start running to churches begging Papas' to pray for them. Papas' will fast, pray and speak in tongues, roll on the ground, visit the mountains for special prayer sessions but no way.

13. At 40, they begin to see their family members as witches, wizards, principalities and powers.

14. At 45, they become the most active church workers with tears dropping from their eyes every morning and night.

15- At 50, they become mentors and public motivational speakers to young girls. They can even write motivational and spiritual books. That is how they'll tell you they decided to abstain from men so they could worship God in spirit and in truth.

My dear receive God's power to have sense so you don't cry tomorrow. Live wisely this year and just be intentional about some things...

This is 2021 so wise up ladies...

Yaronkirki:
Please I wanted to compose a love letter to my babe which I wish to settle down with.and am not gud at that.she is my first date and we are about to meet for the very first time.

Madibahisback:
Providing for the family is the only responsibility am responsible for

Madibahisback:
Me and my next door neighbor was very close, even though he his white, but his first daughter Ana, she's like 18 or 19 years..

So this girl normally comes to my house most time because she sings and I'm a very good pianist and guitarist , so she comes any time I'm less busy..

She and my wife doesn't talk at all , because my wife believes she's disrespectful and proud but to me I didn't notice anything all I noticed is that she's pretty with nice titties , fresh and curvy..

So today I didn't go to work because I actually covered for my fellow nurse , he was sick
And my wife has been out for days now ..
So this morning I signaled her from my blinds, so she surprisingly , she came in with nighties .
I was wowed after seeing thick nipples pointing at me ..
Then I dishonestly told her if she could change the dress, she stylishly told she can't that she's feeling fine with it with dirty smile on my face..

And me as a Lagos born gangster , I undressed this bitch within 2 sec , sliding my d!ck through those joyful titties was damn amazing, but banging the pussy from back and grabbing the boobs was glorious ..
I shifted her womb within 10min
I even noticed she couldn't walk fine
But that's not my business
I did the deal
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yinkaOdutuyo:
My babe always pray for me after sex. Pls what doesn't this mean?

At times she will ask me to put my dick in her p*ssy and she will start telling me some intense words.

What does this mean pls.

tayewomi:
Afternoon,nlanders if u would remember when i type here around Nov that my gf is traveling somewhere and we in serious rlns b4 she left.
months after she left we used to call and do video call and always in touch,this is the girl i always boast in front of guys that no matter what she can't leave,i could remember i told my bro how she love me bt he told me it's time that she may leave later but i argued, just around Dec she asked for Xmas Moni but i just tell her to wait that i will send her but didn't due to some reasons,but attimes when she's away i do send her cards and cash sometimes even when she's not asking me,just after the new yr i discover she change,she hardly calls or flash as she always do,she came BK home on Sun without even informing me and i called to see her even if it's just to see her face she said no,later she didn't pick my call and refuse to tell me her location,i called 5 times she didn't pick,she later told me she's in a new life continues..

Molahnelson:
Misplaced priority everyday in Nigeria

When China are busy creating their artificial sun

When UK are busy creating their robotic soldier

When Canada are busy building their quantum computer

When us are busy improving their electric car and their nuclear technology

When India are busy improving on their AI


We are here in Nigeria debating about pussy and Dick
That goes to show that an average Nigerian person think with their sex organ
No wonder we are not making any progress


Any I personally will not fall to that average Nigerian category
I will work on a better version of myself and embrace technology

AMEN

While my peer is busy looking for pussy to dick.



We move

Kriss216:
I’m expecting sensible pussy carriers, not you.

Kriss216:
I shouldn’t be having this discussion with you. let the pussy carriers step forward, I WANT TO ASK THEM SOMETHING.

Temmylee01:
Zzor and fati2001 don cast like pop nah...

Hope365:
Them Zzor, fati2001 and other no go like this for this new years

SarutobiEky:
Right. First off, I haven't had carnal knowledge of any woman born of a man yet. Why does it keep happening? I don't even have a gf at the moment, not since five years ago.
I have been with up to 7 different girls in my dreams. And in each one it'll feel like I'm with my soul mate. I'm always at ease with everyone of them. These are gorgeous women with different looks, and on each occasion we feel very happy together, the vibe is top notch..they always want to please me. They treat me like their fvxking king. I'm not exaggerating, every one of them feels like a soul mate. But when I wake up, I always feel lost, like unhappy, sad to realise it was only just a dream. The question is why am I meeting different women in my dreams?

The very first one I met, if I can remember vividly, was with a short hair cut. And boy! I'm a sucker for Chicas with low cut. well..maybe my mind is just fvxking with me. I dunno. Who else is experiencing this? Am I the only one?

Modified:
Lest I forget, we are always all cuddly, touchy, there were times when we had kisses, even went nude, not me though, them. But never had sex. I find this really strange.

Benwallt:
Otedola dynasty died n burried with this two. The man should go and father a correct male child for the sake of posterit abeg.

kalu61:
Thank God you remove that your meme, see how your life will change in 2021

Billybe1:
Okay guys I'm not that good at writing but I would make it brief.
I dated a girl for 8years, she(nikky) said no sex before marriage I agreed thinking maybe with time our romance will get to the next level. 1,2,3 years past by I start asking her questions if she was attracted to and why denying sex, despite the time we have been together. Tho we had quite a long distance relationship which she do come to Lagos twice or once a year. I got fed up and I told her I can't continue. I found another girlfriend(iyabo) we dated for 2years . But doing that period this my ex(nikky) in long distance keep disturbing. I ignore her after I break up with my ex (iyabo) we had the best intimate relationship just that she ain't truthful and we do have lot of misunderstanding. I took (nikky) and she continue with no sex without marriage. I stop giving her time and even ignoring her hoping she will leave since I have giving her the red light.. The mistake I make was introducing her to my family. She do visit even without me knowing .despite I block her. So one day I visited my family and my mom told me she came. I was surprise. I have to tell her to leave that we don't have anything in common we are not compatible. She left and do you believe she find a way and start calling my number and messaging. That she want us to be friend. I told her clear I'm not interested. Now she keep bombing me with calls and messages that she cared. Bla bla bla that I'm angry she refuse to make love to me I should give my life to Jesus. Pls guys which app or how can I block her entirely I feel she is stalking me and is disturbing me. 10 missed calls and lots of silly messages just today.

Organsmuggler:
I don't understand, dem dey request for collateral b4 u fit withdraw money from pos shop?