₦airaland Forum

TheCork:
And please be quik, dyammit!!

TheCork:
Hanggon woman. How can u find husbands with this your grandkolambastic attitude for Allah sake? I ask u decent questions but instead u start cussing like coconut seller. Don't u go to primary school? No story please. Do u have nyansh or not woman?

TheCork:
You see. These is the problem wit black womens. We ask simple ordinary simple questions & u start cussing for know reason & then u complain u can't find man. Please don't gimme headache
Am juss asking coz I need a woman.. Do u have ordinary nyansh?

TheCork:
Hello. Please do u have nyansh?

richeeyo:
Naso all of them they take delivery, till the car begin dey ghost mode

Na so davido take buy plane

ovcwality:
You don carry ur foolishness reach this side, I just pity the people replying you

PrinceOfEast:
and my penis is so tiny, my penis will not effortlessly occupy any female hole.... that's why I go around fuckin the ass of hens .sorry, next time I will ask God to bless me with mighty one that can fit in in an elephant ass .

PrinceOfEast:
i understand, she has wide punna...thanks bro, i go for tight vag, because my penis is too small, can be located with the help of hand lens...... sorry I meant microscope.

PrinceOfEast:
i understand, she has wide punna...thanks bro, i go for tight vag.

PrinceOfEast:
i don't have a sister i will love to fvck urs

PrinceOfEast:
Imagine the joy you get after fvcking strong headed holy girl
Deeper life, JW and Christ embassy girls can form holy holy,but if u nack them,na sermon dem go dey preach as u dey nack them(Jesus! Ouch..radabastoribobo!!).
NO GIRL IS UNFVCKABLE,UNLESS UR PUNNA DEY SMELL.

LizBathory:
Men yakpa, there is an abundance of dicks but you see finding quality, high value men of Nigerian origin? It's like finding a needle in a haystack. Extremely scarce. THATS WHY I TELL MY GIRLS TO DIVEST AND GO FOR MEN OF OTHER RACES, leave these backwards and irresponsible Naija men alone.

Jasonstar:
Ok, this is just one of those off the chart questions that makes you think you are dealing with someone that needs practical experience. But for the sake of clarity i'll give it a theoretical try.

So let's picture a scenario where Mr Big Stuff has a nasty erection threatening to burst his pant's wide open, all he has to do is wait for the right time to give his wife that ultimate look in the eye and in such a sweet puppy like way that she firmly get's the massage that something romantic is brewing down below.
The next move requires crucial timing, if the coast is clear and the pestering kids have all gone to bed, he could play some romantic music or movie..but most Nigerian men prefer skipping romantic drama and just go straight to the juicy part.

A gentle touch on her shoulder or any sensitive part of your choice will send the message to her neuro vortex that its show time.

Experienced couples have sex just like they say good morning or like good friends shaking hands, unless there's a psychological dis-connect then mundane romantic activities like initiating sex becomes too procedural and far in-between. Once a G start's grabbing his crouch in front of madam she should automatically know what's cumming next.
And if she's overtly feeling sexy then i don't need to wait for signals from Shakespeare or Michael Angelo to direct my next move.

Sex between couples should be spontaneous as the need arises, there's no point of holding back your desires for pleasure after the rubicon had been crossed at the altar of marriage .

Jasonstar:
Ok, this is just one of those off the chart questions that makes you think you are dealing with someone that needs practical experience. But for the sake of clarity i'll give it a theoretical try.

So let's picture a scenario where Mr Big Stuff has a nasty erection threatening to burst his pant's wide open, all he has to do is wait for the right time to give his wife that ultimate look in the eye and in such a sweet puppy like way that she firmly get's the massage that something romantic is brewing down below.
The next move requires crucial timing, if the coast is clear and the pestering kids have all gone to bed, he could play some romantic music or movie..but most Nigerian men prefer skipping romantic drama and just go straight to the juicy part.

A gentle touch on her shoulder or any sensitive part of your choice will send the message to her neuro vortex that its show time.

Experienced couples have sex just like they say good morning or like good friends shaking hands, unless there's a psychological dis-connect then mundane romantic activities like initiating sex becomes too procedural and far in-between. Once a G start's grabbing his crouch in front of madam she should automatically know what's cumming next.
And if she's overtly feeling sexy then i don't need to wait for signals from Shakespeare or Michael Angelo to direct my next move.

Sex between couples should be spontaneous as the need arises, there's no point of holding back your desires for pleasure after the rubicon had been crossed at the altar of marriage .