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I need a Satan-black Ghanaian babe with a fat azz to send me PMs tonight.
Thanks for your compliance

Idowuogbo: Ojigbijigbi

No b that same moniker dey tackle berem?

Thunder fire u o banega!

Woman, I thought I told you to send me newwdz?

Tashamania: Faun, tell me the truth, is that why you "follow" only one person on NL?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ayus34: it is now opened to the world at large that Tinubu was right when he accused them of corruption. ..tinubu might not be a saint but till today he remained a trusted leader from Yoruba and I'm proud of him to a point. ..he can easily decamp to the ruling party and this will give him all the privilege to loot the more without any challenge and by then his major enemies we chant his name and shower more enconium,just like sheriff but he believed in his cause till today as an opposition, and people decamped meet him not otherwise.

Are you aware this same corrupt Oba was installed by Tinubu when he was Lagos governor?
Okay. I'll allow you to finish

TonySpike: What kind of useless source is this? This information is unverified until a mainstream media reports it...

Read it here, from the Nation Newspaper. http://thenationonlineng.net/new/ill-expose-corrupt-monarchs-after-2015-election-akiolu-insists/
Does this lay your doubts to rest?

I'm perfectly normal.

marieolae:

Rub lotion on my azz.

marieolae: Awww and banega was my friend

Smooch my balls

OkijaAmaka: Yes Igbos dont have king and will not bother about the benefits of having a Tinubu as one.
Igbos even make it vocal that "King is an enemy" "Ezebuilo" is a name in Igboland.

Achebe in TWAC acknowledged it, he said Yorubas had an headstart but Igbos where quick in wiping out their handicapp with a fantastic burst of energy because like the Yorubas they were not hindered by traditional hierarchies or the Hausas by wary religion.

Igbos are republicans and capitalists, without kings they are controlling their economies back home while trooping to Lagos to convert you that are in your kingdoms to slaves yet your kings couldnt save you.

The kings of Yorubas are Bleaching Olefin of Oyo with his numerous body-toning whores called Oloris, the Kings of the Oba of Lagos who will collect 24% kickback from Dangote and give him the ancestral homes of his subjects to demolish while the subjects turn to talakawas protesting in the streets of Isale Eko.

Igbos dont need Kings to blossom, mordern democratic settings dont thrive off monarchy and kingdoms.

Igbos will learn from Hausa abi, so that poverty will never depart in the abodes of those who didnt come from the royal family?
The type of Tinubu is whom your recommending for Igbos, whose wife is a senator, son-in-law a rep member, daughter a market leader, mother a ex market leader, brother money launderer, daughter-in-law a commisoner, he own 20% Lagos alone, all the revenues collections in SW are done by his coy, he was a senator, a governor, a godfather, a party owner, a certificate foger, an age cheat and drug dealer ......well Awolowo too was an ex convict and a notorious criminal, Abiola a notorious criminal and ex convict, Obasanjo an ex convict and a notorious criminal...who are Yorubas rewarding if not thugs, criminals and miscreants?

Igbos are independent minded, an Igbo child that didnt go to school will be under apprentice for 6yrs after the boss will settle him, he will start a biz and become his own boss, while a Yoruba drop out willl end up a tout or perpetual servant to a semi rich kinsmen, at 60yrs yorobamen are still serving their new boss whose dad they previously served, its only in yorubaland that you can spend N40K to lear mechanic for 17yrs, after you will free when your oga is satisfied of using you as an apprentice, he will again tell you to spend another money for being free which involves partying and merrymaking, then he will ask you to work for him for 3yrs again as independent former boy not minding your almost 40ys with 2wives and many children...Yorubas suck walahi

your king and slave mentality have subjugated you people into working as conductors while Igbos drive the Danfos, you are collecting tolls in Mandilas, Aspamda, Otigba, Alaba, Ladipo while Igbos bring in containers.

Ediots

Wonderfully put!

berem: Collynzo22,defender of Banega! Are you seeing what is happening?

Collynzo once sent her PMs, I remember, saying "Check your PM sweetie" with a kissy smiley.

All I have to say is... Damn.

Danhumprey: What's BBWs?

A BBW is a plus-size woman built with this type of body structure:

[img]http://4.bp..com/_4SYGx9otrNI/TTdAV1DKmHI/AAAAAAAAAFc/gsWxOTTMAiw/s400/Chyna+%2528111%2529.JPG[/img]

You dig?

berem: what will make a man disguise as a woman on nairaland to scam off her fellow men. Same thing is happening on facebook too.
I dunno why it took me hard to notice the biitch was actually a male. Not even one sensible post has she made in politics section.

I know this is not related to the topic in review, but I just have to say - You're the first BBW I've ever seen with a flat azz.
How is this physically possible?

Discuss.

This is why I love BBWs.
They're the real babes in Nairaland

Losers.

It serves all you i..d.iots right.
All you loners who come to Nairaland sending PMs to girls with "F" signs on their profiles because you're searching for love and hoping to take it to the next level.
The Nairaland webfolk now wrongly believe I'm a psycho because I keep telling girls to send me newwdz. But have you really taken time to ask yourselves who needs love when you can have newwdz instead?
In due time, you shall come to understand that I am perfectly normal. And not just that - the wisest guy on Nairaland.

IYANGBALI: your sickness don start again?I no get money to buy you your drug o

My sickness can only be cured by a steady supply of ttopless pics.

I'm glad they're still in captivity

There was this girlfriend of mine I had when I was still young.
One day, she came over to my house and at a point, she needed to use the toilet. The s..h.it was so terrible the whole floor was booming with the f..u.cking smell.

My mom came back, saw it and told me to end the relationship.

Losers.

Kanwulia: Thanks. You too!

Eat out my a..s.shole

Kanwulia: I wish we could also see the DIEVORCE pictures too!
FORNICATION on NL
Marry on NL. . . .
Honeymoon on NL
OMUGUO on NL
Adultery on NL
STDS on NL

Sleep on NL
Phock on NL
DIE on NL

ASSASSINATED on NL
OBITUARY ON NL

Funeral by TEHN. . . . . .

NL THE GREAT!!!!!

We hail thee! What shall we ever do WITHOUT THEE?

Smooch my succulent balls

zonax: Please are you such a perv.

The jury is still out on that one.

texaco1: This is better than sharing rice

Actually, he will lose because the people prefer rice. The sophisticated touts are seeing hell at the hands of earth-scorching hunger, and he's giving them hand sanitizers.
He will lose the election.

Damn it!
And I clicked on this thread thinking it's about the big booty hoes they f..u.ck every month.

While being beaten, her mother allegedly
cheered on and
encouraged the act.
According to the
statement, several
motorists and bikers
witnessed Kemi being
beaten brutally and smashed in the head
with a huge flower pot
by a 15 year old boy, her nephew Fifehan
Omitowoju and son of buisnessman Muyiwa
Omitowoju, Funke’s ex
husband.
The statement
further reads: “Her
mother, former Oyo
state First Lady Mrs Funlayo Olunloyo was
also seen kicking Kemi
in the head along with
her grandson and
daughter Funke.
“Mrs Funlayo Olunloyo
was heard cheering
them on and was
saying ‘Good, she’s
dead, let her die’, as
Kemi lay motionless
with internal head
injuries.
“Kemi suffered head
injuries

WILD WILD WEST!

I want Shekau to keep slaughtering Northerners.
The world would be a better place without these pieces of s..h.it.

I'm not interested.

Kanwulia: Everything in AMERICA!
Nothing about Nigeria!

Smooch my balls

Typical of women.
Demanding 'equality' when it comes to the beneficial things, but reverting to 12th century logic when it comes to issues that require hardwork or courage, because they're generally spineless by nature.