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tutaboi: I suspected you to be an APC ![]() |
samlestic: FUTOOur school can never be on that list. The devilish lecturers alone are enough to scare people away ![]() |
This thread was tribalized fast ![]() |
Collynzo16: His wifeI think the cancer resurfaced long ago... in his brain. |
adamskutty: too much blunders in my dog's slave postBlunders? My boy, everybody knows it's your pathetic self editing my posts and affixing fake blunders in there because you are just that desperate. The rest of the thread viewers can view the comment themselves and see if they can find any blunders. See link: https://www.nairaland.com/1894058/derailers-paradise-happy-birthday-me/4#26155660 Busted! Adamskutty, you little coward. Let me show you what real blunders are made of. I'm not even going to make reference to your previous posts. No. I'll use this same post of yours I'm quoting right now. Here we go:adamskutty: too much blunders in my dog's slave postIt's SELF-ACCLAIMED, dunce. For someone who tried to edit his opponent's posts and affix fake blunders in them, you really should have covered your sorry tracks. adamskutty: I used the word "slave" "mister" "lord" "order" on u first before u ran out of lines, so u resorted to copy my linesIt is RESORTED TO COPYING. Ask anyone. You see your life? adamskutty: U as my miserable slave came into my thread ,feeling annoyed that i didn't recognized u by tagging uIt's "didn't RECOGNIZE", dull boy. You need to grab yourself a copy of Brighter Grammar to help your case. My boy, you are a BORN DUNCE, and that's just being mild ![]() Now, as my slave you are, I want you to reply this post real soon enough, cos I'm waiting. Don't forget to lace it with more of your poorly-constructed grammatical junk as usual. I can't wait to read and laugh at the Birthday Boy getting disgraced on his own birthday ![]() |
Good boy! Just like I gave you the orders to come back, you've done exactly that. ![]() Adamskutty my poor houseboy, remember I told you I wanted this thread to drag on 'till 2:00AM tomorrow? And thanks to you being the rubber-neck puppet you are, you're helping me achieve that goal. No stop o. I've got you exactly where I want you ![]() adamskutty: utter crap.Hehyaaaa! Keep crying and sweating your poor self out. I told you right from the beginning I wanted this thread to reach 60 pages, didn't I? So exactly who were you giving orders? You just shot yourself on the foot. You know why? Here: 1. Remember it was your sorry azz who kept crying to the moderator Farrano to "do the needful" (ie. Delete my comments and probably ban me because you were so hurt). But after Farrano came in and viewed the thread, she simply ignored you because she knew you were a sore LOSER! - So you coming now to make claims on how you gave me orders to keep the thread going, just falls flat on its face.2. Remember it was also you who didn't want your thread derailed; so what next did you do? You opened a thread for Faun. But then, guess what? The same Farrano you reported to earlier, came in, viewed your thread, and DELETED IT. So you know what that means? It makes you a TWO-TIME LOSER! . Chaaaaai! Farrano don do this poor boy strong tin! ![]() 3. In a last ditch effort, you ran to DickDastardly's thread, spewing your usual poorly-constructed expletives much to the embarrassment of no-one but yourself, hoping Faun would show up. You know what I did? I simply sat quietly, read your posts there and laughed at you. You know why? Because I had just succeeded in making you look like a big dunce talking to himself on DickDastardly's thread! ![]() 4. After you were done disgracing yourself there, you retreated in shame back to the same thread you said you weren't going to reply me on. So, boy, tell me who the real slave is when I've achieved my objectives which are: i) To derail your birthday thread. ii) To make you look like a fool in the full glare of the forum, and iii) To make you spend your birthday fighting on the internet? ![]() I have you wrapped around my finger, and there is nothing you can do about it. Now, to seal the deal, my next plan is to make you stay here fighting on the forum up till 2:00AM, and you will bend to that wish whether you like it or not, because boy, you ARE my slave! ![]() |
adamskutty: My Dog's property, i will be back, i got a project to handleHehehe. Looks like your 10MB don finally finish, you pathetic, hungry little loser. Shebi MTN don finally send you the warning? ![]() Anyway, whenever your hungry self recharges, don't forget to come alert me by posting on this thread. That is an ORDER, my slave ![]() I'll be waiting. |
adamskutty: little umemployed brat.Little boy, first answer my question, you coward: Does the master follow the slave or does the slave FOLLOW the master? The orders are ALL mine! And the pleasure is ALL mine too! ![]() You kept calling me on DickDastardly's thread but I ignored you because you were a nobody. You are a slave and I take no orders from slaves. However, I called in here to stay put and stick to this thread, and that's exactly what you've done so far. You ARE the one following my orders. I know the truth is bitter, but it must be swallowed ![]() You are my powerless little slave boy, and that's all you'll ever be ![]() |
adamskutty: u don't have to edit my postM0ron, scroll up and see your own goof. It's exactly as it is, and nobody edited your post. You are the stark illiterate who can neither write nor punctuate, talking about being in a University ![]() Yeah, I know that's why people follow me. One of my followers said she found my sense of humor intriguing in an odd way. So yeah, all positive reviews are welcome, and I'm determined to keep making them laugh, especially as they're laughing right now from watching you get flogged on your birthday thread. ![]() And sorry boy, but you still won't be getting any follow from me, becuase you're neither intriguing nor intelligent ![]() You're just another unfortunate little boy I shall use to pass time as we upgrade our office systems mainframe today. LOL. Black sheep indeed. Keep trying hard. ![]() Like I said, I'm going to make you keep posting on this thread today, and there's nothing you can do about it, my little slave ![]() |
adamskutty: This edi0ts is copying my styleLittle kid, keep lying to yourself. They say fantasy is a necessary ingredient of life, so your fables are allowed. But ummm, you still haven't answered this question: Does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master? Now, are you not my "follower"? Even though I won't ever follow back, aren't you my follower? I smashed and busted your fragile ego so bad this morning you had to run and create a thread for me! ![]() But unlike you sha, in my case, you're simply a nonentity and not worth the effort, so don't expect any threads from me. You're unimportant afterall. However, we shall keep 'fraternizing' on this thread, because I say so. And you have no choice but to obey. ![]() |
adamskutty:Well, first of all, illiterate, it's "LUNCH". Secondly, "Send me newwdz" is a line popularized by a cult-classic movie from the Coen Brothers, "The Big Lebowski" starring Jeff Bridges (The Dude). It's a line I say all the time, and to everyone in a joking fashion, or if I'm just trolling for the heck of it. Hell, Nairaland is a website I don't take seriously and never will, because I've seen it all and can't be bothered anymore. And heck, come to think of it, I don't even follow any girl on Nairaland. And despite having several followers, I just follow 1 person, cuz frankly, I can't be bothered. We can't say the same for you who keeps running around with a new handle each time the previous one gets banned, because your life revolves around Nairaland. That's the bitter truth for you, my boy ![]() |
Antell95: Jisos! *rolling with laughter* adamskutty: the toad must be using a nokia 2330 for real, he is to slow to replyAwwwww, the two little butt-buddies trying to console each other. How sweeeet ![]() Sorry, but you're both going to stay on Nairaland till 2:00AM, because that's what I want you to do. I'm just laughing at your powerless jabs. Being a regular poster in the politics section, your pre-school insults are mere comedy to me ![]() |
adamskutty: it took these m0ron 10 minutes just to reply me. U don't know me, we go fit sleep for this thread, let us see who will get tired.And it took you running away to DickDastardly's thread crying like a little boy because I gave you some harsh truths you couldn't swallow. As for the sleeping, that's okay. I've got my mattress and extra batteries ready too. You claimed you weren't going to reply me anymore on this thread, but against your own wish, you're still here throwing your empty tantrums. So, my boy, you ARE my slave ![]() You'll only move when I tell you to. And remember you follow me (even though I don't follow you)? Now tell me, does the master follow the slave or does the slave follow the master? ![]() I've got you wrapped around my little finger if you don't know. And when I yank your chain, you have no choice than to follow my orders. Kneel, boy ![]() |
adamskutty: faun is a 40yr old pot belly old man with cricket legs.The same kind that atleast wouldn't be pathetic enough to open a thread by 1:00AM begging Nairlanders to wish him a happy birthday. I know it still hurts you deeply no matter how you try to hide it, and that's why I'm going to keep twisting that knife as you keep throwing your inconsquential expletives ![]() |
Antell95: It's Obvious I have no life outside Nairaland, which is why I spend my whole day on the Romance board, opening pointless threads and looking for girls I can stalk.Yes, that's very obvious indeed. |
adamskutty: today is my free dayAwwww, my little slave Shows you can't even comprehend.My boy, you owe me your eternal presence on this thread, not the other way round. We're going keep doing this even right till 2:00AM the next morning, whether you like it or not. I make the rules, you obey. And correction: They say I'm Iconise, not Ilogunboy. Ilogunboy in question was left battered beyond repair to the extent he started seeing me everywhere he went, and assuming every opponent of his to be "Faun". And that same fate is about to befall you ![]() |
Antell95: Ehya!!Nothing to be ashamed about, my boy. I'm 24, youthful, accomplished and self-reliant. But you, on the other hand, still depend on your parents for your daily bread .So who's the dummy? ![]() |
adamskutty: I had many things to do today o, before that lazy goon came with badluckMy boy, the rest of your day will also be wasted here the more you fool yourself. I'll make sure this thread gets 60 pages at least. But in the mean time, you can keep guessing in a bid to unravel my persona. I find it interesting ![]() |
adamskutty: i was 17 then, yeah! So ripeKeep trying harder, kid. Papa? ![]() I finished from Christ The King College Onitsha at age 16 (didn't attend SS3 cos I gained admission using my GCE result from SS2); studied Elect/Elect Engineering at a Federal University of Technology a 5 year program. Graduated in 2011 and completed my NYSC in 2012. Worked at a bank during that year but got a job at a telecomm firm the following year. I now live in my home city which has the same name with my home state. Do the math, kid ![]() Me and you na mate? But for you to call me "father" shows don't know a thing about the world and how it spins. ![]() You're just a powerless little kid who depends on mommy for his daily feeding, coming on the internet to throw words he rarely knows their meanings. ![]() But no cry oh. Happy Birthday afterall heheheh ![]() |
Antell95: Yes, I'll tell her. I f..u.cked my mother in the azz last night, and she enjoyed it.Okay. Sure thing, bro. Just tell me when she's ready for another round. |
adamskutty: dumbfvck, so u wanna tell me u are on the internet since daybreak without attending to anybody?There he goes again with his empty, futile expletives Frustration go kill this boy ![]() So this boy dey take JAMB for 2012? Well guess what? I did my youth service in 2011 in Ekiti. So technically, when I finish, you never even start. If you're lucky enough, when you finish school (after all the carry-overs and extra years you might get if your disastrous writing is anything to go by), I might even be the man to hire you. So, don't mess yourself up over Nairaland issues. You never know who you might meet. ![]() |
adamskutty: Gibberish.Yeah. You school in one of the best unis in the country. The university no get name, right? No wait... Could that be University of Nairaland by any chance? Cos you spend the entirety of your worthless life here, even when the moderators have banned you countless times. As in! Even the site owners don't want your illiterate azz anymore, but you've refused to get a hint. ![]() Even after each ban, you keep coming back, from Adamskuty to Adamskutty, to Adamscuti to the other useless handles you have, because truly, your life depends on Nairaland ![]() You have no friends outside the internet, and that's why you wake up by 1:00AM to beg Nairalanders for birthday wishes. Who is the loser? ![]() And as for the rest of your tantrums? It's alright. ![]() I understand your frustration, so you're allowed to vent them out ![]() |
Antell95: My mother is an expired wh0re. She'll send you the newwdz instead.That's okay. I don't discriminate. Even whores need love too; so I'll manage the old cargo ![]() |
adamskutty: Faun u no dey work? This niggeeer has been here since morningI guess you've never heard of internet-enabled phones, right? They give the owner the power to access the internet from anywhere he likes, including his workplace; but that's okay if your illiteracy makes it difficult for you to comprehend. Really, I understand. Now, back to my question wey you dey dodge - You don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year? ![]() Painment wan kill this boy. |
Antell95: grimy murky looking bellend.Tell your female friends to send me newwdz ![]() |
adamskutty:Laughing my azz off. By the time I'm done with you, you would have exhausted all the words in your poor, under-developed vocabulary. AdamSkutty my slave, the emotional kid is you, running from thread to thread and crying about Faun while throwing words he barely knows their meanings ![]() By the way, you haven't answered my question - You don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year? ![]() |
adamskutty: wtf! This niggeer is tryna save faceHeyaaaaah. Keep deluding yourself, okay boy? ![]() Fact of the matter is, you have been decimated psychologically already. Remember you created this thread? But now, you have been forced by your emotions to rename it after your tomfoolery at DickDastardly's thread proved abortive ![]() Me, I'm just in this same corner exploiting your fragile ego and watching you blow your top like a daycare child throwing a tantrum ![]() Who's the dummy? ![]() |
adamskutty: The modafvcker is on the runOn the contrary. You ran away like a spineless little coward straight from your own thread to DickDastardly's thread, hoping I would stoop to your level of immaturity. After that failed, you're back here against your wish, ranting to the high heavens. ![]() That, my boy, makes you my slave ![]() |
adamskutty: Faun u are a load of d1ck , u acne encrusted baboon.The little boy wants to wow me with his nursery school insults? ![]() Awwwww, how cute! ![]() But ummm, I thought you said you weren't going to reply me on this thread anymore. But after trying in vain to get me on the other thread, you're now back to licking your own vomit against your wish. Hmmmmmmmm. Looks like you're the slave here, my boy ![]() |
iconise: *they call you iconize not iconise*You dey mind them? Na so dem dey do. In my case, I keep getting warned against "bullying" the 48 year old man |
adamskutty: iconise can u kindly tell that snort noses giant twerp that i need him to entertain me?Chai. See painment. This little kid is still crying ![]() But ummm, I thought you said you weren't going to reply me on this thread again. Abi you dey call for help? ![]() Too bad. |
Chai. See painment. The boy wan cry ![]() I don chase am comot from his own thread, now he's in another person's thread howling and crying. He must be really hurt.But why am I such a bully though? I need to change my evil ways. |




