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Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 12:07pm On Sep 09, 2014
Oh, and hi Iconise! cool
According to some deranged guys on the other thread, I'm your ID. shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 12:04pm On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: fvctard! U had to report to the mod grin

Don't be scared, we can meet here grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1893662/neighbours-teenage-daughter-nympphomaniac-advice#26150229
Kid, I'm not a crybaby like you who called Farrano in vain to come delete my posts.
I've never used the report button or cried to the mods since I started browsing NL in 2006, and I'm not about to.
Mods obviously saw your thread was lacking in meaningful content and sent it to the trash bin where it belonged. You can ask them yourself. Why you dey vex?

Now as the true cowardly little boy you are, you're calling me on another thread created by someone else.
Sorry, but we're gonna stay on this thread you created until you either run crying to your mommy, or I get bored grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 11:54am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: gibberish.

I need u in that thread u crook pated lizard, don't back out now you primary school drop out .

Pls let's go over there grin
Your thread has been locked and hidden, dumbo. Are you too dense to even figure that out?
https://www.nairaland.com/1894600/faun-time-ur-lesson

Chei. See high-functional mumu grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 11:33am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: ur typos [size=18pt]is[/size] filled with gibberish.

Product of a failed education system.

My slave,i need u in this thread. Keep it alive till i come back online, ur life will never be the same after this lesson

https://www.nairaland.com/1894600/faun-time-ur-lesson

Chill and relax,i am not gonna be hard on u grin


B.s sorry everyone, sorry for the embarrassment ,sometimes things like this happen ,the imbe.cile needs to be taken care of grin
Boy, you need to go back to school immediately. This is just sad cry

And looks like the mods have sent your thread to the trash bin where it belongs.
I guess even they knew you were an empty vessel grin

Next time, create your thread in the appropriate place - The Dating And Meet-Up Zone grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 11:07am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: so how is it ur concern? grin

Lmaooo, i didnt tag him dullard.

Nah! Ur life is very pathetic not mine and i didn't tag half of the posters in here, now buzz off u bum bailey pofter grin
Awwwwwww, they grow up so fast.
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 11:03am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: it is for reason ,to maul u when the time is right grin
Laughing my f..u.cking azz off! grin
Chineke.

Maul me? For dis internet wey we dey? grin
Maul me? With your terrible punctuation and laughable grammar?

Chei. Jehovah. See small pikin wey neva see im sperrm dey form 'internet warrior'. Nairaland no go kee me grin
By the way, you don get admission yet, abi you go write JAMB again next year? grin
Na little kids like you I dey teach mathematics during my youth service days if you no sabi.
You should be focused on your studies instead of your internet tomfoolery, boy.
Obele nsi n'emebi ike. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 10:21am On Sep 09, 2014
Farano my loooove kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 10:17am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: Iconise pls can u create a thread for me and faun pls? grin
Obviously, you're very hurt about the truth. grin
I'm sorry that your life turned out this way.

By the way, thanks for the follow. It's always nice to have a new follower... Although, I'm not sure I'll be reciprocating the gesture. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 10:15am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: cretinous fvctard with an IQ equivalent to a groundnut seed. Don't derail my thread u moda'fvcker.

Oh i can't remember telling this guy in this thread that its my b-day

https://www.nairaland.com/1812196/those-born-september-lets-meet/14#26146192
His post was made by 9:13AM, while your thread was created by 1:08AM, so you didn't 'need' to tell him when you'd already told the whole of Nairaland 8 hours earlier. Common sense.

U are just one lowlife mofo,ur life must be really pathetic grin
Possibly. But one thing I can beat my chest and be proud about, is that my life won't be as pathetic as that of the guy who has to stay up by 1:00AM to beg strangers on the internet to wish him a birthday smiley

But why you dey vex?
Happy Birthday sha grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 9:55am On Sep 09, 2014
adamskutty: utter crap.

I tagged my closet pals in here,u insignificant attention seeking octopus with a primitive name "faun" , sounf more like frown to me grin

Farano pls do the needful by banning that unknown bloke above for derailing my thread cheesy grin
Pained nigga.
If they really were your 'close' friends, then they'd be 'close' enough to remember your birthday without you having to tag them in the first place, boy. grin
So it's either you're lying about them being your close friends, or this 'closeness' isn't mutual. I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
Maybe you consider them your bosom buddies, but from the look of things, they don't quite give a f..u.ck about you cry
so saaaad.
RomanceRe: Edited by Faun(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2014
Those knuckles be looking like zebra crossings; but it's 'ite.
Just tell her to turn around and lemme see dat azz.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Guys, How Do You View A Guy Who Cries. by Faun(m): 9:08am On Sep 09, 2014
Faggott.
Nairaland GeneralRe: happy birthday to me ) ;D by Faun(m): 9:07am On Sep 09, 2014
If you have to create a thread and tag thousands of people to remind everyone it's your birthday, it means you ain't s..h.it to begin with.
PoliticsRe: Update: On Niger East Senatorial Supplementary Election by Faun(m): 8:01am On Sep 07, 2014
hassey: so far, APC is leading in virtually all d polling units. but am not too sure of d votes. but from a very reliable source. APC is already in d senate house
Nigerian Newsdesk: Dr Shem Nuhu Zagbayi (PDP) has emerged winner of the Niger-East election.
http://www.newsdesk.ng/news/2014/09/07/dr-shem-nuhu-zagbayi-of-the-pdp-has-emerged-winner/

APC and their propaganda.
CelebritiesRe: Forget Jim Iyke!nadia Buari Steps Out With Her New Toy In Atlanta-must See Photo by Faun(m): 7:49am On Sep 07, 2014
Obviously, they hired someone to post their picture just so they could upload it on the internet.
Otherwise, who gives a damn about these Nollywood/Ghollywood clowns in Atlanta to come snap dem foto as dem dey waka for road? Who know dem? Paparazzi? Naaa. That would be a waste of film.

These wannabes need to stop deluding themselves with these s..h.itty pictures they keep taking in the US like say na paparazzi do am.
You call a friend, give am camera and then tell am make hin snap una as una dey waka for road, to look like a paparazzi shot. Please, f..u.cktards! Nobody is buying it. S..h.it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Rokiatu Is Nairaland's Most Endowed by Faun(m): 11:24pm On Sep 06, 2014
Losers.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 1200 Terrorists Killed In Bama As GEJ Declares Full-scale War by Faun(m): 11:21pm On Sep 06, 2014
ROSSIKE: You're a truly sick individual. God help you.
OK.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Takes Over Gulak Town In Adamawa by Faun(m): 10:09pm On Sep 06, 2014
This is beautiful news!
Death to ALL Northerners! cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Go Back To England, Mugabe Tells White Settlers by Faun(m): 7:57pm On Sep 06, 2014
I support Robert Mugabe's humiliation of the whites cool
I pledge my solidarity to Bobby.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Rokiatu Is Nairaland's Most Endowed by Faun(m): 7:53pm On Sep 06, 2014
Why the f..u.ck does her face look like this dude's? undecided

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PoliticsRe: Breaking!!! The Sun Newspaper Vice Chairman, Dimgba Igwe Is Dead by Faun(m): 7:23pm On Sep 06, 2014
Is it just me or does that man look so much like Orji Uzor Kalu? shocked
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 1200 Terrorists Killed In Bama As GEJ Declares Full-scale War by Faun(m): 7:21pm On Sep 06, 2014
Yes! I love this!
Death to ALL Northerners! grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Sponsor: Ihejirika Finallyreacts, Gives Reasons For The Allegation by Faun(m): 7:02pm On Sep 06, 2014
omenka: Story for Obatala and Sango!!

In due time you would explain that to the prosecutors in the ICC!!
This Omenka guy is so brainless, but the worst part is that he shares a name with my former colleague who happens to be the exact opposite of this fool.

So, you really believe Boko Haram would be dumb as to openly name their sponsors in the open? So the government can, what, cut off their supply?
My god! Why are you this s..t.upid? Why?
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Declares Support For Jonathan Vow To Take Over From Him In 2019 by Faun(m): 5:10pm On Sep 06, 2014
Abagworo: Fools usually try as much to drag wise men to their level. Who is self-hating? Is it the Igbos trying to form fake friendship with Jonathan or those struggling for the interest of Igboland?
Wise man? Don't make me laugh, idi0t.
This is what you said earlier:
Abagworo: I've given up on the tribe called Igbo. I will cease fighting for any Igbo course and in fact kill any mofo that tells me I'm Igbo.
I believe I speak for every self-respecting Igbo when I say GOOD RIDDANCE to bad rubbish.
Please, please and please, do us that favour and get lost.
As you can see, you won't be missed.
Rep your Ikwerre or wherever it is you come from, and spare us your stup1d1ty already.

You make your choice, we make ours.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Declares Support For Jonathan Vow To Take Over From Him In 2019 by Faun(m): 3:58pm On Sep 06, 2014
Abagworo: Easily decodable Chino. Go read "Things fall apart" by Chinua Achebe and you will understand I'm the Okonkwo character. For Igboland I'll do anything but I can't stand taking Igbos forgranted. I see Rochas as the only Igbo Governor left on my side. If he leaves then we have no voice.
Bros, if you really believe I'm Chino, then you're a true imbec.i.le.
Not just that; you've removed every last remaining doubt on your st..u.pidity.

What is it with you m0rons today anyway?
First, Ilugunboy calls me Iconize; now this inferior bonehead says I'm Chino. How paranoid can you get?

And secondly, did you just INSULT Okonkwo's good name by tagging your spineless dumb self to him?
Please get it right - As far as literary analogies go, the only character you share any similarity with, is the stereotypical village i..d.iot, while your confused Rochas Okorocha occupies the comfy spot as the Court Jester.

Now, please get the f..u.ck off my mentions, you half-witted, self-hating i.d..iot.
PoliticsRe: South-east States Top Performance Chart For 2014 WASSCE by Faun(m): 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2014
Superstar5: Igbos chest beating since 1960. cheesy
Conies rubbing shoulders with Boko Haram states since the fall of Ilorin. grin

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