₦airaland Forum

iice:
Chaii lol. Ok new plan, the guys do the ironing

now u feeling me. always said me man gotta love ironing  

but serious, i'm working on d design of ironing machine. how long it'll take, i don;'t know. i'm still young so u can sure iv got lotta energy  

pray u won't have to wait like Bob Marley  
(he waited till he died   )

iice:
I think i'd rather even wash plates than IRON
Scientists plz invent something so we don't have 2 bloody iron all the time

don't worry, I'm already working on the design of the new ironing machine

It's intersting to know what you guys don't eat.

I don't eat anything with mayonnaise or mushroom!

beyunce:
I guess she's puttin on a female condom

yea the one she makes

engineers would reply thus: Of course, as you are well aware, two plus two equals five (for large values oftwo) or even three (for small values of two). "Two," given as it is to just one significant figure (it was described as neither exact nor integral), can take any value in the range [1.5, 2.5) where the right hand limit is open.

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician andasks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?"The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously andsays "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the samequestion: "What do two plus two equal?"The accountant says, "On average, four -- give or take 10%,but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question: "What do two plus two equal?"The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sitsdown next to the interviewer, and says, "What do you want it to equal?"

i'd feel like i'm not important to him. He doesn't feel for me what I feel for him so I just watch out so as not to waste my energy,time and love on him.

If I can't call him whenever I want to, why is he there in the first place?

anything? hmmmmm

I love simple dresses with a moderately high-heeled slip-on!

thank God NO!

U?

babymine:
q

where on earth is that?

big trouble is a relative term. well i guess i have and thank God I got out.

U?

babymine:
indoor



U?

indoor only in winter.
thot u were supposed to ask smth

brother vs sister

almost did in a chinese resturant.
later heard it's nice and stimulates a woman sexually.

I hear your dress sense tells a lot about your personality.
Like we all know oga OBJ is always in his agbada. we can say is too traditional. typical farmer.
how about u?

vatican city

morning(depends)

indoor vs outdoor

several times.

ever had frog soup?

lioness:
a condom

thot u female  

hibans:
It depends, but personally i can't do that

when u say it depends, what circumstances r u talking about?(if u don't mind sharing)

- talking and laughing loud
- pretending
- arrogant
- smart
- loving and very welcoming (to foreigners)
- hardly keep to rules/laws

didn't know they were scarce.
r they really scarce because i want to start looking for my hubby!

live and enjoy

omonozozo:
Marriage is the best way to tell the world that your partner belongs to you by law.

Good talk!
No trespassing!
Prosecution awaits trespassers and the trespassed!

Nia:
hmnn, this post pulled me back in, lol.
Favour5, you sound like you like being cheated on.
What you're talking about has nothing to do with why people cheat. People who cheat do so whether or not they're going through a mid-life crisis. I'm sure you've grown up with a culture and around people who tell you that you should accept cheating as normal, and that's mostly why you believe it. If you visit a forum by people from the West, Europe, America, etc,  you will see a different mentality. I had a neighbour once (when I was in naija) who would similarly excuse her behavior, (she was cheating on her husband) by claiming that she's not receiving enough attention from her man and that the relationship is not the same, and that men do it too and blah blah blah. Does it make it right? of course not. Similarly, claiming that it's in the genes, or telling people to just accept it is also another excuse to justify the behaviour. And as long as your man knows he can get away with, he will surely continue to do it. Now don't get me wrong: if you don't mind staying with someone who cheats on you, that's really no one's concern but yours.

NIA, don't get me wrong. I'm not supporting cheatin in anyway. but this is one reality we all v to accept whether we like it or not. men love their wives but yet once in a whlile they still go out to check themselves. i don't think here it was specific on the professional cheats but men in general.that was why i was generalising. The question was can a man love a woman and still cheat on her not why people cheat.men can and men do it in their life one time or the other(mid-life crisis is an example of when most men usually do).
it would surprise u to know that i can't tolerate any man cheating on me. if my man does, it's better i don't know because if i do , 
There is nothing good about loving and cheating!

ikamefa:
that flight if true is a one way ticket to hell.


@diddy twas nice

I feel u man. no other destination!

men! that was cruel!

If you meet and fall in love with a man, then getting to know him, u realise he is 20yrs older though he looks far younger than his age(like 10yrs younger), divorced with 2 children from two women. Would you go ahead dating or even marry him?

ferdimako:
Men rethink and do without marriages. There are ways to have kids without knowing or keeping their mums.Singleton is the best at the moment.We have girlfriends that are Frankensteins.No wives. Not good to have more than 2 children with.They kill once in, with dirty sex and over-blown budgets. Be warned pally!

u joking, right?
doing witout marriage because u don't need/want a fat woman in the house?

FemiD:
IBB Why on earth will people think that IBB will come as a saint? Have you tried observing him and realise that He is still the same old maradona. I mean if he means good, let him first give an account of the 'boom from the gulf', let him apologise to the nation for making us go through hell in the hands of ABACHA, courtesy of his evil annulment. I mean there is more to be expected from him before he can even start dreaming of being President not to talk of being one.

I honestly think no one in his complete state of mind will advocate a come-back for IBB except those caught up in his naira web. IBB! go to hell!

I am honestly yet to have a presidential candidate, but all I know is that the South-south should come together and present a credible candidate. This will go a long way in balancing the political equation. Fair play is the nameof the game. Nigeria is so large and so blessed that we can afford to have 'best candidate' in all states of the Federation, so why not from South-south.

Pls tell them!