₦airaland Forum

i feel like reply her on her twitter handle if not that it is shitty relplying all this celeberity. she must be an illitrate, if not why would she be ignorant of the fact that nigeria is a monochratic economy tbay depends solely on forex from crude oil, and since the price of crude oil has dropped then the happening now is nothing but an expected one. and it isn't buhari faults, even though i am growing disturbed by the inactions of this government in regards to the economy i knw the dollar issue isnt buhari fault atal... beauty isn't brain afterall

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN
IS REALLY STRESSFUL.

Wife: which teams are playing?

Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United

Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...

Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...

Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?

Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...

Wife : okay but they look the
same...what's that yellow card for?

Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester United....

Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?

Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!

Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!

Husband: [silent]

Wife: what is that red card for?

Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.

Wife: then is he going to be a coach?

Husband:[unwilling to answer]aaaaaaa no...

Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning; red=danger.

Husband: exactly darling...

Wife :what about the green card?

Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....

Wife: I want arsenal to win the world
cup...

Husband: [silent]

Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?

Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.

Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?

Husband: [changes the channel]

end time unclothedness

we dont need subsidy NLC .. abi dem put wool for ur hear

DC should shut the be heck up.. we need to develop in nigeria. without closing dasuki gate we cant develop.. get that into ya skull

i dont know when we ll stop celebrating mediocrity

Don't bother getting a pen and paper... just read... if you can't answer them, just keep going. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest. 4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize. 5. Name the last five Academy Award winners for Best Actor and Actress. How did you do? The point is, none of us remembers the headliners of yesterday. These are no second- rate achievers. They're the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners. Now here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: 1. Name three teachers who aided your journey through school. 2. Name three friends who helped you through a difficult time. 3. Name five people who have taught you something worth while. 4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special. 5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with. Easier? The lesson? The people who make a difference in your life aren't the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They're the ones who care.

for real!! what do u mean by dues

dont fear me but fear the consequence of your action

evenl nurse metuh can't boast of this