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raumdeuter:
Did anyone see VVD wasted there and Allison saved?

No

IMO that was Lovren playing Sergio onside.

Aguero. Why the extra touch?

Thecassanova:
Bernardo Silva just Dey vex since morning

Dude is super charged and angry.

Skimpledawg:
Make Shakira enter first

Here comes Shakira. Whenever, wherever.

LPool feeling the pressure more. Passing ain't as crisp.

Get in Sane. That is a proper response.
Game on.

Unlimited22:
Shey you see what happens when you have a 9?

First you need to get the ball in the box one time...1 2 touch and go. Not the sme sme our players do most of the time.

Wow. Wow. Wow. See combination. See good team goal.

Citeh basically first to every first and second balls. Pressing all over the pitch.

Ref, take am easy o

Sarri knew the deal was done but didn't know anything. What does that mean?

nihilistjnr:
you know his name

Ta ni yen? Who be that?

Ibime:
At what point do we accept Bayern bid for Hudson Odoi.

With 18 months left on his contract and Bayern bid up to £30m, if he indicates no willingness to sign, we might just have to sell him.

Marina doing some "bizness" wey person no just understand. The club also refused bid for Willian. Why?

BikeMan:
Jorginho would receive the ball, look forward, get scared, face back and pass back to Rudiger or David Luiz. FT: Today Jorginho had the most touches


Nowadays Chelsea keeps possession so well that you frequently find Jorginho in shooting distance at the edge of the opponent's box, but man neither shoots or make a through-pass. How many minutes did it take Fabregas to provide Morata assist yesterday?


I see people saying he recycles possession blah blah blah, how exactly? Passing back to the defenders or sideways?

Nice. So we now have a Lawma official playing for Chelsea? Isn't that just great.
But you would think that, that is his greatest crime. Wrong. 2 out of every 3 forward passes is typically to the opposing player. The 3rd one? You guessed right, usually sideways. What a player.

Aguero. Absolutely cracking two touch finish. Who said this guy is finished?

hensben:
Aside Hazard who is trying to always make things happen our attack is dead. That attack need overhauling.

The same guy that couldn't go past a 19 year old defender?

NinjaMetahuman:
all the forwards need to Bleep off this year.

Well, just change the whole team.


Sideways passing ain't it.

Rashford. Still can't believe you guys were criticizing the young boy.

Skimpledawg:
Annoying Shiiit

SkimpleD, my man, we need subscription for Sarri ASAP.

Thecassanova:
Another boring masterclass. We seem to be creating mostly on counter. This is Conte’s ball in disguise.

Only after Fab came on. Before that it was even worse.
You are right though, another boring masterclass in unproductivity.

Unlimited22:
Yep. Sign more wingers and midfielders. We must increase our average possession to 80%.

A disgrace.

So Sarri and Sorryball rely on moments of magic from individual players? And not about creating chances as a team?

I dey go sleep.

Unlimited22:
Till we score all these ones na story.

At least we were able to move the ball forward purposefully.

Unlimited22:
Chairman was he not offside?

Very Very tight, if at all.

The vision of Fabrepass.

Unlimited22:
Amba offside as usual.

That was pretty close.

Unlimited22:
More than 70% possession, 4 shots on target, more than 600 passes and no goals.



And we're still signing wingers.

No penetration, wetin striker go do? With all the yeye sideways passing? Someone has to bring the ball in.

Fab on for Barkley. Interesting.

David Luiz. Skills.

Bournemouth 3 - 3 Watford

45 mins wasted. Very poor game so far.
425 passes. Only 2 on target.
Sorryball all around.

nihilistjnr:
this is now officially an agenda

Lol. Just providing the stats Egbon.