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Any one familiar with the entertainment (standup comedy type of thing) landscape in Sydney or Melbourne? I've got me a veteran of the game, looking to do his thing. Is there a market for it, especially within the Nigerian community? First show will be free. Any ideas or pointers?

Ibime:
Let's just go play Yoruba league and give it to the young ones to get some game time and establish themselves.

It's not everytime we must go UCL - UCL that we are not equipped for sef.

Let's embrace Vision 2020.

Will this not affect the way they will play in the league? Playing Thursdays then immediately on Saturdays? Conte will be the first to mention fatigue and the supposedly high price of Italian pizza, though not that that will have anything to do with it.

Solitin40:
To me all these food stuffs are not expensive at all Australia is far to Nigeria they will pay tax and also rent and electricity abeg it’s cheap joor by the way the plantain you talking about is it the "Ogede” type of 9ja or the one in Nylon

Well I think they are expensive just like everything else. Forget all that paying tax and megedefegede talk. Expensive is expensive but then "affordable". By that I mean you can buy it if you want to.

And I'm talking about real ogede. As a matter of fact had yam, plantain and stew with epo pupa for dinner last night.

Why did I wake up early to watch this yeye pipu?
Willian caught the Hazard bug or maybe na the Morata bug? wasting time and falling down waiting for the whistle.
Those that came on sef did nothing. shioor. Instead of them throwing the whole suck-away, pot, plates, table and chair at the opponent, they were busy throwing wooden spoon and toothpick. nonsense.

FA cup? taa. na their wahala be that.

Mcslize:
Can one get Yam, potatoes, plantain there?

Very well yes. Just got some the other day. Maybe a tad expensive as everything else in Australia, but yes, you can can get them here.

Didn't bother with bringing any food item. You can get most of the stuff you need here.




Anyways, preparing for winter.

TeeeVeee:
Pls I have the Australian Graduate Skilled Visa(subclass 476),I would like to know the experience of Nigerians in Australia,if it easy to get a professional job and how long it can take.

It depends on various factors and no one can tell you how long it can take.
The experience though generally I'd say positive. Generally speaking of course.

^^^ Honestly and I could be wrong, bring nothing. Those guys at the border control are not smiling.

Diego Omo Costa. Thug of thugs but one terrific player.

Just what was Conte thinking sending sms upandan. orisirisi.

Diego Omo Costa. Very badt guy.

Nihilstjnr:
Wait! you forgot something...

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have a good night bro!

No time reading all that stuff but goodness you, Nihilist. You are wick.ed. hinhan! egbon, person suppose fear you o.

Beans and rice. Moly Mountains. What I did miss? Claps. Clapbacks. Backclaps.. Uber and sheeeit.
Now I have to go several pages back. BRB.

A40:
Make I consult with the Ambassador himself FBS wetin be the 411.

I'm humble and I know not what you guys are talking about.

Riley McGree. The New Scorpion King. Ridiculous goal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klTQjvqgPcw

popizaino:
if mourinho had believed in him or perhaps gave him a fair amount of time the poor Lad wouldn't have asked for loan.and mourinho will never loan out a player he believes in.

If? Oh yeah, if he was not sent out on loan maybe he wouldn't have become a better player today. How about that? As a matter of fact, I'd say it paid off for the guy. No one can argue that.

popizaino:
well what some of us see while sitting some of you will never see that even if you claim kilimanjaro.

You must be a better coach than the Portuguese then. Lol. Wetin person no go hear.

Unlimited22:
Invisible ko, willy willy ni

We win title person dey complain. Ikantbelieveit.

popizaino:
That nobody could have seen Salah performing this spectacular is a bit untrue.screenshot of my rant on facebook after our defeat to newscastle in our title wining season should prove to you otherwise that some of us can be clairvoyant.

Clap for yourself. Clairvoyant ko, clairvovic ni. My friend stop forming activity.
In the season we won the title your rant was mainly about going invisible. Like seriously?

popizaino:
if Jose favoured salah ahead of willian in his starting line up or perhaps he had believe in salah will he allow the club sell him.


NO CLUB WILL SELL A PLAYER A COACH IN THE CALIBRE OF MOURINHO BELIEVE IN.

Not withstanding. He favored to loan him out just as Salah himself requested for it. But ULTIMATELY, it was the club's decision to sell him. And...and no one can argue the loans to Italy didn't help him. It did. So again, what are you saying?

popizaino:
if referring to salah was the reason y you said chelsea doesn't have appetite to nurture players then you goof big time cos salah case had nothing to do with the club but impatient Portuguese parrot who doesn't have a foresight cus even from the comfort of my home here I was been optimistic about salah's chances if given the same time we gave willian and even curdrado.

so who goofed now? Who is the parrot now? nonsense.
The Club sold Salah

My God is good. All the time! Amen!

STAR Season 2.
Season 1 was so so but they've managed to up the ante is Season 2. Some good script, twists and good songs. Nice.

popizaino:
if referring to salah was the reason y you said chelsea doesn't have appetite to nurture players then you goof big time cos salah case had nothing to do with the club but impatient Portuguese parrot who doesn't have a foresight cus even from the comfort of my home here I was been optimistic about salah's chances if given the same time we gave willian and even curdrado.

Say wetin? So who was the Portuguese working for back then? MC Hammer?
No one could have seen Salah performing this spectacular, not even Klopp so don't come here and start feeling Nostradacious.

lordfalcao:
And they told us the club were not sporting good talents when emenalo was around

If referring to Salah, I believe scouts did zero until we all saw his display against us for Basel.
Personally, I think the club no get appetite to nurture or develop any player. You should come already firing on all cylinders.

Wow! This UCL semifinals 1st leg na real collector's item. Glad I recorded it. Fast, direct, intense and some very good goals. Heck, Henderson was all Kante-cious.


Second leg should be interesting.

popizaino:
did I sound like BovI?


That is what am saying the team mourinho and hiddink left at chelsea were better off the team pelligrini left at city for pep

Now you are truly sounding like Bovi

popizaino:
with or without the money at chelsea pep guardiola would have found it way easier with the crop of players mourinho didn't do well with previously. One key edge we have over the man city team is resilience .
.

You joking right? So why didn't he do anything with the same players at City last season? Idongerrit!

airmark:
When morata missed his first chance for chelsea,

feking id.iot for missing it. was mad at the guy then .

popizaino:
you folk all think was some kind of westbrom or leceister city before Conte came in abi?
Am still saying this times without number pep guardiola would have found it way easier at chelsea than at city.

And why is that? Baba olowo ti sa lo. Where is it going to get the money?
Citeh won this competition with a different manager not too long ago.
So ki ni big deal?

Strong 12 - 7.5/10.
All The Money in the world - 5.9/10
Come Sunday - Don't know how to even rate it.
Den of Thieves - Was expecting more. Too slow paced for a supposedly "Action" movie but some good acting though. 5.5/10.

Neymar1095:
Lol.. Pep is your champion and will remain your
champion for the next one year. And there
is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Enjoy Europa next season.

Even Ranieri thinks its not a big deal.
Conte with less resources become EPL Champion long before Pep. So what is you saying?

Quite sure even Sam Allardyce would win the league with all that money and players.