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all blue band advert are always on point esp d latest,

now imagine sitting in an exam hall with this tall guy,

seedord247:
Stop Copying from Facebook.

yez zir , think u sir ,gawd bless u sir , im verry sowi sir,

lefulefu:
OP even wen dem no dey on strike na wetin we benefit frm them?
ehn na dem go wahala u for money for brazilian hair,money for clothes,money for dis and money for dat and yet wen u wan yansh them for bedroom na dat time dem go dey preach to u and tell u say fornication na sin,
haba
ehen make them go on strike jor and let the naija guys start importing all the oyibo and other foreign women come naija

brodaa u r very much on point broh. .dia shakara don 2much,

bekay911:
190 n co will be punny starved chai

Nah i don't think so d normal nite parolz iz always available they can't go on strike . .after-al all na d same tin n will even save cost dis xmas chickena,

National Association of Nigerian
Girlfriends (NANG) plans to
embark on 2 days warning strike
over boyfriends reluctance to
implement their christmas
budget,
Guys whatz your take on this.

Fellow christians please Never use an X to represent Christ this season, The X here is been slipped into the word by the anti-christ to cancel His name out of the Christmas. So when writing Merry Christmas and Happy new year becareful never to use X instead of Christ. MERRY CHRISTMAS, AQH please lets share this message if you love christ.

mine remains low key with my pc n connection, chikena,

WONDERS OF
MatHS
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 =
987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 =
1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 =
12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 =
1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 =
123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 =
12345678987654321
Now, take a look at this,
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Is represented as, )
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 =
98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5
= 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 =
100%
Then:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4
= 101%
Therefore, one can conclude
with
mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you
there, It's the Love of God
that will put you over the
top, !
It's up

maclatunji:
This is a joke! No way it happened in reality!

maclatunji:
This is a joke! No way it happened in reality!

nah. .it happened real but fictional. .lol

uche13:
simply hilarious!

OAM4J:
lol

funny huh

whats ur take on this!!!

SHOKING BUT BEST DIVORCE
LETTER FROM MR ZIGGI TO HIS WIFE

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this
letter to tell you that I’m leaving
you
forever. I’ve been a good man to
you
for 7 years & I have nothing to
show
for it. These last 2 weeks have
been
hell. , Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today &
that
was the last straw. Last week, you
came home & didn’t even notice I
had
a new haircut, had cooked your
favorite meal & even wore a
brand
new pair of silk boxers. You ate in
2
minutes, & went straight to sleep
after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me
anymore; you don’t want sex or
anything that connects us as
husband
& wife. Either you’re cheating on
me
or you don’t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I’m gone. Your
EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find
me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
REPLY FROM WIFE
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has
made
my day more than receiving your
letter. It’s true you & I have been
married for 7 years, although a
good
man is a far cry from what you’ve
been. I watch my soaps so much
because they drown out your
constant
whining & griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID notice when
you
got a hair cut last week, but the
1st
thing that came to mind was ‘You
look just like a girl!’ Since my
mother raised me not to say
anything
if you can’t say something nice, I
didn’t comment. And when you
cooked
my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating
pork 7 years ago. About those
new
silk boxers: I turned away from
you
because the $49.99 price tag was
still
on them, & I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had
just
borrowed $50 from me that
morning.
After all of this, I still loved you &
felt we could work it out. So when
I
hit the lotto for 10 million dollars,
I
quit my job & bought us 2 tickets
to
Jamaica But when I got home you
were gone, Everything happens
for a
reason, I guess. I hope you have
the
fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you
wrote ensures you won’t get a
dime
from me. So take care. Signed,
Your
Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you
this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
now WTF

SHOKING BUT BEST DIVORCE
LETTER FROM MR ZIGGI TO HIS WIFE

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this
letter to tell you that I’m leaving
you
forever. I’ve been a good man to
you
for 7 years & I have nothing to
show
for it. These last 2 weeks have
been
hell. , Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today &
that
was the last straw. Last week, you
came home & didn’t even notice I
had
a new haircut, had cooked your
favorite meal & even wore a
brand
new pair of silk boxers. You ate in
2
minutes, & went straight to sleep
after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me
anymore; you don’t want sex or
anything that connects us as
husband
& wife. Either you’re cheating on
me
or you don’t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I’m gone. Your
EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find
me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
REPLY FROM WIFE
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has
made
my day more than receiving your
letter. It’s true you & I have been
married for 7 years, although a
good
man is a far cry from what you’ve
been. I watch my soaps so much
because they drown out your
constant
whining & griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID notice when
you
got a hair cut last week, but the
1st
thing that came to mind was ‘You
look just like a girl!’ Since my
mother raised me not to say
anything
if you can’t say something nice, I
didn’t comment. And when you
cooked
my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating
pork 7 years ago. About those
new
silk boxers: I turned away from
you
because the $49.99 price tag was
still
on them, & I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had
just
borrowed $50 from me that
morning.
After all of this, I still loved you &
felt we could work it out. So when
I
hit the lotto for 10 million dollars,
I
quit my job & bought us 2 tickets
to
Jamaica But when I got home you
were gone, Everything happens
for a
reason, I guess. I hope you have
the
fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you
wrote ensures you won’t get a
dime
from me. So take care. Signed,
Your
Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you
this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
now WTF

fisherman  Administration

Spelling Mistake in texts can Ruin someones Life! One Man sent this text to his wife, "I'm having a Great time, Wish you were her"

Instead of wish you were here! Simple Mistake,

mikuz:
@look j what do you know
@op
Hahahaha! Nice (worn)one!!

don't mind em, they never took time to go 2ru the post,

FLESHO is a sugaboi who always
drinks his SugaboiZ's wine and
puts water in the bottle to
replace what he drank.
@SLim was suspicious and
decided to buy pastis ( a french
wine that changes colour if you
add water)
FLESHO as usual, drank from the
wine and topped it up with
water. The pastis became milky
immediately. He decided 2 hide
in d kitchen. When SLIM came
back and noticed d milky wine,
he called his GF to cum & witness
as he makes FLESHO confess to
his 'evil' ways.
"FLESHO", he called from the
sitting room of sugaBoiz PLaza
"Yes Oga". "Who drank my
pastis?" No answer! SLIM asked
again, still no answer; then he
went to the kitchen to meet
FLESHO:
"Are you insane or what? I call
you, you say yes oga, but when I
ask you a question, you don't
answer me.
FLESHO now spoke; "When u're
in the kitchen u don't
understand anything at all,
except ur name." SLIM looked at
him angrily and shouted, "what
kind of rubbish is dat, ?" FLESHO
cut him short, "SLIM if u tink
I'm lyin, go to d kitchen while I
stand here with ur GF & ask u a
question and see" SLIM accepted
and went into the kitchen.
FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"! He
answered "yes ehe FLESHO"
"Who goes into the maid's
bedroom when ur GF is not
there?" *No answer. FLESHO
shouted again: "SLIM, I said who
made the maid pregnant?"
*No answer. Third time: "Boss, I
said who gave Paulina belle?"
SLIM,The boss runs back from
the kitchen shouting: "Wonders
shall never cease!, FLESHO it's
true ooo, when one is in d
kitchen, one does not hear
anythin except his name ooo!"

this i is why the bad guys always have the best chics
protection

amblors:
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its the tagged version.

thankx bruv , u are gudder,

thankx amblors. .bruv what i actually need is da new terry g single the one rumoured stolen from danny young
and
chinaydu -untitled single. .

wuddup er body. .pls some1 help me .
Need the Terry g lates single- Akpo rmx
and
chinaydu of rugged records- untitled . .

make them no join illuminati oo. .

^^. . .cool n ok brov. .

profingaz . .this guy is da hardest frm Ph city. .
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I get it>>
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PROFINGAZ 
A ph city born lyricist repin the game of rap frm ph. .about planing his  mixtape album release  titled Da Proetry . . . Have Gained air play all over the major fm stations in ph city and beyond has n his own unique way of flow . . .

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