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our players re playing like
wrestlers kicking and jumping
all over the pitch.
arrrrrh

lol AIT commentator sha.

Sunmbo posted this photo of
herself and sons Nino and Zii
with the caption ‘My world
rocks‘.

just incase annie......... ok bye!!!!!

Abati should thread carefully.
This surpose to be Ocupe's job,
I see. ocupe is a wise dude, him de use his head. He will never attack baba cos he knows what his capable of plus his former boss.

Dygeasy: You can't browse with it

You can't listen to music with it

You can't take pictures with it

You can't record voice or videos with it

Just leave it till it rings and the pick up, how then won't it last a century?

Abeegi

my tot exactly...though nice innovation

say something else mr.uduaghan. we already used to those line words.

Insightful topic op...
They are of different job specialization though not too far from each other. Engineers solve
technical problems in research
and development,
manufacturing, sales,
construction, inspection, and
maintenance by using science
engineering and mathematical
principles. They technicians often assist
engineers and scientists on the aspect of field power and the
work of technicians
is more application oriented and
more limited in scope than that
of engineers.
But u see i so blame it on the failed state of our educational sector, most the so-called engrs parading themselves are nothing to ride home about. And this is part of the reason why, Nigeria. Africa is tech-innovatively aback.

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this say's it all

@hardbdy pls an gonna need d ebook too frankme2@yahoo(dot)com

l0l..gangsters never die they multiply .

like seriously u guys should grow up ur all making this site look like a joke . i blame seun for making u guys relevant, its just so annoying.

holla@ fdigital ..ladies only, and u can always join tha rm monsterz

A banker 'wife' and a jobless
husband. Every month the girl
will give the guy her full salary
N135k after removing her N15k
tithe. The guy will give the wife
N20k for
personal up keep & guy
determines what happens to the
remaining money, this thing
happened for 3 good years.
There was happiness in the
family & the girl never refuse to
do her primary home duty for
that 3 years despite wrong
advice from friends. That you can
pay the bills & still be doing all
the work. There was
a particular month the guy used
about N70k to travel from state
to state for different interviews.
The guy finally got a job with a
firm in portharcourt his salary
was N600k monthly for a start.
He bought his first car (a brand
new) for N4.5m, he gave d wife d
car key. So he took public
transport to work for about
2years before he bought the
second car for N6 million. After
he bought the second car he
took d keys of the ist car & gave
the wife the key of the second
car. They were very very happy.
They finally moved into thier
personal house after some few
years. 1 day, the wife was
looking for some documents she
now saw a file codedly hidden,
when she
opened d file she saw her
wedding picture when she was
very slim in d first page of d file.
She finally saw that the
document to d purchase of d
land & every other thing in the
house contains her name only. At
d last page was the
guy’s wedding picture and a
note written by d husband, ” MY
WIFE IS ALL I HAVE GOT,NOT EVEN
THIS HOUSE WORTH N24MILLION
AT THE TIME I BUILT IT”. This
couple got married in 1998. Last
Sunday was their wedding
anniversary and they are blessed
with two children a boy & a girl.
True LOVE still exists up till this
day. Are you sure, the love you
have for Him/Her can be
compared to this one you just
read.No matter what remember
you choose each other so share…
it doesn’t matter who put the
food on the table now.
http://shedem./2012/02/02/ladies-can-you-do-this/

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^ as in i wonder

^^ don't mind all those foreign racist. .

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white
woman arrived at her seat and
saw that the passenger next to
her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air
hostess.
"What's the problem, mam?" the
hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I
was given a seat next to a black
man. I can't sit here next to him.
You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, mam" - said
the hostess
"Unfortunately, all the seats are
occupied, but I'm still going to
check if we have any."
The hostess left and returned
some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't
any empty seat in this class-
economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he
confirmed that there isn't any
empty seats in the economy class.
We only have seats in the first
class."
And before the woman said
anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our
company to allow a passenger
from the economy class change to
the first class.
However, given the circumstances,
the Pilot thinks that it would be a
scandal to make a passenger
travel sitting next to an
unpleasant person."
And turning to the black man, the
hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be
so nice to pack your handbag, we
have reserved you a seat in the
first class, "
And all the passengers nearby,
who were shocked to see the
scene started applauding, some
standing on their feet.
SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST
RACISM!

Can someone correct me if am
wrong: 

How Long It Takes A
Woman To Dress Up!!
G-string Pant.=1minute
Bra. =3mins
Bra pad for bosom=1minute
Skinny jean. =10mins
Top\shirt=10mins
Earrings=1min
Wrist watch=1min
Bangles=5mins
Necklace=2mins
Neck beads=5mins
Shoes=15mins
Hair packer=5mins
Make up=1hr 30mins
Bag carrying=2mins
TOTAL = (2hrs 31mins)
***interestingly it takes a GUY just
30secs to TAKE DEM ALL OFF!! Abi na lie.

such a touchy story. . .
@those yelling summarize too badt of u guys cos this just d reason our educational system today is a setback ,
no one wants to read or study but would luv to be certified.

MARRIED OR NOT TAKE A MOMENT
TO Read This,  When I got home
that night as my wife served
dinner, I held her hand and said, I’
ve got something to tell you. She
sat down and ate quietly. Again I
observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t know how to
open my mouth. But I had to let
her know what I was thinking. I,
want a divorce. I raised the topic
calmly. She didn’t seem to be
annoyed by my words, instead
she asked me softly, why? I
avoided her question. This made
her angry. She threw away the
chopsticks and shouted at me,
you are not a man! That night, we
didn’t talk to each other. She was
weeping. I knew she wanted to
find out what had happened to
our marriage. But I could hardly
give her a satisfactory answer;
she had lost my heart to Jane. I
didn’t love her anymore. I just
pitied her! With a deep sense of
guilt, I drafted a divorce
agreement which stated that she
could own our house, our car,
and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it
into pieces. The woman who had
spent ten years of her life with me
had become a stranger. I felt sorry
for her wasted time, resources
and energy but I could not take
back what I had said for I loved
Jane so dearly. Finally she cried
loudly in front of me, which was
what I had expected to see. To me
her cry was actually a kind of
release. The idea of divorce which
had obsessed me for several
weeks seemed to be firmer and
clearer now. The next day, I came
back home very late and found
her writing something at the
table. I didn’t have supper but
went straight to sleep and fell
asleep very fast because I was
tired after an eventful day with
Jane. When I woke up, she was
still there at the table writing. I
just did not care so I turned over
and was asleep again. In the
morning she presented her
divorce conditions: she didn’t
want anything from me, but
needed a month’s notice before
the divorce. She requested that in
that one month we both struggle
to live as normal a life as possible.
Her reasons were simple: our son
had his exams in a month’s time
and she didn’t want to disrupt
him with our broken
marriage.This was agreeable to
me. But she had something more,
she asked me to recall how I had
carried her into out bridal room
on our wedding day. She
requested that every day for the
month’s duration I carry her out
of our bedroom to the front door
ever morning. I thought she was
going crazy. Just to make our last
days together bearable I accepted
her odd request. I told Jane about
my wife’s divorce conditions. . She
laughed loudly and thought it was
absurd. No matter what tricks she
applies, she has to face the
divorce, she said scornfully. My
wife and I hadn’t had any body
contact since my divorce intention
was explicitly expressed. So when
I carried her out on the first day,
we both appeared clumsy. Our
son clapped behind us, daddy is
holding mommy in his arms. His
words brought me a sense of
pain. From the bedroom to the
sitting room, then to the door, I
walked over ten meters with her
in my arms. She closed her eyes
and said softly; don’t tell our son
about the divorce. I nodded,
feeling somewhat upset. I put her
down outside the door. She went
to wait for the bus to work. I
drove alone to the office. On the
second day, both of us acted
much more easily. She leaned on
my chest. I could smell the
fragrance of her blouse. I realized
that I hadn’t looked at this
woman carefully for a long time. I
realized she was not young any
more. There were fine wrinkles
on her face, her hair was graying!
Our marriage had taken its toll on
her. For a minute I wondered
what I had done to her. On the
fourth day, when I lifted her up, I
felt a sense of intimacy returning.
This was the woman who had
given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I
realized that our sense of intimacy
was growing again. I didn’t tell
Jane about this. It became easier
to carry her as the month slipped
by. Perhaps the everyday workout
made me stronger. She was
choosing what to wear one
morning. She tried on quite a few
dresses but could not find a
suitable one. Then she sighed, all
my dresses have grown bigger. i
suddenly realized that she had
grown so thin, that was the
reason why I could carry her
more easily. Suddenly it hit me…
she had buried so much pain and
bitterness in her heart.
Subconsciously I reached out and
touched her head. Our son came
in at the moment and said, Dad, it’
s time to carry mom out. To him,
seeing his father carrying his
mother out had become an
essential part of his life. My wife
gestured to our son to come
closer and hugged him tightly. I
turned my face away because I
was afraid I might change my
mind at this last minute. I then
held her in my arms, walking from
the bedroom, through the sitting
room, to the hallway. Her hand
surrounded my neck softly and
naturally. I held her body tightly; it
was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made
me sad. On the last day, when I
held her in my arms I could hardly
move a step. Our son had gone to
school. I held her tightly and said,
I hadn’t noticed that our life
lacked intimacy. I drove to office….
jumped out of the car swiftly
without locking the door. I was
afraid any delay would make me
change my mind…I walked
upstairs. Jane opened the door
and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do
not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and
then touched my forehead. Do
you have a fever? She said. I
moved her hand off my head.
Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce.
My marriage life was boring
probably because she and I didn’t
value the details of our lives, not
because we didn’t love each other
anymore. Now I realize that since
I carried her into my home on our
wedding day I am supposed to
hold her until death do us apart.
Jane seemed to suddenly wake
up. She gave me a loud slap and
then slammed the door and burst
into tears. I walked downstairs
and drove away. At the floral shop
on the way, I ordered a bouquet
of flowers for my wife. The
salesgirl asked me what to write
on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll
carry you out every morning until
death do us apart. That evening I
arrived home, flowers in my
hands, a smile on my face, I ran
up stairs, only to find my wife in
the bed -dead. My wife had been
fighting CANCER for months and I
was too busy with Jane to even
notice. She knew that she would
die soon and she wanted to save
me from whatever negative
reaction it would have on our son,
in case we pushed through with
the divorce. — At least, in the eyes
of our son—- I’m a loving
husband…. THE SMALL DETAILS OF
YOUR LIVES ARE WHAT REALLY
MATTER IN A RELATIONSHIP. "IT'S
NOT" the Mansion or House, the
Car, Property, the Money in the
bank. These create an
environment conducive for
happiness but cannot give
happiness in themselves. So find
time to be your spouse’s friend
and do those little things for each
other that build intimacy. Do have
a real happy marriage! If you
don’t share this, nothing will
happen to you. If you do, you just
might save a marriage. Most of
life’s failures are people who did
not realize how close they were to
success when they gave up,  YOU
DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE
UNTIL ITS GONE!!

This mozat shit iz just soo on point. .

Here is a lowdown on the MOZAT trips

▼‹ ›Wondering, "What is Mozat"?
Well, Mozat is MOZAT is a mobile
social app that aims to connect
you with friends on Nokia and
other mobile devices. MOZAT
works on Java feature phone,
Nokia, BlackBerry, Android,
iPhone, iPad; just one App to
keep all your friends connected.
Once you signed up with Mozat,
you will be issued your own
unique PIN just like the BBM PIN.
Features of Mozat Chat
Messenger :
1) Unlimited Free Chat,
2) Integrated Mobile Social
Games,
3) Instant Mobile Sharing,
4) No User ID or Password,
5) Unique PIN
6) Auto-Friend Detection,
7) Connect with other IM buddies
(YM, MSN, Facebook Chat, etc),
Group Chat,
9) Message Delivery Report,
10) It Works on Every Phone,
11) Other Mobile Social Tools like
chatroom, polls and circles.
Once you add your Facebook
account to your Mozat app, you
will start seeing updates of your
Facebook friends and also will be
able to chat with them right in
the app. If you add your Twitter
account, you will also start seeing
the Tweets of your friends and
you can even Retweet, Reply and
Forward tweets right inside the
Mozat app. You can also chat
with your MSN, Yahoo and
Google Talk contacts right inside
the app.
You can configure your Mozat
app to auto-update your
Facebook, Twitter once you
update your Mozat status. You
can send broadcast messages
to all your contacts, you can poke
and PING your friends etc
How To Download Mozat
Use the default browser of your
mobile device to go to
www.mozat.com
Click on Free Download
How To Use Mozat Messenger
After installing mozat app to your
device, launch it.
Choose New User
Enter your Phone Number
A code will be sent to your phone
via text message. Use it to verify
your account and you will be
good to go.
== > If you see network or
incorrect access point error
message, just keep retrying or try
it later.

U can hit mE up on M1FAVB
letz digg it.

Okija_juju:
wither u - Whats up (with u) _{used as a compliment}

It use 2 be compliment wayback not now, cos if u go say this at streets of portharcourt anyhow, u go know far.

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A car was snatched at gun point , owner of car shouting MY FUEL.

^ wishin u greater possibilities in all archievements,