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Ma niqqa kill this one

SmellySperm:
holy shit! my brown riz don finish

Red eyes

Duri banza banza

Nigeria Police go see white, him go tell you that thing na red

debbydams:
m lazy in. Bed

No be weytin..... None of them sabi carry u

Hello ladies and gentlemen in the house, If your future child decide not to further his/her education to tertiary institution, will you allow it Why?

debbydams:
Orisirisi

you want to be searching, you can't stay one place

Tell us about the last one

Not surprised, this kind of complain is much better than the other one

CSTRR:
You would be surprised that more women have left men because their dickks are too big than the other way round.

You don't mean it El-rufai

Ashirawealthy1:
Danfo wey u go enter wey u go lose abeg run from am.

you know better. Na rejected

Ashirawealthy1:
You wanna explore, no chance.

no worry I no want enter your danfo na just complement

The5DME:
im not in school yet.

well, when you are ready for school, make sure you are not going to study a course you did not choose and it's okay if you don't want to go to school, you will be fine

Mide3367:
be like ur own no dey give u joy... Toothpick I guess

trust me, you don't want talk about my gbola like that

Ashirawealthy1:
Size matters, but some will have x2 in size but still perform like a frog. So its all bout exploring to its fullest

lol the one that performed like frog, did u tell him the truth?
Women contribute to bedroom performance too Some girls are so good in bed that it will make a man perform wella.
I get this vibes that you will make a fine partner in exploring

Your gbola dy give u joy abi

Mide3367:
She left me because of big gbola . So I am talking on behalf of my ex

Lol bros pity the guy. DSS too much for this one


The whole DSS don sort the matter

Cerebellum:
Lol...lol


Arindin man
OP, nah Abdul's accomplice wey steal.ur phone then be this

Quick call DSS

Cerebellum:
Lol...lol


So bcoz your dad told you, you must marry after finishing skul, then u wantu push it too

I hope it won't end in premium tears for you

Anyways, me, I'm going back to skul to phuck more phekus ni

No doubt,ma nigga

Lol ma nigga you mean crocodile tears

We no dy the same school, you for help me push am too

Ihatebuhariwith:
after erection abi?

of course

Damn girl, you are wild.
Size matters o, Just imagine it was 2x long and big. You know the rest

Ashirawealthy1:
Even if its 3 inches, please learn how to use it to its maximum satisfaction.
My ex had it average in size (it was small joor and even slim) but the guy was bad, he was a great man, he would kiss me all over, lick my face, my neck to my belly down to my clitoris. He would stimulate my nipple make it hard, suck one of my boob while stimulating the other. Tho i never allowed him give me a head-job, i always stop him once i see say water don dey pass garri, his fingering was something else then what about the sex "o my God" and he doesnt even ejacuate on time, so for me its not bout the size but its capacity.
I always end it with a cow girl style at the 4th round (i dont know the name but when the lady is on top) and plus a blow-job for a job well done.

Before the pandemic surfaced, school life was hell to the extent that I was happy when school was suddenly closed down because i needed a break from all the brokeness, temptations, stress, reading, exams and all the things that spoils my interest in school. But here we are, back to school again and I want things to be different this time around, here is some of the things I want to do differently.

1. I want to attend all my lectures: i have come to realized that skipping lectures contributes to your brokeness in school, if you engage yourself in school activities, you will be occupied which will be a good thing because idleness can make you spend unnecessarily.

2. I don't want to be a nice guy: during the pandemic, i have come to realize that being a nice guy in school has more disadvantages. Since the pandemic surfaced most people i helped out in school especially hostel friends never called me once to know watsup, well I don't care anymore I don't need your call either. Before you help anybody in school try to evaluate them, some people don't deserve help especially students. You can think of helping people when you are a man on your own.

3. I don't want to engage in group outing: in school you will see up to 4 to 7 friends eating together in restaurant like everyone is paying there own bills. Trust me if you continue this kind of habit, it will increase your brokeness and may affect your needs.

4. i want to be more honest: my dad always tell me that if you like telling lie, a time will come when you will say the truth but nobody will believe you. Don't tell lies because you want impress someone, it's not worth it especially in school, telling lies doesn't make you smart, it makes you lose sight of truth around you. Please be open to everyone in school, Don't hide your feelings. Being honest will save you lots of stress and trouble

5. I want to find my kind of lady: right from childhood, i am not the type that freaks out because of woman in fact I am still a virgin but recently my dad have been shouting to us that immediately we finish school, we are getting married. So i am praying that God will lead my kind of lady right to me. Girls choke for my school and i am sure i won't lack one but with the kind of course am studying (pharmacy) i hope i find a lady that will understand me and contribute to my success because i am very committed to my course, the moment I noticed any thing fishy about her , i am moving on to the next girl. No time for drama, pharmacy drama is enough. And lastly

6. I want to cultivate a better study habit: i have always been above average academically, in primary and secondary school i was always Among the top, my family and friends see me as a very intelligent person. in universities it's otherwise, you need to put in more effort if you want to stay above average and that I will do by God's grace. During pandemic, i realized that intelligence and abilities are not fixed, you can develop them to the highest level. You just need to be consistent and committed in doing it. Looking at my jamb-putme scores and 100level result i realized that am truly above average and I want to continue like that by improving my study habits and shake off the "i don't care attitude" i used to have towards school. In 100level i didn't read much and my result was good but while I was in 200level things changed so bad and i thank God for this long break if not my CGPA for don bend. Time for a real change.

Please share with us What you plan on doing differently when you are back to school?

olawalebabs Richiez Fynestboi

Okay, but no be only ashawo dy fûck na, just put it this way "if sex was the way to a man's heart, i won't be single"

extol1:
how do you measure a penis? what do you consider to be small penis

most times penis are measured in inches and any penis that is below 4 inches is a small penis to me

MeekySmudger:
..Is 7.8 small?

maybe she broke up for some other reasons

I think most nigerian ladies like to hide the fact that they enjoy relationship/marriage more if their men's penis is long and big at least. Some of them will just bring unnecessary reasons or even cheat on the guy just to call off the relationship without telling the real truth.
So ladies have you ended a relationship before because your guy's penis is not satisfying you enough? Did you tell him the truth?

Termiton castle

yomi007k:
Go find work...

okay, you get work?

I came out of shower and to my surprise is this girl sitting on my bed just staring at me.i don't know her and i have never seen her here before. Please what should I do? Am scared she won't leave my room alive if I even talk to her.

This is a critical moment for me, Any kind of advice is welcomed

Na money dey lead to marriage

Captain jack