₦airaland Forum

coogar: there's no bigamy in nigeria
polygamy is not illegal in nigeria....

If he is a christain it is illegal, and i suspect he is...

coogar: i shall be conducting a medical examination of your claims.

When next you coma to Cali you can do that

Good for him, he was gonna commit an act of bigamy.

Girls of this days are so promiscuous...
An Aristo might have taken them there for God knows what.

CFCfan: So accurate.

Couldn't be more accurate

coogar: good!

Uw

coogar: oh, i see.....
that definition is vague....does mastürbation count? änal sex?

Never had/did any of those...

coogar: https://25.media.tumblr.com/cb76a88b12d5077c59f7961a2704c8db/tumblr_mglmztqn721s3ol1wo1_400.gif

Coogar, you 're gonna crack my ribs with laughter with this your gif, be right sure that if that happens, I 'll come for yours.

coogar: define who a virgin is.....

....Never had sêx

shymexx: A couple..

It seems Igbo chics in Ldn are winning in the batty game among Nigerians out here..

Well, most of them are mixed with other African countries..

Any where they talk about batty, you'll surface

Mr shymexx batty lol

CFCfan: Hmm.. This thread has turned into boobs v batty
I like both.

I'm not surprised

coogar: what else?
intravenous infection? at least one can mouth off the boobs, what do men do with batty apart from admiring from a distance or slapping it?



but you are a woman - tell me what your partner likes doing to the batty...

I don't have a parner, I'm a virgin

coogar: what's in the batty?
majority of these black africans don't even see this batty during sex.

What you don't see... Those that are obsessed see

And who told you that? If you know how to handle a woman, you 'll def see the batty during sëx.

naijababe: Don't mind Coogar, he enjoys being an outlier

True!

Coogar must be some of those peeps that root for a bad guy in movie.

coogar: i am a black man and i don't obsess over batties.
there are at least 5 million black men like me so that theory is a myth! face over batty all day.

Hmm... You must be one in a million tbh.

I have never come across a black african who is not obsessed with big batty.

coogar: people might think you are gay with this....

Lmao
]

Katsumoto: hem hem *cough cough* can I ............ ?

Didn't you read where I wrote I have a PhD in arseology? I have documented research on ar.ses; where the best and worst ones are. I am unashamedly an ar.se man.

Sorry, I must have missed that part....

But I know most black guys are obsessed with big batty, good yo know you are not an exception with the craze...lol

@op, are you a match maker?

Anyway, I'm not 30 yet, so lemme take a back sit and watch from the sideline.

naijababe: How da fook should I know? Aint there a reason why Juggs sells so much?

naijababe: Do you have a big batty? I can't think of any other reason why he'll oblige you

Yes, i have got a big batty, Did't know Katz like big batty like Shymexx. Lol

Katsumoto: One can send pms on NL? How?

You 've been on NL long enough to know this, don't pretend you don't know...

Katsumoto: lmao

trust me when you have a stalker on here, you have to be careful bout what you reveal.

Agreed with the bolded.

Ok, send me pm and tell about it.

naijababe: Hell will freeze over first Don't hold your breath o my dear.

Katsumoto:

I am deliberately not answering so as not to confirm or deny.

It wasn't bad treatment as such. Just spending more time than necessary explaining my surname, eyes, etc. And there were the occasional haters.

Katz, you have to come clean and tell us where exactly your dad is from. Don't understand why you 're dodgy 'bout it.

coogar: irish women are battylicious too.



if that happened in the UK, i wouldn't even flinch but in your country, i wouldn't have been surprised if the dude had an RPG in his backseat.

You 're right...he might also be a crack head having a sub-machine.

Katsumoto:

Why are you laughing? it's not funny!

You shouldn't be treated as an outsider, just cuz one of your parent is a Japanese.

Nigerians are friendly people, especially to outsiders not to talk of "mulatto", like you. I'm bit surprised you were treated as such.

coogar: cool beans!



one drunk driver nearly crashed into the car i rented and i cursed at him.
the next thing, he rolled up beside my car by the traffic lights and as i was trying to continue my protests, he just grinned to show his grillz - i have never been that scared in my life - dude is defly a killer. the relief i got when the lights went green was the best ever. if i am going to die, it must not be in the land of the yanks!

Sorry about that, it's surely a one off incident...

Lol @ the bolded...

Katsumoto: Nigeria doesn't interest me. [b]I was treated like an outsider [/b]while there and the economic conditions are not attractive for me. My livelihood shouldn't be dependent on knowing someone or a group of people. When there is an enabling environment, then I may consider it. You can't place a value on peace of mind.

Awww! Sorry Katz.

Why were you treated this way? Is it coz you are mix?

coogar: book me for september......
do you have a gun? this time around, i need some protection.

Yes, i have a glock and a 9mm.

Why are you asking... Were you harassed or robbed when you came before?

adaobi123: If you are serious............you can host me too

I've never been to america

Adaobi, you 're always welcome Nne

shymexx: Still young - born in the late 80s and I grew up in the 90s...

How old are you??

Lol @ born in 80s.

coogar: 45 - real age
25 - official age
28 - naija age

Lmao!

I'll take the first one 45

coogar: i can't remember......who won it?



california is great!
host me? that's quite an appetising offer........

I'm serious Coogar