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Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 3:02pm On Sep 13, 2016

dopeJemi:

It wasn't a fair fight i'm beginning to think y'all are the friends he talked about and you guys came to defend his honor, well, it was fun while it lasted

Lol that's not your nut to crack, it's nice you had fun buddy

AngelAhnie:
Lol, hope you want bash me if I sleep on duty. If yes then I'll accept the offer

I'd never do that to an angel You don't mind if I slide into your pm, do you?

Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 2:37pm On Sep 13, 2016

dopeJemi:

See this one, since when I say make you open thread, I no see you again... well, I have no enemies, they are not my enemies and I didn't tremble, you think it's easy responding to 4 people at once with a phone? And I also noticed some were beginning to take it seriously that's why I stopped

I'm not troublesome though some people will find this very hard to believe, not after my exploits here

Lol... You got more than you bargained for? Watch who you F with next time.... Enjoy yourself

AngelAhnie:

Hey My Pretty Buuty ... You are still here? I heard you are angel? How about I make you my guardian angel?

Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 2:24pm On Sep 13, 2016

dopeJemi:

Yes oh, won't you introduce me?

I perched at a corner to see if you are really worth entering the arena with but I see as you tremble at the feet of your enemies, I was beginning to like your rugged spirit but you just had to allow the coward in you win over that bold side. I am a god to you which will make the fight an unbalanced one, you won't even last the first round. You have potentials that could still be drilled though, how about you be my squire and let me drill out the beast in you and make you fearless

Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2016

dopeJemi:

Ah! Yes, finally gotten to the smartest of the bunch, how should we do this mate? Should we take it somewhere else? Like open a thread where no one else would see it, just me and you

What do you say?

Finally you get to me, a Zombie's speed is super when compared to the processor's speed of your brain. It's in your hands to choose whichever way you want to die boy, my job here is just to murder you and that I shall do with my eyes veiled because even a blind dog is a more worthy opponent than you are

Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 12:53pm On Sep 13, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Is there any need for the blood to flow?

Do you want to leave (live) or you want to stay there asking me rhetorical questions? If you want to witness this then fell free to cling onto my heavy left hand while I slay with the right

Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 12:47pm On Sep 13, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Good

Hey Preety Buuty, it's about to get bloody here and if you know you don't want your delicate body to be used as a shield in this war against that fuktard called dopeJemi, then run along.

DopeJemi or dumb jemi, whichever it is. You see I don't like dealing with autistic zombies, be smart when you are in the ring with me, even if we very well know that you are not but at least pretend to be. Stand on your feet and fight your doom, though the outcome is already known but try to stop being a coward that you have been all your life

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Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 12:39pm On Sep 13, 2016

dopeJemi:

Stop this friendly talk na, which one is "bro" inside the matter now? Insult me na

How would you like to die? Should I slit your throat mercilessly just like poverty slayed that of your forefathers... Or.... Should I slice you into halves and watch your blood gush out like how water gushed into your archaic medulla...

Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker Shares Photos With His Wife by Fela40: 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2016

sinaj:
bros why u wicked so

Na Correct Yiarn na cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker Shares Photos With His Wife by Fela40: 10:42pm On Sep 11, 2016

dollyjoy:
Van is more handsome than the wife, He for marry me. Hahahahahaha.

Make he marry you? shocked

Why you no just kuku kill am than giving him the punishment of waking up every morning to see a monster by his side for the rest of his life. Why e no go kuku do Rev'd father instead of marrying someone that will bare him kids that will be uglier than the sins of sodom and gomorrah? Why you go say make he marry you na? Chaii.

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Phones / Re: Lady Wants Who Will Buy Iphone 7 For Her by Fela40: 7:27pm On Sep 11, 2016

dollyjoy:
I need one too, someone should get for me too.

Someone should get you an iPhone 7 ? cheesy

With this your Okochaic leg? grin

You don't even deserve to be given a Nokia 3310. See your face like person shiiit.

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Events / Re: ***********my Birthday******** by Fela40: 12:33am On Sep 07, 2016

May death befall you on this special day of yours.

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