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Na so e easy to buy Benz from yahoo? Do you know the number of yahoo boys that can't even buy sub and are squatting with friends?

Take matter to village for what? So you can be a laughing stock? Wait till the baby is born and do DNA test without informing your wife(so she won't collude with the doctor). Just ask doctor what sample you need to collect from the baby

Xso666:
She changed when I brought her to Lagos she was never like this when I met her because I met her when she was still schooling

ZombieDredd:
it is appointed unto men once to die, and after that judgement by God almighty who created you in the first place.
Hebrews 9:27-28.

you do not live in a continous loop and will give account of every thing you have done or spoken on earth one day.

Bible and Quran were written by warlords and terrorists who wanted to keep their subjects hopeful, docile and well behaved

What are the goats, lizard, banana, lions sharks here for? You are here to live for a few years and die. Nothing else. It's cowardice that makes people event stories of living after you die. Do goats continue to live after they die too?

You are advertising software development but your website barely loads.

Because money has no value on its own. It's just a representation of your valuable assets.
You will normally hear printing money leads to inflation but why will printing money lead to inflation? I will try to answer it.

Money on its own is just paper or numbers on a computer. The real value lies in what you have that your people and people in other countries want. If everything you as a country have (gold, oil, food, rare earth, entertainment etc) that other countries and your people want is worth 100bn dollars, you can print only 100bn Naira to match it and your Naira will be worth around 1 dollar to 1 Naira. If you decide to print another 100bn without increasing the valuables you already have, you will end up having 200bn Naira notes representing the valuables you have that's worth only 100bn dollars thereby reducing the value of your currency to 2 Naira for 1 dollar and so on. If you decide to print 1trn Naira your Naira will be worth 10 Naira to a dollar. This is obviously just illustration. The real economics is more complex but this is the whole baseline and idea behind it.

Shawarmagirl:
That can only happen with a white woman. Never in Nigeria will this happen. Na for movies we dey see am.

not true. My brother married a girl that's way richer than him. In fact he was at the verge of returning to the village before he met her. She helped him with almost everything and they're even abroad now sef with their children. He's not even handsome or educated, me that I'm super handsome and educated I'm here feeding one mbeke who is basically good for nothing. I don't know if I'm actually rettarrdedd or under a spell

I believe you will have to be working in a good place, even if the salary is not big but when they ask you what do you do for a living, you will have something to say and it should sound good to the ear. You should also dress well. I'm certain those are more than enough if you find such a girl and she likes you. Her family will not be a problem

What do you expect when Trump talk to world leaders anyhow as if he is talking to his house helps. In fact you shouldn't talk to your house in such manner. Yes we know you are the president of USA, yes we know USA is powerful but it still doesn't mean you should be denigrating everyone for no reason. World leaders should learn to start ignoring him

Softmirror:
Nigeria and Nigerians have been living a superficial prosperity. Welcome to reality that has made a reconfiguration of levels. If you are left out today, doesn't mean you should lose hope.

I hope you know that Airlines are not complaining of empty seats.

I think you are suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

Softmirror:
This administration exposed people who have been living a fake life claiming wealthy.

people living basic life is not fake life. Do you know that an average senior lecturer will not be able to afford flight to go to another state? Even doctors on average will not be able to afford that. Would you say it's fake life for a doctor trying to fly from Lagos to Abuja? Or a lecturer trying to do the same? Which other country will a doctor not be able to afford basic flight within the country?

Why do these former footballers, actors, singers always feel entitled, acting like they are better than everyone else? When you were playing football, did they not pay you? Did they not give you the exposure to be seen by football clubs so you could be signed and make more money? So because you played football once we're all supposed to put our lives on hold to start worshipping you? Do you know the number of people dying in this country daily? What's special about that guy that we should care about him in particular?

It made sense until you mentioned 1950 any doctor who ordered a test in 1950 would be dead by now or so decrepit and frail that he wouldn't be able to stand up or see or recognize anyone

Depriest2020:
All medical personnels, Journalist, Cab drivers, rescue operators/Ambulance 🚑 service personnels, Teachers and professors are all Hamas members in disguise.

that's probably because Hamas is the authority in Gaza, they are literally the elected government there so what do you expect? It's not like they are some ISIS or Boko Haram or something

Lol who's supposed to believe this?

Therock5555:
Which girls eat a lot normally?


Girls dey chop reach men?


Only greedy fellas go to people house and eat half their food...

haa girls dey eat oo. I know boys sabi eat too but I don't get many male visitors that would eat at my house. Highest na to drink alcohol together

Therock5555:
Bros you're taking rubbish from those fellas...

Na your house, serve them yourself, don't go and give someone ownership to your kitchen and food, trust me, it's very dangerous....

food no be anything bro. Let the hungry eat. I also noticed something, most Nigerian girls have stomach ulcer

Therock5555:
Thank God this is abroad, I simply excuse myself and walk to the waiter, I form him that the lady would sort herself out, before I japa...



If na Naija, normal girl would be too frightened to order this much but if she does, make she carry extra clothes sha cause na there she go dey work as cleaner for the next 6 months...

girls eat a lot normally. Tell a girl to cook for you and go out, she will half the pot

I will pay for the food and leave her there while she's still feasting. The main reason being that I'm shy, sitting on such a table will make me die from shame. Girls eat a lot normally. All the girls that have ever visited me eat at least twice the amount of food I would eat

How many of us had pilots as father? No be only vision. I would've been impressed if he were an orphan or the son of a loafer

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders.......I guess you guys are doing great? . Well,life has been somehow good and I believe in the process of hustle and the fact that it'll definitely yield good results so long a hustler don't give up....

Today being Tuesday will mark it two weeks since I started my new business and I must say though it hasn't been easy but I can confidently say I prefer it to what I was experiencing all the years of being a Keke rider....I mean,in terms of the peace of mind,no more insults from passengers with incurable anger issues and no more emotional trauma at all . I must really say I'm thankful to God for all of that.......

But then again, something just happened yesterday,that was Monday.....I came across my pastor's wife........To be honest,it's over a month since I stopped attending church . My reason for stopping isn't far fetched.........There was a time when I was financially down and I needed money to sort out some issues...... Before now,I used to be very consistent in every single activity going on in the church....But what really broke my heart was when I met with my pastor's wife and told her if I could get any help from the church,with a promise to pay back in two weeks time......She didn't say NO to me but promised to help,but I will have to be more focused on the activities going on in the church......So that was how I started attending every midweek activity...I even joined the evangelism team that went out to win souls for Christ .....I even almost joined the church choir . I even partook in the sanitation department of the church, hoping that my request would be granted........

Unfortunately,my request was never granted.......The one that even broke my heart the most was whenever I tried to confront my pastor's wife,she always did everything possible to avoid me . That was when I realized I was being used and would never get any help from the church........

So I stopped going to church,and seeked for help from somewhere else and fortunately,that was when and where my breakthrough came from....

Now,my pastor's wife saw me yesterday and was asking me why I haven't been to church for the passed one month....I couldn't hold my anger but had to tell her the reason why I stopped...I told her if I can't and couldn't get help from the same church which I had been worshipping in,then what's the essence of going to church......She tried to compel me by preaching more verses from the Bible but it seemed the more she was opening her mouth to do that,the more my anger kept increasing 😡😡. After trying so hard to re-colonize me but all her efforts seemed to be to no avail,she had to depart shamefully

So, house,did I do wrong by wanting help from my father's house? Or did i do wrong by turning her down?

Mynd44 Dominique nlfpmo.d obembet.....

you did nothing wrong. You gain nothing by going to church. The only people gaining are pastors and some of the choir people

dollytino4real:
If u don't have to spend mind ur prick and keep it in ur trousers,

meaning if I have to spend I don't have to mind my prick. I can decide to marry 12 wives like my grandfather and have extra concubines outside

ADC flopping hard everywhere

Players are going crazy these days. Isak said same thing to Newcastle. It's high time they started arresting these pompous kids for fraud. You signed a contract, honour the terms, refund every money you've been paid or go to jail

"... better at football than..." learn how to write basic English properly

Putindbutt:
This man is unpopular in Anambra, see as people dey look am throway eyes dey waka pass. I also want to see the hypocrites calling for Wike's head to first bring down the head of this fraud.

last election he got 99% of the vote there by the way. I don't think you the meaning of unpopular

heracles1:
you will only understand that majority of these rape accusations are false when you live here in the UK.
these white girls are looking for a small mistake from a man and term it as harassment. you can even look at it a girl she would say its harassment because she felt uncomfortable.

five years for rape? What does the judge mean by "his good character"? The whole thing does not add up.

SisterAnn:
Your wife's concern is borne out of love and nothing more.

And even the Op knows this but just decided to troll his wife.

Single men advicing married men only on NL.

it's not. It has nothing to do with love. It's normal manipulation tactics to esnare the man into always consulting her before doing anything.