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tojahh:
Please can I resign my job and start yhahu?

I work full-time on Bolt but the money I need. Bolt no fit give me.

Please who can teach me yhahu? I am ready to drop my car for my partner sir.

Felicity0001

Help me abeg. This work don tire me.

Retype again

mamman40:
What a secondment! Ur submission is brutish and glaringly true....lol.
But wait oo, Uber drivers should be saving and planning to lunch business na ...no b to go work for person again.

Just as u second the advice of "Advision", I have bin highly thinking of how to manipulate my time at work and couple with the riding. The nature of my work is morning till 6pm.
*I have to increase my income * m getting a vehicle on a loan * I will have to service the loan(at most monthly basis). * I have to service my family.
Bringing this puzzle together have bin mentally sapping.

Thanks, once again.

I bin no won put mouth oh because I don't like giving advice on a subject I know little or no information about.

But from this your post I want to believe you're married and with a kid or kids... If so, my brother pursue that loan, use am pursue more degrees, work more on your career, apply for more jobs, it easier for a working class to get another and better job. You've the edge already.

You do a 8am to 6pm job and you're thinking of adding a driving job to it? Plus family?? Are you whining me??

How much loan do you think you can get from your company that will be enough to buy a trouble free car? 3m, 4m? Did you read where Dapo bought a 2006 Toyota Corolla for 5.1m? Just last week or thereabout. If you have 5m now na car you go use am buy in this period of N575/ltr?? Oga better think smart

Better still empower your wife, open a business for her and you guys can run it together when ever you're free.

My 2cent

donbrowser:
I have told you where to find the tears you seek. I won't let you push me to do things I will feel sorry for you over again. Peace Be Unto You

Oga if you don't have anything good to say simply drop a meme no dey bobo us abeg

donbrowser:
Going to your kitchen and cut onions is a better way to seek what you find. Let's enjoy the peace we've had here

Have you ever wonder why children don't have eye problem? I eat raw Onion a lot so you don't need to tell me what I already know... You be small pikin so pack well.

At least make yourself useful

Somebody is up there seeking advice, he is worried about not been able to speak your dialect, a little help from you can go a long way.

Show e resign his 80k job or not?

Drop advice let's see if your brain cells are still alive

IFSHR:
Abeg in your youth days....create more wealth with your money....make money work for you....every one naira is very important .

[s]Wealth Is not the money you have when you can walk around...is the money you have when you can't walk around.[/s]

Wealth to me is fulfilment, being to afford whatsoever one desire at any given time in good health and sound mind.

You can have money and have bad health, that not wealth.
You can have money and one of your kids is giving you restless mind, that's not wealth... Wealth is peace of mind.

It's not all about money per say.

That somebody is living in the USA with investment back at home doesn't make him wealthy, you that is living in Nigeria and can afford the basic things if life stresslessly and have good health, my brother you're the wealthiest man on earth

Pearl1910:
Ahhhh...that owing aspect when u become regular customer is Inevitable. One client is still owing me 60k for a 3-day trip to Ondo since 2019. Another thing is some people, once u allow them owe u, that relationship has ended, two things will happen; either they will not call u again meanwhile they will still be doing the trips o or dey will vex and quarel because u demanded for your money.

Then you're not a good business man.

I don't mix business with familiarity.

Bro no matter how close we are, you hire me for a full day job you already know my policy. 25% should be paid 12/24hrs ahead... Balance immediately after drop off if not I pack my car in front of your gate and leave with my keys. By the time you neighbors won enter compound you go credit me aza.

I don't take shit!

Why would I carry you without getting my money?

I've a lot of CEOs till date who still call me for offlines, some of them if I'm not available they don't call Uber, they rather wait or postpone their movement.
Never a time have anyone own me a dime.

I stylishly dumb one some 4-6months now, I usually carry their daughter to Convennanant University... Rich men with their policy... Each time I'll have to drive empty from AE to Marina to pick either his wife/hubby and daughter to drop off or pick up daughter at Ota, Canaan land. After the fuel increase they still didn't want to increase the regular fee (30k), I understand it's not easy but she na me e easy for ni?
I stopped using ac... I always come up with one or 2 excuses to why the ac is not working.
We have known for over 4yrs... From carrying their son to Caleb in Ikorodu to NYSC- Ibadan... Customer turned family.

But I'd to pull the plug after the current fuel hike... How I win take charge my papa?
Felicity we are going to drop off Eniola next week ooh... How much is our bill this time that fuel is up now?
Ah!!! Daddy my car is very very bad ooh
Okay call me when the car is okay, or do you want some loan to fix it?
No Sir, it's already at the mechanics.

Almost 6 months car still dey mechanics

donbrowser:
Tips that are better than stupid memes and gbas gbos

Tips you neva for once post

Even your Gbos gbas self is wack

Okay post memes, baba no sabi

Oga you're so useless to this community

Djdamian:
Not sustainable.

The BDCs will likely mop up the dollars,hoard it and make it scarce again,then we are all back to square one.

The only solution is to export more than we import and attract foreign investors.

If only you know the dependant the naira has over the dollar you'd known the naira has a long walk to do.

Do.you know the amount of FX parents send out on a weekly basis to their kids for upkeep, school fees, rent and all that?
Do you know the amount of FX we spend on medicals abroad? Lets not even talk about money laundry... Sir, leave newspaper headlines... Those guys are just distracting most Nigerians

Gentlelife50:
That's what they used to say but these days after displaying what they got on dashboard then they add plus offline, so so amount.

Those days when I say I convert some trips offline I know the hammer I received

The worse people in life are hypocrites

Itsrm:
Most prices on jiji are just there to lure you in. When you see the car, they tell you the real price.

In cases where they put the actual "reasonable" price, you find out that the cars are dead and carefully packaged to sell to an unsuspecting victim.

Ooooh... Guy!!! Stop nawwwwhhh.... Must you say everything you know?

Doris4ever:
Have you tried checking Jiji. Have been seeing clean cars there at reasonable prices. Though you still need to check with your mechanic.

Also, why not try other brands aside Corolla.

Mirage!

dapotemi:
"outside" is not smiling at all...I felt so unhappy today, got me brooding for a while....A week ago I put up a request here that I need a Corolla, 2003-2006....Our budget was actually between 3.7-3.8...
Today, I decided to enter market, thinking that the guys have been using are not effective enough..I Waka round Lagos, almost finish 10k fuel ....Brethren, the cheapest Corolla I got was 4.6 million....Fear catch me, I don't know things has really gotten that bad....For a 19 year old vehicle....A dealer presented a 2006 for 5.5 million, very clean, after so much bargaining he said he will take 5.1.
I was just angry with myself, with the country, with everything...Person con be like failure again...This country don finish o walai...
On a second thought, all this 1k trip no suppose dey again, even if na 2 second trip.....Maintain your car, you may never be able to afford another one, with this Hussle abi na where Uber man was see 5 million.....HP on a toks now go be like how much again ...I just weak honestly..

You c? If somebody had charged you 50/100k to get you something that suits your budget say 3.8m or 4m max would you have appreciated him/her? Wouldn't you say paid him for doing his job?
Worse case would have been that, I connived with the dealership to jackup the price... No one would ever believed even if the dealership presents his statement of account to proof he didn't send any money to me afterwards.

A king the Holy Books say is not honoured in his house.

Me go buy a 2006 Corolla for 5m... Me?!! Say watin happen... How much come be Camry?

Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk

Wat is new there? Oga come finish your story?

Did she returned with her card or not?
Lol

tojahh:
Rider never deny you when e sup na why ginger still full your body. Continue dodging police for riders

Bro your job is to drive and drop them from A-B nothing concern me if we meet Police for road again. December 2020 fresh from Endsars na so I carry two guys from Luxury Flat to Hillsbay Hotel, we come jam those police for freedom way, na so those guys say make I no stop make I no mind them, say these guys are rogues, say abeg no stop abeg, do whatever you can but dont stop, which kind traffic are they causing at this time, thieves, yenyenyen. (I sensed fear in his voice and this feeling he's hiding his phone somewhere in the car) Na so me sef dey vex for police come use horn disturb come find way move, na so those police chase me with that Dangote motor I no know I was still blowing speed (11pm) at the traffic light at Idado that was where they blocked me.
I was thinking it's because I didn't stop at the traffic light at Jakande, I no know say na those guys chase me from freedom way up to that point. Na so police first collect my key, those boys don come down immediately, na so one begin shout for me why you no stop, (thinking it's traffic light offense) till those police told us what we did.
Omo na so those guys deny me flat say they thought I was a kidnapper as I no stop for police, they were even begging me to stop but kept calm because they're two so I can't possibly harm two of them. They were untop of their voice even accusing me more than the police. They drove my car to Ilasan police station that night I didn't know how they settle with those guys. 2 full days I was still begging and doing mabinu Daddy. Na 40k with plenty abeg and technicalities I use bail my car.

Now impatient and customer trust/satisfaction has caused me 2 days of work in December o and 40k with plenty transport to and fro Ilasan from my house. The riders I no know them, till today I no near nothing from them. If I had lose my car, na Sara, if those police had shot at me that night, na Sara.

Bro, no let anything join you with police because of rider o. That Airport police station from int'l to local, I don enter there because of rider 3 times, 2nd experience, my technicalities almost made them lock me up where I dey help rider negotiate.

Just drive them to their destination and collect money and move. No love lost.

If I start sharing my past experiences with police vs rider's checkpoint una go say I no get heart so make I just dey observe.

If you like carry Ferrari make police carry their kekebu Hilux, na time dem go catch you...

The day I shouted at one honourable I used to carry... He stopped calling me to come take him out... My car no get siren, I no get police excort, mopol no dey inside my car with one hand out if window to stop any car that wants to enter my front yet you want me to driver like a power bike? Oga dey use your siren waka abeg me and police no be mate.

If you have a rider on your car and police stops you abeg stop, don't given it a 2nd thought

prettyayomide01:
Tell me an Ika name that is not Igbo name

Ika is an ethnic group only in name

Hmm... To some extent you're right but there are some names Ika indigenes bear that make them unique.

Take for instance, Emeka is Eastern whereas, Emeke is Ika.

Ikechukwu is Eastern whereas, Ikenchukwu is Ika
Just to mention a few

Pearl1910:
Use blue permanent marker renew am by urself

What I do each time I get a new plate is coat the entire plate with super glue.

My plate No. Since 2018 is still the same way it is till date apart from roughness from hit here and there, but still very visible

konkoabove:
@Pope191 baba, still on the number plate reprint, can I walk into any of FRSC offices to do the reprint or they have special centers for it?

I'd advise you get a new plate, you'd spent almost the same amount with ess stress

Larry1960:


Omo which kind useless car be this
This one no go get second value so

Guy sell this cer 500k

If you gree make we meet up sharp sharp I go credit your aza make we run business

Keke even better pass this car

Yet you want to pay 500k?

dapotemi:
The truth is, atleast maybe once a week or a month, you will encounter such Werey ..Picked a trip from V.i to Ikeja Gra last week, the offer (3,900) was very low but it's a destination trip for me so I did it..On 3rd mainland, he pleaded that he wants to pick something in that harvester church at Gbagada, that I should pls stop for some few mins, I was angry ehn but they guy was kinda friendly from d beginning of d trip so I decided to stop for him..He took 10 mins and later we proceed, Lagos Marriott at Joel ogunnaike was d destination..A minute before we end trip, I ask oga if it's transfer so that he can start doing it, he was quiet, I remind him again ND he said transfer, by that time we don reach hotel, oya oga pay nau, he said ehmmm just text ur account number to me, I'll send it to you after my meeting..
Honestly, I didn't know when I yelled abi god wan punish you and the meeting, this guy appears to be younger than me, he started begging o, that he will send it, he swore with everything, security don gather, shame con dey catch me sef, na so I leave am...
Two days after, he paid, after much threatening sha

Hahaha... Can you imagine!
This is very funny aswear

Part of the reasons I dumped the hustle.

Naturally, I don't tolerate indiscipline, I noticed the hustle is not for my kinda person... It was affecting my behavioural pattern, making me aggressive, hustle and affecting my perception about people. I went on a long break but it wasn't working out when I resumed so Id to cut it off.

Anyone, who can handle the toxicity without affecting who they're why not?

dapotemi:
Can anyone provide a NEAT toks 2004 Toyota Corolla for immediate purchase...Please emphasis on NEAT....@felicity @blackbishop and others who may have a connect for it.
Thanks

Abeg no dey tag me with that moniker abeg na god I take beg you

Darkness and light don't have anything to do together

prettyayomide01:
Chioma. Yes Chioma. Chioma means good luck

But chioma is an Ibo name not Ika

Who can help transplant the name English Goodluck to Ika dialect.

Ika is the native dialect of Agbor in Delta State.

tojahh:
Everybody na Big man for Instagram. Na wetin cause the whole thing. It's nothing like cruise. We allow people that are not ready to contribute nothing to have field day here. Not like they cared about anything other than to see you fail.

2 years ago here, we were known for dishing advises and real life experiences on the job and how to handle situations as we progress further. Small time, we began admitting nonetities into our midst. When people start bragging about what they're not and expect you to accept it by force then there will be chaos. You remember JPW....?

For now... It is clear no one has Monopoly of Madness. The only thing I will frown at is calling and referring to Parents (No, I will never be party to that, and can't co-sign on it). No need taking any side. Both Felicity and Pope are my guys on and offline and with this note I call for peace.

Felicity fall back to base at once!

Pope191 stand down this minute!

Adios

Tell pope to tender an apology because I see no way I offended him in the first place for him to hold unto my balls.

I never expected all those insults from him never from pope at all.

Me and blackbishop fit quarrel insult ourselves but he knows his limit, he knows me and I know him...

Even me and you fit insult ourselves

Even me and pearl fit insult ourselves because we know what and what not to say...

Among everybody here you tojah can tell many personal things about me because we are very close, business partners, friends, brothers, in-laws and above all colleagues... Even in DM me and you no dey yab ourselves?

What is abnormal to have a failed business? Even america dey own money, even BAT, Buhari, Dangote and co dey own people money... Same way other people self dey own dem money.

Business is risk, you're into same business, Mr. B, C, D and Z are all into business and at some point they run into challenges,.pit falls, lost and even profit, so why should Mr. A, B and C combine forces to body shame Mr. P that had a failed transaction and even bring it to public domain even when it was uncalled for? That's my grievances many of you have failed to see.

When fashashi1 came online to drag me that I sold to him a bad car, did any of you ask him whether he consulted this forum while he was busy stressing me all about for good 3-5days?

When 3 hefty metal guys combine to fight me with jazz did he come here to seek for sympathy or body shame me?

No, but na after about 8 months a good friend called me to come online to clear my name that somebody is busy spoiling my brand.

Do any of you have an idea the detrimental effect to my business, brand and name?

Pope gathered forces to pull me down but God no gree.

I stand gidiban

davit:
Wow! Too many beer parlor discussions here these days. What's wrong with you guys? Aren't we supposed to be adults? Why the peevish display here of late.?
Or is it the too many exposure to the streets that is messing with us? If so, we should mellow down. I'm sick of the way people drag families and all that stuff here.
Felicity0001, Pope191, Obinorai and co, you guys should be adults. So please behave like one nah. The cruise is becoming unhealthy and too childish. Let's focus on the crux of this thread. Abeg.

These guys for some reason have stepped on my toes, ask them where I offend them no answers.

I asked pope the day when he started trolling to pin point a single post where I ever wished any one death he couldn't.

I wonder where you all were when pope was busy with his nonsense at my personality, non of you called him to caution, he even insulted my wife, insulted my mom, wish my dad evil and my kids... Now, I'm raining on him you all suddenly have turn a new leaf.
Oh ic! He's your beloved Pope abi, he has the right to encrush on anyone but no one has the right to return it back to him abi?

I see the sentiment

Josephase:
Never!! Never mention my name in your rubbish again. I don't association with children. I don't want to be part of any gbas gbos on this thread again, I just wan read and improve my life.

You don tire?

Your nemesis just started

Too late to cry when the head is cut off

I was on my own when you decided to chuck ur long mouth like incarpy rat into a matter they didn't call you.
Oh I get it! You're the Moses right??!!

No wonder!!! I dey own you money abi? Reason you're in support of your brother and against me. Idiot.tia...

Since you decided to go for the balls of a man that never offended you in the first place then you should be ready to loose your throat.

Bas. Dard

Son of a broke bi.thc

Pearl1910:
Felicity,


Number 2; I don't know Pope personally but I know he is not a Yoruba guy. So when dishing out info let's try to make sure it's accurate first at the least.

What's all the craze in trying to find out and publishing people's names and personal Information? I will never understand.

I am not defending anybody but when we come to public to speak, let's not commit double treachery by publicizing false personal information about people.

Pearl u self you're badder than I thought.. I say make I open person Yash small, tin tin rin like this ooh you just come come open am waaa!!!

So because I mention a different name now makes every other point invalid? Shey I tell you say I no no where pope Olalekan hails from?

Okay, don't we have people who bear Yoruba names in Edo State and Delta states or Bayelsa state?

The Ilajes bear Yoruba names yet from Delta state.
Akoko Edos near Yoruba names yet from Edo State.
Some Auchi indigenes bear Hausa names yet are Edomite.

So names doesn't truly tell your identity so calling Pope Olalekan doesn't mean he's a Yoruba man or takes away the truth from all what I'm saying.

Me I'm proud of who I am and where am from and I've said it here severally but he Olalekan Pope doesn't have balls I say it again.

This is Monday let me not start the week with tribal issues , but it's important I address things.

You came into my dm to talk to me to let go, and I asked you, why didn't you do likewise to Pope when his madness started and was defaming my name and personality?

The internet they say don't forget, he started it first and started spreading falshhold about me and even wished himself death. I didn't talk.

Now I sent rain on him every where come scatter.

Pope has offended me and nothing will ever turn back the hands of the clock.
Let him too suffer.

Pearl1910:
Felicity,
Number 1; kindly acknowledge receipt of the money Obinoral has sent to u for services u rendered or return the money in good faith. U made a public release of how u helped him but he didn't show appreciation, now that he has sent evidence of payment, u r ignoring it.

Number 2; I don't know Pope personally but I know he is not a Yoruba guy. So when dishing out info let's try to make sure it's accurate first at the least.

What's all the craze in trying to find out and publishing people's names and personal Information? I will never understand.

I am not defending anybody but when we come to public to speak, let's not commit double treachery by publicizing false personal information about people.

Hello Mr. Pearl,

Thank you for your well esteemed concern especially on Obinoral's case.
But please which money are you two talking about here? Is this a kind of conspiracy or what? Please I never asked him to show me any form of appreciation not now not ever so I don't understand what you're talking about.

What evidence are you talking about? I already made it clear here that I didn't read any post fro. That moniker you guys think I was joking?

Mr. Pearl you know my full name you've sent me money before right? so even if somebody claims or says he sent me money you should be the first to know if it's true or not. So sir pls don't drag me into any form of money laundering or scam abeg.

Back forward, you never knew how he and I started but you only knew the very first and only time we meet physically even though you never introduced yourselve to me but I know colors when I see them.

After he bought his car he still called severally for remote assistance which I gladly responded, oga show love, show some appreciations, it's traditional, let's wash this achievement which we have so worked for for many years. Uncle started making it seems as if I was begging him for 3 bottles ... I blocked his line ever since and when my phone was stolen in January his line was part of those I lost.

How Obi suddenly grow a cold blood on me is what I don't understand, I have asked myself where I pinched him but couldn't get any answers.

He called me fraud,.insulted me and called me all kinds of name... All of these for showing kindness?

I remember someone sent me 3k card some years ago just for a simple advice I rendered to him from here when he called me on how to run his fleet, we talked for almost 2 hours on the phone... The man sent me 3k card then....this was 2/3 years ago.

Even Jesus gave a parable of how only one out of several came back to show appreciation, but non came back with insult as if I was the one that sold his first car to him.

So I ask again where have I offended Obi?

I need answers.

Even if he shows appreciation after about a year plus for a.kimd gesture rendered to him now it will never be appreciated like when it was needed. So to what end? To drive home a point or what?

When person need money to pay for hospital bills you didn't help na after the person die you won come give am befitting burial?

Hypocrite!!

pope191:
You are mad, it is you and your household Felicity will happen too. How can you wish someone such evil?

Hahahahahahahajajajahahajhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


It's working
It's working

Hahahah

pope191:
You no go d*e well if you no load my picture and address. What’s the difference between Nairaland and Facebook? Oya! I dare you. Make una see this mumu. You buy home theatre you no pay. Why you come they take your frustration out of me? Ode

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

It's working

The effect of the acid rain has started. The sane man has joined the insane man in the dance of the rain. The sane man is ashamed covering his pen.is why the insane is happy dancing and enjoying himself.

Tell me now pope? How do you feel??

You're already dead, so the dead wishing the living dead is never possible because they have nothing common, besides, the word "death" has nothing good in company so wishing some a bad death, soft death or good death is not relative. Simply just wish the person death.

This is not the first time but you know what, I won't go dirty with you because I've got values and dignity unlike you who throw passes at your fellow man's wife and the Holy Book has already passed it's judgement, death is your portion.

Me self I will die one some day
You too will die as well
Including every other person
Death is inevitable
But one sure thing I tell you and all those who likes your comment is that I'll be a guest in your funeral.

pope191:
Money that he did not see, which money did you pay? You lie too much

Really!! Over 200k yet you and him with josephase join hand help me carry load enter in lorry??!!! Wonderland!

Wow!

Your oga even follow me go hire the lorry

No be from there you know the area I dey live?

Tell me who is lying here

Should I post pictures Mr. Olalekan the genius lier of the century

I hail you oooh...

What is your arm pope?I ask you again what's is your arm?

You eyeing my beautiful wife?
Better talk now or for ever remain silent

because I saw the way you were making passes at her on that day.

Make I catch you na for police custody you go explain your sorry azz

pope191:
You are a big fuuu. This ain’t about being a complex person, but big fuuu

You are owing someone 15k and still talking about 5k. Do you also have mathematical problem? Damn! They do naming ceremony for your like this?

Shuu!!!! No be you bring the matter come here?

See me see wahala oooh

No be you say you won naked me for public? Now I don stripe myself totally naked for all to see say I no dey hide anything you come still dey drag my pkekus again? What else do you want


Okay I should help you and impregnate your urgly old girlfriend? No!

Okay how much ur oga tell you say I dey own am?

Talk now let me send the money right away

Bask. Ard