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pope191:
And how often does courier trips pop up?

He even called it free tips

How foolish of him

Nifemi2020:
Someone is trying so hard to lie against you, and you also can’t find a simple lie against them. Nawa for you oo what if they said you are trying to rape them what would you do? Oga Professor wise up. As I no see car for Uber, I start private driving Job. My first day at work, Madam said I should take her to Isolo and on our way back, Madam said she want to buy yam opposite Isolo LG secretariat, I told her we can’t park there cos of local government boys, she said she won’t use up to 2 minutes, immediately she entered the car, i central locked the car and ready to move naso towing vehicle blocked me ooooo, they asked me to roll down the glass that they want to ask me something, I insist I will not roll down the glass, naso Madam say make I roll down the glass one of the Boys just put his hand inside and try to open the door from inside immediately I roll up the glass with his hand in-between luckily for me I have enough space to escape, naso I Japa with the guy’s hand still in-between the glass. I don move far before I release him.

Ha! Nice one nice one... I salute your courage and hoodlum Spirit!
I hope your madam gave you a bonus for this hoodlum stunt you carried out to save her from those evil spirits

Viking07:
I dunno if @ felicity0001 is still taking admission for his hoodlum 101 course. I’d advise you enroll. You don’t need a dashcam.

Lol yes ooh I'm still taking new students oh you'll should apply because you need it.

So yesterday I took an offline trip to that estate opposite GIGM Ajah. So trying to get back home. My Bolt inspection expire about 2/3months now so I'd only indriver to deal with. It wasn't easy at all getting a trip even if the fare is 9h self b4 you even look at the details of the trips to accept or make bid the next thing you will hear is "trip has been taken*

So I got this 3.6k trip only heaven knows where because to be honest I'd to follow the bag wagon, accepted without reading. After Gmap loaded pickup this Favour of a girl was deep inside those estate opposite royal gardens Estate.

In-App message
Me- hello favour how you are?
Sorry I can't make it to you, you're
quite far away.
She-. Cancel then

Me-. Kindly cancel from your end

She-. When you're ready you cancel.


I waited for like 10m then arrived

Called her I was outside, after like 2min phone rang.
Where are you? I can't see any car here nah!
Look well I'm here
But I can hear sound of cars passing and horning
Are you sure you're here?
Aunty na music dey play for my car

I wasted her credit atleast, next time she will cancel.

Nonsense.

Indriver will refund me my money later.

CheerfulGiver:
Felix. You obfuscated discombobulated dingbat. I'll like you to read this post carefully as this will be my last post to you ever on this forum. You are as useless to me as the toilet paper I just finished wiping my ass off with. Engaging with you further ever again will be a disappointment to myself cos you've never had anything reasonable to offer, and will never have anything reasonable to offer, except of course, disjointed beer parlour inspired English that could make a pregnant woman go into labor prematurely.

Now, let me properly elucidate.

I don't deceive people. I never have and I never will. I'm not like you. You deceive alot. Online, and offline. It's why you think I'm like you, but contrary to your disjointed opinion, I'm not like you. All I've ever done is prove to the contrary when you and your fellow goats talking about me behind the scenes said the ehailing job was dying, that much more can be accomplished by a driver having certain personal targets and using myself as a perfect example, by showing my working.

All you and your fellow illitrates do is talk and talk with nothing to show for it. If that pisses you fools off, I'm glad it does,and I'll happily continue to do so. You make me relevant when you keep rebutting me unintelligently.



My dashboards are not ridiculous. They are facts. Well, you can say that they are ridiculously good as you have never, and will never accomplish half of what I have done on those apps. Your biggest accomplishment so far is impregnating a lady who birthed you a son in your younger years. I'll gladly avoid such ignoble acts and post accomplishments of what the topic of this thread requires.

Yes, my life depends on income. It's noble. It's a job I heartily take seriously. It's nothing to be ashamed about. You're also a driver, even though you "olule" and have to constantly depend on farming to make ends meet. I love farming, but I don't have time for it. What is wrong is when a fool makes money from farming, buys a dead car and then comes to say drivers are wasting their time driving. It only proves the fact that you "olule". You wasted your time, had no intellect for it, and believe others are like you.



I have a life. But I'll rather catch a mosquito and take my time explaining to the mosquito how my life is going than waste time talking to you about my life. I'll rather keep you guessing because understanding my life is way too complicated for your big but ineffectually useless white matter you call a brain enclosed in your thick cranium.

You're a complete and total idiot. What do you understand by counter productive? Do you know what it means? No. I'll advise you stop using words you clearly do not understand. I make enough money weekly. If I deem it not enough, I'll consider going into another venture. You earn peanuts from driving because of course, "olule" so you had to change your hustle. I applaud you for switching to something with less complexities your useless brain could ably comprehend. I'm happy for you finding something better for you do to, it means one less idiot on Lagos roads, and hopefully, you stop complaining about money to train your son in the university. Not my fault you couldn't afford a condom that would have saved you such pressures at a young age. So kudos for finally venturing into what would readily make condoms available to you.



Many. But you'll need to buy panadol for your headache if you're ever going to comprehend what I can do. You're tall and huge but with a brain of a slug. Why would I really want to bore you with intellectual conversations? I drive oloshos and collect their money. You drive oloshos, collect their money, sleep with them and pay them double. Are you stupid or you're just very stupid? What other thing really, can you be, apart from stupid?



That's not a new idea. But it's self defeating and a waste of time for me. Maybe for you and your band of efulefus discussing me offline,its perfect. It's what you were doing claiming to be a driver. It's why you were always complaining about the job. You were just a commission hunting nincompoop... Werey dey disguise.
It's not about you reading, it's more about comprehension. You're a fool in a league above him. This thread brings ehailing drivers together sharing experiences. You have to be very stupid to think you're making a point by coming to buga with your new side hustle which will still "lule" like everything else you've tried your hands on. If I have a side hustle that will pay drivers more than what they are making driving, I'll share it. I'm not like you. I take my time to research on all apps, and post my findings as way of disproving dumb tactless ineffectually lazy ass buffoons like yourself, and as a way of showing newer drivers not to take goats like you serious, since there are ways of maximizing their time and potential.

My dashboards have constantly been a major source of headaches for you simply because of your innate inability to comprehend. First you said it was impossible, then it was juju, then I was a gigolo, then it was photoshop... Your small brain got confused just for dashboard posting. It should be no worries why I don't take you serious as an individual. Go back to your jejune and disjointed postings. It's a source of comic relief. It's even funnier how stupid you quote posts 2 weeks prior because you're naturally a moron_. Insulting you further is counterproductive because you're an embodiment of insults to the point I'll rather tell someone "dont be a felicity" than "don't be stupid"..... Don't bother replying. This is my last post to you, unless of course you love to be ignored.

Ewu 001.

May thu.. nder fire you and your generation for ever... Bast. are!!

Na who you dey give orders to read those long episode you drafted for 1 week? Id. Iot!! You think I've time for you again I can't even remember the last time I read you post here and you think I have the time to read all the bullshit you put here... Liar!

Hey boy! The next time you call my name again I'll appear to you physically and plug off your tongue out of your smelling mouth, did you hear me??

Son of a bit.tc.h

Blackzero:
please i need his phone number engine was change on my kia 2012 but the car has refused to start

Call or send a WhatsApp mgs 080 35 1.3 2 8.7,6

1.2m.serious buyer

Essont:
I'm also in need of a clean Nigeria used 2000 C280 or C230 Kompressor.

I've a few months used C180 red top for sale @1.7m DM on o8 o 3.5 I3 28 7.6

EgunMogaji2:
Life is too short dude.

Buy anything you want, life's too short.

Your comment says it all, "life is too short"

Bizzyliss:
0xxxxx 79

Thanks you can pull down your contact now if you don't mind.

Does anyone has a w203 m111 or m271 1.8L/2.0L registered C-Class for sale in Lagos? Or her neighboring States I don't mind traveling down to buy provided the car is in good shape.

DM if you've one

whatisthetruth:
Men dude, how did you know what I was thinking?

All the while I was asking myself, "What would Felicity do?"

Me sha, I don't need spanner, I have my pepper spray, knife and all (stun gun coming soon), but as I said, that is a bit of overkill for a situation like this and I didn't want to turn a simple problem into a bigger one.

The police told them to find another ride, I mean simple! They asked me if I'm collecting money from them, I said no! Then they said I have tried, by taking them from Ikoyi to Lekki phase 1 for free.

They now came down and started laughing calling me "Professor". Imagine forming traumatized during all their lying, to now come down and just burst into laughter.

At that point, even a lay man could tell that they were lying. It's just shocking that a passenger can make up fake stories out of the blue about a driver. Seeing it happen to me first hand ehn, chai. Especially when she said she knocked her head on the driver seat. I must get that dash camera!!!!!!!

You knock your head but you still don't want to leave car? The stupidity in the lie sha

Next time don't drive them away from the position, but make sure you are parked in a place where people would see you guys... Open your door, pick all valuable items you've on your car then step outside if your car and create a scene.

Don't ever ask a rider that is rude to leave with your money never!

Collect your money full.
They knew they won't pay if you drove them to a police point even if you'd wanted to collect money.

I will shock you, those police guys would've collected one or two of their contact immidately you left. Oven lightning the next day.

Don't use pepper spray on anyone who hasn't attack you first oooh... In this kind of situation your best bet is to create a scene or play the fool and get your money. Those low life don't worth leaving a dime for.

mejai:
so what did the police say?

They are lucky they didn't meet felicity0001 in his time. They would have chosen between police and spanner

Na koboko I won buy now, I'll be going for my bolt inspection today. School go resume next week.

Welcome to SEPTEMBER guys.

May this month of September be good to everyone of us!

CheerfulGiver:
Just look at this foolishness.

Behind the scene people are already talking about you keep making a fool of yourself stupid self, you can only decieve some people some times but you can't decieve all the people all the time. Know that.

Keep posting ridiculous dashboard as if you're the only driver in this job after all your worthless life is dependent on it.

Do you have a life? No!
Can you think outside the box for something counter productive? No!
What other thing can you do in life other than drive oloshos from one hotel location to another? Nothing!

Infact let me even help you to add up to your income, since you know all the hotels in Lagos, Nigeria. Go to them and talk to the managers so each olosho you bring to the hotel you get a 5% commission. Excellent idea right? At least I've helped you with one thing in life, don't pay me I'm okay with what God has blessed me with so use that one and manage your sorry ass.

For the now let me keep reading to catch up with the thread while I read to see where you will respond with your senseless posts to me....1diot!

Luxurydriverng:
I swear the price just going up by the day, however generally the maintenance is still fair as engine any gear box is not something one change just like that. By the way which Mercedes you dey use?

C200 kompressor 2004. The parts are considerably cheap as well.

Okay let's talking the normal routine parts change.

My break disc is 5k for the 2 front

Breakpad, 5k i usually change it every every 14,000 km b4 the light turns on warning sign.

Stabilizer linkage is 3k

Bushings are 1.5k each

Complete Fuel pump is 15k

What else?

Make your list let's compare

Still available

Still available

Glithronix:
Been a while I saw this from you.
Much respect, boss.

Much respect how far na how d hustle hope you're saving to buy your own car?

Welldone

3.350... lucky buyer for this lovely car let's close this deal today

Trust me this car has no fault whatsoever

ManAdii:

Did you call.in yesterday? With an Airtel line?

Make a contact again let's deal

..

2.350….. let's close this deal today this car has zero fault.

2.350 best deal

DM still available

ManAdii:
This car is super clean but way above my budget

It was bought brand new so it's expected, just 7rs used already.

Close eyes buy better motor make woman no leave 4 road enter Uber go

Pearl1910:
Not most, some or many.
Avensis not Avalon

Avensis jhor thanks...

CheerfulGiver:
Ewu

Anuofa!!! Retarded fuuuuu.
Pkepkeye, g.oat, ani.mal, oloshi.gettout

deedee44:
I said for pick ups ooooo not drop off

If you're not going to ikeja then you use front exit and go straight towards ajao estate/apapa oshodi expressway.

The road is not that bad like before, I drive big daddy and nothing has happened. I still pass there yesterday to pick someone. I left from egbeda and took the person to the island. I avoided tolls while coming and going

100 boss 100

YeyeGbami:
From day one! Convert anything

I swear...

The only hoodlum driver in the whole wide world

Odogwu 1

tundeayh:
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If it's properly done with all necessary part used no cut and join you won't have any issue at all.

The only issue is how experience is the person that did the job?

I took my for re- construction after the dealer first did it b4 selling it off and I'm glad I did... All thanks to olawaseun for the advise and link else the car would have been a money pit for me.

So it's a question if how well it was well done.

Most cars on Nigeria roads from Honda, to Lexus to Mercedes Benz name it... Even most trucks and vans are conversation.

These Avalon guys use for Uber most of them are conversation.

So take an experience hands for inspection. The electrical aspect of conversation and the AC aspect are the most tasking so an experience hands is needed

YeyeGbami:
So baba dey knack

:- No offense oh before you go start violence

No .make I no knack because na robot I be...

AOB1:
Please bro can you tell me something about the maintenance, are you servicing the car every month, the cost of the maintenance and lastly it's fuel efficiency
Please bro help me out with this.

For those that may need a naija used, I've this for sale m271 engine fabric interrior. I'll be going to inspect the car today to know how well it drives and the state of the engine.

I also have another a well known moniker on the Mercedes Benz NL thread has for sale, all through he used liquid Molly for servicing so I can beat my chest it's a good buy but I don't know the price.

This is 1.2m asking price

Interested buyer can DM to more details

AOB1:
Please bro can you tell me something about the maintenance, are you servicing the car every month, the cost of the maintenance and lastly it's fuel efficiency
Please bro help me out with this.

Forget it it's fuel efficiency is superb better than Corolla it's what I have been using for almost a year now so I can testify. It's 1.8L with turbor charger and a compressor

Don't give your car to road side mechanics else you'll regret buying that car

There're 3 major places you will find specialist within Lagos

1. Trinity, Mile2/Apapa- this is where I go for my car repairs and maintenance for both ac, mechanical works and serious electrical issues, cost of some parts here are considerably cheaper and affordable. They sell mostly Mercedes part here.

2. Ladipo, Ojekunle, I go here for mostly parts and emergency fixing, then there are some fixing and fabrications and parts that its only here you can get it done. Things like pulley replacement of the power steering pump you can't get it done in the No.1 location... Only experience persons can relate

3. Cleg Road, Ojuelegba, you'll also find specialist here but their parts are most times costly because they source direct from either ladipo and trinity, I've never been here b4 for any fix.

Then you'll find some mechanics littered around but you'll have to search to find them.

Me I've just 4.persons who have only worked on my car and these 4 persons alone are the people I use always.
1) 1 mechanic
2) 2 electrician, the one in Trinity na oga, then another in agege, this man can cross 7 oceans to my rescue. May God give him long life.
3) 1 ac technician in Trinity, the only time I tried another tech man I spent over 60k the following week. Hard lesson you don't wanna try.
4) 1 panel beater still in Trinity.
These are the only 4 persons that work on my car,.I wait if they're not available

In a nutshell, use only 1 technicians for every departments.

For almost 1yr since I bought the car, 2 weeks ago was my 4th oil change that's because I use full synthetic oil 10w40 liquid moly I buy from midoda search his moniker here in NL he's got quality oil for all car brand and also a great and nice guy.

Bro don't leave your car to sleep in any mechanic workshop you do not trust ooh they'll remove your catalyst, the 1 time I tried this I almost got my hands burnt but thank God, till today the pieces of attempt catalyst rolls and makes noise while car is idle

Las las, you got a good car bro. Put you mind at peace. Don't bypass your thermostat, leave it. The fan speed can be increased with a diagnostic mechine in any of the above location listed. I advise you do that, I did my at trinity @3k last yr maybe 5k now, this will help for better cooling of the engine and ac compartments so your AC works optimally without damage.

I hope these helps, less I forget use YouTube to get acquainted in how to operate and do some checks and settings. The car doesn't have a dip stick so you need to check YouTube on how to check it