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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:02pm On Oct 25, 2023
Pearl1910:
Lolz...if na like this dem go dey settle quarrel, make I find person quarrel with grin
Hahaha... Abeg pick me oooh make me and u even fight self ooo even if na 50k I go show any location 😂 but for that smelling rat? He's not worth it... Even if Dru23 makes it 5m and deposits the money to ur account... You people don't know that blacky, he's a slanderer and a back stabber... Many dint know he was the brain behind some pictures here the other time. I pity who have takes him seriously... Dullard dropout from school coming here to camouflage
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 1:55pm On Oct 25, 2023
dru23:
U should invite both to the shop.... Have them sit down talk it over a plate of the oxtails with rice and beans.. Have them make up and be friends again. And as a parting gift give each 250k ... Trust me it will work
If you like double the figure electronically you won't see me sitting on the same table with that smelling black pig
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 11:54am On Oct 24, 2023
radautoworks:
as long as it's not before 12
Ah! Oooh... So what time? And I'm done with my business here... Dint want the traffic to hit me back to the mainland
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 8:05am On Oct 24, 2023
radautoworks:
buddy!!! Where you been?
In my way from the mainland now to jamrock for lunch... Hope to there will be Jamaican rice?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:50am On Oct 24, 2023
Blackbishop:
But seriously there is no cashing out like before
Ode
Better stop making a fool of yourself in public... Me and you no dey for d same category my level is far far higher so I wonder what will make think in your widest imagination that whatever you did wrong hurts me... You must be stupid for thinking so.

Whosoever that came to you to ask or seek concept about me may be dreaming because you of all people don't even know me, you don't know anything about me, neither do you even know where I live so how do you want to know about my personal life? But you I know you well. I know all your family, I know your neighbors, my primary/secondary school mates live same compound where you grow up. You were still rolling tyre running naked playing around the entire streets in mafoluku while I was in secondary school... So how our level won take relate? Who is supposed to stand as guarantor btw me and u? So it's not brainier for anybody to go to a boy to stand as guarantor for his boss... That person must be stupid

Everybody here knows I made you who you're in this forum, I recommended you to Dru23 when I joined his fleet, his mechanic then had passed on so he wanted somebody but I made a mistake because I never knew I was busy training a
face snake a green snake at that.

It was when I brought my own personal car to you I started to notice the snake you've grown up to...

All those your talks about me don't even get to me, because non is even relative I only pity for those who believe and like your posts here. But all my illustrations about you here from day one are all true, anyone who doubts me can dm for proof or even I can drop you house address for them to go verify if am lying or not. Abi no be mafoluku you grow up? The compound you grow up when you where brought from the village is just by the moshalashi along mafoluku road, close to garage. Do you want me to mention the exact street and number of your house? Your brothers and uncles are all mechanics am I also lying about that?

But you mention 1 tin u know about me... Mention 1 just 1. So who go be guarantor among the both of us.

Federal goat like you.

No be hungry make you start to date iya bashira? The food seller? She passed you unto her friends to squeeze the remaining future left in you and you're busy rejoicing over old congo meat

I no more pity you again because you've refused to have sense so continue to suffer because that's what you deserve

Keep making a fool of yourself.

You're claiming you graduated from.backcock... which Backcock you graduate fromhuh Make Ogun Kee u dia... because I dey look u make you still get small respect here? Ayo!!! Better take your time oooh b4 I blow more breeze

I.diot!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 11:12am On Oct 22, 2023
TheModerator:
I have homeboys that passed through that school. They happen to have gone there in the earliest days of that school due to their inability to score good grades in jamb. Damn! You all brag on this thread. It's really not what I'm good at, I didn't grow up that way but I was born lucky just to douse your curiosity a bit . My little nephews are in Babcock schooling as a matter of fact, not one , not two. So your purported big time school is something I can wipe my ass with. As old as you are, you are still bragging about a school, Babcock for that matter

The unfortunate thing about this scenario is that you left a high end school (high end in only your eyes) and ended up under a tree in Oshodi. What sort of theory is that? Does that add up or make sense? How did your big man parents let you remain under a tree running after Korokpe for patronage after spending millions on you in school as you claimed? To make matters worse, you became a street urchin in the dirty lousy streets of Oshodi after fxxxking millions were wasted on you in school. That again doesn't make sense.

My simple verdict is that you were trained in school by an uncle that you lived with as a house boy and you were left to your fate after school. That's where your pathetic life took a turn for the worse because you can no longer hack it on your own.

Another plausible scenario is that you are a bloody liar parading a Chicago state university certificate from Babcock. You had to embrace quackery as a source of livelihood. If you have chip on your shoulders, I have times twenty of it and can only put you your place little man
Lol... Salvage! I would have said more you just said it all.

I'm not proud neither am I ashamed to say it as it may. I honor those who lifted me in my times of need... After I spent all my savings buying my car then I needed money to carry out registration and do minor fixing and kick start and vicdon here assisted me with a loan of 150k... The interest was mad I must say but where else would have gotten the money if he had not offered to help. The interest didn't go to him self because it's just like a 3rd party load but who else was ready to help?

I paid the load with interest under 4 weeks (1month) without any form of reminder... Despite the interest not going to vicdon, he never benefited anything at all it was a help rendered wholeheartedly so tell me while this stupid blackbishop the smelling one keep having headache over an assistant somebody gave to a brother.

You wey even sabi me, sabi me reach house somebody still brought an opportunity and seek your advice, what did you do? Blocked it with your devilish heart... If I'd gotten that contract take for an instance and I was made the fleet manager of one big company do you know where I would have ranked you-blackbishop?

Witchcraft no be untill person dey fly for night ooh, your attitude is worse than witchcraft.

Olodo like u, common JAMB you couldn't pass well... Lucky Igbenedion University was the only university we know then, who knows backcock? That one na school... Even till now any industry will employ a YABA Tech, Yaba Kee... Yaba tech is even too much self... LAUTECH graduate to a Backcock Graduate... Backcock na university? All those glorified secondary school.

From banking to road side Ilesawu mafoluku mechanic Shane no dey catch you? Anyways, it's expected... Afterall, all the Suger mummies and alhajas don finish your destiny... 1diot!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:32pm On Oct 20, 2023
Yes It I who shot the sheriff!

If you do anyhow I go shut u too

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:23pm On Oct 20, 2023
Muhammadson2020:
This car wey you dey mock so, current market price nah 7m. To be car owner in Nigeria now, . .you be BIG MAN !
No le Camry 2007 coat 7m bros make una dey calm down

XLE full 010 i4 with thumb start can cost that amount but not an Le 07... Never!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:16pm On Oct 20, 2023
valarinz:
In your quest to win an online fight, you just badly shot yourself in the foot by mentioning Volvo

To begin with, a Volvo used for 6yrs will probably not need reviving according to the context you used it. Whichever one, S40, S60, XC90, V70. 12yrs after, they will still be on the road being useful one way or the other whereas the others you're comparing it to would have joined their ancestors

You could slander the Volvos all day but pls don't you ever question their longevity or durability no more.
I wonder what took you this long to reply... Come first, na ur papa get Volvo?? You too like that car... Kilode!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:10pm On Oct 20, 2023
donbrowser:
You no go dey your dey?
Dint mind that bambilala... He's nothing different from his brother Blacky... D same mouth they will use to praise a king the next minute they insult him.

Dis same nonentity label a human being God created k-legs yet dropped his plate for some portage... I've never seen a man with such double standard. No shame, no honour, nothing.
So empty
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:06pm On Oct 20, 2023
dav1002:
You better thread carefully, make person no go knack you wheel spanner during lemon limca car purchase
Blacky the jumous

We don't have office space for low budget client like you any more
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:05pm On Oct 20, 2023
tojahh:
Wetin be this one like this?


Imolé
Him say him busy na y him no fit reply... Lol... Him think say we no no say na dictionary and edition him dey do since.

I can imagine how person go carry another man for mind for days come reply message of how many weeks or months ago.

His heart is as black as his skin

Blacky I recommend you listen to this track Positive Vibration by Bob"Marley.... Listen to it every morning so ur heart can be renewed and be transformed.

Evilness no good oooh
Repent

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 1:55pm On Oct 20, 2023
Blackbishop:
I was busy with business so replying you was taking this long.

That shows have reasonable responsibilities to handle not like my capital failure felicity.

Come to think of it bro going to a private university is not just privilege but assurance of graduating on the date given to you at your matriculation. Which never fails.

Now back to you, my family not I was the reason your generations has been a failure or church rats in other words hand to mouth.

And the funny thing here is you is another example of failure and the kids you have with your training a failure father figure like you is an imploding failure.

Sebi you are unfortunate and still display you mumurism I will continue to show you how idiotic and stupid at your age and still think you Dey do me. You this ungrateful, covetous, hanky-panky, namby-pamby and an arrogant bastard like you.

That can’t hold down a job but to call and beg for money from men hustling like you should. All voice note begging how sapa Dey hold you for neck Dey on ground.

My parent sent me to private university and am responsible to them today with disturbing their peace but you the unfortunate son dragging space with your mother and still have the ego to come online and be showing your blockos of shame here is unfathomable.

Nitwit
Hahahahahahah hahahahah hahahah

E pain am... Lol... You? Parents? Which parents are you referring to? Abeg make I no drag dem d only mistake your dad did was wasting his sperm to impregnate your innocent mother not knowing you will grow up to start fvckin ur mother's mate and dragging old women with ur dad... Poor tin

Dude u r in my payroll not once not twice, for months... I paid you even if you didn't do the job well so who is ur master? He pays the piper dictates the tune.

You're a CAPITAL failure boy stop being jealous and proud... Bring you shoulder down and get help, continue with this your low life altitude you'll die in penury, shame and frustration.

I've told you take that your daughter for a DNA taste now before it's too late for you.

Look at this one, claiming busy... Busy without nothing to show forth... Oloshi Omo... Lol

Me I'm jobless, okay I agree... But I'm jobless and cashing out enjoying my reggea music... Reggae music is not for kinky brain like you, not for black hearted soul like you.... Inkapee rat

Plssss don't attempt to listen to these songs ooh if not your head go tear

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 1:35pm On Oct 20, 2023
BAZ001:
Felicity001 lemme ooh grin
Na Olalekan pope191 & Blackbishop worse pass.

Make una see as veterans they share experience with constructive & educative arguments now oooh…. Corrolla … civic …. Cars for hustle.
See much respects dropping map screen shots to assist & guide newbie.

All the team the thread is dead, it’s only gbas gbos , derailing thread yen yen yen.
una no fit contribute anything huh


I dey miss lagos Kazeems like dis to do ordinary tyre alignment na $90 dollars say wetin happen?
That name is been strike out of the existence of the good people of this thread... The guy is a monster (kokoro), inkape rat, the rat with the long mouth, it will be eating ur foot and will be blowing u breeze... I only pity those who patronize him...

Mr. Olalekan don go village grin he took my advice he's a good lad... I warned him to choose his opponent wisely but he didn't listen... It's foolishness for a rat to challenge an elephant in a fight the only gain out if it would be that he will be made popular but the elephant will erase him out of the existence of the earth.

Baz so you too don dey drive motor for Congo with left hands? Nawaooo! It is well... Ship d car come na make I help u do the alignment then send am back to you in cash grin
Stingy man like you, instead of you to sell your solar give me make I still pay u remain small change then block your line after you ask me for ur balance grin ... No time my guy... Anytime u visit no worry I go pay u ur money... By then your balance would have been enough to buy a bottle of JackDaniels
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 1:11pm On Oct 20, 2023
Doris4ever:
Average is N30,000 weekly from what I know. You can negotiate more or less depending on the tools which is the car.

I need a car on rental, incase you have any to give out.
30k? Shey you whine me ni! So I should buy a Corolla 5m and give it to you @30k weekly return? How long would you drive the car before I will have to recoup my profit?

If you're not ready to pay 70k per week forget it!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 1:07pm On Oct 20, 2023
YeyeGbami:
I still dey wonder how you fit use car on ehailing for 4 years in this lagos and changed shock only once. I doubt if KYB sef go survive for that long.

E b lyke say na your driving school i wan register now, make i come learn how to defend my shock from lagos roads.
Pearls is the only driver that drives without entering a single pothole.

Shock absorber defensive driver... AKA... Pearl grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 10:15pm On Oct 18, 2023
Pearl1910:
Cause and effect.
Soup wey sweet, na money kill am
So you'll prefer to cook a pot of soup for 4 pigs with 100k where as same amount can feed 10 pigs with same satisfaction and nutrition abi?

Continue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 10:11pm On Oct 18, 2023
Pearl1910:
I know 5people who use the car and it's fuel economy isn't comparable with corolla at all. Don't take my word for it, do ur research.
Guy stop this thing abeg.

The civic 03/05 is far far better than the Corolla any day any time

You have a fleet right?

Be honest, what is the maintenance and purchase cost of the civic compare to the Corolla?

How long will it take you to recoup your capital buying these two cars? At the same time.

Off course you would agree with me you would have made double the profit of a civic why still struggling with the Corolla.

Mind you I'm not taking of the 2006-010 civic ooh... That one na rubbish car the engine is not strong but u c dat 03/05? That car can last more than the Corolla.

Toyota don't have good engineering put in place when compared with Honda we all know that unless you wanna b blind with facts.

The civic conserves fuel than the Corolla, it's 1.8l against 1.6l... cost of purchase is over a million naira difference, cost or maintenance is an arm stretch when compared to the Corolla so u don't need any mathematician to tell u you'll make more profit using the Civic.

Corolla has its limitations also so baba forget that level abeg
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2023
Pearl1910:
Felicity leave all these turenchi.
I can beat my chest one of the things that drove u out of ehailing is d problematic car u bought.
I have a Mazda3 2008 and the fuel consumption is comparable with Bigdaddy not corolla.
I have managed different cars in my fleet and I can tell u for free corolla is not overhyped. All things being equal, that's d car that will give u d most peace of mind. All cars have their own limitations and errors and corolla has d least problems in it's class.
No who never go another person papa farm will beat his chest that his father's farm is the biggest.
We all have a right to our opinion but experience can never be override so I won't argue with you.

You have a mazda3 in ur fleet, how many times or weeks stretch have you used it to work yourself that you will say it's compared to the Camry ? Can you
drop a reference for us to see?

I dumped the Huber hustle simply because I wasn't enjoying it any longer it had nothing to do with my car bro... How many cars did I changed b4 I stopped driving? I would have sold it to buy a Corolla if truly you're right with you assertion but no, I'm still using the same car so don't assume things you know nothing about
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2023
YeyeGbami:
Wetin be corolla where benz dey. I got the opportunity to drive one w203 2001 manual, well maintained. O boy see leather interior with dual climate and baaad gbedu wey dey inside. The owner said the fuel consumption tight.

I dey use that car dream
If not for the fact that our technicians migrated to japanese which was when Japanese took over the Nigeria market in the early 80s who is Toyota to dare make a sound where the German vehicle is talking?

Market forces made it difficult for Nigerians. But it's good anyways...

Have you driven the A-series of the Mercedes Benz b4? You fit use 4ltrs go lekki come back from Ikeja in the A200... That car na korepe but the luxury is next to non
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:38pm On Oct 18, 2023
Pearl1910:
The rest aren't 1.8litre engines and d ones that are 1.8 can't last quarter the life of a corolla
Add
Hyundai Elantra 07-10
Nissan Sentra
Even the Yaris won't last half the life of a Corolla? C'mon menh!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:36pm On Oct 18, 2023
Pearl1910:
Good u have also spoken out...u never did before now cos I know u use same car but since u no talk, I just think say u dey fear to counter Felicity.
Many don't know you're worse than Baz001 here
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:34pm On Oct 18, 2023
Johnchrix:
Im loyal and opened for employment in your company sir.
Don't worry God will do it... We are still building

When d time is right you'll be called.

Thanks for the wishes

God bless you
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
BoboKush:
Lexus keep 2014.... I finally got it at total
I just hope u didn't got yourself into trouble with the oil and d source, besides you dint need 0w20 for Nigeria weather in a 10yrs old car what u need instead is a 10w30 better still 5w30.

Make sure you guage your oil after every long drive early in the more for regular top up else... E get y ooo
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:03am On Oct 17, 2023
Felicity0001:
You forgot to add Isuzu, Mitsubishi, Nissan, only to mention a few.

Most of those C300 you see in the road have better mpg than the Corolla it self when we talk about FE...

How many cars had pearl used since he started ehailing?

Me wey don use ova 5 different cars for Uber pearl wants to tell me about FR... I laugh
Even that Mazda guys use for Uber has better mpg than the Corolla.

The only competitive advantage the Corolla has over all of these cars is the 2nd value even the resale value self it's due to its popular demand... We Nigerians made it so.

Even the EOD i4 is a fantastic mpg...

But the pearl we all know has never agreed to a fact so no point arguing with him


Readadream's car is even a 2.0L while my is 1.8l with turbo so I don't know how pearl wants to win this argument

That swimming poll at bale street somewhere around Jakande or wherever and all the waters in that terrain my car has swim all of them not once not twice, countless times... A lot of Corolla died in those pool but my enters and come out.

Shey na Ikorodu I never go? Satalite, Ojo LGA, badagry... Ibadan? Some places only two tires will be in the ground yet my car has never stock neither has any one help me push it.

The body is strong, a yokozuna can sleep on the Binet yet you won't find any dent.

Cost of maintenance is cheaper, parts are cheap the only thing is when the electrical issues starts you won't enjoy having it.

If not for bad roads in Nigeria who do you think will be using most Toyota cars?
Nobody
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:57am On Oct 17, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Yaris
City
Accent
Focus
Civic
Cerato added
Rio
Skoda
Golf
Jetta
S40
You forgot to add Isuzu, Mitsubishi, Nissan, only to mention a few.

Most of those C300 you see in the road have better mpg than the Corolla it self when we talk about FE...

How many cars had pearl used since he started ehailing?

Me wey don use ova 5 different cars for Uber pearl wants to tell me about FR... I laugh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:46am On Oct 17, 2023
Conner44:
It's a 1.8L engine without turbo on a 2 wheel rwd vehicle. They should have similar mpgs unless the benz wasn't already a heavier vehicle by some margin.
Leave am make him dey talk.

Who no go can neva relate
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:45am On Oct 17, 2023
Pearl1910:
Audio fuel economy
It is ur audio?

Won't you leave me alone with my audio to enjoy our audio fuel in peace?

grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:43am On Oct 17, 2023
Johnchrix:
Sir felicity i greet you.
I sight you
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:41am On Oct 17, 2023
BoboKush:
House, help! ... Where can I get synthetic oil

Sae 0w-20
For what car exactly, Corolla or a 2023 car?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:31am On Oct 17, 2023
radautoworks:
Jamrockin' Fried Rice is back ooo

www.jamrockng.com
Na rice wey cause me and my oga problem that year... lol

The aroma was inresistable

I'll send a dispatcher to get me some
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 3:22am On Oct 17, 2023
Gentlelife50:
150k? Mehn kindhearted men full here ooo.
Na today you know? Na Gbos gbas spoil dis place aswear... Wicked mechanics going around to spoil people's name na them pursue them from here reason they don't prosper but keep running from piller to post.

Can you imagine say as Larry dey promote chicken republic now only for CR to come go tell Domino Pizza not to make him a brand ambassador... No be wickedness if the heart be that?

But God no go shame us.

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