₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
When you are knakin raw you don't know you are jobless abi ? Remove the baby we shall successfully locate and arrest you. You must pay that bride price

Hahahaha....

tanigororo:
Iam a Virgin, you can confirm in the Oza room

Sorry, no homo!

Weird!
How can a man be a virgin?
Somebody will now refer to me or my sons as virgins or when did I loose my virginity?

If I slap you your head go format.

Fiscus105:
Sister A.
WORKING CLASS LADY.
FINANCIAL SUPPORTIVE.
CANNOT COOK/CLEAN.
GOOD IN BED.

Sister B.

JOBLESS LADY BUT CAN MAKE HAIR.
BROKE,BUT CAN PRAY.
CAN COOK & CLEAN.
LAZY IN BED.

For me I will go for sister A and cover up for her shortcomings
Prayer is habits that can be inculcated, and maid will be hired for cleaning.

The second one is the choice of wise men. Don't quote or mention me please.
I don't want you to understand.

So much on point.
That is just the reality.

immortalcrown:
In Pentecostal churches, baptism qualifies one to start receiving the holy communion. But in Catholic, baptism does not qualify one to start receiving the holy communion. This is why the arguement often takes place.

Baptism is a ritual performed to cleanse original sin and demonstrate Christian identity. Baptizing an infant is a way that parents give the baby Christian identity. The parents, by doing so, are saying, "We are laying a Christian foundation for our baby".

What makes the difference is confirmation which is done by only those who did infant baptism and have become cognisant enough to differentiate sin from good and have promised to abstain from sin. It is called confirmation because the person does it to show that he or she has examined, understood and chosen the Christian foundation laid for him or her. The person by doing so is saying "I have confirmed that the Christian foundation laid for me or I laid for myself is right for me and I am dedicated to it".

Let me use something non-spiritual to explain it further. A medical or nursing student starts wearing a white clothe. The white clothe does not make the student a qualified nurse or doctor. It only shows that the student has chosen the profession and is willing to develop himself or herself in that field. The student is using the clothe to say, "This is who I want to be". This illustrates baptism. Graduation is what will make the student a qualified nurse or doctor. The graduation can be used to illustrate the purpose of confirmation in the Catholic Church.

In the Catholic Church, members who become adults before getting baptised may not go through a separate formation for confirmation before receiving the holy communion. They can receive the holy communion the same day they get baptised. This is similar to Pentecostal members who start receiving communion immediately after being baptised because they had become old enough to differentiate sin from good before they went for the baptism. Members of the Catholic Church who did infant baptism are the ones that must go through confirmation when they become adults before they start receiving the holy communion. Biblically, there is no contradiction between the way the Catholic does it and the way the Pentecostal Churches do it. It is human sentiment that created the arguement.

The explanation is too much. We are Catholics and one of the beauty about being a Catholic is you have the privilege to understand and enjoy what a large people don't.

Christ will tell a parable and will never explain to his larger followers but his few disciples.

Once I have a child I cannot sleep till that child is baptized. My kids are very privileged to have a father like me.

Diamond098454:
thanks and

Have a sweet bed rest

Hugs!

Diamond098454:
you are being too harsh on women

No, not at all!
Women are my lifeline!
It is pertinent for guys to know about some categories of people. Knowing a lot about women is a great deal.

I have practically met some of such categories and had friends who has fell victims as well.

Women are great soul but knowing the distinctions saves a lot.
Recall I didn't say all women.

Believe me, men has theirs as well.
Sweet dreams!

Melagros:
COMRADES, attaching the photos of the orphanages could have been better

What do you want to do with the pictures.

fyneboi79:
Only thing I regret is wasting my valuable time on broken women...Time na money!

Have you met toxic women? The ones that just hate you because you are a man.

Have you met damaged women? The ones that are ready to kill Paul because of what Kelvin did to them.

Have you met the witches gang? The once that will carry your pregnancy and make sure the baby is damaged. Some will get back to Nigeria to deliver your baby for you instead of giving the child that international uplifting.

Know their categories and live in peace.

Sirchiboy:
Is there other things men actually gain from women apart from s£x..

Stu-pid question!
Shey na my yansh you pass come this life?

Is there other things men get from fellow men?
I cannot imagine a life without a woman. God forbid!

Very friendly enemies!
I have started my 2026 already.
Already drafting my projects and programs for next year.

Some contacts must leave my phone.

thisisit:
WHEN DID IGR BECOME A DEVELOPMENT INDEX?
IGR IS EVIL AND UNETHICAL
IGR IS A DEMONIC AND CRUDE TAXATION WHICH ORIGINATED FROM LAGOS .. IT USES UNETHICAL AND INHUMAN MEANS SUCH AS TOUTS, THUGS, AGBEROS AND ICT TO EXPLOIT UNSUSPECTING CITIZENS.

IGR OR TAXATION MUST BE REJECTED AS AN INDICES OF GROWTH OR DEVELOPMENT

I swear down, you must have lived in Lagos before or you are still living in Lagos.

I love Delta state 10x than Lagos.
Rivers State is a mono city state.

I beg lemme just leave it there.
Open the Ports in other state and see Lagos fall like a pack of cards.

Smelly things!
Rub-bish IGR ratings!

Sheeps don't run their mouth anyhow.
Fubara has the antecedents of a sheep but sometimes act like a goat.

In this game the boss is not really the most intelligent but he calls the shots.

Fubara should please calm down and let his enemies play their cards while he sits at the fulcrum.

All Delta state Governors are dynamic and unique in their various way.

A lot of us are still proud beneficiaries of the Delta state health scheme.

I am proud of Delta state.

AqualinaXYZ:
South south is 100% APC abi?



By bullying and threats by Tinubu abi?



Oya naa do free and fair election and find out yourself



With free and fare election Tinubu go even get more votes in South East than South South



When it comes to what south west will gan they’ll remember Southern unity



But same south west worked against Jonathan



If you’re a south southerner here I want to tell u that no unity between us and south west and we not one and will never be one



The target is our resources finish

Any day you find yourself in Port Harcourt or you are in Port Harcourt lemme know.

You deserve a chilled drink!
I swear! Every single word you said made sense.

How can some adults just sit down and their problem is Nigeria?
These guys are so dumb to know that Nigeria is so big a country and people don't really know if there is a country like Ghana.

Maybe in Lagos but down South who really cares if there one comedy show in Ghana.

Some if not the finest artist are all in Nigeria. So what are those once saying?

Detty December my anus.

marlow1962:
Na lie, she no dy torment your brother, na your brother dy torment himself cus of the love of baddie.

If your brother dy responsible, as him see baddie with leg chain, him no supposed take such person serious cus such person belongs to the street.

I swear down you deserve a bottle of Ice Chilled Desperado with a plate of Asun with that line of yours "belong to the street" a lot of guys are so dumb!

Marry your sweet and deal with the street completely outside marriage.

The last lady in purple got me so much. Kudos to all brothers doing good!
T
o all the Wafarians here, I believe you guys can reminisce to some of the ladies comments?

Kudos!

No priest will advise you terminate any pregnancy.

A good move!
It has to be Resources control

Moveittothem:
I can see you are pained because I told you the obvious, I'm not throwing banters.

The hard truth is that there is nothing you can do.

South East needed 6 states, and Anioma people are seeking to become a state and complete SE 6 states.

Let people like you go to the Senate and tender a petition that you don't want Anioma to become a state.

Or just to stay here and talk? It won't yeild anything.
If you don't do anything, Anioma will become an igbo state, and there is nothing you will do about it.
Act now before it's too late.

Because other igbos would now come and be buying more land to build houses, give it 20 years, nobody will know it once belonged to SS.

My friend, act now and stop it before it becomes late.

Keep dreaming! Lol!
That is how Nigeria has been able to tame you guys and keep you people spellbound.

Anioma has suddenly become the new Biafra. The new bride!

Kalashnikov49:
Desperate unity beggars.

You and whose ancestral land?

They exterminated 29 Terrorists in BIAFRA..is that why you are crying?

ESN is recruiting hundreds of thousands. Even me shock. Everybody in BIAFRA land is actively observing your moves.

Una don cast..

BIAFRA is the best way for us. Smash your head on concrete.

What do you know that is called BIAFRA?
Where did the word come from?
Do you know?

Sometimes we need to engage some of you guys who thinks too much of yourself.

How many of the so called IPOB groups do know that is headed by non Igbos?

So Igbos are the only people agitating for sovereignty?

You don't want to think and you have refused to listen to every voice of reason.

It is only a stubborn fly that follows the corpse to the grave.

Igbek76:
Chest beating as usual.

When will you guyz learn ?

I am not chest beating. I know only one man that gives the president nightmares.
Prior to 2023 this man has no structure but has the capacity to trash the president in Osun and Lagos his dominant states.

I am not chest beating!

Igbophobia:
Atiku or any other Fulani MUST not be considered for presidency considering how we know that he would continue shielding his murderous kinsmen to continue massacring indigenous peoples of this British contraption. Tinubu may be a disaster, but may actually be a mild buffer to the killings despite his clear incompetence. Nevertheless, we all know that the country is a time bomb and it is just a matter of time before the directionless citizens hand over power to another Fulani who would help cement the completion of the ongoing ethnic cleansing.

Obi should contest but not in a way that would support or propel Atiku or another Fulani. If Tinubu is smart, he should even make a deal with Obi unless he has finalized plans to rig it again. Otherwise, Obi's candidacy may pave way for Atiku since we already know that the Muslim north would want Atiku to grab power.

Is Obi the solution? Yes. Can he win? Yes. Would he win? With a personality like Tinubu and his rigging machinery that is doubtful. In any case, I think the native population may survive complete annihilation or rather extend the doomsday for a few more years if a non Fulani is in power a bit longer. At the long run, what this country is facing is the Taliban-style jihadi takeover. It's so obvious except that we Africans lack critical thinking. The only strategic solution to the calamity is splitting this country into at least four parts. Otherwise, the hoards are coming.

But you know … Africans are traditionally incapable of strategic thinking.

Name your four parts you want the country to split into?

Switruth:
This one no know where him belong to.. It's Ukwu-Ani.. I think the weed you grew there has shifted your brain... Google your heritage. Just Google Ukwu-Ani and you'll realize the damage you are doing to your history.... Your hatred for a particular tribe won't change anything. Believe.

Lol! Illiteracy and ignorance is worst than HIV.
I take weed, and don't know where I came from and still need to goggle because one Aba boy want to help me spell Ukwani!

Lol! Go school you said primary six is enough! Look at what you are doing to yourself.

Ukwani has no single trace of Igbo.
So let me quickly burst your bubbles.
Go to Imo state and check.
The oldest kingdom in Igbo land is in Imo state and that kingdom is from my place in Ndokwa-East. There is no Ukwani kingdom that traces their ancestry down to anywhere in the East. Go and verify!

I will tear this place up.
The Igbo language remains the only language that took a Yoruba man to filter, rebrand, write and presented. No other tribe.

Igbo as a tribe is Alien to Nigeria.
Clear facts!

Should we digress further?
Rub-bish!

I am a proud Ukwani man and will never identify as an Igbo man.

Should I tell you how the word IGBO was coined?

I am not like the average Ukwani man you have met.

I dey wait for you!

Moveittothem:
Only if your worries and complaints can yield anything.

It's just like someone saying they don't want Tinubu to be president, now he's president, what did they do about it? Nothing!

That's the case here, it Anioma becomes a SE State, there is nothing you can do about it.

Same way your heroes are serving life in prison for Biafra to come.
Go and zone it to the East na.

Lol!

At once nobody is talking of Biafra again. You guys suddenly discovered that there is Anioma in Oxford dictionary.

Sense!

Brendaniel:
Dude you are Yoruba who has probably lived all your life in Delta or probably born there, but everything points to you being Yoruba, there is something that gives you people away, it's more of an ideology...

Lol! Are you guys so myopic?
Hahaha... You guys are quick to term someone Yoruba or Hausa or Fulani when it does not fit your narrative.

Make una nor dey make me laff I beg.

LagosOrigin:
You're probably a Fulani man disguising

It's only the Yoruba people that you can deceive .

Lol! Disguising as what exactly?
😂 Nairaland!

I be Kanuri nor be only Fulani!
I am a stranger the eyes of men cannot kill.

Yes I do! Use sense do am. Don't go about beating her like a bandit.

Switruth:
who arranged you geographically? Tell me who? Are you you going to change it if it's created as the 6th state ... At the moment let me ask you? What's the meaning of South south if you don't have north north?

What is your business with what South South is called? Oh, I never knew you were the author of Oxford dictionary.

Some of una need robotic slap to format una brain. Why can't your Southeast contain you people.

Nobody will create Anioma and zone it to Southeast same way nobody will give you Biafra.

Dey play!