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If the money they stole is not up to dat, he shld just tell us d actual amount nd put the devil to shame. Halleluyah

Benita27:
These guys are not serious.
And sugar daddies pay better sef.

If their wives catch u, u will vomit the money u hav cllctd

osesology:
E pain am...

Dat tin dey pain gals like kilode lol..

sinaj:
Sugar daddy nxt on my list

there's no more sugar in daddys

TrapQueen77:




U are juz craZzzy..

Y na?

TrapQueen77:




U are juz craZzzy..

Y na?

OUTCOME OF THE MEETING OF BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION
OF NIGERIA (BAN)
On behalf of the above named association the entire
boyfriends of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria have agreed to
embark on an INDEFINATE strike starting from Nov 15 2016.
During the period of the strike guys shall not;

1. Give money to any of their grlfrnds
2. Shall not buy gift for any occasion during d strike including
Xmas nd New yr and these gifts include; Rcharge crds, cloths,
phones,shoes etc
3. be involved in any sexual activities
as any1 caught shall face d music.

Finally, the association may consider calling off the strike in
2017.We took this decisions because our grlfrnds dont even show
concern abt our plights during this recession, their demands
hav increased in evry area and if they refuse to cut down their
demands including time of sex, we shall continue with the strike
as we can not die b4 our time.

LONG LIVE BAN!
LONG LIVE NIGERIA.

SIGNED.
BABA IN THE OTHER ROOM.

They shld not be seeking our sympathy now cos wen they were stealing the billions they care less abt us

Omeokachie:
Tinubu sold his place for a "plate of potage", he should deal with it. Your curse will have no effect on anyone cos this is karma at play.

How is Karmal @ wrk? He has defined his own way from d onset or have u seen him in PDP b4? Betrayers are never stronger than who they betray, they only do so out of their weakness

SamuelAnyawu:
Observe the username


@Post

The Yorubas have started uniting

Fani Kayode is now Praising Tinubu

Fayose is now Praising Tinubu...


My Igbo brothers we all need to Unite too.
In 2019 I won't be surprised to see the two main political parties all having Yorubas as VP Candidates.....
We shouldn't play only online politics

bro, u re too much, I hv neva hated Igbos buh I hate their politics. Tell them that politics is abt what u can bring to ur pple.

PassingShot:
Hypocrisy of bigot wailing zombies defies common sense.

If the president's wife has a control over him, we'll complain and call him names such as "woman wrapper, Ineffectual Buffoon".

Now that Aisha is frustrated because she has no undue influence, political foes hail her for her obvious silly act.

Wen did u bcome Buhari's spprter
It shows that wailers dont even hav direction.They are only like, if we can't have it ,let spoil it. It's smhw.

10yrs fck with only one dik nd 1yr fck with 45 diks whc one will be better? Mathematicians in d house, the job is here.

Nemeka:
Using oestrogen based crystal ball, I can say indeed "police is your closest friend".

But can't guys testify of things like this when they receive such?

#menMustTestify #policeIsAlsoMenFriend

I was actually coming from Ibadan early this year and there was holdup arnd Ibafo side and one Danfo drver hit ma car frm d frnt nd ma radiator started leaking, I did not knw until I got 2 d long bridge, by then the car has started over heating. I parked and nd was abt opening the bnnet wen the RRS men appeard ,I did not cal them nd to ma sprise they help me check d radiator, gave me water nd did not take anytin frm me,They made sure I left b4 them. My mood changed, I felt special, at that time I could do anytin for my fatherland Nigeria nd I felt that Nigeria could be great if we all do the right tin.
#Policeisourfrnd.
To d bad ones, Change bgins wt u.

5⃣. *A.C Milan*; These guys brag to ladies based on what they achieved in time past. But currently, their pockets might
be dry.

6⃣. *Man United*: The prestige and swag is there. They have patience for their girls. When they fall in love with you
very well, they can keep you forever and ever. They simply
need a type of Lady that can bring smiles and glory to their
faces. They are hungry for success.

7⃣. *Liverpool*: They don't know what kind of lady they actually want. Their youthful days were bright but they are
seriously battling for the kind of lady that can make them
successful one more time.

8⃣. *Chelsea��*: These guys can date like 10 times a year. They easily take a girl and easily break up with them. They
have no nonsense heart for a relationship. They are quick
tempered in nature. Ladies that date them know very well that
their future is risky.
Which kind of guy do you want?
What kind of guy are you also?

1⃣. *Real Madrid boys*; They only go in for expensive ladies (galaticos). When they set their eyes on you, you will fall for
them. Their offers are very tempting and sweet to go by.When
you are with them and you easily flop, they will fire you
quickly.

2⃣. *Barcelona*; These kind of guys will always make you feel at home. As a lady, you count yourself lucky. They will do
whatever possible to always make you smile and feel proud.
Even if it requires cheating to make you happy, they will do
that at all cost.

3⃣. *Athletico Madrid*; These guys love ladies with an aggressive heart. No lose marking and would try whatever
means to defend their relationship. If you are a lady and you
fall in love with them, forget about break up, they will defend it
till the end.

4⃣. *Arsenal*: They are kinda of lovely guys Always play a lovely role but when the relationship is getting excited and you
expect them to deliver results, they will easily dissapoint you.
They are specialist in breaking hearts.

Luizkid:
in as much as this is good news especially to the families but i wonder if their lives will ever remain the same as most of them are no longer the innocent virgins of two years ago

don't 4get dat "wen there's life, one can still eat meat that is bigger than Elephant"

lifestyle1:
But shey you no say another dude fit still dey run her

If u can't put off ur mind of such thought, u re liable to die young

Eeyah, he wants 2 be relevant 2? His name sef wan crack my Iphone 7. If u laaaaaf.....

chesterlee:
Afonjas and Rituals be like 5 & 6



Tufiakwa!!!!

Com nd c hw ur pple dey die for ALABA mrket, no be dem do ritual pass?
flat headed animals.

lifestyle1:
You get your own babe ?

b4 nko?

Funny but true.. can't help it buh to laff, that Kpanshi tin na my ministry nd they will be saying their guy no dey make dem cum, I never recover frm one month of active service to pussymanity wey I do last month, d real guy dey sku me I con turn SPECIAL ASST FOR HOUSE......lol

Einl:
I'm not a lawyer or anything... but taking bribes and stealing money...isn't that the work of the NCJ or Nigeria Police or EFCC or ICPC

Since when did the DSS start arresting corrupt people Just asking.

If they can do that can we please as them to arrest herdsmen that are murdering villagers and destroying farmlands.

Can we ask them to arrest people bombing pipelines??


Can we ask them to arrest lecturers that rape students??

After all they will have a warrant.

Don't u knw judges are next to God, wen they convict u of any offence no one can change it unless u get 2 heaven. They have to be clean, if they are not, they are worse than those u mentioned. I just explained 2 u because some pple's brains are just too small to diffrntiate btwn right nd wrng, nd that's y they cal them wailers.

edlion57:
he won dat election even APC in edo can testify to that

Yes he won, even SDP nd NRC preidential candidates attested to that.




I no laff o

Buh rlly, these pple have wounded many. They preach somtin nd do otherwise, they make u feel they are scam, they want 2 live like Dangote wen Church members are like Lazarus, they want u to support their dreams @ d expense of ur own dreams, if u dnt hav time for them because u are pursuing ur dreams u'll bcome their enemy, Jesus did not own a donkey in his time buh now they want to own Jet, Nichodemus came to jesus @ night buh b4 u can c them during d day u have to pay or fill form, people that were 1st calld christian sold what they had nd shared it equaly buh they wont even borrow u money to start business or to go to skul. They keep collecting money from pple nd it turns to God's money wen it has got to them nd they are only authorised to spend God's money I'm talking abt Nigeria Church nd Pastors. I can type from now till tmao cos I hv once bin their victim. Pls stop chasing pple away frm God.

TrollTrap:
You're hellbound fam lol

U don go hell b4?

Cutehector:
I'm not surprised when the rich go scot free if the commit crimes against humanity...




Well, an everlasting punishment awaits them.

because the poor keep defending them. Nairaland a case study.

mobaking:
See people struggling to buy data complaining about people that kept 300million naira in their bedroom.When justice involve the poor man,nobody remembers the rule of law,how many big men have been sent to jail for crimes committed.Let them go and settle themselves.Na dem dem.

Correct bro, the only inteligent response so far.

Quote me @ ur own peril cos I dnt hav ur time.

fineboynl:
the problem with tinubu is that he want to become president.

his personal interest is what matters to him and hence they cut him to size. he has lost it already.

the only thing that can save tinubu of this shame is to see if he can influence the whole southwest if they can all support regionalism. only if they will then just leave the rest for south south and south east. we will take it from there. otherwise tinubu is now powerless like obasenjo.

This is pointless, someone with many ministers, Reps nd Senators to his sides nd Obasanjo (ebora owu) ?
It shows u dnt knw anything abt politics kindly go back to ur thread in Romance section.

If u have stolen our yam may there be no peace for you. There's no peace for the wicked says the Bible. Evryone that made Nigerians cry, may cry of trouble neva leave their family.

Ize-Iyanmu or watin be ur name sef? go nd sit down. Even ur E-warriors dat we saw bfore ur failure,they are no more. No be me talk am o na Bible talk am.

Ekakamba:
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Dont say Nigerians are hungry; u are hungry. This is d best time to find somtn meaningful doing because free money is no longer available.
#Wewantinfrastructure

So wailers never tire, U will wail for 4 yrs nd by then u would hv rcvd snse quote me nd let thunder fire u.